DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gotta Groom Em All]

Apparently we got the wrong guy last week. Detractors lose again!

 

[GnomeofDoc]

Brace for incoming exceptionalism.

Phil laugh is bordering on the level of crackhead outside of my work laughing to himself.

 

[architect]

It's like I'm back in high-school. "Dude, were you talking shit about me?" NAHHHHH BRO YOU THOUGHT I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOU? HAHAHAHA YOU'RE SO STUPID.

 

[actually]

Edit: The announcement; is the "guy" he was talking about who met and moderated for him in the past that then joined detractors circles... it WASN'T JLee... and Phil's practically pissing himself silly over it. He's going on how JLee is "this guy who took some drama, and made it about himself." Nevermind JLee made a video and gave receipts about meeting Phil and having modded for him. So Phil trying to rewrite history again.

Also trying to say that he didn't name the person because he didn't remember them (BULLSHIT). The best part is that this, if it was actually true (it's not), means that there was more than one former mod that met Phil at Screw Attack and ended up hating him. BRILLIANT DEBUNKING, RETARD.

 

[TheTractor]

That fake ass ''It was not gamerJLee segment'' laugh section was straight from the clown assylum.

DSP needs a straight jacket.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

ya he was denying and making fake laughs about that wasn't THE GUY he was talking about.

Sure a guy who had posted multiple pictures with you in a gaming convention, who never saw you again, who did mod for you for 2 years then went on to help his dad's business

APPARENTLY are ALL COINCIDENCE

sure Phil, keep lying like you are so good at it

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

Peak DSP - Call out a guy, insult him, and then immediately end your stream so there can be no attempt at recourse.
You know he's going to be spending his day-off reading detractor opinions so he can work out how he's going to spin things for his paypigs, just like when he faked having a cold.

 

[actually]

That fake ass ''It was not gamerJLee segment'' laugh section was straight from the clown assylum.

DSP needs a straight jacket.

I enjoyed the fact that no one in chat (aside from dickriders like Steven Slater) believed even a little bit of it. Even most of his actual fans knew he was full of shit. Funnier still is that there was literally no reason to bring it up--no one was talking about it. But Phil "Narcissism Example #1" Burnell just couldn't let that go.

Peak DSP - Call out a guy, insult him, and then immediately end your stream so there can be no attempt at recourse.
You know he's going to be spending his day-off reading detractor opinions so he can work out how he's going to spin things for his paypigs, just like when he faked having a cold.

Don't forget making sure to have blocked him so you can have your Twitter hugbox too.

 

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

Phil laughed nervously about this situation in the same way he did in the Friday the 13th callout.

"Machinima dropped you!" "NO THEY DIDN'T!!!!"

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It probably was AireraidLord like I figured. It doesn't matter what autistic loser it was.

 

[Crisis Acting Instructor]

Does anyone even care if it was him or not? Even Phil himself couldn't seem to figure out his own debunking segment. "I can't remember the guy... But uh, that wasn't the guy!" Boy, you really showed him

Phil will probably try to meme this as an escort saga type of gaffe, when I doubt anyone really gives a shit if it was JLee or not, including Phil's own fans. What's more interesting is that he's admitting to intentionally watching "detractor" content. All in all, a very strange way to end a stream. Omitting any and all details while trying to debunk something, with his chat equally confused as to what in blazes crazy ol' uncle Phil's point is as he cackles like a maniac until he's in tears. VERY chill and pahsitive content!

 

[Richard Harrow]

That entire announcement just screamed early onset dementia. His mental health has seemingly taken a turn for the worst. The whole thing was left field and even left me mildly confused.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

Also trying to say that he didn't name the person because he didn't remember them (BULLSHIT). The best part is that this, if it was actually true (it's not), means that there was more than one former mod that met Phil at Screw Attack and ended up hating him. BRILLIANT DEBUNKING, exceptional individual.

Yeah that potential situation is much much better. Also realistic honestly. He's been boned by everyone who got to know him because they grew to hate him. He gave everyone a legitimate reason to at that. Poor people who moderated for him on his site over the years and the person who built the computer, and website.

All because the real 'tractors were his parents and raised him to be a potato with a bald spot.

That entire announcement just screamed early onset dementia. His mental health has seemingly taken a turn for the worst. The whole thing was left field and even left me mildly confused.

I laughed so loud I woke up others. Thanks man, it was worth it.

 

[TheTractor]

He spent most of the stream saying people are idiots thinking he takes the bait when wings is mentionned; ''I'm adressing the topic like a big mature adult, shut your hole''

Then at the end ''Sorry for the rants everyone''. Fuck you Dave.

Even worse is straightcuckhomie giving 5$ after DSP told him to fuck off, called him an idiot several times etc. The poor fuck even told dsp he was sorry.

He's even more of a cum stain than Dave.

 

[Mike Hunt]

The really pathetic ones are the many teens/lower 20s that are working minimum wage jobs and blow their money on Phil. They need lessons on financial management now.

They need it sure, but the evil part of me hopes they don't get it so they'll tip their last $5 in their savings account to Phil telling him they can't contribute anymore then Phil just drops them on the spot, betraying these broke losers who think they were really "friends" with a "celebrity". Then said losers go on a pity-me spree on Twitter we can laugh at.

Khet's tits look pretty 2D to me.

She could've been a supermodel (), so cut her some slack, will ya?

 

[Kosher Dill]

How many times have you heard "I'm a grown adult, dood! I have a wife!" That's her purpose. Evidence that Phil is an adult that has an adult life and adult relationships. That's it. Phil burying his gout sausage into a live coochie was never the goal. Some people guess it happens once a month, but I seriously doubt him and Kat ever have sex.

I think sex was on the table at one point. I can't find the reference anymore, but one time Phil quit a stream at some really inopportune time (about to finish a game, or leaving tips on the table, or getting raided by a big streamer) because Kat had just gotten out of the shower and he "wanted to spend some time with her". Something lit a fire under him that day (in addition to the fire in his toes).
Now? Eh, probably not.

 

[actually]

Even worse is straightcuckhomie giving 5$ after DSP told him to fuck off, called him an idiot several times etc. The poor fuck even told dsp he was sorry.

Steven's not the one Phil was yelling at. Steven's just trying to fondle DSP's dick until he gets a modship.

 

[tzgnilki]

dsp knows if he lies enough for long enough, it'll just blow over as usual with shit that isn't stamped and certified by a court of law

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

dsp knows if he lies enough for long enough, it'll just blow over as usual with shit that isn't stamped and certified by a court of law

I expect Phil to start some "viral" tard drama in the next couple weeks with the fundraisers that get forgotten about before the bankruptcy saga kicks up again.

 

[David Davidson]

EVEN IF it actually wasent GamerJLee, Phil still said that JLee could be mad at Phil for a similar situation. Oh, but fuck JLee because he made that talk about SOMEONE ELSE about himself so it makes detractors the mentally ill ones.

All he managed to accomplish was to make himself look stupider by admitting that these people who have very similar circumstances, hate him because he is an asshole. The only way he wins is by trying to push this all into the memory hole as per usual.