Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Pocket Dragoon]

Someone should tell German boomers they can torrent that shit. But I’m glad Germans are living up to their stereotype.

I dunno, sex-superstores are a pretty big thing for German boomers; picture Rule-34 Borders bookstores, but with dildos & viewing booths, and the coffeebar.

Also, I can only imagine the absolute state of business in the red lights and poof hauses. No doubt the German state will offer subsidies for hookers hard-hit by the Wu Flu.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Virgin TP hoarder vs. the Chad Bidet owner.

 

[pull over dat ass too fat]

That's not really the defining symptom of the disease. What do you mean when you say you've been sick for a long time?

Yeah I haven't seen it heavily associated unless I really look for it. I googled "heart rate covid-19" like a sperg.

I've been sick for like over a month and was told I had bronchitis a while back. I haven't been sleeping much/eating well because I've been catching up on work, so I guess that doesn't help. It def used to be worse but I still have a consistent low-grade fever & a cough.

edit:

Spoiler: my hands are shaky

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

Daily update:

Coronavirus figures are as follows for the UK.

27,476 tests have been issued.

Current infected is 456 (+83 on yesterday).

Starting to push towards the 100 a day mark so may see the move to Delay within the fortnight as expected.

Shame as a number of events I could be going to or be active for are unlikely to go ahead now due to the proximity of everyone and mass of people.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Word on the street: The Wu-Flu only kills the Boomers and Silents who you actually want to spend time with. It is especially deadly to the ones with cool military stories to share, those who are great cooks and bring us hot meals when we are sick, are generous with their pocket books, and who are a loving and accepting presence in our lives.

Unfortunately, there appears to be a relationship between being a nasty, greedy, judgmental, demanding and manipulative cunt, old age, and heightened immunity to just about everything.

So sorry about that. Grandma will be back to her old self, in no time.

This disease would be so much better if it targeted single women about 46 years of age, with no children, who are taking medication for chronic pain and have been on birth control since their teens. It would be great if it was transmitted through cat poo.

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They never took responsibility for their lives in the first place, using medicine to stifle natural responses. It's unfair they get to stick with their normal routines - sitting at home along every night binge watching sitcom reruns from the 90s - while the rest of the world suffers.

 

[JosephStalin]

If all it is your BP then no. Stress will increase BP really quickly.

Yup. Recommend buying a blood pressure monitor. Not real expensive, can get them at drug stores, Walmart, and on line. Have used an Omron for many years. Gives you BP and heart rate. Have mine set up to take three measurements in a row, then gives me the average.

 

[Ivan Shatov]

Yeah I haven't seen it heavily associated unless I really look for it. I googled "heart rate covid-19" like a sperg.

I've been sick for like over a month and was told I had bronchitis a while back. I haven't been sleeping much/eating well because I've been catching up on work, so I guess that doesn't help. It def used to be worse but I still have a consistent low-grade fever & a cough.

Your symptoms would be different and pronounced if it was Covid-19.

Hospitals are not set up to do tests for Covid-19. They have to send specimens to the CDC and only do that if you fit a strict set of criteria.

Going there would probably make you more sick. Stay and home, get some rest, and consider going if the situation gets worse.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I have a source in a major supermarket chain here, lots of people stocking up on the things you'd expect but no shortages so far. The nice, name brand toilet paper keeps selling out but it's still being restocked and people aren't desperate enough to start buying the cheap stuff. They're getting full deliveries every day and the warehouses don't seem to have been hit by supply chain issues yet. They haven't considered putting limits on how much one person can buy either, I've heard reports of some shops doing that.

At my store we're not really having an issue with receiving stuff people want, but even with buying limits they sell out really quickly and also because the trucks we're getting are so huge it takes longer to unload them and get them out to the floor.

We're still getting hand sanitizer, toilet paper (tons and tons actually), wipes, bleach, Lysol and tons of soups, pasta and all that on every single truck, but there's finite space and we've had to postpone some trucks because we didn't finish unloading the previous days and getting it out onto the sales floor.

Buying seems to be slowing down a little though, so we might catch up eventually. We'll see.

