Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Krathnami]

He’s been pretty quiet on YouTube this weekend. I think this is for a couple reasons. First, it’s so we can’t see what is pretty clearly a black eye. I’d be fascinated to hear how that happened but I’d be very surprised if Luke even acknowledges it. Second, since he disabled YT comments, now there’s no choir to preach to, and as much as Lucas says he hates the comments he gets from people, it’s the most meaningful interaction he gets with other humans.

 

[Wernology]

He’s been pretty quiet on YouTube this weekend. I think this is for a couple reasons. First, it’s so we can’t see what is pretty clearly a black eye. I’d be fascinated to hear how that happened but I’d be very surprised if Luke even acknowledges it. Second, since he disabled YT comments, now there’s no choir to preach to, and as much as Lucas says he hates the comments he gets from people, it’s the most meaningful interaction he gets with other humans.

I thought it might have just been a weird shadow but why would he not film with the other side of his presumably un-punched face visible?

He seems like the first person who would hop on camera to rant about some agephobe bigot punching him in the face as a way to prove some irrational point. Only reason I can think of that he might not do that would be if the person who decked him told him they'd come back for round two of whacking the incel pinata if he told anyone what happened.

While a large pimple could cause some swelling near the eye there's no way it'd cause that much swelling or a massive dark circle like that.

Either that or he got a little wobbly after his dozen Rolling Rocks and walked into a door frame or something equally embarrassing.

 

[Rogowski]

The fact that his shoelaces were off today may point to him being arrested or temporarily held for psych evaluation.

 

[WonderWino]

I thought it might have just been a weird shadow but why would he not film with the other side of his presumably un-punched face visible?

He seems like the first person who would hop on camera to rant about some agephobe bigot punching him in the face as a way to prove some irrational point. Only reason I can think of that he might not do that would be if the person who decked him told him they'd come back for round two of whacking the incel pinata if he told anyone what happened.

While a large pimple could cause some swelling near the eye there's no way it'd cause that much swelling or a massive dark circle like that.

Either that or he got a little wobbly after his dozen Rolling Rocks and walked into a door frame or something equally embarrassing.

I find that amusingly ironic considering the defacto stereotype for ignoring someone assaulting somebody is frequently 'I walked into a door'

I can see him refusing to acknowledge it based on the fact that by doing so he would be essentially admitting he tried to pull something that provoked someone into taking a swing at him. Even he has enough brains to know people don't throw punches like that without a reason. There would be no way around that. The very fact he is deliberately avoiding it in itself implies something happened he doesn't want people to know about. He is just too stupid to figure that part out

The fact that his shoelaces were off today may point to him being arrested or temporarily held for psych evaluation.

Possibly, its certainly the kind of thing psych wards do, but he hasn't been away long enough for something like that to have happened and while he hasn't been posting much to youtube he did post a few things over the last few days on other platforms. It seems unlikely he would have been able to do that even with a minimally short stay for an evaluation

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I wonder how he feels about being compelled to bend to the cops will under threat of force in these arrest/sectioning instances. Is he the tough anti-fascist Lucas of his videos, the ideological "don't tread on me" Lucas who thinks communism means he doesn't have to work and expects not to be obliged to do anything, the good socialist who believes the state's decisions are always correct, or the crying piss baby who is scared of confrontation? He never mentions his anger at this, so presumably his tough-talking ends quickly when his gibs are threatened.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

The fact that his shoelaces were off today may point to him being arrested or temporarily held for psych evaluation.

ehh, where I work, if you aren’t safe enough to get your laces back, you aren’t safe enough to leave.

I think the simplest explanation might just be that he doesn’t have any and is too fucking pathetic to go buy them. His cash is all spent.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

No devout Christian woman is going to want to marry him and have his children. Christian women typically want to date and marry other Christians, or at least someone who believes in God. They're not going to want to marry an outspoken atheist who tells them that they're wrong and that their beliefs make them stupid. So unless his objective in church is just to score free food, he is wasting his time.

As for his eye, I'd love to know the story behind that. It looks like either someone punched him, or he fell (possibly due to drinking). I doubt he'll tell us what happened, and if he does we can never believe what he says.

Missing shoelaces in his boots could just be because he's broke and that's all he has. Or maybe there's something up with his feet (swollen maybe?) and that's the only comfortable way to wear the boots. I don't think it would have been due to a hospitalization because he has been around social media and such and I imagine they would at the very least put him on a 72-hour hold.

 

[Telomerase1979]

Perhaps he tried to give the homeless some leftover Taco Bell, got knocked out and had his laces stolen.

 

[wenttobermuda]

ehh, where I work, if you aren’t safe enough to get your laces back, you aren’t safe enough to leave.

I think the simplest explanation might just be that he doesn’t have any and is too fucking pathetic to go buy them. His cash is all spent.

In jail, or a psych ward, it's common practice to take your laces.

You'll get them back though.

And after they're returned, it's a small matter to put them back in.

