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Wow people really seemed to hate my comment huh? 😯 why you all so butthurt I’m just amazed he hasn’t at least found at least some kind of girl who’s as messed up as him to now, considering the amount of sheer horrible faggots in the web, it’s not too hard to imagine right?

Actually the worst thing you can do is take it personally.
 
Wow people really seemed to hate my comment huh? 😯 why you all so butthurt I’m just amazed he hasn’t at least found at least some kind of girl who’s as messed up as him to now, considering the amount of sheer horrible faggots in the web, it’s not too hard to imagine right?

It's not the fact you made the suggestion. It's a stupid thought, but it was fairly innocuous until you started in with the "all women are just bitches and spoiled princesses anymore! Why can't they date Nice Guys like me and Chris!?" incel bullshit. You deserve being mocked for that.
 
When is Chris gonna have real sex? Not Hooker sex where he only slips in the barely erect penis and leaves it in there? Surely that one encounter couldn’t have satisfied him enough. What about anal? Doggie Style? Body painting? And if he loves RPing so much, sexual role play should fit right up his alley.
 
It's not the fact you made the suggestion. It's a stupid thought, but it was fairly innocuous until you started in with the "all women are just bitches and spoiled princesses anymore! Why can't they date Nice Guys like me and Chris!?" incel bullshit. You deserve being mocked for that.
Lol I never said that crap, I’m not an uncle I do t think I’m particularly nice guy and while I’d like a gr I respect that some girls are not into me and go for other, probably better looking guys, I can accept that. I’m no fucking uncle, those guys like ThonisTh icecat and ESPECIALLY Marjan siklic are all losers who should be laughed at šŸ˜† I was simply saying how it’s very nice if Chris finally did find someone similar to him, considering the scope of humans on the internet,especially in this odd circle, it isn’t too unlikely eh? ;)šŸ¤”šŸ‘©ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘Ø
 
Lol I never said that crap, I’m not an uncle I do t think I’m particularly nice guy and while I’d like a gr I respect that some girls are not into me and go for other, probably better looking guys, I can accept that. I’m no fucking uncle, those guys like ThonisTh icecat and ESPECIALLY Marjan siklic are all losers who should be laughed at šŸ˜† I was simply saying how it’s very nice if Chris finally did find someone similar to him, considering the scope of humans on the internet,especially in this odd circle, it isn’t too unlikely eh? ;)šŸ¤”šŸ‘©ā€ā¤ļøā€šŸ‘Ø

During Chris's second and pathetic attempt for SEGA or Nintendo to make a Sonichu game, one of his demands was that he wanted an executive assisant whose sole job was to be his Sweetheart wrangler. If you think Chris should go back into the Love Quest game, why don't you go to Ruckersville and apply for that position?
 
I was thinking of asking this question on r/ChrisChanSonichu but I dunno how reliable is that place but, does anyone know an archive of the original 4chan thread about Chris Chan? The first one?
 
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When is Chris gonna have real sex? Not Hooker sex where he only slips in the barely erect penis and leaves it in there? Surely that one encounter couldn’t have satisfied him enough. What about anal? Doggie Style? Body painting? And if he loves RPing so much, sexual role play should fit right up his alley.
When Chris stops being a bitch and lets Jacob Sockness come visit him
 
When Chris stops being a bitch and lets Jacob Sockness come visit him

This is actually linked to the next dumb question I was gonna ask.

Has Chris given up on Babs Con? I thought it was ā€œFatedā€ that he goes and was essential to the Dimension Merge. Did he realized San Francisco is too far away or did he realize if he goes then Sockness will rape him?
 
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You answered your own question.

If you think someone like Chris is datable, then you probably have bigger problems than Chris.

To wit, there are leaks and nudes of Chris all over the place, and every single one of them serves as an outright repellant as opposed to ripening one's bananas, so to speak.


As for whether or not somebody will have sex with Chris.....I think the one hooker who did just outright quit shortly afterwards.
I think that says it all.
 
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This is actually linked to the next dumb question I was gonna ask.

Has Chris given up on Babs Con? I thought it was ā€œFatedā€ that he goes and was essential to the Dimension Merge. Did he realized San Francisco is too far away or did he realize if he goes then Sockness will rape him?
He's still planning to go. He doesn't perceive Sockness to be an issue.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Discord#BABScon_plans
 
This is actually linked to the next dumb question I was gonna ask.

Has Chris given up on Babs Con? I thought it was ā€œFatedā€ that he goes and was essential to the Dimension Merge. Did he realized San Francisco is too far away or did he realize if he goes then Sockness will rape him?

As much as Chris boasts about being fated and foretelling BS, I think he came to the realization "shit, I ain't got money, and I have to deal with sockness."

