Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[griftinsincebeengriftin]

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Oh no guyz the big cheese and moar is coming for us.

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Public domain. Free speech. She came back after DFEing. Yadda yadda.

Spoiler: Assorted shit

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As the internet would say, fake and gay.

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She advertised the video about staying safe online, even though it's old.

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Is that a bindi? What a racist.

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Full on committing to the nonverbal larp.

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The non-sped to sped selfies give me whiplash.

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Guess she had to tone down the sped so that she could do lives and have normies actually wanna talk to her.

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Back to sped gear before everyone forgets!

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Hmmm.... no thanks.

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No comments. Bindi makes surprise appearance.

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A retired service dog she didnt need that's an inappropriate breed. Munchie bingo punch right there.

Guess I should check up on my favorite faker more often.

For someone with zero fine motor skills she sure can braid her hair.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I’ll have you know the service cats alert them for their POTS.

I would think a service cat would be good at deep tissue massage and pressure therapy or whatever. But they would only do it when they wanted, while you are busy and not having a real or imagined POTS flare.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Forgot this from the same poster. Someone saw them irl and they stink of rabbit urine, lovely.
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Rabbits often piss on things on purpose when they are annoyed. They can be trained fairly easily to piss in a certain place like a litter box but methinks Darth Hopper doesn't actually like Lennie dragging him around everywhere.

 

[Special spoonie]

Bee drama incoming.
She faked CP to trick the “trolls”
We all fell for it omg (no we didn’t)
This is going to be one to watch as people see she has admitted faking a diagnoses.

 

[Punkinsplice]

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Bee drama incoming.
She faked CP to trick the “trolls”
We all fell for it omg (no we didn’t)
This is going to be one to watch as people see she has admitted faking a diagnoses.

What did this "trick" accomplish, exactly? Were some trolls exposed as actual concerned people?
Edit for wow exceptional ism.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Bee drama incoming.
She faked CP to trick the “trolls”
We all fell for it omg (no we didn’t)
This is going to be one to watch as people see she has admitted faking a diagnoses.

I'm confused, is she saying she was faking cerebral palsy but she was also recently diagnosed with cerebral palsy?

 

[Special spoonie]

I'm confused, is she saying she was faking cerebral palsy but she was also recently diagnosed with cerebral palsy?

Sorry! I am trying to make sense of it myself. The diagnosed with cerebral palsy screenshot was from just over a week ago. Everyone was laughing at her on /r/ifgw cause she was claiming she’s been diagnosed as an adult. Hence I guess she got some of her fans turning angry. It appears to be in a chat whoever got it so I am assuming it was a private fan Facebook chat hence why she’s gloating about tricking trolls. She used to claim just a “neurological degeneration disorder” or so it says in daddy crisps email to Null never cerebral palsy.

The hate message she put on was from some fans on her page who I guess got angry from her saying she’s just been diagnosed and saw through it and I am assuming this is her version of backpeddling.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

>trolled for pretending to have cerebral palsy
>admits pretending
>???
>trolls owned

 

[griftinsincebeengriftin]

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Bee drama incoming.
She faked CP to trick the “trolls”
We all fell for it omg (no we didn’t)
This is going to be one to watch as people see she has admitted faking a diagnoses.

Ummm... does she think people, especially those who have been championing her (for whatever stupid reason), will be sympathetic to her faking a debilitating illness? For... I'm still confused why? To trick the trolls? But also tricking the handful of people who were actually on her side? Yeah, this will end well. Good god.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Wouldn't it be something if the health problems were caused by tattoos and dangerhair dye?
Let's see if she commits to going dark on social media in a few days.
I'd like to see a livestream from the hobo soup kitchen

 

[WarpedTourWasFun]

Stolen this but someone on /r/IFGW found this service rabbit.

Guys, his service rabbit is totes legit.

Spoiler: Darth Hopper

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Sorry! I am trying to make sense of it myself. The diagnosed with cerebral palsy screenshot was from just over a week ago. Everyone was laughing at her on /r/ifgw cause she was claiming she’s been diagnosed as an adult. Hence I guess she got some of her fans turning angry. It appears to be in a chat whoever got it so I am assuming it was a private fan Facebook chat hence why she’s gloating about tricking trolls. She used to claim just a “neurological degeneration disorder” or so it says in daddy crisps email to Null never cerebral palsy.

The hate message she put on was from some fans on her page who I guess got angry from her saying she’s just been diagnosed and saw through it and I am assuming this is her version of backpeddling.
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Do we have a proper name for this idiot? Bernadette something? I want a dox.

Bonus: SQUINTY-EYE


Bernadette Crisp? Especially if shes related to the thing on the right.

Germaine Crisp is on the right.

Maybe you shouldn't have...

Anyway,
Father is David Crisp. Mother is the wall-eye? Brother might be Nathanael Crisp. Carol Crisp is the grandmother. Posts a lot about anxiety and depression and her grandkids.


Oh look, not a sped there now is she?

Idgaf if she even pulls a legitimate disorder out of her ass, shes faking it. Of the disorders I know offhand that are neurodegenerative and strike at this age range, she isnt even faking right.