Something interesting I've noticed is that we started getting in brands and items we don't usually carry, like 3M masks and hand sanitizer brands I've never seen before, it seems like the company was like "send us whatever you got". We actually got in 500 boxes of 3M masks we don't usually carry, and our generic store brand of hand sanitizer is coming in bottles that don't have our branding on them, although it's coming from the same place and I'm pretty sure it's the exact same product.

 

[Iuz]

Word on the street: The Wu-Flu only kills the Boomers and Silents who you actually want to spend time with. It is especially deadly to the ones with cool military stories to share, and for those who are great cooks, and bring us hot meals when we are sick. Those who are generous with their pocket books, and who are a loving and accepting presence in our lives should start making funeral arrangements.

Unfortunately, there appears to be a relationship between being a nasty, greedy, judgmental, demanding and manipulative cunt, old age, and heightened immunity to just about everything.

So sorry about that. Grandma will be back to her old self, in no time.



How about a nuclear war?

Can definitely confirm in my own exceperience.

The good family die when you least want it and with the maximum amount of pain and tragedy (fuck Alztimers). Assholes you wish you never knew just seem to live forever, refuse to go away and death seems to flee from them.

 

[AltisticRight]

Time for some horrible news.
Henan province has a record of 12 days without any new patients diagnosed with Coronachan, city of Zhenzhou is at 19 days.
This is all about to change because of one "super carrier" named 郭偉鵬 (Guo Weipeng, I'll call him Guo, or whatever chink racial slur that spurs into my mind).

This guy has been travelling all over the fucking planet to spread the virus. No, not China, the planet. He has so much disposable income it seems. He has now been arrested by the officials of Zhenzhou.

So 1st of March to the 10th, in the short span on 7 days, he took the plane 6 times and high speed rail twice.
Zhenzhou > Beijing 690km
Beijing > Abu Dhabi 6000km
Abu Dhabi > Milan/Milano (Italian city) 4600km
Milan > Paris 640km
Paris > Milan 640km
Milan > Abu Dhabi 4600km
Abu Dhabi > Beijing 6000km
Beijing > Zhenzhou 690km
So basically, this chink took a massive detour to Paris from Zhenzhou and back to Zhenzhou, in the short span of 7 days, he travelled 24,000km, or half of the fucking globe.

The author comments "one city a day, is this guy fucking human? He flies better than a bat."
So the head of the police department speculates on this route, maybe it's because plane tickets are cheap and he's there to see whatever gayass ball-related sporting shit, to which he contacted the virus, in Italy.

He knows he got the virus, and yet chose to fly back to China using this autistically laborious route, potentially exposing thousands of people across the globe to the virus.
So what does he do when it carries the Italiano flavoured coronachan back into China, after showering it on different cities? He starts to hide the virus and roams the city.

This is basically his routine on the 9th. Circulating the city, and buying some bullshit TCM junk, whatever roots of some dumb plant.
The police called him and asked if he's been outside of China to which he denies, called his mum and was met with the same denial. Seems like lying is pathological in his family.

The police got worried and decided to pay this slant-eyed bat a visit, he was covered in sweat coughing, claims it's due to the TCM rubbish he's been eating.

So let's see. The company he works at is now back offline. The entire building is now quarantined. 24 people who had close contact with this slant are now quarantined. However, the people who contacted this bastard in Beijing and obvious abroad is unknown.

Here's the guy:

Lots of non-cursing colloquial slang plastered on this thing's face. He's being called "Virus king of Zhenzhou".

The same goes with that 2 families, 8 people that returned from Italy:

So yeah, watching some stupid niggers and white trash play with balls is more important than global health.

The post then talks about how the wuflu is a combination of SARS and AIDS, as it will attack one's immunity system and lungs. It then ends with paying respects to the deceased.

Another 6 returned from Italy and was diagnosed with the virus that they knew they had:

They worked at some Italian restaurant, broke the law to fly back and will be punished, hopefully.

Here's people voicing their anger:

"Use some war-time laws, execute him! Put your hands up if you agree!"
"Please share this to raise awareness, hope people from Zhenzhou learn about his movements and protect themselves".
"Does Beijing airport not test people returning? It's scary if true!"
"I heard they are serious about it, but some dodge it by eating fever suppressing medicine"
"Why wasn't he registered after arriving at Beijing, and traced?"
"Guo you virus king, you wanna kill everyone in Henan, is that what makes you happy? Prosecute him, we must do it! Get his entire family prosecuted!"
"What are the virus prevention people doing, he should have been quarantined the moment he got off the plane, there's exploits that must be fixed"

I hope he eats a bullet. 1.4 billion - 1 = 1.4 billion. There's enough to execute.

