Containment Random Chris Updates

[Naamaleipuri]

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Reset the clock. Chris is creeping on someone again.

I literally had to open twitter and go copy paste what Chris said so I could confirm I'm reading it right.
"Cool. I am bisexual and that is why I ask you a time to be of a day of a good job of this week."
Either he's devolved even more and his grammar is suffering first, he google translated the sentence to Swahili and back to English or he's simply speaking the language of the gods.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Didn’t he just repeatedly press the auto fill button on his phone?
That poor phone has seen some (grammar) shit

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

I literally had to open twitter and go copy paste what Chris said so I could confirm I'm reading it right.
"Cool. I am bisexual and that is why I ask you a time to be of a day of a good job of this week."
Either he's devolved even more and his grammar is suffering first, he google translated the sentence to Swahili and back to English or he's simply speaking the language of the gods.

He misunderstood the prompt, it was supposed to give you an adjective to finish the sentence but he fucked the sentence up and mashed the autofill button way too many times.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

At least he's talking about Sonichu again as opposed to MLP.

They already have ponies in DND. And even a freak like Night Star would be tormented to be a Slave carrying the mighty Thok the Half Orc Barbarian.

He’d be sent to the Slaughter House and used for rations.

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

Firstly: piss off, Chris, you sad little incel.

Secondly, re that Sonichu fitness sperging: it basically translates as 'ALL Sonichus and Rosechus are INCREDIBLY SUPER-FIT BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS and as a TRUE AND HONEST Human/Sonichu/Rosechu I AM ALSO SO and MY D&D CREATURE IS NOT RIDICULOUSLY OP AND BROKEN but PERFECTLY REASONABLE so PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME PLAY D&D AS IT!!!'

Chris, if you're so fucking superhuman, then please post an unedited video showing yourself completing ONE pull-up or jogging for at least 10 seconds without wheezing like a grampus. Cheers.

well, first his autism gives him super powers, now being obese gives him super powers. What next? Having massive debt gives him MORE super powers?

 

[Naamaleipuri]

He misunderstood the prompt, it was supposed to give you an adjective to finish the sentence but he fucked the sentence up and mashed the autofill button way too many times.

Pretty classic Chris. Doesn't understand the simple concept of something and proceeds to fill it with weird word salad while also coming off as a massive creep.
Twitter is his new Flipnote Hatena.

 

[Mason Verger]

I was about to commend Chris on a bold pick-up line..


Then I looked at her twitter. Goddamn Chris, they’re just getting younger and younger aren’t they?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris going back to the Love Quest with real females?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Apparently despite being around the same height, Sonichu weighs twice as much as Sonic.
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Maybe Sonichu is looking more like Asperchu these days?

TBH I don’t blame him the way his life turned out.

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Reset the clock. Chris is creeping on someone again.

 

[Mason Verger]

Maybe Sonichu is looking more like Asperchu these days?

TBH I don’t blame him the way his life turned out.

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Nice. Chris just publicly hit on a minor. At almost 38 years old.

 

[Naamaleipuri]

Nice. Chris just publicly hit on a minor. At almost 38 years old.

What's a few decades to an eternal being? Like a drop of navy in a cup of Fanta, that's what.

 

[Mason Verger]

What's a few decades to an eternal being? Like a drop of navy in a cup of Fanta, that's what.

Granted it’s the south, so I’m sure the age of consent is like 9..

Funny, 20 year age difference. The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the Chandler tree. Ol Mr C would be proud haha.

 

[Straw of Fail]

Nice. Chris just publicly hit on a minor. At almost 38 years old.

I think people are misunderstanding. I don't think his post is addressed to any one person, rather, just rehashing the bullshit autocomplete made him.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Nice. Chris just publicly hit on a minor. At almost 38 years old.

I shouldn't be surprised. His hanging with the Teen Troon Squad just sounded the alarms. When classic Chris was looking for a boyfriend-free girl to get with, now he wants to be the mother hen of the relationship. I hope this "relationship" is just a fad and just passes.

 

[Mason Verger]

I think people are misunderstanding. I don't think his post is addressed to any one person, rather, just rehashing the bullshit autocomplete made him.

You know, that possibly is the case, but I also don’t think it’s entirely innocent either. Its kind of fishing expedition. Chris is known to do that, a little testing the waters. There’s tons of these stupid autocomplete posts all over social media. Chris happens to share the one that reveals his open sexuality and his willingness to “hang out”. What a fun coincidence!

 

[Rupin]

Granted it’s the south, so I’m sure the age of consent is like 9..

Funny, 20 year age difference. The rotten apple doesn’t fall far from the Chandler tree. Ol Mr C would be proud haha.

yeah, he’s good to go. The age of consent is 17 in Virginia.

 

[Metatarsupial]

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Chris went on a long rambling tirade about sonichu's weight or something.
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Someone also pointed this out, saying that Sonichu (or chris as a sonichu, I dunno) would be Obese if chris is correct about the height and weight thing.

So Sonichu is Sonichonkers.

Maybe Chris has more a grip on reality then we thought.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yeah, that was me. I remember physically cringing when I heard him say that while I was transcribing the video, and it still sounds fucking awful a year later. Peppermint and chamomile tea maybe could work together, but adding passionfruit to that? Hell no. That's an abomination.

Spearmint and Chamomile are pretty good together and it’s a great way to fall asleep, but Passionfruit sounds fucking terrible with mint.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

yeah, he’s good to go. The age of consent is 17 in Virginia.

It will get lower and lower unit he starts courting his prey like this. "I can drink Similac if that's what you like, but it gives me the shits. Wink, Wink, Smiley Face. I can meet you at your immunization appointment, I'm due for a rabies booster anyway".

Fucking sicko.

 

[Alex Krycek]

It will get lower and lower unit he starts courting his prey like this. "I can drink Similac if that's what you like, but it gives me the shits. Wink, Wink, Smiley Face. I can meet you at your immunization appointment, I'm due for a rabies booster anyway".

Fucking sicko.

Jesus Christ calm down.

He’s at least going to offer to buy them McDonalds.