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Zappin’ And Spazzin’ said:
By that logic, why is he going to play Animal Crossing? He already has a house and a neighborhood, dood
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Because any nudnik can have a house. Anyone can live in a neighborhood. It takes a real mature responsible logical adult to have a spouse and maintain 120% faith to them, even when tempted with pixelated titties and side quests where your in-game avatar is merely an extension of you as a whole. One can't maintain that position and entertain the idea of having relations with the opposite sex in a piece of interactive entertainment.

But, it's totally cool to talk about shitty dicks and drop loads of dollars on sweaty, muscly, buff, beefy men while playing bejeweled.
 
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You guys ever read something and feel like it's too on-the-nose, but whatever the DSP fan equivalent of Poe's Law is prevents you from knowing if it's real or not?

https://overrustlelogs.xyz/stalk?channel=darksydephil&nick=beastbod
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Jesus Christ, I could taste the autism just by reading these logs.

Phil attracts some of the most exceptional people in the world. Unbelievable.

I’m really starting to think that an end-to-end psychological research development program centering DSP and his entourage would produce significant literature associated with the nebulous world of online autism and exceptional personalities.
 
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I'm pretty sure he does the skipping relationship thing because of an autistic mixture of being afraid that Kat will get mad or something like that at him aping wolf whistles and sex lines from the TV like he used to do, and this is just a semi-recent thing he does to try and project to himself that he's a faithful and great husband. Actually, the latter mix makes sense, because he's still trying to lie about how he and Kat were made for each other and shit, so this is him trying desperately to keep that ruse to protect his malignant ego.

Oh, and I forgot the other reason; it allows him to skip content for all games so he can spend more time whining about life on twitter and drinking gin while watching naked men fight.
 
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I was catching up with his DK64 stuff and in very first pre-stream he goes to the restroom, but just right before that - he takes a big sip. lol Not sure if piggy knows but liquid not travel that fast in your body to immediately get rid of it.
 
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Edit: "Some people only show up if I'm playing new games dood!"
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Not just new, but HYPED UP games (((except he goes King of Retro and plays old as shit classics he's bad at, but they were also HYPED UP during their time))). I don't get it. Assclown Burnell does understand that there are other games than those with a 10/10 rating? (((But those won't make him money because people hate them, Phil says, and they won't make him money, Phil says, views for not hyped games are bad, Phil says))).
As a normal gamer I'm not interested in any game I see, but it's also not my job to play them. Just give them a try, maybe you like them, maybe people like them, and even if they're bad or mediocre still try to have fun, jackass. Bad games have never stopped him before, in fact he chose those deliberately, and he shet all over really good games. So where is the standard exactly? He's all about cheap views and money, so boring and predictable.
 
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Not just new, but HYPED UP games (((except he goes King of Retro and plays old as shit classics he's bad at, but they were also HYPED UP during their time))). I don't get it. Assclown Burnell does understand that there are other games than those with a 10/10 rating? (((But those won't make him money because people hate them, Phil says, and they won't make him money, Phil says, views for not hyped games are bad, Phil says))).
As a normal gamer I'm not interested in any game I see, but it's also not my job to play them. Just give them a try, maybe you like them, maybe people like them, and even if it' s bad or mediocre still try to have fun, jackass. Bad games have never stopped him before, in fact he chose those, and he shet all over really good games. It's all about views and money, this is so boring and predictable.
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the turbo grafx mini meme will be him pretending to be good at retro games, again
 
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You guys ever read something and feel like it's too on-the-nose, but whatever the DSP fan equivalent of Poe's Law is prevents you from knowing if it's real or not?

https://overrustlelogs.xyz/stalk?channel=darksydephil&nick=beastbod
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Legit autism, I'm afraid:

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(http://archive.li/wip/jKV4r) + (http://archive.li/ZMroz)

Playing the role of DSP Fan Profiler here, he seems to be the typical "I've been watching your content since 1871!"-fan:

- at least 22 to 25 years old (started watching DSP at age 11-14)
- (socially) awkward/spergy/slow in the head
- starts showering DSP with money to get noticed

All I'm still missing is something along the lines of "Your videos helped me through difficult times/depression/a bad case of diarrhea!"

But yeah, looks like DSP found himself another ♿ with money to burn. Always interesting to see how long they actually manage to stick around, since these people tend to pop up out of nowhere from time to time, only to randomly disappear.
 
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Adamska said:
I'm pretty sure he does the skipping relationship thing because of an autistic mixture of being afraid that Kat will get mad or something like that at him aping wolf whistles and sex lines from the TV like he used to do, and this is just a semi-recent thing he does to try and project to himself that he's a faithful and great husband. Actually, the latter mix makes sense, because he's still trying to lie about how he and Kat were made for each other and shit, so this is him trying desperately to keep that ruse to protect his malignant ego.