Oh guess what, Bee/Bernadette Crisp? Found your personal facebook. And its wide open.



Incoming post with all the deets.

The facebook is either a new one or scrubbed. Got a laugh out of this though:

Spoiler: From her art page

Oof

Paypal: www.paypal.me/BeesDrawings-
EMAIL: bernie.crisp@icloud.com
(Cool I am officially big bad doxxer jk)
A fucking gofundme

Spoiler: Text of the gofundme

Bee has lots of complications are arms or now becoming weak which is restricting her from learning her sign language and playing with her sensory toys.. tho things are getting harder for bee and life is become more of a struggle every day thanks to fo fund me bee can now peak via a eaking device which everyone contributed . Due to the amazing ellie norfliff and sharing and sharing which was using her plateform off followers to help reach the goal and bee is now happy own , if I didn’t mention bee is also non verbal so cannot speak. Every day to day task me and you do with ease Bee can’t do and proble won’t be able to do . REASON FOR THIS FUN: Bee keeps hitting her head due to absent seizures and she’s brushing it a lot . I know her parent are her careers so times and moneys hard I’ve found a top of the range one and any money left over will go towards some suprie sensory Bulk box including a card with your names


She corrected her on the seizure type in the comments LOL.

Did we ever mention the successful gofundme her father started? Just to buy a fucking tablet?

Spoiler: Alright, enough shitty art, now for pics of Bee

Farthest these accounts have gone back chronologically.

Oof, your arms would look atrophied too if you munched this hard.

Headphone-chan doesnt show up as often anymore. Has at least 3 from these photos alone.

Some arm padding on the left.

Highlights:

I dont fetishize being disabled not at all.

NIGHTMARE FUEL.

I am still going through her art facebook as it is the only one that is older than 2019. I am posting this so I dont lose it.

 

[eternal dog mongler]

Hey if you're licensed take this survey.

I think they may have actually used pictures of Kelly there.

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Last post I swear.

Someone should archive this

A live from 2017
Another

Tldw: She started with EDS, claims autism since being a kid of course, still never names this supposed neurodegenerative disorder. Doesnt she realize that if you remain a medical mystery that fucking long you get a disorder named after you?

I'm not posting any more art except this:

I will see it in my nightmares.
(To be fair, her art is a lot better, but its still pretty banal)

Spoiler: Mostly selfies - these are in chronological order because wow

Actually looks good here. Will not last.


Secret munch book when?



And then two years later draws with mouth. BuT iT VaRIEs DaY tO DAy.

That is the face of someone who is just fecking done.

Stupid fucking tongue thing.

Whatever text that is it is ugly.

This was in the prime of the autism larp.


Where the fuck did that money come from?!

Look how far we've come.

That's all she wrote. Theres plenty of art I didnt post cause man there was a lot.

 

[Button Moon]

Bee's papa David Crisp claims he has Asperger's Syndrome and his two children are autistic on his linked in:

 

[large_farva]

First off, why are you posting this repeatedly throughout the farms? I’ve seen your same message, word for word, in 2 threads now.

Next, I’m not going to take your word for it. Come back with proof or don’t come back at all. No one here is going to do the digging for you.

Finally, because you couldn’t be bothered to back up your claims, I did take a moment to dig about 6 months back into her facebook profile. I found none of what you claimed about fraudulent fundraising, or mysterious-disease claiming. In fact she claims some pretty ‘common’ diseases. And she looks like she’s got some emotional/intellectual issues which is a different ballgame (versus what this thread’s content is supposed to be about: Munchausen’s).

Edit - she’s admittedly autistic, has an issue with her eyes, and is unable to speak (didn’t uncover why, possibly related to epilepsy). she has a supposed service dog for her epilepsy. she’s posing with vog masks. Even now after my edits I hesitate to accuse her of being a full-on munchie, being as both autism and epilepsy are legitimately disabling conditions, and she definitely looks like an autist if nothing else. A helmet-wearing wheelchair-using autistic isn’t uncommon, especially if they’re totally nonverbal + have muscular or seizure issues. It’s more about safety than it is because they’re unable to walk.

Either way, a possible sped-munchie to add to the collection. Interesting.

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And then, no clue who “jay” is or why he posts for her, if “jay” is even real.
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Vogmask
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LMAO, “princess change”
And the “partnerships and advocates” thing is sketch. Munchie for profit?
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Because I was told to add it to the general munchausen thread on my othe post. So I did. If you had followed her and look on her page it's clear to see. She claims to have paralysed arms then signs perfectly. Claims she can't talk raises money for a speach device then is able to talk again. Emotional issues yes, but she isn't stupid she is very intelligent. I will look for proof now for you seeing as you want it


Here are a few snippets. It's alot to go through. I don't know how to share her videos but they are more effective in showing her lies. As you can see I'm not the only one who knows she is faking. If you want to look go ahead. If not I don't really care as that's your choice. Any way it's hard to get it into a screen shot but I hope you can at least kind of see how she goes from being severely mentaly and physically disabled to being of sound mind. Able to do make up draw as well as other things that call for fine motor skills and something you wouldn't be able to do during paralysis. The one that's a perticular miracle, is how she takes pictures of her self having a seizure and as most people with epilepsy or seizures can tell you. You're unable to do that when having a seizure




This all fromsj

She isn't actually diagnosed with epilepsy she has been told they're non epileptic and that she needs CBT she has admitted this openly but refuses to accept its not epilepsy. Yes autism and epilepsy are genuine conditions if you have them. She definitely plays on hers at times though

here's when she was first brought up ^^^

And here's an early pic, it's posted somewhere back near those quotes,
what a transformation!

