Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[Good Joe]

With Maddox's long declining popularity, tarnished reputation and basically nonexistent work ethic, can he ever recover to modicum of popularity?
Or we die, only to be remembered as a obscure thing from the 2000's?

 

[break these cuffs]

With Maddox's long declining popularity, tarnished reputation and basically nonexistent work ethic, can he ever recover to modicum of popularity?
Or we die, only to be remembered as a obscure thing from the 2000's?

Maddox is a relic of a bygone era and the perfect example of why he should have been left there.

 

[Adamska]

With Maddox's long declining popularity, tarnished reputation and basically nonexistent work ethic, can he ever recover to modicum of popularity?
Or we die, only to be remembered as a obscure thing from the 2000's?

He'll die a spiteful narcissistic cuck, his only legacy being the biggest idiot in the universe.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

With Maddox's long declining popularity, tarnished reputation and basically nonexistent work ethic, can he ever recover to modicum of popularity?
Or we die, only to be remembered as a obscure thing from the 2000's?

Maddox has no future to speak of. As mentioned earlier, Dick gave Maddox second wind with TBP. Otherwise his dead and gay career would have bookended with his appearance on Bullshit as nothing more than a punchline. Maddox ackchually owes Dick big time for helping his career limp along another few years and Saddox repays Dick by suing him and canceling his shows. Very ungrateful and disrespectful.

 

[Marvin]

Maddox has no future to speak of. As mentioned earlier, Dick gave Maddox second wind with TBP. Otherwise his dead and gay career would have bookended with his appearance on Bullshit as nothing more than a punchline. Maddox ackchually owes Dick big time for helping his career limp along another few years and Saddox repays Dick by suing him and canceling his shows. Very ungrateful and disrespectful.

They're kinda symbiotic that way.

 

[break these cuffs]

They're kinda symbiotic that way.

Why would you ever think that? Dick doesn't need Maddox. Dick has thousands of dumb faggots he can pull from his discord to record pathetic faggotry about. Dick is the star. Maddox needs Dick. He will forever fail at everything without him. He will jerk himself off into irrelevancy without a foil to challenge him. Hol' up...

 

[Robert James]

And I was there for most of it too, the only thing I'll remotely miss is the lack of corporatism, since I had to deal with the shitty tech for so long it gives me brain tumors just thinking about having to wait for minutes for a site to load.

I do not miss dial up, I do not miss when search engines did not exist. I much prefer the improved infrastructure and lowered bar.

I think people miss the culture back then more than the actual system. Back then you could join a website and post NIGGER in big black, or FAGOT in rainbow letters and no one would try to ruing your life for it. You could go to youtube and find a shitty copy of whatever T.V. series you wanted to see without adds and you didn't have to be recommended drag kid content. You didn't have facebook or twitter, both of which are almost necessary now to have a social life, banning you for luke warm boomer takes. You didn't have dating sites and apps ruining the collective dating pool. You didn't have 20 different subscription models you had to pay into to watch content you wanted. Websites did not try to shove their opinions down your throat I never had to worry about my fan sight for bionicle changing the front page to trans rights and having all major conversations derailed by a mod with programmer socks. Now everything is sanitized and so corporatized, sure I would never go back to internet 1.0 but when I open a news article to 5 ads that links to a youtube video with four that features the story of a trans albino wrestler I pine for it.

Madox was like TGWTG or other internet 1.0 tumors most of us were fagoty preteens when we discovered them and at the time someone screaming at a product was new, inventive and allowed us to get our childish opinions on something reinforced. They were never really funny or creative they were just the first nerds to break through the barrier to entry and became E-celebs because of it.

 

[Sped Xing]

Maddox will not be remembered for once being "more popular than KFC.com"

He will be remembered for the lolsuit.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Why would you ever think that? Dick doesn't need Maddox. Dick has thousands of dumb faggots he can pull from his discord to record pathetic faggotry about. Dick is the star. Maddox needs Dick. He will forever fail at everything without him. He will jerk himself off into irrelevancy without a foil to challenge him. Hol' up...

