Containment Random Chris Updates

He's still getting $163 per month from Patreon.
Let's be real here, nobody is donating to his patreon for the comics, they're donating to keep him alive and to see what other places he gets banned from.

He will never make proper money off of Sonichu again, which is a shame since none of the fan merch captures his unique art style.
 
That would be golden. He was bragging about making “thousands” off Chris, but he’s just stealing off Sega. It would be kinda poetic if this twat catches legal heat for being slightly more successful at IP theft than Chris was.

Ok sure.
But let's wait until March?
I want to be able to see Chris Blarm out or something to the equivalent.
 
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when his discord starting pointing this out he chimped out and started banning people.
He also nuked his CWC Discord channel and its messages and put up a rule saying no Chris discussion allowed.

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And later claimed on Twitter it was because some wéen group was pestering him to cover them in a video.

Let's be real here, nobody is donating to his patreon for the comics, they're donating to keep him alive and to see what other places he gets banned from.

He will never make proper money off of Sonichu again, which is a shame since none of the fan merch captures his unique art style.
@Sterbenchu was paying him for potential comics access up until like a month ago.

Why would people donate to keep Chris alive? He's got the tugboat for that.
 
He also nuked his CWC Discord channel and its messages and put up a rule saying no Chris discussion allowed.

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And later claimed on Twitter it was because some wéen group was pestering him to cover them in a video.


@Sterbenchu was paying him for potential comics access up until like a month ago.

Why would people donate to keep Chris alive? He's got the tugboat for that.

LMAO at Dillin.

Doesn't Chris use the Tugboat for toys? The rest from donations I assume is for e-begging for things like "rent" "bills" and "Barbs health needs."
 
Why would people donate to keep Chris alive? He's got the tugboat for that.
I worded that poorly. I assume most people donating are not dying to read the next issue, if they were could they not report his Patreon for not keeping up his end of the deal to update and ship comics? It seems like the patreon is less about Sonichu and more about just supporting his lifestyle. I'm now curious how much of his Patreon money comes from people who simply forgot they are supporters.
 
I worded that poorly. I assume most people donating are not dying to read the next issue, if they were could they not report his Patreon for not keeping up his end of the deal to update and ship comics? It seems like the patreon is less about Sonichu and more about just supporting his lifestyle. I'm now curious how much of his Patreon money comes from people who simply forgot they are supporters.

Strange. Chris originally wanted to take marketing for his college classes, but ended up taking CADD. My point is he could have used marketing to better utilize his Patreon.

CWC gonna CWC.

And you're right, it is basically funding his lifestlye as opposed to being about Sonichu.
 
I’m going to get hate for this but fuck it I don’t care that much, if Chris was still regularly releasing comics that I was laughing at and that had all the charm of the original Sonichu series I’d throw 5 bucks a month his way. I get real enjoyment out of shitty webcomics and art and always have and that’s never going to change, it makes me laugh. If he was consistently doing the comics - producing something I get some kind of joy from, 5 dollars a month is less than I pay for a pack of cigarettes a day.

I’ve never donated to his patreon or other ventures because of that exactly. He doesn’t produce content consistently anymore and without someone handling him it’s all just saccharine bullshit involving Christmas or Ponies (although the shit with Blake saying Chris had a nice rack was funny). But if he was still making crazy shot like in Sonichu 10 every week and I had to pay 5 a month to see it? Fuck yeah I’d throw him 5 a month. But I’m not going to give him 5 a month for pony cards, a comic about ponies and friendship, or the chance to roleplay with him. I want batshit insane comics with lots of spelling and grammar errors where entire cities are destroyed for making fun of a manchild, really bad art, and a vague message that’s supposed to be about morality but ends up being completely insane and perhaps contradictory. Chris is amazing when he’s motivated and has some kind of antagonist. Sadly I think the Valium, Tit Skits, and Delusions have completely destroyed what made Classic Chris so great and we won’t ever have that again.

