"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Misaki Nakahara]

He's a road enthusiast. For which read 'sperg' throughout.

I always enjoyed drives up into the countryside as a kid partially because of the long winding roads that take you up and down hills, but I never thought there would be road otaku who memorise road trivia and go to road meetups. It's like rail enthusiasts but even gayer.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

At this point, I think many kiwis only check Phil's thread for "is he dead yet"? Like Farrah Flawless and that skelly chick, nothing they do is remotely interesting but each time there's a thread update you check just in case the inevitable do a flip has happened.

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now, short of getting massive bolt-on titties.

(Yeah, he'll read this and go "I'll show you damn kiwis!" but with how boring he is lately, it'll be another shooting at broken plates in the wilderness video, as if that's somehow noteworthy)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

At this point, I think many kiwis only check Phil's thread for "is he dead yet"? Like Farrah Flawless and that skelly chick, nothing they do is remotely interesting but each time there's a thread update you check just in case the inevitable do a flip has happened.

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now, short of getting massive bolt-on titties.

(Yeah, he'll read this and go "I'll show you damn kiwis!" but with how boring he is lately, it'll be another shooting at broken plates in the wilderness video, as if that's somehow noteworthy)

More likely it’ll just be another thing about going on “patrol.” He peaked when he claimed to get his knob cut off. Since then, he’s had nowhere to go with his lies.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now.

He could prove he got his little Italian sausage flipped.

 

[SkepticAgentMan]

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now, short of getting massive bolt-on titties.

Sad but true. ADF was, and still is to an extent, one of my favourite lolcows. I'm sad to see him fade into obscurity but I honestly cannot say I am surprised. I feel like the GRS was his last real peak and it is going to be incredibly hard for him to grab attention from that point forward simply due to how exceptional that act alone was. That being said, I do still enjoy seeing him actually wear his antifa LARP gear in public. Oh well... When God, or whatever deity you believe in, closes the book on one lolcow he always seems to open a new one with another.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Sad but true. ADF was, and still is to an extent, one of my favourite lolcows. I'm sad to see him fade into obscurity but I honestly cannot say I am surprised. I feel like the GRS was his last real peak and it is going to be incredibly hard for him to grab attention from that point forward simply due to how exceptional that act alone was. That being said, I do still enjoy seeing him actually wear his antifa LARP gear in public. Oh well... When God, or whatever deity you believe in, closes the book on one lolcow he always seems to open a new one with another.

don’t worry; I’m sure he’ll give us some entertainment when the people in antifa get sick of him and give him the boot.

 

[The Dude]

At this point, I think many kiwis only check Phil's thread for "is he dead yet"? Like Farrah Flawless and that skelly chick, nothing they do is remotely interesting but each time there's a thread update you check just in case the inevitable do a flip has happened.

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now, short of getting massive bolt-on titties.

(Yeah, he'll read this and go "I'll show you damn kiwis!" but with how boring he is lately, it'll be another shooting at broken plates in the wilderness video, as if that's somehow noteworthy)

I don't expect Phil to die any time soon, barring getting some nasty infection that he doesn't take care of. What I check the thread for is Phil pissing off some skinny little white college liberal again and getting his ass beat. I think that's far more likely than Phil croaking.

He could prove he got his little Italian sausage flipped.

He tried, and failed. It was painfully obvious that he was tucking his junk. Instead of taking a photo in front of a mirror with his legs spread to remove all doubt, he just pulled his pants down to his knees and you could tell he was tucking. Phil is terrible at lying, despite lying all the time. You'd think he'd get better with so much practice at it, but no. He dumb.

don’t worry; I’m sure he’ll give us some entertainment when the people in antifa get sick of him and give him the boot.

That would take Phil actually knowing some Antifa members. The people Phil says are his Antifa friends are all just poseurs and wannabes like him.

 

[Angel Dust]

At this point, I think many kiwis only check Phil's thread for "is he dead yet"? Like Farrah Flawless and that skelly chick, nothing they do is remotely interesting but each time there's a thread update you check just in case the inevitable do a flip has happened.

Phil's jumped the shark. There's nothing he can do to keep our attention now, short of getting massive bolt-on titties.