Oh, and I forgot the other reason; it allows him to skip content for all games so he can spend more time whining about life on twitter and drinking gin while watching naked men fight.
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I think Phil might be into guys and this further proves it. And this isn't a "lol Phil's ghey" thing. But he's always gotta hype himself up and be this ultra manly, ultra badass Chad McDudebro. As has been said before he constantly made sexual comments about women in video games, lots of cock/balls/gay jokes, has had very few 'public' relationships that we know about. And every time we've seen him on camera with a woman he's been awkward as fuck. And the wrestling thing is a little weird too. I mean I can't lie, Randy Orton is a sexy dude but like...I'm not gonna watch 15 hours of wrestling a week and spend $40k getting all the characters and upgrade. I don't have the stamina to edge that hard for that long.

And I'll even give him a pass on that. Everyone gets a little awkward around their love interests, especially on camera and you've got tons of sociopathic detractors trying to kill you, ruin all your lives and eat all your steaks. But there's been times Panda was legit thirsting for some darksydedick (this was before she left him for Tevin and Tyrone) and not a peep from the man. What 30 year old dude would pass on smashing his 21 year old girlfriend into Oblivion?

Could be wrong. Hit me with that autism badge if you like. Like I said, not trying to bust on the dude or go for a lowball "teehee ur gay" joke...just saying some lines are adding up a little. And even if he's not...here you go DSP gave you some new material for your next begathon. All your woes, muh depression, lashing out, financial issues and everything was compensating for being in the closet. The world is harsh, judgmental and homophobic and DSP didn't know what to do because no one explained anything. Now his life is ruined due to the world discriminating against him. That's the real "behind the scenes" reason he lost his job, partnerships, friendships, and everything else. Get some pity bucks on his side and maybe gain some fans back if he pulls it off convincingly enough.
 
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Could be wrong. Hit me with that autism badge if you like. Like I said, not trying to bust on the dude or go for a lowball "teehee ur gay" joke...just saying some lines are adding up a little. And even if he's not...here you go DSP gave you some new material for your next begathon. All your woes, muh depression, lashing out, financial issues and everything was compensating for being in the closet. The world is harsh, judgmental and homophobic and DSP didn't know what to do because no one explained anything. Now his life is ruined due to the world discriminating against him. That's the real "behind the scenes" reason he lost his job, partnerships, friendships, and everything else. Get some pity bucks on his side and maybe gain some fans back if he pulls it off convincingly enough.
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i had to lie about being gay otherwise tervin would have swatted my ass
 
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I know I know reaction images are cancer etc - but for visualisation purposes:

This is how I like to imagine Dave's face as he scrolls through the farms and reads a post about how his marriage is a sham and his wife hates him. He grips the chipped mug of gin tighter and involuntarily right clicks the post and sighs inwardly as no "Ban" option presents itself.
 
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View attachment 1163743I know I know reaction images are cancer etc - but for visualisation purposes:

This is how I like to imagine Dave's face as he scrolls through the farms and reads a post about how his marriage is a sham and his wife hates him. He grips the chipped mug of gin tighter and involuntarily right clicks the post and sighs inwardly as no "Ban" option presents itself.
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more like this

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I'm sure that this isn't the first time that someone asks this but, I mean, how DOES someone even end up like that? Really, that may sound pretty gay, but someone with enough time to waste should do a case study on DSP, all of his amazing feats and personality. Is it malice? Is it stupidity? Is it both and/or something else? You could probably build a PhD on psychology about DSP by himself. Probably nobody has that much time to waste, and even if that person does, they're probably not smart enough for this in the first place.
 
DSP's ego is bi-polar as fuck. One week it's "I could go to jail guys! Please tip!" then the next it's "I'm not going to jail and anyone who said I am is an idiot!" then it's "I could lose the house guys! Please tip!" then it's "I'm not going to lose the house and anyone who said I am is an idiot!"

This guy wants to beg and cry poor while constantly flexing about how great his life is. It's amazing, only in clown world could such a person exist.
 
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Legit autism, I'm afraid:

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(http://archive.li/wip/jKV4r) + (http://archive.li/ZMroz)

Playing the role of DSP Fan Profiler here, he seems to be the typical "I've been watching your content since 1871!"-fan:

- at least 22 to 25 years old (started watching DSP at age 11-14)
- (socially) awkward/spergy/slow in the head
- starts showering DSP with money to get noticed

All I'm still missing is something along the lines of "Your videos helped me through difficult times/depression/a bad case of diarrhea!"

But yeah, looks like DSP found himself another ♿ with money to burn. Always interesting to see how long they actually manage to stick around, since these people tend to pop up out of nowhere from time to time, only to randomly disappear.
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Look at those animals, probably another Furry

I honestly havent encounter any legit DSP fan that doesn't have at least one or two of the following traits:

Furry
Gay
Autistic
Wheelchair symbol
Mentally ret4rded and dumb
 
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