Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Amazing. He brags about having a gun and how he can totally outshoot all the ghouls and then gets caught out for having a fucking BB gun of all things instead. Also, with his trash tier reflexes, he ain't stopping shit since revolvers rely heavily on reflex speed.

He'd have done better with a semi... you know, if you wanted a real gun that'd work for you. Or better yet a fucking shotgun for home defense.

Naw dawg, you just don't understand. He knows he can't win on speed so he might as well win on power! A single action Colt 45 revolver has three times the damage output as Springfield Armory 1911 45 semi because it takes so long to load and shoot the dang thing. It's called "balancing", MAN! Educate yourself before I have to teach you about obsolescence!

Is it just me, or is Bob starting to suck Chinese cock too much as of late? He's retweeting Naomi Wu all the time, and now he made an entire video about some random Chinese movie no one will ever give a shit about. I also remember him constantly praise China for all the advancements in the name of the superior future.
It might be either my confirmation bias, or Bob thinking of getting himself a new audience.

There's a number of things going on that I think our influencing Bob's behavior:

1. Hollywood's money making scheme seems to now be make something of mediocre quality but really flashy so it sells well overseas. The biggest oversea market, till it shut down due to Wu-flu, is China. China single-handily saved Pacific Rim from being a complete bomb and made it a success. I think Bob thinks he owes them a blood debt just for that. How well will the rest of the capeshit do if someone doesn't keep sucking their udongs?

2. The Chinese movies are merely a flex. It's him saying "Nuh-uh! I like more than just capeshit! Here's an obscure Chinese film that you've probably never heard of. *smugs in diabetic*"

3. Trump is waging this economic war with China. Trump am bad! Trump enemy am Bob friend! BOB SMASH KEYBOARD!!!

4. Naomi Wu is an e-thot who is stringing Bob along by liking his yass queen tweets and occasionally interacting with him. She knows what she's doing. The question is, does Bob know or even care?

 

[Leon Breitling]

(or whatever the Chinese word for gaijin is, the sentiment will be the same)

Gweilo. The more you know.

 

[The Nothingness]

Okay this one might be a little mean spirited. I thought of it after the first one.

Spoiler: Tiny Brunch

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That wasn't very rice

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Bob's a very basic white bitch who just laps up the mainstream and never strays farther than that. He's the OG consoomer, after all. His attempts at looking cultured are laughable and just serve to reinforce the first sentence. Consume he does, and that's all he lives for.

 

[Bolo]

4. Naomi Wu is an e-thot who is stringing Bob along by liking his yass queen tweets and occasionally interacting with him. She knows what she's doing. The question is, does Bob know or even care?

I don't think she is stringin Robert along. When you string someone, it's because they have something you want, either visibility, clout, etc. Robert has nothing that Wu might want, I think she is just being polite to him.

Robert also tries to get the attention from the likes of Lindsay Ellis and other female critics, re-tweeting them, responding to threads, @ them to congratulate, but he doesn't get much response back, surely not from Ellis. here, he got no replies from this:

And to be fair to Robert, one shouldn't expect an awnser here, it's just a nice sentiment, but when you are constantly acting like you are friends and colleagues and it's pretty clear that the other side doesn't see you like this, you stop with the re-tweets and praise, because that shit is public and looks kinda pathetic.

Not as pathetic as regarding Naomi Wu as a paragon for understanding of the tech world tough... Fucking simps man...

Imagine if Lindsay had replied a "thank you", man, Robert would be screaming at rooftops that she is the next Virginia Woolf.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

the Chinese are going to turn up their noses in disgust at this fat ugly gaijin (or whatever the Chinese word for gaijin is, the sentiment will be the same)

in Mandarin it's 'yang guizi' (洋鬼子, 'foreign devil') and in Cantonese it's 'gweilo' (鬼佬, 'ghost man')

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Is it just me, or is Bob starting to suck Chinese cock too much as of late? He's retweeting Naomi Wu all the time, and now he made an entire video about some random Chinese movie no one will ever give a shit about. I also remember him constantly praise China for all the advancements in the name of the superior future.
It might be either my confirmation bias, or Bob thinking of getting himself a new audience.

Bob's always sucking the Chinese dick. He has been hiding it a little bit more over the last few months given all controversies related to China.

 

[Rei is shit]

Robert is too superior to be a bully, unlike 99% of humanity


And just an hour before Robert totally doesn't engage in bullying.


PLZ REPLY

 

[Bolo]

Bob's always sucking the Chinese dick. He has been hiding it a little bit more over the last few months given all controversies related to China.

He piped down a few months before the China problem to be more precise. There was a time where Robert had this weird creed that China would be the new overlords of the world

You know those tweets he makes about California, and that it's a financial and cultural haven and it's great there. Yeah, he made one of those for China, talking that what would be so bad living in china, booming economy and cultural rich country, or something of the sorts, and then listed all the great things about the superior future China.