Edit: Apparently this guy is also a law enforcement professional. Maybe a cop or something. Nice... very nice.
Edit: His dox and workplace
患者郭某鹏，男，30岁，现住二七区蜜蜂张街道办事处京北社区中原东路73号楼，职业为：浩昶劳务派遣公司派遣到郑州市交通运输局执法支队郑东新区执法大队劳务人员。
He's a part of transportation law enforcement. His workplace is 3km away, so the information is believable.

This is his workplace:

Ah yes, go watch some low IQ dipshits put ball into location A or B.

 

[Pickle Dick]

...uh... what does Australian politics have to do with an international epidemic? and its not just australians doing it either.

 

[Übertroon]

No deaths in Norway yet, but the government has brought out the big guns, all arrangements with more than 100 people now require a permit, and all public employees have been told to work from home if possible

My workplace still has all the low level employees at work, but the upper hierarchy and the older employees are now staying at home

A prosecutor was sent home for having shaken hands with a defendant who has a infected family member

 

[F_Break]

Well, the "BUY ALL THE TOILET PAPER IGNORE FOOD AND THINGS THAT MIGHT HELP" wave has finally hit my area after a good hold out. Upper Midwest if anyone cares for the area I'm in right now.

I'm legitimately confused why everyone is so focused on their assholes when it's a godamn respiratory illness. I feel like it's the black plague and the toilet paper people are the ones shoving posies in their noses to prevent the disease. This has really highlighted the stupidity of the masses to a degree in
didn't think I could get to. Like, BUY FOOD you fucking speds.

I think these people watched a bunch of prepper videos on youtube without realizing those people are prepping for armageddon, not a sudden two week quarantine.

 

[An Ghost]

>be me
>work in medical research
>wear surgical masks 90% of day
>employees or private researchers keep stealing our supply
>company that provides them is short changing our contract and rationing them out
>they realized they can sell a single box to simps what they get from us for a case
>latest shipment of masks straight up goes missing
>pinched either by employees, truck driver, or rando walking by
>using cheap replacement masks that smell and trigger my autism texture sensitivity
I am UPSET over my MILD INCONVENIENCE
even worse
>HR Karen believes the Lysol bottle inside job conspiracy
>freaking out about estimated year to find a vaccine
>when the work the facility does is one small part in the usual 10 year medical approval process

 

[Innominandum]

Time for some horrible news.
Henan province has a record of 12 days without any new patients diagnosed with Coronachan, city of Zhenzhou is at 19 days.

Press X to doubt.

This is all about to change because of one "super carrier" named 郭偉鵬 (Guo Weipeng, I'll call him Guo, or whatever chink racial slur that spurs into my mind).

X - Scapegoating 101

I hope he eats a bullet. 1.4 billion - 1 = 1.4 billion. There's enough to execute.

I don't get whats happening to you, blink twice if you need help.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Time for some horrible news.
Henan province has a record of 12 days without any new patients diagnosed with Coronachan, city of Zhenzhou is at 19 days.
This is all about to change because of one "super carrier" named 郭偉鵬 (Guo Weipeng, I'll call him Guo, or whatever chink racial slur that spurs into my mind).

This guy has been travelling all over the fucking planet to spread the virus. No, not China, the planet. He has so much disposable income it seems. He has now been arrested by the officials of Zhenzhou.
View attachment 1182893
So 1st of March to the 10th, in the short span on 7 days, he took the plane 6 times and high speed rail twice.
Zhenzhou > Beijing 690km
Beijing > Abu Dhabi 6000km
Abu Dhabi > Milan/Milano (Italian city) 4600km
Milan > Paris 640km
Paris > Milan 640km
Milan > Abu Dhabi 4600km
Abu Dhabi > Beijing 6000km
Beijing > Zhenzhou 690km
So basically, this chink took a massive detour to Paris from Zhenzhou and back to Zhenzhou, in the short span of 7 days, he travelled 24,000km, or half of the fucking globe.

