Containment Random Chris Updates

[Rupin]

How does one fall in love with something like Mewtwo?

 

[Coconut Gun]

How does one fall in love with something like Mewtwo?

What love means to Chris is probably some insane shit that literally no one here could guess.

 

[Aldora]

How does one fall in love with something like Mewtwo?

How does one fall in love with something like Chris is a better question.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

How does one fall in love with something like Mewtwo?

Get brainwashed into it by trolls playing cult leader.

His marriage to Mewtwo is because the Idea Guys told him Magi-Chan and Mewtwo were married, before they married Magi-Chan to Chris. So Mewtwo's a part of the polyamorous marriage.

 

[Rupin]

Get brainwashed into it by trolls playing cult leader.

His marriage to Mewtwo is because the Idea Guys told him Magi-Chan and Mewtwo were married, before they married Magi-Chan to Chris. So Mewtwo's a part of the polyamorous marriage.

oh yeah, I forgot about that. Magi Chan had a thing with Sylvana and somehow Mewtwo got rolled up in it.

 

[Tikbalang]

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In the lore of pokeman, Dittos' existence comes from failed experiment results on cloning mew.
I believe Chris is "married to a ditto". He can say "hey mew2, transform into Megan Fox and let's go hanky panky"

 

[Chaptersevenbankruptcy]

This is Idea Guy shit, right? I've got to hand it to those assholes; they really knew how to spin a yarn that would stick in that strange ole noggin of Chris'. Chris couldn't consistently remember the (assumed) names, faces, or anything else about his original tormentors. The idea guy shit keeps burbling back up to the surface, like bad Mexican food burps, months later.

I mean, obviously the Idea Guys should be drawn and quartered and their heads stuck on pikes as a warning to others. Nonetheless, I've really got to hand it to them that they clearly understand Chris-chan's bizarre psychology in a way that has eluded entire teams of dedicated trolls for years prior.

 

[Don Homer]

This is Idea Guy shit, right? I've got to hand it to those assholes; they really knew how to spin a yarn that would stick in that strange ole noggin of Chris'. Chris couldn't consistently remember the (assumed) names, faces, or anything else about his original tormentors. The idea guy shit keeps burbling back up to the surface, like bad Mexican food burps, months later.

I mean, obviously the Idea Guys should be drawn and quartered and their heads stuck on pikes as a warning to others. Nonetheless, I've really got to hand it to them that they clearly understand Chris-chan's bizarre psychology in a way that has eluded entire teams of dedicated trolls for years prior.

Could someone in theory be a reverse Idea Guys and basically hard reboot Chris?

 

[Metatarsupial]

Mew is better.

 

[Chaptersevenbankruptcy]

Could someone in theory be a reverse Idea Guys and basically hard reboot Chris?

I believe this has been war-gamed extensively in the random questions thread and likely elsewhere. Short answer: no.

 

[Spergichu]

Could someone in theory be a reverse Idea Guys and basically hard reboot Chris?

No. Even if someone managed to get Chris on the right path of living and away from his autismo escapism, all it takes is one wéèn telling him he can fuck some hot Rosechus and complete the Merge if he shits himself and does nothing.

 

[Jack Awful]

This is Idea Guy shit, right? I've got to hand it to those assholes; they really knew how to spin a yarn that would stick in that strange ole noggin of Chris'. Chris couldn't consistently remember the (assumed) names, faces, or anything else about his original tormentors. The idea guy shit keeps burbling back up to the surface, like bad Mexican food burps, months later.

I mean, obviously the Idea Guys should be drawn and quartered and their heads stuck on pikes as a warning to others. Nonetheless, I've really got to hand it to them that they clearly understand Chris-chan's bizarre psychology in a way that has eluded entire teams of dedicated trolls for years prior.

It takes an autist to be able to understand and control an autist.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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I wonder how Chris would feel if he suddenly remembers Mewtwo is weak to various Pokemon, because he sure is forgetting type advantage

 

[Metatarsupial]

I wonder how Chris would feel if he suddenly remembers Mewtwo is weak to various Pokemon, because he sure is forgetting type advantage

I wonder how Chris would feel if he suddenly remembers he's supposed to be married to Mewtwo.

Knowing Chris, I just assumed that he would go into detail about the sit-down dinner and romantic time they had battling some rando in their world.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Because Chris is eternally 15 in his mind.

bit generous with that age there

 

[Aldora]

bit generous with that age there

Isn't that the prime age for Chris though?

Both parents healthy, Manchester High, The Gal-Pals, birth of Sonichu, etc

 

[Metatarsupial]

bit generous with that age there

I don't think so.
That's why Chris thinks he can hit on anyone.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

oh yeah, I forgot about that. Magi Chan had a thing with Sylvana and somehow Mewtwo got rolled up in it.

Mewtwo's there because in the pre-Idea Guy Sonichu canon he was Magi-Chan's mentor/father figure, which was ripe for the Idea Guys to exploit when they were fucking around with Chris's fantasy world.

 

[Tikbalang]

I have to thank the idea guys for opening my eyes that I'm a godes and knowing that my specific heaven is real.
Also bring back my six grand.

Keep masturbating, Chris.

 

[Darkbind Sonichu]

I wonder how Chris would feel if he suddenly remembers Mewtwo is weak to various Pokemon, because he sure is forgetting type advantage

That does beg the question, what type of Pokemon is Chris-can Sonichu? Is he just an electric type or is he electric psychic or something?