Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Coldgrip]

WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME XI ASKED FOR SOME SUPPLIES! SHOULD HAVE DONE IT TWO WEEKS AGO! SHIT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES! AND XI, MAKE SURE YOUR CUSTOMS PEOPLE DON'T HOLD UP THE SHIPMENTS!

Fuck me to tears!

Okay, folks. On top of the ongoing African Swine Flu, plus the coronavirus, now we have one that kills chickens and affects people too. Things are moving from the fucked to the surreal.

Wonder if this virus and the coronavirus could combine in some way and mutate.

Emperor Xi must be wondering what's going to come next - a plague of locusts? A massive shit storm? (No, that's happening now.) I just feel sorry for the Chinese people.

You know if the EU delivers this shit it's going into the pockets of president Xi's and select party member's pockets, right?

I have zero faith in the chink government to do anything even resembling the right thing.

 

[Niggaplease]

I didn't know Kathy "Eat Everything At The" Zhu had an account in this website.

Not a lot of people in China eat bats though only a small ethnic minority. Then again bird nest/spit soup and tiger penis are a huge deal there amongst other things.

 

[Green Man]

Keeping and selling raw meat, live animals, prepared food and various other consumables in incredibly unsanitary conditions results in pestilence. Wow, who knew? Apparently not the people of Wuhan. Consuming bats, rodents and other creatures which have been known to be a vector for various diseases also isn't a good idea. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I'm wondering now if certain provinces/areas of China aren't just essentially third-world shitholes masquerading as developed. I mean, currently and for quite a while now, there's no lack of food in China. Obviously the people there aren't resorting to eating rodents/bats out of desperation because they're starving. So what the fuck is the deal? Are the Chinese hoping to annihilate every possible species via consumption? Or is it just poor hygiene/food safety in general? Selling raw meat or ready-to-eat food just a few inches away from where caged animals are shitting and pissing doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Do the Chinese have an understanding of germs similar to what people thought in the 1800s? Most populations figured out a long time ago that if you're going to use water from the local river to drink or cook with or bathe in, you probably shouldn't defecate and urinate in it, or at the very least do so downstream. Well, except for India, but you know.

So Dong Big Wang decides to eat a fucking bat and creates a global pandemic, mass hysteria and death. It turns out one person can change the world, it's just a whole lot easier if the change is a net negative.

 

[Judge Holden]

Oh wonderful. China just confirmed another 45 dead and a couple thousand more infected

http://wjw.hubei.gov.cn/fbjd/tzgg/202002/t20200202_2017659.shtml

 

[Niggaplease]

Keeping and selling raw meat, live animals, prepared food and various other consumables in incredibly unsanitary conditions results in pestilence. Wow, who knew? Apparently not the people of Wuhan. Consuming bats, rodents and other creatures which have been known to be a vector for various diseases also isn't a good idea. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I'm wondering now if certain provinces/areas of China aren't just essentially third-world shitholes masquerading as developed. I mean, currently and for quite a while now, there's no lack of food in China. Obviously the people there aren't resorting to eating rodents/bats out of desperation because they're starving. So what the fuck is the deal? Are the Chinese hoping to annihilate every possible species via consumption? Or is it just poor hygiene/food safety in general? Selling raw meat or ready-to-eat food just a few inches away from where caged animals are shitting and pissing doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Do the Chinese have an understanding of germs similar to what people thought in the 1800s? Most populations figured out a long time ago that if you're going to use water from the local river to drink or cook with or bathe in, you probably shouldn't defecate and urinate in it, or at the very least do so downstream. Well, except for India, but you know.

So Dong Big Wang decides to eat a fucking bat and creates a global pandemic, mass hysteria and death. It turns out one person can change the world, it's just a whole lot easier if the change is a net negative.

Yes eat random exotic animal penis that'll work better than Viagra and spend upwards of 300 dollars to drink bird spit soup to keep you young.

 

[???]

Keeping and selling raw meat, live animals, prepared food and various other consumables in incredibly unsanitary conditions results in pestilence. Wow, who knew? Apparently not the people of Wuhan. Consuming bats, rodents and other creatures which have been known to be a vector for various diseases also isn't a good idea. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I'm wondering now if certain provinces/areas of China aren't just essentially third-world shitholes masquerading as developed. I mean, currently and for quite a while now, there's no lack of food in China. Obviously the people there aren't resorting to eating rodents/bats out of desperation because they're starving. So what the fuck is the deal? Are the Chinese hoping to annihilate every possible species via consumption? Or is it just poor hygiene/food safety in general? Selling raw meat or ready-to-eat food just a few inches away from where caged animals are shitting and pissing doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Do the Chinese have an understanding of germs similar to what people thought in the 1800s? Most populations figured out a long time ago that if you're going to use water from the local river to drink or cook with or bathe in, you probably shouldn't defecate and urinate in it, or at the very least do so downstream. Well, except for India, but you know.