View attachment 1182898
The author comments "one city a day, is this guy fucking human? He flies better than a bat."
So the head of the police department speculates on this route, maybe it's because plane tickets are cheap and he's there to see whatever gayass ball-related sporting shit, to which he contacted the virus, in Italy.

He knows he got the virus, and yet chose to fly back to China using this autistically laborious route, potentially exposing thousands of people across the globe to the virus.
So what does he do when it carries the Italiano flavoured coronachan back into China, after showering it on different cities? He starts to hide the virus and roams the city.
View attachment 1182899
This is basically his routine on the 9th. Circulating the city, and buying some bullshit TCM junk, whatever roots of some dumb plant.
The police called him and asked if he's been outside of China to which he denies, called his mum and was met with the same denial. Seems like lying is pathological in his family.

The police got worried and decided to pay this slant-eyed bat a visit, he was covered in sweat coughing, claims it's due to the TCM rubbish he's been eating.
View attachment 1182900
So let's see. The company he works at is now back offline. The entire building is now quarantined. 24 people who had close contact with this slant are now quarantined. However, the people who contacted this bastard in Beijing and obvious abroad is unknown.

Here's the guy:
View attachment 1182904
Lots of non-cursing colloquial slang plastered on this thing's face. He's being called "Virus king of Zhenzhou".

The same goes with that 2 families, 8 people that returned from Italy:
View attachment 1182907

So yeah, watching some stupid niggers and white trash play with balls is more important than global health.

The post then talks about how the wuflu is a combination of SARS and AIDS, as it will attack one's immunity system and lungs. It then ends with paying respects to the deceased.
View attachment 1182908View attachment 1182910

Another 6 returned from Italy and was diagnosed with the virus that they knew they had:
View attachment 1182911
They worked at some Italian restaurant, broke the law to fly back and will be punished, hopefully.

Here's people voicing their anger:
View attachment 1182913
"Use some war-time laws, execute him! Put your hands up if you agree!"
"Please share this to raise awareness, hope people from Zhenzhou learn about his movements and protect themselves".
"Does Beijing airport not test people returning? It's scary if true!"
"I heard they are serious about it, but some dodge it by eating fever suppressing medicine"
"Why wasn't he registered after arriving at Beijing, and traced?"
"Guo you virus king, you wanna kill everyone in Henan, is that what makes you happy? Prosecute him, we must do it! Get his entire family prosecuted!"
"What are the virus prevention people doing, he should have been quarantined the moment he got off the plane, there's exploits that must be fixed"

I hope he eats a bullet. 1.4 billion - 1 = 1.4 billion. There's enough to execute.

Time to bring back the nine familial exterminations, if true.

 

[AtomicAgeBoy]

Finland update. At least 17 new infections

Ok, slight update on this post

21 new coronavirus infections detected in Finland, 61 in total

21 uutta koronavirustartuntaa todettu Suomessa

Kaikkiaan tartuntoja on Suomessa nyt 61, Satakunnassa ilmeni iltapäivällä vielä kaksi uutta tapausta.

yle.fi

Archive

The total number of infections in Finland is now 61, and two new cases occurred in Satakunta in the afternoon.
At least 21 new coronavirus infections have been identified in Finland. The National Institute for Health and Welfare told THL (you are moving to another service) about 19 cases during the day and two new infections occurred in Satakunta by the evening.

Of the infections, 11 have been reported in Uusimaa, three in Pirkanmaa, one in South Karelia, one in Central Finland, one in Forssa, Kanta-Häme, one in Southwest Finland and one in Southern Ostrobothnia.

Southern Ostrobothnia is the first case of coronavirus in the hospital district of the region.
To date, 61 coronavirus infections have been detected in Finland.

 

[Übertroon]

Lots of non-cursing colloquial slang plastered on this thing's face. He's being called "Virus king of Zhenzhou".

What an absolute king

 

[Iuz]

Time for some horrible news.
Henan province has a record of 12 days without any new patients diagnosed with Coronachan, city of Zhenzhou is at 19 days.
This is all about to change because of one "super carrier" named 郭偉鵬 (Guo Weipeng, I'll call him Guo, or whatever chink racial slur that spurs into my mind).

