Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mariposa Electrique]

Jesus Christ calm down.

He’s at least going to offer to buy them McDonalds.

The kid's meal. He gets to keep both toys.

 

[Alex Krycek]

The kid's meal. He gets to keep both toys.

And probably talk-sing a bunch. “Lalalalala heres da Ultimate Transformer. I’m trans I’m a former lalalalala hehehe.”

 

[Hogar Grupal]

And probably talk-sing a bunch. “Lalalalala heres da Ultimate Transformer. I’m trans I’m a former lalalalala hehehe.”

Not probably - will.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It will get lower and lower unit he starts courting his prey like this. "I can drink Similac if that's what you like, but it gives me the shits. Wink, Wink, Smiley Face. I can meet you at your immunization appointment, I'm due for a rabies booster anyway".

Fucking sicko.

It’s going to be interesting when he comes face to face with reality if he tries hitting on minors at a convention.

 

[Exceptional Chimp]

Jesus Christ calm down.

He’s at least going to offer to buy them McDonalds.

Happy ending for a Happy Meal?

 

[Darkbind Sonichu]

On the topic of Sonichu has be made any appearance in any kind of Chris canon as of late? Last we saw of him was in Sonichu thirteen where Chris had his hand shoved up his ass and holding him like a restive puppet saying he needs to "teach my son some lessons" so as far as I now he's still stuck in whatever CPU faith indoctrination prison Chris shoved him into.

 

[The Dude]

So if all Sonic recolo-uh...I mean Sonichus including Chris have strong metabolisms, then why is Chris so tubby?

 

[Spergichu]

So if all Sonic recolo-uh...I mean Sonichus including Chris have strong metabolisms, then why is Chris so tubby?

Not even a Sonichu can outrun a diet consisting of microwave meals and fanta.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

So if all Sonic recolo-uh...I mean Sonichus including Chris have strong metabolisms, then why is Chris so tubby?

Maybe it's like Scientology where the leader was fat only because it's actually a super powerful psychic power?

Although more likely Chris would just say he's not fat.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

So according to Chris, all Sonichu are morbidly obese. Chris isn’t putting too much thought and yet is lazy to putting more effort.

 

[Metatarsupial]

It’s going to be interesting when he comes face to face with reality if he tries hitting on minors at a convention.

H'll find out what it means to be a woman sure enough if he meets one of their moms.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

At least he's talking about Sonichu again as opposed to MLP.

It's the same shit to him at this point.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

It’s going to be interesting when he comes face to face with reality if he tries hitting on minors at a convention.

"Reality" and "Chris" have never been able to clash well. It will be like the mall solicitations and TMG incident all over again.

 

[TV's Adam West]

You guys remember Viva La Bam on MTV? This Chris hitting on a minor just reminds me of the Don Vito thing.

Remember Chris, MOLESTA LA BREASTA!

 

[Metatarsupial]

You guys remember Viva La Bam on MTV? This Chris hitting on a minor just reminds me of the Don Vito thing.

Remember Chris, MOLESTA LA BREASTA!

Ehhh well I don't think he's been anything else regarding it so, we will have to wait a little longer or we can call Chris truly a pedo.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[TV's Adam West]

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Damnit Chris, not this shit again.

 

[Nebula Slasher]

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How is Mewtwo considered an "Elder" if he's only around 24 years old?

 

[Aldora]

How is Mewtwo considered an "Elder" if he's only around 24 years old?

Because Chris is eternally 15 in his mind.

 

[The Dude]

Because Chris is eternally 8 in his mind.

FTFY fam.