Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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>going out to dinner for a $120 and eating at the bar, alone
>treating yourself


Sounds more like giving yourself reasons an hero.
It seems he has been going out alone at night more often lately, I can't imagine anyone talks to him while he is out and no woman would ever approach him at a bar.
Wonder what he is trying to achieve here because I cant imagine it be enjoyable looking like a fat lonely creep.
 
It seems he has been going out alone at night more often lately, I can't imagine anyone talks to him while he is out and no woman would ever approach him at a bar.
Wonder what he is trying to achieve here because I cant imagine it be enjoyable looking like a fat lonely creep.
When you travel for work, you reach a point where you say, "I can't order another fucking room service cheeseburger. I'm going out." So, I get the whole eating at the bar thing. Or eating at a table for one, in the hopes you won't be accosted by freaks like you would at the bar. But aside from stories you get from encounters with the insane, when they realize you are eating alone and must be equally insane, it's just a real drag. Unless you live near a restaurant where you really like the bar/staff, there's no sane reason for this kind of misanthropy.

Actively choosing to dine alone while you are within hailing distance of your friends and family? Bob's one of the crazy people who harass business diners praying to just be left alone. I bet if he followed you into the men's room, he'd pick a urinal right next to you, try to make eye contact while saying, "Hey, so this is where all the dicks hang out, huh?"
 
Rev up those autistic ratings because I looked up this restaurant to see if they use INFERIOR BEEF from obsolete states. Plus the name is right there on the plate.

As he posted yesterday;
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Here is the menu - no mention of where the beef is sourced but something tells me its not from brainland ranches.
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Oh, and Robert Chipman, here is a free pro-tip: The next time you want your twitter troon followers to think you're at a high end resturaunt, make sure the salt and pepper shaker aren't visible. Otherwise it's kinda obvious that you're splurging at an upscale suburban steakhouse.

He spent $58 on a fucking steak the size of a hamburger patty. I once went to a real high end restaurant in the middle of NYC and got a much bigger, better quality steak for less.
 
I have nothing but respect for the regulars here.

I rarely visit this thread, but when I do, I can feel my blood pressure rising after reading a few pages. The hubris of this worthless blob is unbelievable


He lacks the spectacle of many cows and is hatable in a very mundaine sort of way, it often makes him very hard to deal with since he's simular to people you might encounter irl rather than say a mad fucker like christine.
 
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Rev up those autistic ratings because I looked up this restaurant to see if they use INFERIOR BEEF from obsolete states. Plus the name is right there on the plate.

As he posted yesterday;
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Oh yeah Robert, everyone knows that until we have lunar cows grazing on moon wheat the superior beef is imported from China where it's been raised on a properly evolved diet of discarded bat parts and lead paint chips.

Or maybe he's thinking of Kobe beef from Japan, not realizing that he's probably never eaten any since 99.999% of "Kobe beef" sold in the US is fake and it costs hundreds of dollars for a single real kobe steak.

Imagine being this retarded over "inferior" and "superior" beef just to try to dunk on the rurals. You drown your chicken in Tabasco and Mountain Dew Bob. Pretending your a connoisseur foodie is as fake as pretending you're a weightlifter and a master gunslinger.
 
He spent $58 on a fucking steak the size of a hamburger patty. I once went to a real high end restaurant in the middle of NYC and got a much bigger, better quality steak for less.

Bob could have gotten himself a comparable sized steak of high-grade Wagyu beef for that price. I'm betting the quality of that beef is no better than the kind you'd find at Texas Roadhouse for about half the cost of the steak Bob ate. (T. Roadhouse will give you some of those divine unlimited cinnamon butter buns to go with their steaks as well.)

But no. Bob wouldn't be caught dead in an establishment that celebrated veterans or was themed around Mayonnaise Goblin Land. He'd much rather spend twice the money sitting in some urban hipster chrome cave where they'll give him extra utensils that he'll never use and plenty of free wi-fi so he can tweet pics of his supper to the three or so people who might be interested in them. And all the while, Bob will feel like he's one of the cool people sitting at the bar in that old Nighthawks painting, being all iconic and mysterious to the passers by who glance his way.
 
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Blobs really on fire tonight with all these sick burns
 
Bob could have gotten himself a comparable sized steak of high-grade Wagyu beef for that price.
And then marinate it in Mountain Dew.

Blobs really on fire tonight with all these sick burns
That's because Bruenig hit it right at the spot. Bobby and his ilk talk up a storm but won't lift a finger to help those they pretend to care for.
 
Bob, currently pawning off all the tat he impulse bought in order to pay off credit card debt, treats himself to a fine dinner to relieve the stress of getting dunked on by twitter.

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Something tells me he was wearing a sport jacket with a Mario shirt that’s too small for him underneath.
 
I apologize for the autism, but I looked at the statistics for beef. Apparently, in 2018 Americans cosumed 26.8 billion pounds of beef, but only imported 3 billion pounds during that same year. If the statistics are similar for present day then it's safe to assume that the majority of beef most Americans consume is made by mayonnaise ghouls.
 
Robert lies about his hilldawg hard on (also did q-anon even exist in 2016?)
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What I think he's doing is not referencing Qanon but try to make a "witty" name for the people walking around with guns. They believe in the second amendment, don't want over reaching government, are in groups, and white so Bob views them as terrorist insurgents, hence the name Y'all Q'aeda. He's very proud of his zingers.
He lacks the spectable of many cows and is hatable in a very mundaine sort of way, it often makes him very hard to deal with since he's simular to people you might encounter irl rather than say a mad fucker like christine.
To me this is what makes Bob so fascinating. He could EASILY pass as a normal person. I've seen him do it. He just refuses to do so. He's like a hateful, retarded, tranny chasing fiddler on the roof, constantly balancing between psychosis and normalcy. Each day brings new and exciting possibilities! Will today be the day he goes too far or will he finally get his head out of his ass? It's such wonderful anticipation.
 
Ya know, I sometimes wonder. When Bobo made that anti-thinker character/stereotype. Did he really think there would be people who agreed with his BS or would go "Oh yes, this character clearly repressents all those heathnes that ruined our pure gaming experience!" Like, was there really a single soul who would back up his shite.
Yes, but how genuine they were is up for debate.

You know how some people that claim GTA is about killing hookers and old ladies, or that Call of Duty will turn people into killers? It's like that. Even if they don't believe the bullshit, they will claim to because it provides a convenient strawman.
 
He spent $58 on a fucking steak the size of a hamburger patty. I once went to a real high end restaurant in the middle of NYC and got a much bigger, better quality steak for less.
I've gotten 3-4 pound steaks at a few places for around that price. if he spent 58 bucks on a steak that size my guess is he got swindled and was told it was "Kobe" beef or whatever technicality they're allowed to call Japanese cattle that have been bred with US stock. Like it's still considered Kobe beef but it's not actual buttery texture kobe beef.

Because Kobe beef is like eating butter made out of meat.
 
Glenlivet 12 is pretty average, basic bitch single malt. A fifth retails at a place like Total Wine for about $40, so I imagine his pour costs about $6-10 unless the place is really overpriced. Come on man, if you're really living it up, drink a scotch old enough to drive, and with a drop of water in it to open up the flavor.

Granted they probably poured Bob some Inver House from a Glenlivet bottle. I doubt McNugget Man would know the difference.
surprised he drinks Scotch at all, given that it's generally made in rural isolated (obsolete?) parts of Scotland
 
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