Then as you can guess, people started hitting Robert with the obvious, all these advancements and great things about China was done with millions under the heel of misery and opression.

He tried to walkback and do the "it was a hyperbole" defense, but the internet is pretty good at calling that out, and he got even more heat, and then he deleted the tweet. It was one of the few times I saw Robert really whimpering for mercy, usually he maintains the facade of "I'm not owned, who are you?".

It's a shame, but I can't find a screncap.

Anyway, since then, he has been keeping mum about China. Except when he talks about Naomi Wu.

 

[Iceland Heavy]

Amazing. He brags about having a gun and how he can totally outshoot all the ghouls and then gets caught out for having a fucking BB gun of all things instead. Also, with his trash tier reflexes, he ain't stopping shit since revolvers rely heavily on reflex speed.

He'd have done better with a semi... you know, if you wanted a real gun that'd work for you. Or better yet a fucking shotgun for home defense.

He claimed to have an S&W 686 which is a pretty solid workhorse of a wheelgun. He's refused to post a picture of it though because as much of a consoomer as he is posting a picture of his gun would be too much like those nasty mayo ghouls and their trucks and guns for him to bear. That's what he claims anyway, it's entirely possible that pellet gun is the only 'gun' he actually has and he just claims to have a real one to act like a badass while keeping it consistent with his turbofudd-tier views on guns.

 

[Positron]

PLZ REPLY
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My fucking Christ. The "film" Meow was Hong Kong's cynical attempt to capitalize on the popularity of a chain-store mascot. Not even Hong Kong people cared about this "film", and it flopped deader than a dead dog in mainland China (the film only recouped of 45 million (HKD) of its 200 million production cost). Perhaps the chinks aren't "thinkers" as Bobby imagines.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Robert is too superior to be a bully, unlike 99% of humanity
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And just an hour before Robert totally doesn't engage in bullying.
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PLZ REPLY
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Didn't Robert admit in Brick by Brick that he picked on other kids to try and fit in? He's just projecting again. If "most people" wantbto be bulies, then he's not so bad.bBut he's changed his ways, anyhow! And if he gets called on it, he'll just say that "some of 'us'" didn't include him, he meant us as a species/society etc.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

My fucking Christ. The "film" Meow was Hong Kong's cynical attempt to capitalize on the popularity of a chain-store mascot. Not even Hong Kong people cared about this "film", and it flopped deader than a dead dog in mainland China (the film only recouped of 45 million (HKD) of its 200 million production cost). Perhaps the chinks aren't "thinkers" as Bobby imagines.

Even the foreign films he reviews are over commercialized schlock.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is Sonic in the thumbnail so he can shit on the movie some more?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Bob should really lower his standards and accept the one time he will have sex it's going to be with a gigantic fat chick who is drunk as fuck.

Man's gotta know his limits.

 

[The tired cat]

Bob should really lower his standards and accept the one time he will have sex it's going to be with a gigantic fat chick who is drunk as fuck.

Man's gotta know his limits.

Well, either the fat chick or his family's vacuum cleaner. But I'm betting on the last.

 

[Jaimas]

Bob's never-ending descent into outright psychopathy never ceases to amuse, because lately he's been so froth-at-the-mouth crazy that his own fanbase is going: "Dude, what the fuck is even going on with you?" His recent Sonic review was so hilariously shit that his own fans were going: "Bob, what even is this" save for the mouth-breathers trying to white knight the guy.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I think the Sonic movie doing well might be more traumatic to Bobbo than Trump getting elected, fucking hell.

 

[Neko GF]

Robert's spicy takes on the 9th Democratic debate. "Populism bad", "Trump is cruel bully", sperging about how the plebeians are evil and don't matter, some Warren fanboyism, "existital fate of the world", some sperging about Bernie and Bernie bros, "Trump people" and some sperging about the electoral college.

Spoiler: Waifu Warren Gud

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230449006205116416 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230451359868227584 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230452388479238144 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230453569314316289 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230454548948541446 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230456031047815169 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230462464913006597 (Archive)

 

[Lensherr]

Robert's spicy takes on the 9th Democratic debate. "Populism bad", "Trump is cruel bully", sperging about how the plebeians are evil and don't matter, some Warren fanboyism, "existital fate of the world", some sperging about Bernie and Bernie bros, "Trump people" and some sperging about the electoral college.

Spoiler: Waifu Warren Gud

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230449006205116416 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230451359868227584 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230452388479238144 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230453569314316289 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230454548948541446 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230456031047815169 (Archive)
https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1230462464913006597 (Archive)

There’s this gem as well:

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