 

[A Detachable Penis]

Funny how all the munchies were focusing on autism awhile back and then moved on to the next hot thing.

Bernadette Crisp actually went and got a feeding tube in about 2018? She was eating solids in a live in 2017. Literally following the same pattern as all the other munchies. Even started with the EDS.

Autism? Fuck that. Those headphones magically disappear and reappear all the time. Also, I counted four different ones before I kept forgetting to count.

 

[large_farva]

"My mom said I could be anything so I decided to play rétarded on the internet!"

Best quote ever, referencing Bee

edit to add:

Find out why this teenager says Rushden Lakes is like a mini Disneyland

A wheelchair-bound teenager has praised a shopping centre for its accessibility and warm welcome from staff.

www.northantstelegraph.co.uk

Positivity When You Have A Disability With “Bee” Crisp (Sensory Matters #17)

This week Jenny talks to Bee about positivity when you have a disability. Bee runs two Facebook pages as well as doing many different things! Very strange as when this was filmed when Bee was non-verbal. She has worked so hard and currently has her speech ...

chewigem.podbean.com

podcast from 2018 - in attachments

Spoiler: Poorly written summary

-At 16, she started experiencing numbness and dizziness but had 'signs and symptoms' all my life
-Claims EDS
-Started screaming in pain and having tremors. "I was walking like an old lady"
-Homeschooled because at age 14, school decided Bee was too complex for public school
-Mum says it's very hard
-"The authority were happy with that"
-Hints of social services involvement
-Bee hated public school because of bullying
-Diagnosed with autism at age 14
-Inklings at age 6
-8 years for a diagnosis of autism
-But mom also knew since 17 months because bee screamed
-autism dx was a great thing because ???
-because she's so special (cough cough, tardbux)
-oh bee, you're so fucking positive, how tf do you do it?
-constant battle to think positive because life is short
-yeah but HOW? HOW DO YOU DO IT THOUGH? feeds her the answer
-where'd you learn this amazing skill?
-mom says not from her
-interviewer confused, fascinating, because she knows the family is "close and supportive"
-slowly started to accept things
-dreamed accepting being exceptional
-had a dream the night before she "changed" about how she'd be in a wheelchair forever then woke up and needed a wheelchair FOREVER!! wow, weird.
-Bee suddenly waking up tarded traumatized her brother
-bee laughs after this comment, certainly not fucking intentional
-bee used to be blank faced but smiles all the time now
-gee, most people would be sad if they woke up so tarded, but bee you just do it so happily, u r amazing
-so back to autism, what was that like?
-didn't understand conversation, couldn't remember what they said, what it meant
-but bee, you communicate very well, what was the issue?
-bee says stuck in her own world
-what brought you out of the world? because you sure talk plenty! Bee laughs
-bee says it was her art, her lovely art, please buy her art
-so what other autism traits ya got, bitch?
-anger issues, emotional understanding, socializing in person, eye contact
-bee doesn't like red because autism/synesthesia
( don't worry, she has recovered, her page features a recent photo with red fake rose petals)
-bee totally freaked out because of red
-so why can you laugh but not talk bee?
-it's very complicated but it all started with slurred speech, then a possible seizure, then i could talk again, then started to lose control of her mouth, then drooled, tongue flopped out
-it is because of the neurological condition
-lost friends. isolated. has friends now
-forgot to mention how you forgot to mention one of your autism traits is sensitivity to sounds, because you are wearing ear protection right now, bee, is that one of your autism traits???
-oh yeah, yes. removing ear protection would make her freak out
-looked up wheelchair sports, chose basketball, showed up and did everything amazingly well without any practice
-"I was on the road to becoming a paralympic athlete and was going to train in england once every few months with my team"
-"I never got to, as it became so dangerous for me. I started blanking out and smashing into the walls"
- Bee says you are spashul the way you are and should smile because bad things can happen
-oh and bee you also forgot to mention your autism trait that brought you on the show today to sponsor the autism chewies!!! which ones are your favorite and what do you like about them??
-likes chewies to be fashionable
-what are your plans for the future, bee?
-to keep faking!
-boy that must be exhausting
-don't look for a cure, accept whatever is wrong with you

*bee has overcome her fear of red since this interview

And the girl who sent the message to Bee that got called out, quick check that facebook profile, she's someone who has been brought up here before.

 

[John_Smith]

Bee's father has already contacted the Farms once; here's the thread for those who missed it. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/2019-...d-disability-hate-crime-in-british-law.61627/ The usual bluster and nonsense.

 

[Special spoonie]

This might clear some things up... or not?
fans ain’t happy.