My suspicion is that Lucas is just a tard, who wears pajama pants in public, and boots with no laces, and is unselfconscious about it.

I'm more interested in the black eye, because it's amusing to imagine him getting one.

 

[WonderWino]

Uh oh. Now he accusing people at the church of being age phobes and bigots because every woman there was with a man of similar age and 'you can't tell me thats not bigotry'

and he still seems to think he can 'lay on the charm' if someone just gives him to chance to go up and say 'hi how are you i'm lucas.' Despite the fact nothing is stopping him from doing that now

 

[dingobaby]

At church: Where da women at?!?

 

[Particle Bored]

What does he want to prove by going to church?

"Hey, I've prayed for a hot young chick and I got nothing, so that means God doesn't exists, fuck you catholics" Is that what is his lizard brain thinking?

Because seriously, what's the point of going there if he doesn't like it or doesn't feel need to do it? Lucas's mind sure is an enigma.

He wouldnt pray for a zoomer. He just thinks god should give him one to prove he exists. Just like everything else, he wants something given to him without the slightest effort in return.

 

[Wernology]

He wouldnt pray for a zoomer. He just thinks god should give him one to prove he exists. Just like everything else, he wants something given to him without the slightest effort in return.

One of the biggest cases for a god existing is the fact that Lucas hasn't found a zoomer willing to marry him and get knocked up.

 

[BowlOfDick]

After seeing the eye in the video, looks more like he got punched and is getting a black eye.

He’s legitimately been chinned by someone. This brings me great joy.

 

[WonderWino]

Another ranting video.

First off, funny how he isn't showing his face in this one. Gee I wonder why. I would say he has been reading here and realized we figured out he got hit and is deliberately hiding it now

That said he is ranting, again, about how throwing $20 billion around will magically cure homelessness, which only proves he has no idea what actually causes it. A large portion of them have mental issues and throwing any amount of money at the problem won't fix them. He's an idiot. Then he randomly starts ranting about age gap relationships in his building again and then claims he 'wants a video of evidence' proving he should trust you because you have more money than he does, along with his usual word for word ranting about what age you have to be and all that horseshit. He literally repeats this part in virtually every video verbatim at this point. Also, wtf is with the long pauses he keeps making

 

[Ebola Gay]

Kinda strange he hasn't gone for hookers at all. Sacrifice some of his tard bucks, hire some younger looking working girl for an hour, and expect her to fall for his board games and telomeres Russell Greer style.

 

[WhiskerBiscuit]

Another ranting video.

Also, wtf is with the long pauses he keeps making

1. Out of shape. Talking winds him.
2. He is reading an article and is too schizophrenic to keep his place on the page.
3. The pauses are for the voices.

Edit to avoid double post:
Re: hookers. I guarantee you Lucas would go after an underage or teen prostitute. But he would try to get her for free and then freak out on how she’s a bigot. The only reason Lucas wouldn’t want prostitutes (besides his narcissism) is that he wants girls who are sexually inexperienced. He is intimidated by sexual women.

 

[WonderWino]

Kinda strange he hasn't gone for hookers at all

He probably has at some point and doesn't talk about it. That said most hookers would see him for what he is and tell him to fuck off real quick. Even if they didn't hookers aren't want he wants, this isn't about sex in itself. He's a pedo with his sole goal being to get some underage girl pregnant. Unlikely with a hooker. On that note I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that on some fundamental level the telomere shit isn't just an excuse to fuck kids, its also his broken brain rationalization for somehow trying to prove that there is nothing wrong with him genetically, using the logic that if some zoomer were to somehow get pregnant by her and had a healthy kid he would screech to the ends of the earth that its his super long telomeres proving there can't be anything wrong with him genetically or the kid would be defective as well.

Yet again proving that literally everything he wants anything to do with has to serve his goals in some way, even when it comes to having a kid. It shows how much of a narcissist he is

 

[Rescuetoast]

He probably has at some point and doesn't talk about it. That said most hookers would see him for what he is and tell him to fuck off real quick. Even if they didn't hookers aren't want he wants, this isn't about sex in itself. He's a pedo with his sole goal being to get some underage girl pregnant. Unlikely with a hooker. On that note I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that on some fundamental level the telomere shit isn't just an excuse to fuck kids, its also his broken brain rationalization for somehow trying to prove that there is nothing wrong with him genetically, using the logic that if some zoomer were to somehow get pregnant by her and had a healthy kid he would screech to the ends of the earth that its his super long telomeres proving there can't be anything wrong with him genetically or the kid would be defective as well.

Yet again proving that literally everything he wants anything to do with has to serve his goals in some way, even when it comes to having a kid. It shows how much of a narcissist he is

Yeah, I’m sure he’s tried it, but sex workers aren’t obligated to have sex with everyone who offers, and something about Lucas activates the fight or flight response.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

There's plenty of escorts out there that do the pretending to be a teen girlfriend experience just for creeps like Lucas.

Where he would have difficulty is that escorts do verification checks to protect themselves...