The General Thread

[Quantum Diabetes]

They're not too bad, not enough menthol but free is free.

Nice score!

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

There were also 700 Thespians in that army

Thespians can get fucked, they were probably too busy learning lines and doing vocal exercises to be any help.

 

[Silver Chariot]

Thespians can get fucked, they were probably too busy learning lines and doing vocal exercises to be any help.

which reminds me, all for actors being demoted back to the bottom rung of society?

 

[Haffhart]

In a life sim video game, getting a thread on kf about you should be one of the bad endings

 

[Giorno loves KFC]

H E L P M E
I'm getting attacked because I suck at writing threads

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Git gud scrub

 

[Silver Chariot]

H E L P M E
I'm getting attacked because I suck at writing threads

lurk moar next time

 

[Sundae]

Ｋｉｗｉ

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm so glad McDonald's has become the premier destination not just for bums but loud, stereotypically angry European old farts. I gotta learn how to call somebody a yeasty cunt in Polish.
I'm sure this is what Ray Kroc envisioned so long ago, a place you can get both diabetes and hepatitis.

 

[beautiful person]

Sometimes when I'm bored I look at random animal shelter websites just to see what cute critters are out there.
Found a kitten (already adopted) with a kinda-chimera face:

 

[Pissmaster]

A Community Watch thread on silly Nextdoor posts would be fucking outstanding if there were a way to see posts outside of your area. I'm sure random neighborhoods in San Francisco would be just pure gold.

 

[ForgedBlades]

I'm taking this God awful elective this semester on global agriculture and world hunger issues and I'm about my wits end after only a month. It ticks every single box.

1. Raging dyke professor
2. White people bad
3. Men bad
4. Globalism good
5. Greta-tier climate sperging
6. Meat bad

 

[FuckedUp]

I'm taking this God awful elective this semester on global agriculture and world hunger issues and I'm about my wits end after only a month. It ticks every single box.

1. Raging dyke professor
2. White people bad
3. Men bad
4. Globalism good
5. Greta-tier climate sperging
6. Meat bad

That's what you get for going to an elite school.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Ｋｉｗｉ

legitimately based as far as birds go

> the possum's fw

 

[Trilby]

That's what you get for going to an elite school.

I would've left quickly than stick around.

 

[Sundae]

Guy plays Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for an elderly elephant.

Mongkol is a 61-year-old former logging elephant. His captive-held life was spent hauling trees in the Thai forest. His body shape is deformed through hard labor, he lost his right eye and tusk in this brutal logging practice. Mongkol was rescued and brought to Elephants World to spend the rest of his days relaxing peacefully in freedom by the River Kwai. I discovered Mongkol is an extremely gentle, sensitive elephant who enjoys music, especially this slow movement by Beethoven which I play to him occasionally in the day and night.

Saw this in the comments section:

I played this for my dog, she starting cleaning herself where the sun don't shine. She has no respect for life.

 

[Give Her The D]

I would've left quickly than stick around.

He's probably on the hook for some cash if he did that (Pell grants, scholarships, etc).

 

[Trilby]

A new graphic tablet came via FedEx to me today, a Huion Kamvas Pro 20 (2019 model). Got it for a good price on eBay as the box was slightly torn on a corner but it didn't wreck the tablet for it's accessories. Still trying to get the hang of it with the larger pressure sensitivity and all that, but glad to have a larger surface to work with over my previous Cintiq 13HD model.
https://www.huion.com/pen_display/Kamvas-Pro-20(2019).html

 

[mister butafuco]

Why are people applauding Phillip Schofield for coming out as gay? He lied to his wife and children for decades. He pretended to love someone so he could stay closeted, his entire relationship with his wife and kids was built on deception, and now he's stunning and brave to all the SJWs licking his ass? Fuck that.

It's particularly vile if you read the rumours all over Twitter concerning the reasons for the timing of him coming out...

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm coming out as straight to everybody soon. I know it's sick but I just crave bobs and vegane all the time, especially on pale skinny bitches. I know they'll be shocked.