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[Adamska]

In which Jack disproves Unicorns by looking it up in the dictionary. But also confirms dinosaurs did exist 6000 years ago.

Fat Fuck Jack is wrong; unicorns do exist:

Here's an example of one; unicorns were most likely Indian Rhinos, since the Bible does describe a variety of animals in poetic ways. Kind of like the Leviathan, which was most likely based on this:

Or the Behemoth, which was this:

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Fat Fuck Jack is wrong; unicorns do exist:

Seems like you agree with him.

 

[Adamska]

Seems like you agree with him.

Dunno, I don't watch videos with him failing theology since his church is led by a murderer.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Fat Fuck Jack is wrong; unicorns do exist:

Here's an example of one; unicorns were most likely Indian Rhinos, since the Bible does describe a variety of animals in poetic ways. Kind of like the Leviathan, which was most likely based on this:

Or the Behemoth, which was this:

'Unicrons' aren't in the bible tho. It's re'em, which should be translated as a type of wild ox.

 

[Marissa Moira]

'Unicrons' aren't in the bible tho. It's re'em, which should be translated as a type of wild ox.

Wild Oxen are also impossible because an Ox is a castrated Domestic Bull.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Wild Oxen are also impossible because an Ox is a castrated Domestic Bull.

The Hebrew word represented in the King James Version by ‘unicorn’ is re’em, which undoubtedly refers to the wild ox (an urus or an aurochs) which is ancestral to the domesticated cattle of today. Re’em still flourished in early historical times and a few existed into modern times, although it is now extinct. It was a dangerous creature of great strength and was similar in form and temperament to Asian water buffaloes.

 

[captkrisma]

Jack reveals his racism yet again this week, stating that he wasn't allowed to film in Taco King because they had illegals working there. Stay classy, Jack.

 

[Chamulum]

Jack reveals his racism yet again this week, stating that he wasn't allowed to film in Taco King because they had illegals working there. Stay classy, Jack.

Sometimes I wished he said the wrong thing around these people he holds in contempt. But it wouldn't be as entertaining to see a obese, stroked out peckerwood blubbering and tripping over his own words.

 

[Aaway]

Jack reveals his racism yet again this week, stating that he wasn't allowed to film in Taco King because they had illegals working there. Stay classy, Jack.

that reminded me of one of my favorite racist jack moments

jack (and his racist buddy paul) goes to king taco and claims the line looks like the unemployment line. video starts at where he says it

 

[captkrisma]

That does it. Next live chat I'm going to have Jack say curse words in foreign languages and pass them off as ethnic cuisine.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack reveals his racism yet again this week, stating that he wasn't allowed to film in Taco King because they had illegals working there. Stay classy, Jack.

Lmao, of course that's why. Couldn't just be that they don't want customers complaining about the asshole waddling round the place filming everyone while they're trying to eat.

Jack is the type of person who walks into a Chinese buffet and says konnichiwa.

 

[beautiful person]

It fascinates me how a guy originally from urban/suburban California has such a backwoods redneck perspective on literally everything.

 

[Cereal Killer]

Guys, don’t fight! I’m pretty sure the unicorns refused to get on the ark....at least, that’s what the Irish Rovers said

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Guys, don’t fight! I’m pretty sure the unicorns refused to get on the ark....at least, that’s what the Irish Rovers said

One thing we can all agree on: If unicorns did exist, Jack would undercook their flesh, slather it in A1, and consume it.

 

[Shambler]

One thing we can all agree on: If unicorns did exist, Jack would undercook their flesh, slather it in A1, and consume it.

undercook? do you think the wendigo within could wait to taste unicorn flesh to even attempt to cook it?

 

[Chamulum]

Complete and total fucking drivel. What the fuck. Absolute dogshit drivel

"In the king james version" What's with these people only reading the KJV? Isn't there a whole bunch of other versions of the bible?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nah what Jack tried to make dates back to the 1950's.

Aspic and cream cheese were very common to use back then for ingredients. Aspic got replaced by Jello due to Jello being far more commonly available.

There was a shrimp jello flavor specifically for making seafood jello dishes.

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This is the closest I could find to what the party cheese salad was originally intended to look like from the Ancient Food Texts of The Boomers. Jack substituted tomatoes for pimentos.

There is a party dip recipe hat calls for multiple kinds of peppers, celery, cream cheese, and assorted kinds of shredded cheese but it lacks jello and cool whip.

But yeah go dig up 1950's aspic or jello recipes, everything is some edible lovecraftian horror show.

The Jello Sangria Mountain Ring is probably the only thing I would consider making.

Thanks for this! I can't wait to make one of these for the next pot luck.

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

"In the king james version" What's with these people only reading the KJV? Isn't there a whole bunch of other versions of the bible?

Accepting King James as gospel pretty much cordons its followers into a subsect, same as the Catholic Latin versions based on corrupt editions. You are choosing to accept their quirks over knowing better because you can't be arsed. Not that you could produce something both clearly-readable and as accurate as possible to the original copies, it is footnote and line-by-line hell (not that pleb Christians don't love to cherrypick verses), but I would expect a basic level of curiosity from somebody who apparently thinks this book is the most important thing in the world and some sort of ancient cultural treasure to be studied.

KJV at least has artistic merit, it has by far the most poetic integrity compared to drier later editions or even more corrupt embellished ones, but the aesthetic side of religion is only a small part of meaningful engagement.

 

[Chamulum]

Accepting King James as gospel pretty much cordons its followers into a subsect, same as the Catholic Latin versions based on corrupt editions. You are choosing to accept their quirks over knowing better because you can't be arsed. Not that you could produce something both clearly-readable and as accurate as possible to the original copies, it is footnote and line-by-line hell (not that pleb Christians don't love to cherrypick verses), but I would expect a basic level of curiosity from somebody who apparently thinks this book is the most important thing in the world and some sort of ancient cultural treasure to be studied.

KJV at least has artistic merit, it has by far the most poetic integrity compared to drier later editions or even more corrupt embellished ones, but the aesthetic side of religion is only a small part of meaningful engagement.

But why would he have a need to be curious when he can just sit in the pew for an hour and have his opinions reassured by some equally horrible pastor that is focused on increasing his parishioners to line his pockets? There's no real reason for Jack to actually read the bible back to front and actually understand it when people do that for him for free.

Another shining example of Jack's sympathies towards other people. 'Some homeless 'criminal' got between this guy and his car. So the obvious thing to do is beat him up and send him to the hospital! What di you mean we're supposed to do good work as Christians? He's a bum so fuck him!"

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

There's no real reason for Jack to actually read the bible back to front and actually understand it when people do that for him for free.

It is wack because the whole point of translation into common vernacular was to prevent this, to provide transparency and accountability to the preachers making distorted claims about its contents.