Amy Ramadan / Amy Lee Bell / Amy David / Amy's Life Journey!!! / Amy's DesignZ / amysdesignz - Convicted thief, grifter, fat YouTuber in a spandex hijab; confirmed child abuser

[Miss Misery]

This is her tiny chicken meal. It has vegshabuls and rice. It was baked. In the oven. As opposed to an open ditch, I suppose.

LOOK AT IT!!

Here is her moar chicken and veghubles: next day edition. Oh. And potato. Did not have rice.

LOOK AT IT!!!

So I think I see peas, carrots, zucchini, green beans, some mushrooms. and a bit of broccoli.

You know how corn is really a starch rather than a vegetable, due to the amount of starch/sugar/carbs?

Spoiler: vegetable macronutrient sperging inside...

Raw sweet corn - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 86 kcal
Carbs: 18.7 g
Sugars: 6.26 g
Dietary fiber: 2 g
Fat: 1.35 g
Protein: 3.27 g

Raw potato - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 79 cal
Carbs: 17 g
Sugars: 0.78 g
Dietary fiber: 2.2 g
Fat: 0.09 g
Protein: 2.0 g

Raw green peas - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 81 cal
Carbs: 14.45 g
Sugars: 5.67 g
Dietary fiber: 5.1 g
Fat: 0.4 g
Protein: 5.42 g

Raw carrots - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 41 cal
Carbs: 9.6 g
Sugars: 4.7 g
Dietary fiber: 2.8 g
Fat: 0.24 g
Protein: 0.93 g

Raw green beans - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 31 cal
Carbs: 6.97 g
Dietary fiber: 2.7 g
Fat: 0.22 g
Protein: 1.83 g

Raw broccoli - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 34 cal
Carbs: 6.64 g
Sugars: 1.7 g
Dietary fiber: 2.6 g
Fat: 0.37 g
Protein: 2.82 g

Raw mushrooms - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 22 cal
Carbs: 4.3 g
Fat: 0.1 g
Protein: 2.5 g

Raw zucchini - Nutritional value per 100 g (3.5 oz)
Energy: 20 cal
Carbs: 4.1 g
Sugars: 2.0 g
Dietary fiber: 2 g
Fat: 0 g
Protein: 1 g

All of that was just to say eat more cruciferous vegetables and green leafys and lay off the peas and carrots because those vegshabuls aren't the best choice.

Although I guess even the "worst" vegetables are better than whatever she ate before.

 

[грешный дурак]

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Spoiler: more stills

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So Amy wears the training-bra version of a hijab mixed with weird African lady hats and Mammy bows because her t-Rex arms can’t properly maneuver an actual adult scarf, right? I mean that’s got to be what’s going on with these fabulous lks, yes?
I feel like these are $8 on Amazon and come in an open cellophane bag.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

When you asked me to prove my skunk wasn't buried in the yard, or "rehomed" on cragistlist for the price of two Whoppers and a large Frosty because I'm a lying shitbag with a history of treating animals as disposable objects, that was understandable. It was my honor to prove I was not lying by showing him on camera.

But to question the veracity of my brefasses????
How.
Very.
DARE.

 

[Demosthenes 2020]

Amy's own words on why delaying potty training is best. I left in her giant mixing bowl of oatmill and unsafe driving at the start. My read on this is Amy likes Babies and once her kids are going to the toilet like regular kids, they won't be Babies anymore. She'd rather hold back their development than let them become actualised children. She'll keep them in diapers forever. This is also proof she doesn't regret having them (for those who wonder), and shows why she's seeking another now. She needs that identity as a Mommy Of A Baby, the Babies are objects which validate her.
Starting of my new beginnings!!!! Nov 2018
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Fuck me, I had no idea potty training was supposed to be ENJOYABLE. I have been doing things wrong all this time!! My children must be so traumatized from their horrific potty training nightmare.

 

[грешный дурак]

Fuck me, I had no idea potty training was supposed to be ENJOYABLE. I have been doing things wrong all this time!! My children must be so traumatized from their horrific potty training nightmare.

Amy doesn’t feel like doing holidays and doesn’t find them fun, so the kids don’t get holidays.
Amy doesn’t feel like taking care of the pets and doesn’t find them fun, so fuck the pets I guess.
Amy doesn’t feel like doing errands on her own and doesn’t find it fun, so no school today for the oldest childslave helper.
Amy doesn’t feel like potty training her kids and doesn’t find it fun, so enjoy being a six year old in diapers.

 

[Bibi's Leftovers]

Your cousin?? Playing around with chopsticks?!

Her being too dumb to lie is probably my favourite thing about her

This was in response to the fake food images she posted a few days ago

 

[Angel Dust]

She's getting really salty in the comments lately. I don't know how she even gets on her high horse to begin with.

 

[Inkleborque]

When you asked me to prove my skunk wasn't buried in the yard, or "rehomed" on cragistlist for the price of two Whoppers and a large Frosty because I'm a lying shitbag with a history of treating animals as disposable objects, that was understandable. It was my honor to prove I was not lying by showing him on camera.