Dick needs Maddox too as we saw with the Mintsalad debacle. Dick was rapidly spiraling down to lolcowdom until Maddox did some petty shit that breathed new life into TDS for a few weeks. At a minimum, Dick needs someone to rage and laugh at or else he flounders.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

You didn't have facebook or twitter, both of which are almost necessary now to have a social life,

Lol what, no.

 

[Pissmaster]

That just looks like a Harbor Freight catalog

Maddox will not be remembered for once being "more popular than KFC.com"

He will be remembered for the lolsuit.

I always thought that was a weird thing to compare himself to, even back in the day. Nobody goes to corporate websites when they don't have to, they've always been hellholes. During web 1.0, they were Flash-based shitshows running at 3fps that'd bring your computer to a crawl, and now in web 2.0 they've got so many trackers and so much Javascript bullshit going on that they're still a hassle to use. And half the time, they don't even have the information you want, because they want you to install their app.

 

[hauntedgraffiti]

Maddox will not be remembered for once being "more popular than KFC.com"

You can always count on George to construct the most flimsy, pathetic scaffolding of exaggerations possible to inflate his ego.

For example, how he constantly calls himself a NYTimes best selling author: it's technically true, if you qualify it with "specifically in the comedy section of the NYTimes best seller list in the dead of summer." (It might be interesting to find out what charted on the best seller list the same week as Alphabet of Manliness.)

Or being "#1 in iTunes comedy albums" with his dumbass "podcast album" that came out on a week where nothing else of import came out, so he's competing with actually successful years old albums.

On another note -It's unfortunate that Godzilla vs. Podcast Zero is back with a new "season", because I have to think about what the actual fuck is a podcast season. What the fuck does that even mean? You're not on TV George. You're not on radio. You're on Tito the Pedo's $30 MP3 player and that's about it.

Also, the show is now on a bi-weekly schedule - just like his other failed podcast. You can already hear the death knells.

 

[Marvin]

Maddox will not be remembered for once being "more popular than KFC.com"

He will be remembered for the lolsuit.

I always thought that was a weird thing to compare himself to, even back in the day. Nobody goes to corporate websites when they don't have to, they've always been hellholes. During web 1.0, they were Flash-based shitshows running at 3fps that'd bring your computer to a crawl, and now in web 2.0 they've got so many trackers and so much Javascript bullshit going on that they're still a hassle to use. And half the time, they don't even have the information you want, because they want you to install their app.

Yeah, I forgot about that. I'm thinking of this page, which doesn't mention KFC, but y'know, once maddox thinks he's got something clever, he won't shut up about it. So I'm sure he rambled on and on about it.

Like, in the old article, he talks like the advertising revenue they spent was to get people to go to their websites, instead of, y'know, just going and pissing away money on greasy hamburgers at the store proper.

Unless they were running some sort of promotion that involved the website, then no, they don't give a shit about the websites, that's fucking dumb.

Corporations didn't really seem to care much about the internet until the social media era, and then they dove in enthusiastically. And in the social media era? Let's take a look at KFC's twitter follower count (1.4m) vs Maddox' (29.1k). (lol I just noticed that cwc is following KFC)

 

[Pissmaster]

Or being "#1 in iTunes comedy albums" with his dumbass "podcast album" that came out on a week where nothing else of import came out, so he's competing with actually successful years old albums.

My favorite part about that claim was that the iTunes comedy album section is so dead, fans were able to extrapolate via Santa Cuck's charting that Maddox only got like 50 sales. That's apparently all you need to chart on there.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I still kinda miss pre-woke cracked.com.

#MeToo. I used to participate there in their Craption contests and Photoshop contests. I actually won one of the Photoshop contests There was a forum game people played called Eat Poop You Cat, or something like that. Good times.

Seanbaby sucks, but After Hours was fun.

Seanbaby was awesome. Some of the funniest written content on the site. I liked Agents of Cracked and Cody Johnson had some good stuff.

Because those were far better times, where downloading even small patches for games like Daggerfall or HOI could be casually yeeted by the folks getting a call or you couldn't get the net for days because a line was down, or it just didn't feel like loading.

Face it, web 1.0 sucked dick, and it's hilarious that the reminiscing is even trying to pretend said shit was any good.

