Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Concurrent with le Coronavirus is the Turkey-backed invasion of Greece by migrants. Does anyone notice how unconcerned Ergodan is that his Muslim brothers and sisters will catch BoomerPlague?

Erdogan's level of concern for the Ummah is rivaled only by the Saud crime family.

 

[Slimy Time]

Tiny island of Malta is going to put Switzerland, Germany, France and Spain on the no travel list from tomorrow onwards (Italy already on it). No flights to and from will be permitted. They are also planning to fine anyone who does not comply with self quarantine €1000 after they got their 6th confirmed case. About time these European countries started holding these people who have this "it can't have happened to me, so I'll ignore it" attitude accountable and putting others at risk.

You look at somewhere like Singapore, they have had the virus for months now, it was one of the first places to get it after China. They still have only 166 confirmed infected out of a metropolitan city state of 5 million, and that's after a sudden jump from 90. They put harsh penalties on those that don't comply with containment rules - Fines or cancelling work/study permits if your a foreigner and booting them out.

Idk, governments have been too lax with getting this under control. Personally tired of reading about these selfish bastards who come from places with high infection levels and don't give a shit about containment and continue to not only go out and about, but seem to go to densly populated places/events.

 

[northstar747]

While you're coofing I'm cooming:

Hamsterkäufe – Coronavirus lässt Pornokäufe explodieren

Hamsterkäufe sind ein großes Thema in Zeiten von Corona. Doch diese Statistik macht stutzig: Es geht nicht um Konserven oder Klopapier, sondern um Erotikartikel!

www.bz-berlin.de

Panic buying - Corona virus causes burst of porn sales

As reported by "erotik.com", sales figures for erotic content have increased dramatically for some time.
On March 8th, sales have been even higher than the usual top selling day: Black Friday.
"This applies not only to video on demand but also DVDs. It seems that the users are also securing media that works without internet and is usable in quarantines for times of crisis.", says a spokesperson.

Orders from Nordrhein-Westfalen (the most affected German state) and Italy have almost tripled.

I knew my habbit of downloading porn, would pay off one day.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

Yet another AliExpress corona ad. Consume or die!

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Here's a response

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Live hearing on COVID-19

 

[ColtWalker1847]

There is an entire prepper sperg thread for this shit. Could you please post your bread recipes and whatever the fuck you do with rice and beans there?: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/general-prepper-sperging-thread.66663/

Please?

Thank you.

Yeah, sorry. That was my fault.
Pointing out how stupid and ill-conceived some of the hoarding is will inevitably draw some sperg to the thread to justify their 50lb bag of rice and pallet of 2-ply. It devolves from there.

 

[Godzilla1984]

Currently playing catch up with the thread.
At page: 653.

Nearly as bad as the Weeb Wars Megathread some days.

Sudbury has its first Covid-19 case
Archive

Spoiler: Article Text

Dr. Penny Sutcliffe, the Medical Officer of Health with Public Health Sudbury & Districts, confirmed late Tuesday the first positive case of Covid-19 in the Sudbury and Manitoulin districts.

The male in his 50s presented himself to the emergency department at Health Sciences North on March 7, the health unit said in a release.

The hospital took all necessary precautions and followed standard operating procedures, including infection control, testing, and assessment. Following testing, the patient was discharged home where he remains in self-isolation, following Public Health direction. The patient has experienced cough and shortness of breath (difficulty breathing).

While the Public Health investigation is ongoing, it is known that on March 2 and 3, this individual attended the PDAC (Prospectors & Developers Association of Canada) 2020 convention in Toronto. Public Health Sudbury & Districts is actively engaged in follow up and is collaborating with the Ministry of Health and the local health system.

“Having a confirmed case in our area is not unexpected given the transmission of this virus around the world,” Dr. Sutcliffe said. “Although this is concerning, as a community and as a health system, we have been preparing for Covid-19. Our focus is on breaking the chain of transmission to limit the spread of infection and as a precautionary measure, we are asking those who attended PDAC 2020 to monitor for symptoms for 14 days,” Dr. Sutcliffe said.