But to question the veracity of my brefasses????
How.
Very.
DARE.

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Imagine living in a world where you have to prove you didn't eat your pet skunk.

 

[Fiddledee]

Please to enjoy this montage of What Amy Eats. One low effort snout.

Spoiler: SLOP

This is her tiny chicken meal. It has vegshabuls and rice. It was baked. In the oven. As opposed to an open ditch, I suppose.

LOOK AT IT!!
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Here is her moar chicken and veghubles: next day edition. Oh. And potato. Did not have rice.

LOOK AT IT!!!
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Here is a turkey sandwich. It has turkey. But not just any turkey, mind you. Fresh cut turkey.

LOOK AT IT!!!!
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Dinner was some sort of spinnage slop with "steak meat" and rice and slop and whatever else that slop is.

LOOK AT IT!!!!!
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Here are a selection of healthful smoothie supplies that she has for brefasses. She puts "protein drops" in them. 210 calories; does not fill guilty drinking it. It works for her!!!!

Look it at or whatever.

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STRICKLY WATER!!
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(eta: snout)

I believe the fresh cut turkey sandwich on Esra's plastic pink plate was Esra's sandwich, but it does warm my heart to think she actually made the whiny brat a sandwich instead of throwing sugar cereal and nutella at her. The breakfast "smoothie" is actually a milkshake with sugar as number one ingredient.

Here Fat slob Amy compares the two frontal lobes of her under-developed brain, though it has yet to be proven she even possesses frontal lobes. "So I was talking my counselor today and I was telling her you know that I'm just I'm really lost right now because I know what I want which is on my psychological or my healthy mind sorry. On my healthy mind I know what I want, I know what I need to do which is on my healthy mind, but on my psychological mind I just can't get the both to collab together, they both can't seem to meet to get on board with both sides of my brain so that I'm finally functioning on a normal rate what most people can function on. I've just got my brain in two different areas and right now that healthy side of me has been very mutant lately and that psychological side has been the one speaking the most AND the loudest." (12:39)

 

[Rotogravure]

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I swear, sometimes I scroll fast in this thread, and I think she's Jay/ComfyFat from the FA thread.

 

[MrsLoveMom]

WTF are 'protein drops?' I must be behind the times as usual. But she doesn't need extra protein because she's NOT EXERCISING!!!!

 

[Das Bucket]

Imagine living in a world where you have to prove you didn't eat your pet skunk.

Every single time I tune into her channel it’s like suspension of disbelief. Here’s a 500-lb Muslim woman dancing in her living room with a skunk circling her feet. It’s like something out of a movie.

 

[DuckSucker]

I'm fascinated by how these immensely fat, immensely lazy and immensely useless blubberheads all seemed to sit down (ok, flump down with comedy bloort noise) and decide that the very thing to do was to film themselves, their tedious partners and their vast, vast dirty laundry and slap it all out publicly.

Pure mental. Does the flab make them insanely boring or are they boring cos constrained by their own bulk? Are they huge because eating is pretty much the only life-skill they've mastered so are going all out for a PhD in Lard Studies? Who the fuck watches them unironically? Are they all going to eventually create some kind of wormhole via bitching each other out for internets clout, only to disappear up Fat Albert's arse in some sort of meta event?

I think a lot of it is being socially isolated, sort of. Even if they have family, or in Amber's case, friends, youre right they cant or dont do anything. Amber is kind of a special case but in the case of the others, this IS their socializing and doing shit. I guess they cant go to movies (and a lot of people dont like to go alone anyway, especially if theyre already self conscious and isolated) and theyve sort of atrophied as people I think from being alone so long. Some of them were bad people to begin with but theyve on top of that lost social skills and knowing what people like or actually live like, lost curiosity and motivation and all the shit that makes people human, so they arent going out to parks, museums, concerts, the library, or working on projects in their free time. Theyre aimless and just letting days go by and the general public, oddly enough, doesnt really notice them unless you start to focus on them.

This isnt sympathy but explaining boring people. Its why Amy has a pet skunk, she thinks it makes her quirky and unique and makes up for her shit personality and lack of any other aspect of her personality.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

You're much nicer than me. I just think they're monumentally thick twats who are convinced they're just fascinating.

 

[Omega Man]

Nay! Our lumbering skunksquatch was forced to amble upon her dainty hooves through the zoo, for there wasn't a scootysteed in all the Caliphate. They had all been plundered by the Crusading Knights of the Lesser Fats before her arrival. And thus, a mighty tantrum was had.

Welcome to Amy. She's an irresistible, beguiling temptress, ain't she?

My mistake. I made the inference that she was a scootin' and a grinnin' based on the stable, smooth camera work. I simply didn't think that grace and fluidity of motion were possible for her.

Welcome, friend! May I introduce you to Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw?

Plastic Inevitable: Thank you for the link to Sapphire. I read the first page and quickly surmised that it's too hot to handle. I fear that if I continue it, I may cross the rubicon, and then everyone will read of my adventures in the newspapers the next day. A man has to know his limitations.