We reminisce for the same reason boomers reminisce about playing records. Sure, now nobody wants to move a needle around or flip a record over to hear the second half. I got the internet in my late teens, early twenties, and especially during discovering pot and alcohol, things were just more fun back then.

Maddox has no future to speak of. As mentioned earlier, Dick gave Maddox second wind with TBP. Otherwise his dead and gay career would have bookended with his appearance on Bullshit as nothing more than a punchline. Maddox ackchually owes Dick big time for helping his career limp along another few years and Saddox repays Dick by suing him and canceling his shows. Very ungrateful and disrespectful.

Why would you ever think that? Dick doesn't need Maddox. Dick has thousands of dumb faggots he can pull from his discord to record pathetic faggotry about. Dick is the star. Maddox needs Dick. He will forever fail at everything without him. He will jerk himself off into irrelevancy without a foil to challenge him. Hol' up...

Depends on how you look at it. Dick was definitely the talent, but Maddox was the "big" name. Would Dick be where he is without Maddox and TBP? Would TBP lasted as long as it did without Dick? Would TDS have gained traction without Maddox stepping on all the rakes? Would The Best Debate have limped along if Maddox didn't act like Maddox? From the little I listened of TBD, Rukka making fun of Maddox was just as fun as Dick making fun of Maddox during TBP.

 

[Robert James]

Lol what, no.

Unless your working minimum wage or have years of experience hiring firms activley tell you that you need them. Depending on your job HR will activley ignore your resume or doc points from it if you don't have either.Admitedly this is more so for entry level coporate positions and out of the three companies I've worked for the past three years two held classes on managing your facebook for professional use.

 

[Gangster Talk]

Unless your working minimum wage or have years of experience hiring firms activley tell you that you need them. Depending on your job HR will activley ignore your resume or doc points from it if you don't have either.Admitedly this is more so for entry level coporate positions and out of the three companies I've worked for the past three years two held classes on managing your facebook for professional use.

Weird, I guess it really depends your industry. In my last job, the HR social media talk was essentially "if you're going to have a social media presence tied to your name, remember that you are representing us whether you want to or not, or better yet just don't fucking be on social media"

 

[Robert James]

Weird, I guess it really depends your industry. In my last job, the HR social media talk was essentially "if you're going to have a social media presence tied to your name, remember that you are representing us whether you want to or not, or better yet just don't fucking be on social media"

With my jobs the rule was scrub your social media clean and update linked in once a month, you barely have to be on them but you have to own them. It's also a way to control milenials since you can follow their facebook and see when they are slacking off.

I feel like this is getting off topic so to bring it back to Maddox considering his history online can he actually get a job nowadays or is he shit out of luck? I think that's the reason he's still fucking with Dick, he's invested to much into fucking dick over and now he can't turn back. He used all his bridges as kindling to light dicks and now he has nothing but embers.

 

[Sped Xing]

I can't believe the shit white collar types have to put up with. "Scrub your social media?" Jesus. I've been at a point in my life where scooping old cow pus out of a trough was something I did to eat, but at least no one was worried about if I said something naughty on faeboo. These are dark times.

There are plenty of jobs Maddox could get that pay plenty to live without stressing about money and save for retirement. Not everyone has to be a "face of the company" type. I spend most of my work time listening to WATP and Wolfnacht.

No, Maddox' problem isn't *getting* a job. It's *keeping* a job if he somehow summoned the sack to go drive a truck or work in a factory or whatever. Nobody may care if you have a stupid website, but they *will* care if you can't show up to work, whine about being asked to do too much, and build narcissistic injury vendettas against the other workers.

Maddox couldn't be a valuable employee. Whether he knows that, deep down, or has just built up a wall of cope that protects him from getting fired by never getting hired? That's a question for the sages.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Wow holy fuck am I glad I avoided white collar anything. That's hilarious, you poor bastards.
I'm also glad I'm not Maddox.

At any rate I think his obsession with Dick has convinced him that even if he tried, Dicks relentless legion of doom will bombard the employer with lies and slander thus ruining his chances. Giving him another made up reason to hate him.He has to defeat Dick before he feels he can move on to anything. I think since he always hated people and held his fans in disdain any voices telling him to stop have long since faded into whispers that he cant even decipher, even if he dared to try.