Welp, I think we can all agree that Corona-Chan has officially left that skanky strip club down by the airport and is now in her clubbing clothes twerking at that high end club.
Just got advised that it might be prudent to have 90 days of food, water, and medications.
A friend of mine is betting that this is going to have a 2% death rate here in America and that Bernie and the rest can campaign all they want, but it'll be martial law by August.
Personally, I think he's as crazy as he's always been. He spent a lot of time at Ft Meade, Fort Dietrich, and Red Stone, so he's always been a little weird. I figure here in the west it's gonna be closer to 0.5%.
As to why they haven't done more stringent measures? Well, let's see: The State Department flat out ignores BADORANGEMAN if they want to. The Dems are out to sabotage anything in order to make Trump look bad, fuck how many peasants have to die. People start screaming about their rights if you try to quarantine them. Stopping flights is racism. Dem governors are flat out lying on Twitter and would do the opposite of what Trump said if Trump told them not to drink battery acid.
If you prepare for stuff like this, you get called names. If you worry about obvious dangers and hazards, you get called names.
Hell, look on Twitter. The same people posting "It's just a flu, bro" wouldn't know influenza if it hit them in the face until they were choking to death. They're also the same ones who are saying Trump isn't doing enough but even THREE DAYS AGO were saying Trump was being alarmist.
America's turned into a nation of goddamn entitled morons.
The majority of the damage Corona-Chan's gonna do here in America? It's going to be because the public does it to themselves.
But, don't panic till you see the military bases locked down and the National Guard called up. Then, just worry a little and take care of yourself.
Remember what they teach you in SERE: Panic kills. Keep your head on your shoulders and you can get your way through anything.
And remember, Kiwi: Smile to yourself and hug your loved ones. It actually improves your immune system.