What will she do next? Whatever it is, it'll be dumb.

How beautiful and succinct!

I'm going to retro recap this video because Amy makes a wish on the Monkey's Paw for the internet to please give her more subs, views, and attention. Wish granted.

February 26, 2019

The smugness. The exaggerated schtick - sing song, whoop whoops, comedic hillbilly talk. She finds herself to be the pinnacle of entertainment. Then, the challenges! Her busy busy hectic life! So many obstacles in her way! So brave! So strong! How does she do it? Don't forget your "me time" though because that is vital. Poor lamb.

Cretinous
Uncanny valley
Nightmare
Toddler-woman

Also, "Abassion" the skunk.

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This video gave me an aneurysm.

Lastly, I am new to this sort of thing. Don't hesitate to correct me regarding forum ettiquette. No offense will be taken.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

This isnt sympathy but explaining boring people. Its why Amy has a pet skunk, she thinks it makes her quirky and unique and makes up for her shit personality and lack of any other aspect of her personality.

I agree. There's also a strange arrogance in putting so much of one's life on the internet for public consumption the way people like Amy and LifeByJen do. Even their scripted intros are so unimaginative. They can't come up with anything better or more original than:

"Hey Everyone! And welcome back to my channel. For those of you that are new, my name is Jennifer....and THIS ....is my channel."

OR

"Good Afternoon, Everybody! And welcome back to my channel. If you're new, welcome TO my channel. If you haven't already done so, will you ever so likely nicely, hit that subscribe button and smash that notification bell so you can be notified dfsjsdfsfBLAHBLAHBLAHsdfsdfsd..."



It's like they all took the same course in how to build a youtube channel, but they don't have a creative impulse in their bodies. lol

 

[Powder Puff Gorl]

It's like they all took the same course in how to build a youtube channel, but they don't have a creative impulse in their bodies. lol

Or they're just parroting other channels they've watched.

I'm fascinated by how these immensely fat, immensely lazy and immensely useless blubberheads all seemed to sit down (ok, flump down with comedy bloort noise) and decide that the very thing to do was to film themselves, their tedious partners and their vast, vast dirty laundry and slap it all out publicly.

I've been wondering this myself. I think it's a combination of narcissism, lack of interests (that don't include food, and in Scamadam's case, trannies), the need for validation that most people get from jobs/volunteer work/family/friends, and sheer laziness. It takes zero effort to flump and film, yet they can point to their yootoob channel and say "I have a job! I have responsibilities! I work hard at my channel!"

Also any attention, even negative attention, is welcome as long as it comes from behind a screen where it can be controlled because muh channel. So I guess basically these are people who can't control their anxiety except in a tiny, walled-in environment.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

So....am I the only one low-key hoping for a fenderbender? The seatbelt is so high it'll decapitate her and BLOOOOF....the airbag will create a nice bag/bowl/cereeal/fat-head-wrapped-in-old-knickers* montage.

Please let it be filming as the rescue services try and work out exactly what the hell happened here, picking chocolate crisps out of her nostrils. I don't ask much of you, Allah.



*I swear her hijab is just her head stuffed into multiplication-sized trousers with the legs then wrapped round. For the longest time I thought she wore a shower cap

 

[Angel Dust]

I believe the fresh cut turkey sandwich on Esra's plastic pink plate was Esra's sandwich, but it does warm my heart to think she actually made the whiny brat a sandwich instead of throwing sugar cereal and nutella at her. The breakfast "smoothie" is actually a milkshake with sugar as number one ingredient.

STOP THE DIET CYCLE!!!!!

Thanks so much for taking time to watch my video I hope that you guys all enjoyed! My goal in this journey is just to help reach as many people as possible t...

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Here Fat slob Amy compares the two frontal lobes of her under-developed brain, though it has yet to be proven she even possesses frontal lobes. "So I was talking my counselor today and I was telling her you know that I'm just I'm really lost right now because I know what I want which is on my psychological or my healthy mind sorry. On my healthy mind I know what I want, I know what I need to do which is on my healthy mind, but on my psychological mind I just can't get the both to collab together, they both can't seem to meet to get on board with both sides of my brain so that I'm finally functioning on a normal rate what most people can function on. I've just got my brain in two different areas and right now that healthy side of me has been very mutant lately and that psychological side has been the one speaking the most AND the loudest." (12:39)

If anyone made the girl feral a sandwich, it would be from Miah, not Amy. In fact she probably screeched at him to make her some sandwiches as well.

 

[Fiddledee]

So....am I the only one low-key hoping for a fenderbender? The seatbelt is so high it'll decapitate her and BLOOOOF....the airbag will create a nice bag/bowl/cereeal/fat-head-wrapped-in-old-knickers* montage.

Please let it be filming as the rescue services try and work out exactly what the hell happened here, picking chocolate crisps out of her nostrils. I don't ask much of you, Allah.

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*I swear her hijab is just her head stuffed into multiplication-sized trousers with the legs then wrapped round. For the longest time I thought she wore a shower cap

The car accident has happened before and will happen again. The only thing that will be spared is the toilet.