The Public Health Agency of Canada and the Ministry of Health advise all travellers to monitor their health for fever, cough, and difficulty breathing for 14 days after arriving back in Canada. If symptoms develop within 14 days, returning travellers are directed to self-isolate as quickly as possible and immediately call their health care professionals or public health to make arrangements to be tested.

Symptoms of Covid-19 can range from mild to severe and include fever, cough, and difficulty breathing (shortness of breath). Complications from the virus can include serious conditions, like pneumonia or kidney failure, and in some cases, death.

Spoiler: Power Level

So Corona-chan hit my neck off the woods.
Coworker went to PDAC.
I have a doctor's appointment in Sudbury at the end of the month.
F in the chat for me, lads.
All joking aside, running another goddamn stress test ranks higher on my fear index than Corona-chan lap dances.

Keep up the good work all.

Bad geology joke for the day:
Watson: Holmes! What kind of rock is this!
Holmes: Sedimentary, my dear Watson.

Thank you Dr. Purr. Very cool.

Edit: I hate mobile posting.

 

[Captain Ahab]

While you're coofing I'm cooming:

Hamsterkäufe – Coronavirus lässt Pornokäufe explodieren

Hamsterkäufe sind ein großes Thema in Zeiten von Corona. Doch diese Statistik macht stutzig: Es geht nicht um Konserven oder Klopapier, sondern um Erotikartikel!

www.bz-berlin.de

Panic buying - Corona virus causes burst of porn sales

As reported by "erotik.com", sales figures for erotic content have increased dramatically for some time.
On March 8th, sales have been even higher than the usual top selling day: Black Friday.
"This applies not only to video on demand but also DVDs. It seems that the users are also securing media that works without internet and is usable in quarantines for times of crisis.", says a spokesperson.

Orders from Nordrhein-Westfalen (the most affected German state) and Italy have almost tripled.

Someone should tell German boomers they can torrent that shit. But I’m glad Germans are living up to their stereotype.

 

[Noideawhattopick]

Someone should tell German boomers they can torrent that shit. But I’m glad Germans are living up to their stereotype.

If it isn't scat porn they aren't true German boomers.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Well, the "BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER IGNORE FOOD AND THINGS THAT MIGHT HELP" wave has finally hit my area after a good hold out. Upper Midwest if anyone cares for the area I'm in right now.

I'm legitimately confused why everyone is so focused on their assholes when it's a godamn respiratory illness. I feel like it's the black plague and the toilet paper people are the ones shoving posies in their noses to prevent the disease. This has really highlighted the stupidity of the masses to a degree in
didn't think I could get to. Like, BUY FOOD you fucking speds.

 

[ZMOT]

Coronavirus Conference Gets Canceled Because of Coronavirus

bond villains had telecommunicated meetings decades ago, long before the internet was a thing, but of course for a virus outbreak you have to meet in person.
you can't make this up...

E3 has been cancelled:

World’s biggest gaming event axed over coronavirus, reports say

E3, the world's biggest games conference, is about to be cancelled, according to reports. The Los Angeles event is just the latest to be pulled amid fears around the coronavirus, with organisers and officials cancelling large gatherings in an attempt to stop the spread of the disease. The...

www.independent.co.uk

hot damn, and there I was hoping corona-chan would take care of all those streamer and "influencer" tards the e3 is pandering to.

And like most eurofags you miss the forest for the trees because your government tells you to focus on the barch so you don't realize the massive dumpster fire behind it.

so everyone who disagrees is a eurofag? nice to know we reached 4chan level namecalling.

are you seriously thinking a basic bitch african "hospital" which boils down to a sun umbrella and a makeshift bed with maybe an IV will be of any help in northern italy where people need their lungs drained and blood oxidized? never mind that stuff doesn't suddenly stop being needed there, and people have been shitting on china for dumping people into crappy unfit shelters in this very thread. come on man, I know you're smarter than that.

as for the money, again, what for? if tourist businesses like restaurants are so stripped for cash, it's still italy that has to come up with a plan to get those people money NOW, no matter what the tards in brussels decide. same to prevent businesses from folding where any changes for taxes, rents, debts etc also have to come from the local government first. in the end money is useless if you have nothing to spend it on. a lot can be alleviated already by implementing emergency changes on a local and national level, you don't need the EU for that. you make it sound like every country can't make a fucking move without asking mommy merkel first, I thought only germans were that cucked.

and what you ultimately completely missed: you want shit to get bad to make people question the point of the EU. this sounds cold as fuck, but the eu sweeping in as shining knight only to fuck everybody even harder for the next decade after it blows over should be the last thing you want.