So Dong Big Wang decides to eat a fucking bat and creates a global pandemic, mass hysteria and death. It turns out one person can change the world, it's just a whole lot easier if the change is a net negative.

The thing with Chinese and everyone else is they supposedly have a 5000 year old civilization and are therefore superior to you in every way, so why do they need to follow your ignorant and backward superstitions such as germ theory and basic hygiene?

 

[Slap47]

The lore is world nations didn't really trust the Chinese to do level 4 biolab safety shit so they were only trusted after years of training to be given a test run with level 3 pathogens things along the lines of SARS virus to anthrax type things.

The Chinese got bored and wanted more so they started to do espionage. Canada and the US caught them doing shady shit in their labs. The people trying to steal the data and lab samples are highly accredited individuals one for example who was part of coming up with an effective treatment of ebola. So shit got complicated.

Months later the WHO do a "mock" corona virus scenario that essentially mimics the current situation same virus everything except in the mock presentation it is pigs and the epicenter is South America.

At the very end of December China declares a patient zero hence why it is called nCoV-2019 and its silent for 20 days. Within those 20 days china was accused of arresting doctors and people in the know about a potential outbreak of a new SARS like disease under the pretense of misinformation.

Now from that point forward both china and governments have been downplaying things by a day or two but the information from days ago they wind up being officially confirmed.

It is also possible that it was created by a chef mixing bat, gutter oil and rhino penis in a wok with a fermented foreskin based alcohol on the side.

Keeping and selling raw meat, live animals, prepared food and various other consumables in incredibly unsanitary conditions results in pestilence. Wow, who knew? Apparently not the people of Wuhan. Consuming bats, rodents and other creatures which have been known to be a vector for various diseases also isn't a good idea. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I'm wondering now if certain provinces/areas of China aren't just essentially third-world shitholes masquerading as developed. I mean, currently and for quite a while now, there's no lack of food in China. Obviously the people there aren't resorting to eating rodents/bats out of desperation because they're starving. So what the fuck is the deal? Are the Chinese hoping to annihilate every possible species via consumption? Or is it just poor hygiene/food safety in general? Selling raw meat or ready-to-eat food just a few inches away from where caged animals are shitting and pissing doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Do the Chinese have an understanding of germs similar to what people thought in the 1800s? Most populations figured out a long time ago that if you're going to use water from the local river to drink or cook with or bathe in, you probably shouldn't defecate and urinate in it, or at the very least do so downstream. Well, except for India, but you know.

So Dong Big Wang decides to eat a fucking bat and creates a global pandemic, mass hysteria and death. It turns out one person can change the world, it's just a whole lot easier if the change is a net negative.

Most of China is basically rural India.

They just cover it up and beat it out of the rural migrants. You still see some public defecation in their "Tier 1" cities.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

WELL, IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME XI ASKED FOR SOME SUPPLIES! SHOULD HAVE DONE IT TWO WEEKS AGO! SHIT DOESN'T GROW ON TREES! AND XI, MAKE SURE YOUR CUSTOMS PEOPLE DON'T HOLD UP THE SHIPMENTS!

Fuck me to tears!

Okay, folks. On top of the ongoing African Swine Flu, plus the coronavirus, now we have one that kills chickens and affects people too. Things are moving from the fucked to the surreal.

Wonder if this virus and the coronavirus could combine in some way and mutate.

Emperor Xi must be wondering what's going to come next - a plague of locusts? A massive shit storm? (No, that's happening now.) I just feel sorry for the Chinese people.

A plague of locusts isn't entirely out of the question. East Africa is currently dealing with one.

Eye on Africa - Crops under threat as billions of locusts plague East Africa

As swarms of billions of locusts plague East Africa, we talk to the team leader for the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization about the threat the insects pose and what will happen next. I…

www.france24.com

 

[ConfederateIrishman]

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China's Premier Li asks EU to facilitate urgent procurement of medical supplies

China's Premier Li Keqiang has asked the European Union to facilitate China's urgent procurement of medical supplies from member countries, the Chinese government said on Saturday, amid the coronavirus outbreak that has killed more than 250 people and infected over 10,000.

www.reuters.com

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Clucking hell! New outbreak of BIRD FLU sees thousands of chickens culled in coronavirus-stricken China

As China grapples with the rampant Wuhan coronavirus, another sickness has broken out in the country: the deadly H5N1 bird flu.

www.rt.com

China is proper fucked now.