This guy has been travelling all over the fucking planet to spread the virus. No, not China, the planet. He has so much disposable income it seems. He has now been arrested by the officials of Zhenzhou.
View attachment 1182893
So 1st of March to the 10th, in the short span on 7 days, he took the plane 6 times and high speed rail twice.
Zhenzhou > Beijing 690km
Beijing > Abu Dhabi 6000km
Abu Dhabi > Milan/Milano (Italian city) 4600km
Milan > Paris 640km
Paris > Milan 640km
Milan > Abu Dhabi 4600km
Abu Dhabi > Beijing 6000km
Beijing > Zhenzhou 690km
So basically, this chink took a massive detour to Paris from Zhenzhou and back to Zhenzhou, in the short span of 7 days, he travelled 24,000km, or half of the fucking globe.

View attachment 1182898
The author comments "one city a day, is this guy fucking human? He flies better than a bat."
So the head of the police department speculates on this route, maybe it's because plane tickets are cheap and he's there to see whatever gayass ball-related sporting shit, to which he contacted the virus, in Italy.

He knows he got the virus, and yet chose to fly back to China using this autistically laborious route, potentially exposing thousands of people across the globe to the virus.
So what does he do when it carries the Italiano flavoured coronachan back into China, after showering it on different cities? He starts to hide the virus and roams the city.
View attachment 1182899
This is basically his routine on the 9th. Circulating the city, and buying some bullshit TCM junk, whatever roots of some dumb plant.
The police called him and asked if he's been outside of China to which he denies, called his mum and was met with the same denial. Seems like lying is pathological in his family.

The police got worried and decided to pay this slant-eyed bat a visit, he was covered in sweat coughing, claims it's due to the TCM rubbish he's been eating.
View attachment 1182900
So let's see. The company he works at is now back offline. The entire building is now quarantined. 24 people who had close contact with this slant are now quarantined. However, the people who contacted this bastard in Beijing and obvious abroad is unknown.

Here's the guy:
View attachment 1182904
Lots of non-cursing colloquial slang plastered on this thing's face. He's being called "Virus king of Zhenzhou".

The same goes with that 2 families, 8 people that returned from Italy:
View attachment 1182907

So yeah, watching some stupid niggers and white trash play with balls is more important than global health.

The post then talks about how the wuflu is a combination of SARS and AIDS, as it will attack one's immunity system and lungs. It then ends with paying respects to the deceased.
View attachment 1182908View attachment 1182910

Another 6 returned from Italy and was diagnosed with the virus that they knew they had:
View attachment 1182911
They worked at some Italian restaurant, broke the law to fly back and will be punished, hopefully.

Here's people voicing their anger:
View attachment 1182913
"Use some war-time laws, execute him! Put your hands up if you agree!"
"Please share this to raise awareness, hope people from Zhenzhou learn about his movements and protect themselves".
"Does Beijing airport not test people returning? It's scary if true!"
"I heard they are serious about it, but some dodge it by eating fever suppressing medicine"
"Why wasn't he registered after arriving at Beijing, and traced?"
"Guo you virus king, you wanna kill everyone in Henan, is that what makes you happy? Prosecute him, we must do it! Get his entire family prosecuted!"
"What are the virus prevention people doing, he should have been quarantined the moment he got off the plane, there's exploits that must be fixed"

I hope he eats a bullet. 1.4 billion - 1 = 1.4 billion. There's enough to execute.

Edit: Apparently this guy is also a law enforcement professional. Maybe a cop or something. Nice... very nice.

Sounds like a problem in need of some King Zhou style solutions.

 

[NoSpiceLife]

This disease would be so much better if it targeted single women about 46 years of age, with no children, who are taking medication for chronic pain and have been on birth control since their teens. It would be great if it was transmitted through cat poo.

https://archive.li/ZsWWh

They never took responsibility for their lives in the first place, using medicine to stifle natural responses. It's unfair they get to stick with their normal routines - sitting at home along every night binge watching sitcom reruns from the 90s - while the rest of the world suffers.

You might want some facts to go with your sperging.

https://www2.census.gov/programs-surveys/demo/tables/families/2019/cps-2019/tabh2-all.xls