What we do have is a sort of echo of who Chris used to be. When he does produce content its still content someone put into his head to make most of the time. A handful of the cards were funny. I personally just wish Chris would be well... classic Chris again and do the shit he used to do even if it was as a Troon. I doubt that will ever happen though unless somehow something gets under his skin he can’t excuse away with daydreaming and roleplaying. Then again I’d love for Chris to be normal and overcome all the obstacles life gives him but that’s probably not in the cards either.
 
Strange. Chris originally wanted to take marketing for his college classes, but ended up taking CADD. My point is he could have used marketing to better utilize his Patreon.

CWC gonna CWC.

And you're right, it is basically funding his lifestlye as opposed to being about Sonichu.
Chris couldn't market shit to flies. The only reason he's so "successful" with e-begging is because it's become so popular and any twit can do it.
 
Over thinking. Chris is emotionally delayed and has no real measure of the passing of time in his life. No work anniversaries, no traditions, nothing.

Previously, girls had to be 18-CWC's age because that's what he started with and he just kept it going as he aged. He raised it to 21 when he got called on it. I doubt that at the time, or even today, that he has any sort of knowing preference for significantly younger women, and he gravitates towards them now because of shared interests.

It completely goes over his head that the overwhelming majority of adult MLP fans, as an example, are at least 10 years younger than him. He just sees autism horses and drawing and thinks "Gee, she's soo much like me!".

Any time you want to analyze something OPL has done, the first question is "What's the laziest option?". It requires effort to "age up" your potential dating partners as you age. Same reason Chris has never been interested in anyone older than him. They'll expect him to act mature and be interested in more sophisticated things, and that's effort, too.

Chris actually talked about this in one of the Mumble calls and it is due to the traditional couple idea he learned from media—that the guy should be the older of the two. He said it was because he ‘didn’t want to feel overtaken’ which is autist speak for wanting to date an equal age or younger woman because that’s what he learned.
 
Doesn't Chris use the Tugboat for toys? The rest from donations I assume is for e-begging for things like "rent" "bills" and "Barbs health needs."
About 2/3rds of it he hands to Barb for mortgage bills. He pays bills for things he wants while stiffing his debt creditors. Anything left over goes to toys. Anything extra his enablers give him also goes to toys. Since he never saves, when emergencies come up, he has to beg for the money to handle those.

I worded that poorly. I assume most people donating are not dying to read the next issue, if they were could they not report his Patreon for not keeping up his end of the deal to update and ship comics? It seems like the patreon is less about Sonichu and more about just supporting his lifestyle. I'm now curious how much of his Patreon money comes from people who simply forgot they are supporters.
Yeah, I think his remaining patrons don't look very closely at his output. Maybe they just tossed a $20 subscription at him one night after learning about him and then he just becomes one of the many patrons they support. Or like Sterbenchu was, they're too lazy to cancel their subscriptions and just figure he'll wander back to Patreon eventually.
 
Chris actually talked about this in one of the Mumble calls and it is due to the traditional couple idea he learned from media—that the guy should be the older of the two. He said it was because he ‘didn’t want to feel overtaken’ which is autist speak for wanting to date an equal age or younger woman because that’s what he learned.
I don't buy it. He always tries to bend the rules to suit his selfish whims like a true idiot king. He was raised by people and TV that taught him to dress like a man and get haircuts.
 
I saw Dillion posted something on Youtube about him being "harassed" by a group called the Delightful Children from down the lane or Kool Kris Klub, some stupid shit like that and pretty said they were from Gibi's server. Anybody else see it?
Sad that Based Shaman is slowly becoming the least spechul of the terrible lurker trio

I'm going to go Asian girl rainbow monkey crazy if I don't get my GD Sonichu shirt.

I told you punk kids to wait to make Dillon's life a living Hell until after Christian Love month.
 
I'm going to go Asian girl rainbow monkey crazy if I don't get my GD Sonichu shirt.

I told you punk kids to wait to make Dillon's life a living Hell until after Christian Love month.
Not getting your order filled is the authentic Chris Chan shopping experience.
 
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