Oh wonderful. China just confirmed another 45 dead and a couple thousand more infected

http://wjw.hubei.gov.cn/fbjd/tzgg/202002/t20200202_2017659.shtml

Just close the borders and turn the entire country into a Chinese containment zone, where they can pratice their "culture" in peace.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

The thing with Chinese and everyone else is they supposedly have a 5000 year old civilization and are therefore superior to you in every way, so why do they need to follow your ignorant and backward superstitions such as germ theory and basic hygiene?

China had and still somehow could have the potential to be a top notch first world country. Makes you think how backwards communism is.

 

[Judge Holden]

Keeping and selling raw meat, live animals, prepared food and various other consumables in incredibly unsanitary conditions results in pestilence. Wow, who knew? Apparently not the people of Wuhan. Consuming bats, rodents and other creatures which have been known to be a vector for various diseases also isn't a good idea. I suppose I hadn't really thought about it much before, but I'm wondering now if certain provinces/areas of China aren't just essentially third-world shitholes masquerading as developed. I mean, currently and for quite a while now, there's no lack of food in China. Obviously the people there aren't resorting to eating rodents/bats out of desperation because they're starving. So what the fuck is the deal? Are the Chinese hoping to annihilate every possible species via consumption? Or is it just poor hygiene/food safety in general? Selling raw meat or ready-to-eat food just a few inches away from where caged animals are shitting and pissing doesn't seem like a great idea to me. Do the Chinese have an understanding of germs similar to what people thought in the 1800s? Most populations figured out a long time ago that if you're going to use water from the local river to drink or cook with or bathe in, you probably shouldn't defecate and urinate in it, or at the very least do so downstream. Well, except for India, but you know.

So Dong Big Wang decides to eat a fucking bat and creates a global pandemic, mass hysteria and death. It turns out one person can change the world, it's just a whole lot easier if the change is a net negative.

Its a mix of the most hillbilly "status" flexing imaginable and pigheaded clinging to "MUH SUPERIOR TRADITIONAR MEDICINE!" and assuming that eating some random bit of a random animal will give them a 10% stat buff

Basically the middle aged chinks who never knew life before the revolution and are too boomer to educate themselves about literally fucking anything they dont think they already know are stuck in a medieval mindset, but without the centuries of wisdom, knowledge, and basic fucking pattern recognition that allowed people in the medieval era to not become terminally infested by easily avoided pathogens and toxins. Any illness just gets a handful of antibiotics thrown at it without a second thought, and doctors and medical professionals are treated like how the most hateful of karens treat fast food employees at best.

Hell, even the "traditional" chinese medicine shit they are obsessed with is basically just a hick cargo-cult impersonation of the actual chinese medical traditions that have been long since forgotten, which is why back when they still had their old culture china was decidedly not buying rhino horns and beaver wangs at exorbitant prices.

Srsly there is a very good reason why all the horror stories of chinese tourists focus so much on the middle aged members of chinese tour groups as they will invariably be the most obnoxious, disgusting, aggressive, entitled, and just plain fucktarded out of whatever group they are a part of

 

[EmuWarsVeteran]

A plague of locusts isn't entirely out of the question. East Africa is currently dealing with one.

Eye on Africa - Crops under threat as billions of locusts plague East Africa

As swarms of billions of locusts plague East Africa, we talk to the team leader for the United Nations Food and Agriculture Organization about the threat the insects pose and what will happen next. I…

www.france24.com

I'm sorry in advance for the stale ass meme but:
God: so how many plagues will suffice?
China: Y E S
I swear someone should give Moses a call see if he got a hand in this one.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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China's Premier Li asks EU to facilitate urgent procurement of medical supplies

China's Premier Li Keqiang has asked the European Union to facilitate China's urgent procurement of medical supplies from member countries, the Chinese government said on Saturday, amid the coronavirus outbreak that has killed more than 250 people and infected over 10,000.

www.reuters.com

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Clucking hell! New outbreak of BIRD FLU sees thousands of chickens culled in coronavirus-stricken China

As China grapples with the rampant Wuhan coronavirus, another sickness has broken out in the country: the deadly H5N1 bird flu.

www.rt.com

China is proper fucked now.