(Yeah, he'll read this and go "I'll show you damn kiwis!" but with how boring he is lately, it'll be another shooting at broken plates in the wilderness video, as if that's somehow noteworthy)

I only check this thread when it bumps to see if he's dead yet. I got a bet going with a friend on who goes first: Him or Toren

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I don't expect Phil to die any time soon, barring getting some nasty infection that he doesn't take care of. What I check the thread for is Phil pissing off some skinny little white college liberal again and getting his ass beat. I think that's far more likely than Phil croaking.

Don't forget, he doesn't pay attention to his surroundings (hence our public photos of him), so there's a chance that high on cheese, he could wander into the street without checking for traffic and become a mashed potato. Not a large chance since he doesn't leave the apartment much, but a chance.

 

[The Dude]

My money would be on Slingblade croaking before Philthy Phil, definitely. Yes, Phil is a witless, obese pig-ape with atrocious hygiene, but Slingblade lives a much higher risk lifestyle by comparison. Slingblade is a sloppy drunk, drug addict, and loves #AnalRips, among other high risk behavior, and on top of that he's middle-aged and obese. Phil fakes drinking, drug use, and sex because he wants people to think he does grown-up things and he rarely ever leaves the AnTardfa Barracks.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil is gonna be one of those assholes who defies medical science and lives to be 115, simply because he has no reason to live but wants to spite everyone who wishes he were dead.

 

[Positron]

Phil is gonna be one of those assholes who defies medical science and lives to be 115, simply because he has no reason to live but wants to spite everyone who wishes he were dead.

But he is perpetually pissed; having such a long life would be God's torture to him.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

But he is perpetually pissed; having such a long life would be God's torture to him.

Nah, Phil's a narcissist. He loves himself. To live to be old would just mean he gets more time to appreciate himself.

He'll probably be sat in the retirement home bitching about cyberstalking terrorists posting about him on whatever passes for Kiwi Farms in 2050.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

My personal prediction for Phil’s timeline involves him dying in some way that’s stupid and avoidable. An infected wound or something.

 

[Monolith]

My personal prediction for Phil’s timeline involves him dying in some way that’s stupid and avoidable. An infected wound or something.

Is Phil vaccinated, and is he an antivaxxer?

 

[obliviousbeard]

My personal prediction for Phil’s timeline involves him dying in some way that’s stupid and avoidable. An infected wound or something.

And we'll be literally the only ones to care.

 

[Thumb Butler]

And we'll be literally the only ones to care.

That's not true. Some goverment officials would have to dispose of the remains.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

And we'll be literally the only ones to care.

If he’s even still on our radar. It may well be that he’s become too boring or inactive for us to follow. Or he may be actual-homeless.

 

[obliviousbeard]

If he’s even still on our radar. It may well be that he’s become too boring or inactive for us to follow. Or he may be actual-homeless.

Kinda funny that dying alone and only some nerds on internet mean girl's club caring about it is the option. Or sad.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Sad but true. ADF was, and still is to an extent, one of my favourite lolcows. I'm sad to see him fade into obscurity but I honestly cannot say I am surprised. I feel like the GRS was his last real peak and it is going to be incredibly hard for him to grab attention from that point forward simply due to how exceptional that act alone was. That being said, I do still enjoy seeing him actually wear his antifa LARP gear in public. Oh well... When God, or whatever deity you believe in, closes the book on one lolcow he always seems to open a new one with another.

Phil was definitely my favourite lolcow. The username I signed up with was a reference to him. I changed it because Phil is now so utterly dormant that he's barely even worth acknowledging.

Hell, I would have been happy to see Phil turn his life around, get a job and start acting his age. I love a good success story. As it stands, though, Phil is just a lolcow who's not even entertaining enough to be a proper lolcow. He's just some fat prick who *used* to be famous for making an arse of himself on DeviantArt. Do people even still use DeviantArt? Phil is a total relic of the past; a time capsule of 2009 Internet culture. He hasn't changed or developed at all, in fact he's so utterly similar to how he used to be that he's become stale. He's like if Chris were still barking about his copyright on Sonichu and being tricked into sending nudes to fake girlfriends; the joke would be worn out and no one would care.