Haha, Phil will probably be one of those lolcows who actually dies on us, though we wouldn't find out until someone finds his obituary long after the fact. He's so socially isolated that it would probably be several days before anyone even realizes he's dead, and even then it will probably be his landlord (or tard wrangler) finding out because there's an even worse than usual smell wafting out of his apartment. I doubt his family will even know before us. Then again both his mother and brother are ret@rded, and I doubt Angelo actually cares anymore.
If Phil's wannabe antifa friend or friends are tard wrangling him and keeping him off social media, then that's actually a better fate than I would have expected. All things considered, Phil tends to wear out his welcome quite quickly and he is incredibly stubborn. If anyone in his social circle cares enough to keep him from embarassing himself, then that's actually far more help than he's received from another human being in years. Good for them. I can only wonder how long the white knight will be able to keep Phil under control. I've often said he'd be a lot happier if he were just another weeb without the social media and identity politics.
Of course when they inevitably grow tired of his bullshit, I'm sure they can just take him to the firing range again and "accidentally" shoot him in the back. Or you know just drive out and leave him in the middle of the wilderness.
Who am I kidding, Phil probably just forgot his password again, didn't he?
He'll start getting active in late August leading into the election.
If he remembers. Truth be told, I would fully expect some political sperging from him... but Phil is actually very cautious about expressing
any opinion at all until he knows what the views of the Portland wannabe antifa kids hold. With all the Democratic candidates I'm sure Phil doesn't know if he's supposed to support Bernie or Biden or Warren or Tulsi or Yang or Buttigieg. You'd think he'd support Bernie, but until the people Phil follows consolidate around one candidate or another Phil will probably keep his mouth shut.
Why does he like this word "supersoldier" so much? Just "new vegans" would have been fine and not made him sound like a complete dipshit but he had to put his own autistic spin on an otherwise normal sentence.
It's an autism thing. Both Phil and Chris have a strong tendency to repeat certain terms or phrases that they really like, but which make little sense to anyone else and often have no real relevance to the conversation. Like yeah, being vegan makes sense in context. But being a "supersoldier" really doesn't. Yet in Phil's mind being a "supersoldier" means embodying all of the liberal stereotypes; being a feminist, being trans, being vegan, riding bicycles. It's just a meaningless term and has nothing to do with combat or anything.
On the bright side it makes Phil fairly easy to follow whenever he tries to create a "new" and "anonymous" account. He simply can't resist throwing in those neologisms.
It’s his entire identity and therefore his only means of self-validation. A couple of years ago he’d be throwing in how trans-friendly it was.
Except at least that would make a little more sense. Oh its still stupid as hell, but saying something is "trans-friendly" is at least something a reasonable person would probably associate with a liberal business and its something a lot of SJWs actually care about and use in conversation. Writing a review where you rant about supersoldiers just makes you seem like an autistic weirdo.
