Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Oh Long Johnson said:
Not sure about nowadays, but back in the day, she wouldn't have been able to. Richard would have had to initiate it.

Him not doing so, combined with his online laughing about locking away her documentation may very well wind up flattening his testicles in family court.
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This - a family related visa normally requires someone who is a US citizen to file on their behalf. You don't just file and then get your greencard. US government requires someone who is already a citizen to file the petition, along with details of their finances and other general history. Lowtax was already in a bit of a pickle with the finances when he got married, so that might not of helped matters as part of being eligible to petition requires you being able to earn a certain percentage over the federal poverty line per year - not sure if the debts he had would of counted against him or not.

Basically the government needs to know that the person bringing over an immigrant is financially solvent sufficient that the immigrant isn't going to end up needing to apply for income support in some fashion (in short, a ward of the state and a drain on the taxpayer). So yes, this wasn't something Ashlii could of done alone, not unless she was able to line up a job by chance or get into education. As the immigrant can't work for a certain amount of time without more paperwork to get their greencard, you need someone already here who can keep you housed and fed during that (as it can be like...a year or 2 from arrival before you even gain a work permit)

I mean yeah, she was dumb to shack up with Lowtax and believing overstaying wouldn't bite her in the butt later, but as far as the immigration filing goes. It's more on Richard than her for failing to file - though she should of looked up what her rights are and gone home to Canada rather than just go "ehh it's okay I'll square my legal status here later after babby"
 
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tantric_depressive said:
Lowtax : "Oh poor me, everyone is accusing me of doing extreme crazy things I haven't done . Btw, if you wanna blame me for anything, or ask me a question that doesn't kiss my ass, KIWI FARMS HAS TROON MURDERING CONTESTS"
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SA had goons murdering people before KF even existed. And let's not forget the various entertaining TCC deaths over the years.

Lowtax wouldn't know this, though, because he hasn't read his own forums for decades.
 
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Lowtax' lies are so stupid and transparent, they're like from some twelve year old. This has been such a pattern over the years with that asshole. He lies about everything and everyone. It was never, ever him, and anyways the other guy was 1000% worse. I know this pattern so well because I sometimes work with people like that and it's insufferable and makes sure I don't trust you. He had trouble with everyone he ever tried to do business with (up to and including PayPal) and it was of course always the other party, never ever him.

The only reason his troon overlords haven't turned on him yet is because he's got absolutely no pride and convictions and is willing to tell them whatever they want to hear. Eventually he'll misstep and be eaten alive though, of that I have no doubt. Happened to people higher up on the woke ladder and smarter than him, too.
 
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Impotence from anti-depressants is temporary and disappears after cessation. If his dick still doesn't work after quitting them, there's only two real possibilities:

1) The benzos, opiates, and alcohol have killed his dick. All three have the potential to cause ED, so mixing them has probably created an unholy bonerkilling chimera.

2) Lowtax is in such staggeringly poor health that his vascular system has given up and blood flow to the far extremities (like the penis) is too low to actually get an erection.

Sexual function typically begins to slowly decline after age 40 for men, but low-t should still be able to get an erection unless something has seriously gone wrong. He might straight-up drop dead in the next five years if he continues to use with his body in that condition.
 
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Eddie Bravo said:
Bullshit. You had Helldump.
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Something Awful invented a lot of things they now deny vehemently. Image macros in the modern sense, nigh all the memes their community is associated with, doxing like is done here, taking a shit on internet weirdos (which they won't do anymore since they became them), becoming known as the biggest hive of politically incorrect edgelords on the internet.......the list goes on.

Someone earlier in the SA thread was likely right when they pegged their denial of their past on mass troll's remorse, it's the only to make sense of how extreme their disavowal of what gave SA it's name to begin with is.

Lowtax is older now and feeling the burn from all that shit backfiring and making him out to look bad, so not surprised he's trying hardest to deny his past.
 
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A dramatic decrease in sex drive in men has always underlying issues, it is not natural. Not at 70 and especially not in your early 40s. Especially if it's sudden. Lowtax is a bit old and a bit too little repressed to realize that he was a faggot all along (although he's probably always been bi, how strangely fitting for a man who can literally make no decision about anything) so that's probably not the problem. I'd blame the pill cocktail. Also there's been very recent stuff that suggests that antidepressants can lower sexual desire and potency in men long after cessation and sometimes even permanently. The causes aren't known.

I said it earlier in this thread, some morning nigga will just lie dead in his bed. It's a very common end for long-time pillheads.
 
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L.A. on Twitter

“Being outspoken about your unironically woke white girl status is a great way to let everyone know you're desperately grasping at straws of relevancy while living off your trust fund, and actually haven't a fucking clue about the real world because you're too busy snorting lines.”
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Lowtax’s soon to be ex-wife is dropping truth bombs about Logan Day. Implying she’s a trust fund dependent kook role playing a woke girl online.

A trust fund would explain Lowtax’s three weeks in Utah. It would also explain his recent decisions about the forum to keep woke white Mormon happy with the SA brand she covets.

I can’t tell you how deliciously ironic it would be for Lowtax to be beholden to a BPD nutcase sugar mommy drug addict.
 
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