Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Now I imagine a bunch of Harward chads in crimson blazers sitting at a poker table and bitterly crying as the superior Bob takes all of their cash and shoves it into the giant chest pocket of his Mario cosplay, chuckling smugly.
I think they would've bought a Senior Mathematics student from MIT with them to beat Bob, in exchange for half his money..
 
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Looks like Bob is getting some attention from Hollywood. Just not from the kind of people he likes.
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Kinda unrelated to anything recent but I just remembered a bit of Bob lore from years ago.
There was this anituber (think he was the one who made the not your shield hashtag as well during gg) who managed to get on Bob's good side and somewhat managed to have a arguments with him through pms without Bob resorting to his usual tactics with naysayers.
Can't remember what he said his conversations where like since this was from a stream 4-5 years ago and I believe he has unlisted all his old streams, but I think he said something about Bob believing most of his detractors being paid off to make it seem like all his hate wasn't coming from one place.
 
The brain can't even survive three minutes without the heart; the heart can get by for a while without a brain.

There's an old tweet that I don't have on hand where he explains his stance on trans people. Basically it doesn't matter what you think or if they do have a mental disorder, one day "science" will evolve to the point of complete gene rewriting so you might as well accept they're "real women" as the concept will have little meaning. idk if he is thirsty for troons but it is tied into his weird "science" cargo cult views since he thinks science is a magic that wills thoughts into reality.
We might as well not treat Bobby's diabetes considering one day science will be able to rewrite our genes so that whether someone has diabetes or not is moot.
 
We might as well not treat Bobby's diabetes considering one day science will be able to rewrite our genes so that whether someone has diabetes or not is moot.
It's weird since besides being a meme idea like "uploading your consciousness", I'm pretty sure the issues with the idea are a common thing in sci-fi. Even if you accept the theoretical, you're heading straight into "Ship of Theseus" territory and question at what point do you cease to exist in favor of....some homunculus as you keep discarding bits of your self. The absolute horror of existing as zeroes and ones that can easily be copied, discarded, or replaced.

Thankfully, these are fictional ideas.
 
It's weird since besides being a meme idea like "uploading your consciousness", I'm pretty sure the issues with the idea are a common thing in sci-fi. Even if you accept the theoretical, you're heading straight into "Ship of Theseus" territory and question at what point do you cease to exist in favor of....some homunculus as you keep discarding bits of your self. The absolute horror of existing as zeroes and ones that can easily be copied, discarded, or replaced.

Thankfully, these are fictional ideas.
Fictional ideas yes, but that doesn’t mean they can’t ever become a reality. Plenty of crazy tech we take for granted today were in the minds of forward-thinking autists of centuries past in one form or another. The fact that all the complexities of the human mind can fit in a skull-size compartment is proof enough for me that it’s inevitable we create digital brains someday.
Unless of course, the size of our brains is just an illusion the simulation we live in, or even our brains themselves are lying to us about. But that’s a story for another day...

Really we know what very specific problem Bobby boy is trying to instafix by becoming one with the Borg:
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(His body. It’s his disgusting pear-with-stick-limbs body, which makes Chris Chipman’s pudgy physique seem statuesque by comparison.)
 
White socks with a black suit and shoes? :stress:

They look like cheap white tube socks too. Jesus, how embarrassing.

That’s also a blue polo shirt he is wearing for the second day in a row, this time shoved under a suit, having worn it golfing with his brother the day before. Based on that photo they are probably the same socks too.
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That’s also a blue polo shirt he is wearing for the second day in a row, this time shoved under a suit, having worn it golfing with his brother the day before. Based on that photo they are probably the same socks too.
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Nice catch, he’s probably wearing the same socks too.

Pour one out for that poor belt, it’s holding back a lot of flab.
 
I'd love to have a list of places Bob has traveled to. Somehow, I doubt it's very long.
I have that list right here.
  1. His basement

"Anti-thinker games"
Has this fat nigga ever played Myst? Azrael's Tear? Riven? Wetrix? The Incredible Machine? Coaster Works? All those games require thinking to complete and the first three have deep stories with meaningful symbolism; surely, they'd be right up Cinema Robert's alley.
Or is his idea of "thinking" is assigning more meaning to a game about jumping on turtles (sorry, Koopas) than said game has?
Now that you mention it, what is Bob's opinion on the various woke walking simulators like Gone Home and Firewatch? Has he ever said anything about Spec Ops: The Line? He likes to paint himself as an intellectual, but I don't remember him talking about those kinds of games.

Bob gave rampage whitepower/5? Not a good look.
 
Now that you mention it, what is Bob's opinion on the various woke walking simulators like Gone Home and Firewatch? Has he ever said anything about Spec Ops: The Line? He likes to paint himself as an intellectual, but I don't remember him talking about those kinds of games.

Bet you 5$, he would say how Spec Ops is just another dumb dude-bro shootah, where racist alt-right Nazis can live their fantasies of killing the abused good brown people.
 
Ya know, I sometimes wonder. When Bobo made that anti-thinker character/stereotype. Did he really think there would be people who agreed with his BS or would go "Oh yes, this character clearly repressents all those heathnes that ruined our pure gaming experience!" Like, was there really a single soul who would back up his shite.
 
Ya know, I sometimes wonder. When Bobo made that anti-thinker character/stereotype. Did he really think there would be people who agreed with his BS or would go "Oh yes, this character clearly repressents all those heathnes that ruined our pure gaming experience!" Like, was there really a single soul who would back up his shite.
Probably the latter because he believes himself as an intellectual who has groundbreaking ideas and anyone who disagrees are losers or nobodies.
 
Jesus Christ. Can this hambeast get more insufferable? If the big brained people (aka commies SJWs) got the lead on the States, I doubt that our fellow would survive. What value does he add to society? Spicy hot takes on social media that even a bot could do it?
And the ''I come from normal people tweet'' describe their fellowship very well.
 
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