"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[AnOminous]

My personal prediction for Phil’s timeline involves him dying in some way that’s stupid and avoidable. An infected wound or something.

Getting beaten by some antifa tard who thinks he's a Nazi because of some stupid thing he said.

 

[Angel Dust]

Getting beaten by some antifa tard who thinks he's a Nazi because of some stupid thing he said.

This implies he actually participates in his make believe, as opposed to just standing off to the side for a few pictures before fleeing back to his cave.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

This implies he actually participates in his make believe, as opposed to just standing off to the side for a few pictures before fleeing back to his cave.

Now to be fair, we have seen a video of him at a protest. Standing at the back.

 

[Positron]

Nah, Phil's a narcissist. He loves himself. To live to be old would just mean he gets more time to appreciate himself.

He is not; he has to retreat into his la-la land in order to grasp any semblance of control of his life.

Is Phil vaccinated, and is he an antivaxxer?

We don't have African Swine Fever vaccine yet.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

We don't have African Swine Fever vaccine yet.

But when we do it will come in a variety of calibers.

 

[muh_moobs]

Sad but true. ADF was, and still is to an extent, one of my favourite lolcows. I'm sad to see him fade into obscurity but I honestly cannot say I am surprised. I feel like the GRS was his last real peak and it is going to be incredibly hard for him to grab attention from that point forward simply due to how exceptional that act alone was. That being said, I do still enjoy seeing him actually wear his antifa LARP gear in public. Oh well... When God, or whatever deity you believe in, closes the book on one lolcow he always seems to open a new one with another.

He'll start getting active in late August leading into the election.

 

[The Dude]

Did Phil dead? Or is he just cowering in the AnTardfa Barracks because everyone and everything terrifies him? Because he's being boring.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Did Phil dead? Or is he just cowering in the AnTardfa Barracks because everyone and everything terrifies him? Because he's being boring.

It seems his Antifa friends put a kibosh on his social media sperging for the time being. He'll probably resurface after they kick him out.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

It seems his Antifa friends put a kibosh on his social media sperging for the time being. He'll probably resurface after they kick him out.

Weird. You’d think being such an important and valued member of Antifa, he could do whatever he wants.

 

[break these cuffs]

It seems his Antifa friends put a kibosh on his social media sperging for the time being. He'll probably resurface after they kick him out.

It would be hilarious if his gross crew of antifa rejects take themselves seriously enough to tard wrangle him. I wonder what took them so long.

 

[Adamska]

Did Phil dead? Or is he just cowering in the AnTardfa Barracks because everyone and everything terrifies him? Because he's being boring.

He's probably feeling dead inside now that he's not even really getting attention from us anymore.

No one notices the potato now.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'm surprised Phil hasn't tried to make his social media presence more visible or do something to try and bait the Kiwis since clearly he's got to know his subforum is gone.

Maybe his fellow Antifa LARP buddies really are tard wrangling him?

Even during his down times, Phil's never been this quiet.

 

[break these cuffs]

I'm surprised Phil hasn't tried to make his social media presence more visible or do something to try and bait the Kiwis since clearly he's got to know his subforum is gone.

Maybe his fellow Antifa LARP buddies really are tard wrangling him?

Even during his down times, Phil's never been this quiet.

Anyone been checking the obits? Maybe all of the cheese finally coagulated in his veins. Would his neighbors even register a change in smell from the norm?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

As with all Cows that go dormant, Phil getting his act together and excerising self-control to stop posting is the very lowest probability. As he's been controlled by roommates and other ne'er-do-wells for several years now, I'm inclined to think he's simply continuing that pattern with some other antifa dimwit. The only thing that's changed is his address. Certainly not his underwear.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Anyone been checking the obits? Maybe all of the cheese finally coagulated in his veins. Would his neighbors even register a change in smell from the norm?

Problem is that obituaries tend to be written by the loved ones of the deceased, and Phil has no one to write one for him.

You could try to check local Portland records or see if anything happened at his place, but IIRC, we don't even know where he lives now. By the time he moved out of his previous apartment, he became so boring that nobody took time to find out where he went.

I don't think he's dead, I think he's just keeping his head down more than usual. Either his Antifa buddies are tard wrangling him, or he's trying to play some dumb autistic version of 4D chess by staying quiet now that his subforum is gone, and hope the Farms will do something to give him attention and he can use for pity.

Or maybe he's finally learned to stop feeding the trolls and is being extra careful now that the ADF subforum is gone. Even TJ "Cowlick" Church eventually learned to stop feeding the trolls.

 

[JY's Tampon]

He's still reviewing vegan grocery stores.

He blows his money on artisan pizza and his food stamps on expensive vegan specialty stores.

No wonder his friends were e-begging on his behalf earlier this month.

 

[break these cuffs]

He's still reviewing vegan grocery stores.
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He blows his money on artisan pizza and his food stamps on expensive vegan specialty stores.
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No wonder his friends were e-begging on his behalf earlier this month.

I should have known. He might have gone quiet everywhere, but he could never resist his one true love.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I challenge anyone to come up with a phrase gayer than "vegan supersoldier".

 

[AnOminous]

I challenge anyone to come up with a phrase gayer than "vegan supersoldier".

Vegan antifa supersoldier.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Problem is that obituaries tend to be written by the loved ones of the deceased, and Phil has no one to write one for him.

You could try to check local Portland records or see if anything happened at his place, but IIRC, we don't even know where he lives now. By the time he moved out of his previous apartment, he became so boring that nobody took time to find out where he went.

I don't think he's dead, I think he's just keeping his head down more than usual. Either his Antifa buddies are tard wrangling him, or he's trying to play some dumb autistic version of 4D chess by staying quiet now that his subforum is gone, and hope the Farms will do something to give him attention and he can use for pity.

Or maybe he's finally learned to stop feeding the trolls and is being extra careful now that the ADF subforum is gone. Even TJ "Cowlick" Church eventually learned to stop feeding the trolls.

It's possible that TJ learned to stop feeding the trolls. However, I think it's more likely that he either forgot his login, or finally managed to disable notifications, which he said several times were what prompted him to return.

My money, however, is on him either having serious health issues, or his internet being lumberjacked.