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Apparently, he's got a room booked and is planning a train trip (must be afraid of flying?). Typical that the train planning is going south.
 
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As much as Chris boasts about being fated and foretelling BS, I think he came to the realization "shit, I ain't got money, and I have to deal with sockness."

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Apparently, he's got a room booked and is planning a train trip (must be afraid of flying?). Typical that the train planning is going south.
As if worrying about his finances is ever an issue, he doesn’t care about debt and has no qualms about begging.
 
Sorry for my dumb post, more serious question that maybe hasn’t been asked, does there seem to be any evidence that Barb had a kid with Bob to trap him into a relationship?? Bring the parasitic leech she is to Chris now and he is to her, could she have been knocked up knowing that would be the tie that she could lounge off him being that her previous marriages ended and her only son cut her off? What do you think @Marvin
 
Could someone in theory be a reverse Idea Guys and basically hard reboot Chris?


I didn't want to clutter up the news thread, so here's the long version:

A friend of mine was working her way through college and worked briefly for a pre-paid gift card customer service department. Did you know that there is an entire shadow economy in the USA where employers pay their employees with pre-paid gift cards? It's true. Also, they frequently skim off the top, fail to report the payments, etc. It helps if the employees are not citizens, are not very smart, or have such terrible credit that they can't start a checking account.

My point is, there is an entire portion of the American economy that is based on raping people who are down on their luck. Maybe they're illegals, maybe they've made bad financial decisions, maybe they're just stupid. Once someone has fallen into the clutches of this evil system it is very difficult to get out of. People who have fallen into this hole have basically no advocates. Watch the tragicomic attempts to reform payday loans on a state level. The predators just bribe the politicians. Why the fuck isn't MLM illegal? Again...

Chris and Barb aren't quite in this position. They have been taken advantage of, financially, by predators, but it was weird internet trolls and not white slaver skimmer dedicated predators. But the prognosis is very similar. There aren't many resources or advocates for people like Chris. Who stands up for the poor, stupid, and borderline useless? Nobody. Because nobody cares about those people.

If you were to like, give Chris a Kiwi Farms themed Chick Tract that extolled the virtues of working to get to a better place in life vs. falling further down the hole of distraction and fantasy, he would circle and underline the second choice and crudely scrawl "i choose this" and the dot above the "i" would be a little heart. Or, you know, maybe he would say that he's already working to better himself, and then he would keep doing the same idiotic shit that makes him vulnerable to these predators.

Unless you can actually materially control Chris' life, sloth and heathen folly will bring all your hopes to naught. I think Marvin has made a strong case that Chris is capable of sound decision making and clear thinking. Maybe even more than half of the time. However, Chris is not capable of making sound, long term decisions enough of the time to do anything but keep his head basically above water and continue to exist in disgusting squalor. He was brought up to believe in short-termism (or at least, that is what he took from his upbringing), and he will pick an appealing, short-term escapist fantasy over sensible, hard-nosed Protestant work ethic every single goddamn time unless you were physically there to wrangle him.
 
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Is there no way that you could possibly earn his trust through bribing him to work harder and putting more of a hard and proper work attitude if he were given something he really wanted in return I.e girlfriend, money, toys etc? I mean if he was promised that he would be given the sexiest girl in the world and the opportunity to screw her given that he has to stop playing PS4 and get a job a real paying one? Would that’s vitally motivate him enough to make 180 degree spin?
 
Is there no way that you could possibly earn his trust through bribing him to work harder and putting more of a hard and proper work attitude if he were given something he really wanted in return I.e girlfriend, money, toys etc? I mean if he was promised that he would be given the sexiest girl in the world and the opportunity to screw her given that he has to stop playing PS4 and get a job a real paying one? Would that’s vitally motivate him enough to make 180 degree spin?


That's only been tried... twice before, I think?
 
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Is there no way that you could possibly earn his trust through bribing him to work harder and putting more of a hard and proper work attitude if he were given something he really wanted in return I.e girlfriend, money, toys etc? I mean if he was promised that he would be given the sexiest girl in the world and the opportunity to screw her given that he has to stop playing PS4 and get a job a real paying one? Would that’s vitally motivate him enough to make 180 degree spin?
I’d say absolutely not, he’s far too lazy and entitled and thanks to we.ens paying him for his every whim it’s worse than ever.

As for a girlfriend if he was with a girl he found attractive and she was being intimate I imagine he’d say things like ā€˜I’m working on it!’ and complain about how he’s busy in his fictional world if pressured to get a job but he wouldn’t do anything in reality, it’s worth remembering in his original attraction sign he expected the potential partner to not only have a job but a average to high paying one.
 
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