Right so that is Disease now possibly famine. What's next on the biblical list of plagues?

 

[Niggaplease]

The thing with Chinese and everyone else is they supposedly have a 5000 year old civilization and are therefore superior to you in every way, so why do they need to follow your ignorant and backward superstitions such as germ theory and basic hygiene?

In some ways yes in other ways no; they had silk and gun powder before anyone else but then they also practised slavery human sacrifice. Shit in the ming Dynasty because 1 concubine from Korea offed herself an emporer literally slaughtered 2000 from his own harem. Another kept more concubines than he can feed thus resulting in starvation deaths. That same emporer used to actually replicate like a city street in his own castle.
They're not superior and haven't shed their brutal ways since their feudal period.
Human life has been cheap for all that time and still is.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Right so that is Disease now possibly famine. What next of the biblical list of plagues?

Oh god. Yahuwah has come with his pestilence!!

 

[LetThemEatCake]

Cmon Swine Flu...deliver the killing blow. I wanna see mass cannibalism in china before the year is out

They've got form.

Battle of Suiyang in 757 A.D. The general encouraged the cannibalisation of civilians. Lots and lots of civilians (see image):

At this time, besieged Suiyang had long been in a state of famine. The Old Book of Tang says:

尹子奇攻圍既久，城中糧盡，易子而食，析骸而爨，人心危恐，慮將有變。巡乃出其妾，對三軍殺之，以饗軍士。曰：“諸公為國家戮力守城，一心無二，經年乏食，忠義不衰。巡不能自割肌膚，以啖將士，豈可惜此婦，坐視危迫。”將士皆泣下，不忍食，巡強令食之。乃括城中婦人；既盡，以男夫老小繼之，所食人口二三萬，人心終不離變。[1]

Yin Ziqi had besieged the city for a long time. The food in the city had run out. The dwellers traded their children to eat and cooked bodies of the dead. Fears were spread and worse situations were expected. At this time, Zhang Xun took his concubine out and killed her in front of his soldiers in order to feed them. He said, "You have been working hard at protecting this city for the country wholeheartedly. Your loyalty is uncompromised despite the long-lasting hunger. Since I can't cut out my own flesh to feed you, how can I keep this woman and just ignore the dangerous situation?" All the soldiers cried, and they did not want to eat. Zhang Xun ordered them to eat the flesh. Afterwards, they caught the women in the city. After the women were run out, they turned to old and young males. 20,000 to 30,000 people were eaten. People always remained loyal.

Xu Yuan also killed his servants, which was recorded in The New Book of Tang:

...遠亦殺奴僮以哺卒...[2]

...(Xu) Yuan also killed servants to feed the soldiers...

An explanation for people still staying loyal is accounted in The New Book of Tang:

被圍久，初殺馬食，既盡，而及婦人老弱凡食三萬口。人知將死，而莫有畔者。城破，遺民止四百而已。[2]

After the city was besieged for a long time, at the beginning, the horses were eaten. After horses ran out, they turned to the women, the old, and the young. 30,000 people in total were eaten. People knew their death was close, and nobody rebelled. When the city fell, only 400 people were left.

It is possible that all dead soldiers and civilians were also eaten after this incident.

China. Always been a bit fucked.

 

[???]

China had and still somehow could have the potential to be a top notch first world country. Makes you think how backwards communism is.

Eh that's debatable. Somewhat off topic but...

Hong Kong, Tibet, Manchuria: probably pretty nice places, along the lines of Singapore, Bhutan/Nepal, and Korea respectively.

Uighuristan: a central Asian Sunni clone.

Canton: lol fuck no, imagine Vietnam but more dysfunctional.

Han China: maybe, but I doubt it - probably about on Iran's level. They suffer from the societal illness common to ex-imperial capital provinces, where after a while only the backstabby types succeed.

 

[Slap47]

The thing with Chinese and everyone else is they supposedly have a 5000 year old civilization and are therefore superior to you in every way, so why do they need to follow your ignorant and backward superstitions such as germ theory and basic hygiene?

The Chinese got fucked by the Manchus.

They went from the most advanced medicine, joint-stock companies and a free citizenry to a squalor, central-planning and serfdom.

 

[Death Grip]

The next riders of the apocalypse are War and Death.

 

[Judge Holden]

They've got form.

Battle of Suiyang in 757 A.D. The general encouraged the cannibalisation of civilians. Lots and lots of civilians (see image):

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China. Always been a bit fucked.

In hindsight it was probably a mistake for the general to suggest the troops get chinese takeout for lunch...