 

[NyQuilninja]

Minor power leveling I moonlight as an Instacart driver
We’ve had dozens of orders sometimes multiples from the same person(s)
For hand sanitizer bleach Lysol wipes or asspaper..... Sadly we’ve been telling people there is no hand sanitizer Lysol wipes even where I’m at. We had a Sam club worker telling us bottled water and other supplies are now limited on how much you can by at once. On a funny note the same Sam’s Club worker told me about the coronavirus is found in bleach and Lysol. ( because it says it on the bottle in reference to what it kills LOL )
We’ve had so many angry customers when we tell them that I’m sorry but we can’t get these items. And sending us out to multiple stores won’t help .

 

[Thorvald Stauning]

The Danish folketing are closing in on a Ban for all assemblies over 1000 people
Source:

Regeringen vil gennemføre hastelov mod større forsamlinger

De blå partier appellerede tidligere på dagen for en hasteændring på området.

nyheder.tv2.dk

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Someone was talking about people buying to resell, but not able to sell anything.

In Australia, Woolworths has already caught wind and is refusing to refund 'change of mind purchases' until further notice.

https://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/discover/about-us/returns-policy

From Wednesday 11 March 2020 until further notice, we will not provide a refund where you have simply changed your mind about products purchased from Woolworths in the following categories:

• Toilet paper
• Paper towel
• Tissues and serviettes
• Medicinal (pain relief)
• Cleaning (anti bacterial wipes, sprays and cleaners, disposable gloves)
• Feminine hygiene and incontinence
• Baby wipes
• Pasta and pasta sauce
• Canned food (fish, vegetables, soup, fruit and canned meals)
• Flour and Bread Mixes
• Cooking Oils
• Rice

Archive is coming, 100s of people in the queue, and now won't work.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Interview with a Corona Virus patient from New Jersey. Enlightening.

New Jersey patient fighting coronavirus unable to talk from illness

archived 11 Mar 2020 15:28:33 UTC

archive.is

 

[pull over dat ass too fat]

Should I go to the hospital if I have a rapid heart rate while I'm just laying around?

Spoiler

watch date wrong, correct date shown out-of-focus in the background

I've been sick for a long fucking time now but I think other illnesses can cause rapid heart rate as well

 

[GloriousRapeRabbit]

First letal case in sweden now.
according to swedish newspaper https://www.aftonbladet.se/

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Should I go to the hospital if I have a rapid heart rate while I'm just laying around?

Spoiler

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I've been sick for a long fucking time now but I think other illnesses can cause rapid heart rate as well

That's not really the defining symptom of the disease. What do you mean when you say you've been sick for a long time?

 

[Non-Expert!]

So is a race war or anything cool gonna pop off? Pretty sure my grandmother has it (waiting on test), but she’s a cunt so whatever.

Word on the street: The Wu-Flu only kills the Boomers and Silents who you actually want to spend time with. It is especially deadly to the ones with cool military stories to share, and for those who are great cooks, and bring us hot meals when we are sick. Those who are generous with their pocket books, and who are a loving and accepting presence in our lives should start making funeral arrangements.

Unfortunately, there appears to be a relationship between being a nasty, greedy, judgmental, demanding and manipulative cunt, old age, and heightened immunity to just about everything.

So sorry about that. Grandma will be back to her old self, in no time.

Might be global economic collapse

How about a nuclear war?

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Should I go to the hospital if I have a rapid heart rate while I'm just laying around?

Spoiler

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watch date wrong, correct date shown out-of-focus in the background

I've been sick for a long fucking time now but I think other illnesses can cause rapid heart rate as well

If all it is your BP then no. Stress will increase BP really quickly.