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If someone does nut in the manky snatch, where does the nut go?

Does it have to be cleaned out?

Because there is no way in hell that Kevin will clean it out.

With all the scabs and pus, the nut is probably going to enter his bloodstream.

That's when the fun begins.
They're supposed to douche* it out, but yeah, Kevin is way too lazy and gross to bother.

*I remember way back in the day of internet troonery (like 97-98) I once saw a heated discussion about whether it was transphobic or not to use "douchebag" as an insult since MTFs need to douche regularly after stink ditch installation. I will never get used to the idea that this niche of degenerate autism is something people are taking seriously in this year of our lord.
 
If someone does nut in the manky snatch, where does the nut go?

Does it have to be cleaned out?

Because there is no way in hell that Kevin will clean it out.

With all the scabs and pus, the nut is probably going to enter his bloodstream.

That's when the fun begins.

Do you think he froze a sperm sample before he got the chop, so he could squirt it into his frankenvag and pretend he's impregnating himself?
 
is this a random.txt?
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Kevin being an asshole to a fellow freak
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he's getting dangerously close to being one of those troons who claim to get periods
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further evidence Kev just sits on his ass, whacking off and smoking weed all day
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is the plan B for when they realize they can't repay their start-up loan selling alpaca fleece and plastic ear rings?
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neovag fun
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but also neovag complications
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can i just say that the particular way Kevin refers to 'my body' all the time when he's bragging about his front hole is just magnificently fucking creepy 👌
 
Troons: Everything is healing a m a z i n g l y!! My body knows what to do!

Also troons: I'm bleeding! Lots of sloughing! I need silver nitrate! I have wound seperation!

I wonder if their wounds aren't healing because they not only were butchered but also because these guys don't care about personal hygiene.
 
is the plan B for when they realize they can't repay their start-up loan selling alpaca fleece and plastic ear rings?
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🦀 🦀 There's no new ranch 🦀 🦀


🦀 🦀 There's no new vag 🦀 🦀

but also neovag complications
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can i just say that the particular way Kevin refers to 'my body' all the time when he's bragging about his front hole is just magnificently fucking creepy 👌

🦀 🦀 Things are bad🦀 🦀
 


......93 days... and.... ITS STILL BLEEDING?!?!?!

I honest to god can't think of any medical procedure that would have "normal" bleeding 3 months after.

Also thumbs up to the Kiwi who called it that Kev would refer to it as a "period".

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I love how troons can turn so quick on their own. Its always someone trying to be nice and they get bitten.
 
I have to ask the question, with the move being pushed back has there been any mention of how they are going to move all their alpacas? I'd assume it's a fairly difficult task, one they'd probably need to hire a truck/trailer for. The move date being pushed back would mean having to reorganise hiring the truck and as they only seem to find out about it being pushed back at the last moment that's gotta be messing someone around right?

Or, as has already been suggested, there is no new ranch.
 
I have to ask the question, with the move being pushed back has there been any mention of how they are going to move all their alpacas? I'd assume it's a fairly difficult task, one they'd probably need to hire a truck/trailer for. The move date being pushed back would mean having to reorganise hiring the truck and as they only seem to find out about it being pushed back at the last moment that's gotta be messing someone around right?

Or, as has already been suggested, there is no new ranch.

Do they have any yet? They might be planning on buying some once they are there.
 
I have to ask the question, with the move being pushed back has there been any mention of how they are going to move all their alpacas? I'd assume it's a fairly difficult task, one they'd probably need to hire a truck/trailer for. The move date being pushed back would mean having to reorganise hiring the truck and as they only seem to find out about it being pushed back at the last moment that's gotta be messing someone around right?

Or, as has already been suggested, there is no new ranch.

Well, that's the thing. Initially I just took the claim of moving at face value. They were about to close, they were all packed. No reason to lie about that, really. But then it got pushed back. And again and again. And then they started blaming the mortgage company, which doesn't hold a lot of water. Then it was the guy who supposedly didn't live there. Then they haven't set a closing date at all, which suggest they haven't even had their offer accepted, which makes it WAY too soon to pack. To me, it now seems like they are merely looking at moving, and Kev doesn't understand how that process work. I think _01 or AnOminous (EDIT: Probably @Shield Breaker ) was the first one to say the whole thing is a scam, and they're proven more and more correct every day. You make a very good point about moving the livestock, I never thought of that. There is no possible way to keep pushing those arrangements back if they had made them. Anyone who would be able to move animals en mass like that would have a real company with real schedules and fees, especially for cancellations. Another point in the scam column.

Do they have any yet? They might be planning on buying some once they are there.

They have a bunch. And even some fawns or whatever they're called. Is the YouTube page linked here? Maybe it should be. The, uh, voice of the videographer seems to match the scenario presented.
 
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They have an Etsy selling alpaca wool so I assume so.

I thought it was 'alpaca wool' in the same sense Kevin has a 'vagina.'

Well, that's the thing. Initially I just took the claim of moving at face value. They were about to close, they were all packed. No reason to lie about that, really. But then it got pushed back. And again and again. And then they started blaming the mortgage company, which doesn't hold a lot of water. Then it was the guy who supposedly didn't live there. Then they haven't set a closing date at all, which suggest they haven't even had their offer accepted, which makes it WAY too soon to pack. To me, it now seems like they are merely looking at moving, and Kev doesn't understand how that process work. I think _01 or AnOminous was the first one to say the whole thing is a scam, and they're proven more and more correct every day. You make a very good point about moving the livestock, I never thought of that. There is no possible way to keep pushing those arrangements back if they had made them. Anyone who would be able to move animals en mass like that would have a real company with real schedules and fees, especially for cancellations. Another point in the scam column.



They have a bunch. And even some fawns or whatever they're called. Is the YouTube page linked here? Maybe it should be. The, uh, voice of the videographer seems to match the scenario presented.

I must have missed the youtube page, but yeah, I was thinking that it was a grift of some sort.
 
but also neovag complications
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can i just say that the particular way Kevin refers to 'my body' all the time when he's bragging about his front hole is just magnificently fucking creepy 👌

Imagine putting toxic and corrosive silver nitrate on your non-healed crotch wound. Just imagine that. Why not bathe in bleach as well and roll around in arsenic powder while you're at it? It will give you a great Victorian complexion. Very feminine. Much woman.
 
I thought the whole "moving to X if Trumpalofagous wins" was established as empty bullshit last time, are people really trying the same thing again?
I always love the "I'll just move to Canada" shit, as if Canada doesnt have immigration controls. Canada has ejected university-degreed refugees because their autistic kids would be too much of a strain on their socialized healthcare system, but I'm sure a bunch of festering trannies and their pack of fuzz-camels would be let right in. (although, it is Canada...)
 
Imagine putting toxic and corrosive silver nitrate on your non-healed crotch wound. Just imagine that. Why not bathe in bleach as well and roll around in arsenic powder while you're at it? It will give you a great Victorian complexion. Very feminine. Much woman.

While Silver Nitrate is used in wound treatment, it's for hypergranulation and calloused skin. You definitely don't want it near healthy skin and god forbid you put it on an open wound.
 
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