Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

WonderWino said:
He also thinks bernie flies coach. Fucking lol
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Bernie was caught flying coach by a few twitterer’s but this was during the 2016 primaries but that ended quickly after that when the secret service started protecting him and I’m pretty sure he’s got a private jet now.
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Nobleman said:
The only verse in the Bible that describes Lucas is this:

“Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither castye your pearls before swine, lest they trample themunder their feet, and turn again and rend you.”
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I can think of one more Bible verse, at the beginning of the "raising Lazarus from the dead" story.

John 11:39: "Lord, by this time he stinketh."
 
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Rogowski said:
Another video with the same regurgitated ideas.
He’s been in a creative funk lately seeing as he hasn’t had any fresh ideas since he started his patreon scam.
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Accuses Christians of cherry picking, cherry picks from scientific findings, social situations and even from the Bible itself.

God I love you Lucas, in the worst ways possible.
 
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Particle Bored said:
A blue tsunami on super Tuesday... when Democrats are the only ones being voted on.

On the other hand, is it not a "red" tsunami if the commie wins? 🤔
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Thats the best part of it. It makes me wonder if lucas even understands what super tuesday actually is and somehow thinks it has something to do with republicans being involved as well. Yet again proving how much of a moron he is and how he has absolutely no clue how his own parties political process works. He'll ree if anyone but bernie gets the nomination and ree even more if he does and inevitably loses to trump. As far as lucas is concerned that would be the worst possible outcome. Though if bernie were to win and he inevitably doesn't get any of his free shit and 'anti ageism' stuff as a result that might even be worse come to think of it. It would be bernie himself, his own personal political god betraying him by not adhering to lucas's crackpot ideology. The breakdown from that would be epic. Though not worth a bernie presidency
 
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Thats the best part of it. It makes me wonder if lucas even understands what super tuesday actually is and somehow thinks it has something to do with republicans being involved as well. Yet again proving how much of a moron he is and how he has absolutely no clue how his own parties political process works. He'll ree if anyone but bernie gets the nomination and ree even more if he does and inevitably loses to trump. As far as lucas is concerned that would be the worst possible outcome. Though if bernie were to win and he inevitably doesn't get any of his free shit and 'anti ageism' stuff as a result that might even be worse come to think of it. It would be bernie himself, his own personal political god betraying him by not adhering to lucas's crackpot ideology. The breakdown from that would be epic. Though not worth a bernie presidency
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He’ll inevitably turn on Bernie once he realizes he isn’t going to get what he wants, just like he’s turned on everyone else in his life
 
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Krathnami said:
He’ll inevitably turn on Bernie once he realizes he isn’t going to get what he wants, just like he’s turned on everyone else in his life
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I can't be the only one who read that and immediately pictured some obi wan-vader style confrontation about bernie being the chosen one and lucas screeching like a madman at him

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Does he even have anyone left to turn on now that he has no friends and no family who want anything to do with him?
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Probably not. The only other politician he even brings up in a positive manner aside from bernie is elizabeth warren, who is an idiot in her own right

More videos are coming out, lucas is on a roll tonight

Looks like lucas flat out said that the russians helping bernie and trump is bullshit. He actually defended trump, probably without it even registering in his lizard brain that he did


Ranting like a nutcase and demanding money and a hookup


Claims he went to the bar yesterday. By which i'm sure he means 'stood outside staring creepily at women going into the bar and posting creepy signs nearby'

Also claims the 'punks' (he can tell by the clothing apparently) that are going in and all have more money than him and women nevertheless somehow all support bernie sanders......so dressing like a punk and having a girlfriend when you go to a bar apparently means you support bernie....then says 'when you walk in the bar with your credit card and your car and your classism...ITS ALL GOING TO END'


He is getting angrier and angrier today it seems

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Dear god.....i'm not even describing this one, I think the title of the video speaks for itself

 
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God, he is just so exceptional. He thinks Bernie is gonna save him. Bernie hates classism so much he owns three houses. And I bet he has tons of credit cards. But Lucas thinks he will end classism and all the Gen Z girls will have to date him, because Reeee! And he just thinks all of Gen Z support Bernie. And if they do, they should be open to dating a smelly bum who lives in a flophouse who reees all day and night.

He is really going to be moooing in victory if Bernie does win Super Tuesday. He will think his tard bucks will increase and the Gen Z girls will come a knocking. He loves and respects those bitches!

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I can't be the only one who read that and immediately pictured some obi wan-vader style confrontation about bernie being the chosen one and lucas screeching like a madman at him



Probably not. The only other politician he even brings up in a positive manner aside from bernie is elizabeth warren, who is an idiot in her own right

More videos are coming out, lucas is on a roll tonight

Looks like lucas flat out said that the russians helping bernie and trump is bullshit. He actually defended trump, probably without it even registering in his lizard brain that he did


Ranting like a nutcase and demanding money and a hookup


Claims he went to the bar yesterday. By which i'm sure he means 'stood outside staring creepily at women going into the bar and posting creepy signs nearby'

Also claims the 'punks' (he can tell by the clothing apparently) that are going in and all have more money than him and women nevertheless somehow all support bernie sanders......so dressing like a punk and having a girlfriend when you go to a bar apparently means you support bernie....then says 'when you walk in the bar with your credit card and your car and your classism...ITS ALL GOING TO END'


He is getting angrier and angrier today it seems

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Dear god.....i'm not even describing this one, I think the title of the video speaks for itself

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mothman96 said:
Lucas with a 4 hr "erection", cutting the blood to his brain. He's got nothing to worry about , diabetes is doing away with his "erections", and can barely get it up if at all. And his brain already functions as if the blood flow has been cut off for years.
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Realistically, how much blood would even be necessary to power that little thing?
It can't be more than the amount you'd give during a routine blood draw at the doctor.

Many hours and some alcohol later and I realized that his #feelthewern is so goddamned funny because literally nobody but the wern has wanted to feel the wern for 8 years.
 
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