Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

Status
Not open for further replies.
Add to that air quality index. The initial red zones were fairly polluted, just like Wuhan and places in Iran and South Korea.

Oh, speaking of air quality (still several pages behind atm, this thread keeps blowing up), this is Italy:
Screen shot 2020-03-12 at 12.50.28 PM.png

It's better quality than the shit air over in China, but moderate numbers aren't necessarily a good thing. It's impossible to have super clean air, but the lower it is, and if you're not a smoker/inhaling dangerous chemicals on a regular basis, the more healthy your lungs are. Age needs to be taken into account as well, as your lungs will scar over the years, and they wither as your body slowly breaks down.

Here's America's air quality. Look at all dem greens with splashes of yellows:
Screen shot 2020-03-12 at 12.55.26 PM.png

Wait holy shit what the fuck is that:
Screen shot 2020-03-12 at 12.55.39 PM.png

:stress: How is that real.
 
So thing is, as far as the UK can tell, things are going to get very very bad according to their models in about 10-14 weeks time, when they believe the peak will hit. This is both the Chief Scientific Adviser and Chief Medical officer both saying this.

Meaning places such as Italy and Ireland which are cancelling things now? Sending the kids home to be bored at home?

Are probably going to be hit hard as hell a month or two down the road, because kids ain't gunna isolate by themselves in their own homes even with family around. or worse, will be shipped off to granny and grandads who are going to be hit by Corona-chan like a fucking freight train when they go and play with their friends and catch it that way.

The UK's staggered approach simply accepts stopping this isn't realistic, slamming the borders shut and cancelling all flights would do fuck all, again, according to Chief Science bloke. The model revealed it slowed spread down by a whopping 24 hours.

Stopping all public life for months on end is also unrealistic and stupid, not everyone can self isolate for the 14 weeks or so that need it to avoid everything.

I doubt even our most autistic of Kiwis would tolerate 14 weeks of stuck in their own home.

Why do I believe these government folks more than average? They drone in their answers. No waffle, no fairy answers, just droning on.
 
An office-wide email went out with some helpful advice re: staying safe and healthy under the current circumstances. “Stay the fuck home if you don’t feel well” is not on the list of tips.

Our receptionist went on a store run for additional sanitizer and cleaning supplies for the office and the shelves were stripped bare. Toilet paper was gone, too. There are rumors of people stealing complimentary sanitizer bottles off store/office counters and looting wetwipe containers, stuffing the contents into their jacket pockets.

Everything is fine. Everything is wonderful.

View attachment 1184709
My wife sent me screenshot of an email she got at work telling everyone to stop stealing the toilet paper out of the bathrooms.
 
So two news:

1-The spanish congress is probably plagueridden and we are so fucking happy. Remember how I said the female members got it due to the feminist marches? Remember how I said here we greet femames with two kisses on the cheek? Well fucking idiots made a special congress against coronavirus, in which they were told not to kiss anyone, and they kissed the females. And then vox made another internal congress and spread it around their internal structure. FUCKING KEK! Britain thought it got lucky with a handful of cases. THIS is what lucky looks like. Spanish politicians gonna start dropping I'm so happy corona is bestest girl. The memes are everywhere.

2-classes suspended everywhere in spain effective monday. 2 weeks suspension. Andalucia didn't actually bother waiting for universities to accept the terms so now the messages from professors are some great salty memes. Kek.

I'm having such a good time right now, dear corona, thank you for the memes.
 
Oh, speaking of air quality (still several pages behind atm, this thread keeps blowing up), this is Italy:
View attachment 1184810
It's better quality than the shit air over in China, but moderate numbers aren't necessarily a good thing. It's impossible to have super clean air, but the lower it is, and if you're not a smoker/inhaling dangerous chemicals on a regular basis, the more healthy your lungs are. Age needs to be taken into account as well, as your lungs will scar over the years, and they wither as your body slowly breaks down.

Here's America's air quality. Look at all dem greens with splashes of yellows:
View attachment 1184814
Wait holy shit what the fuck is that:
View attachment 1184815
:stress: How is that real.
Cemex has factories there that make concrete and other building materials.

They run kilns 24 hours a day that throw off chemicals like a motherfucker. Not kidding, some people need gas masks to visit.

The plants are absolutely the cleanest plants you will ever see. You just can't breathe if you're not a local.
 
Begin the panic buying.


Should've gotten your info from KiwiFarms, folks. Imagine saying that seriously a few months ago.

Amazon has all this for next to nothing and it will be delivered to your house. It's not charmin but it'll wipe your ass good enough.
Case of 12 Rolls, 1,000 per Roll, 12,000 Feet


12CT for $50 and it ships tomorrow.

The hilarity of these videos need to go on youtube for the Costorona Panic of 2020 to mock these morons for the rest of time.
 
Last edited:
FTFY.
Anyway, we got some sweet time off (until April 5th) here in Kazakh land too. Haven't really seen any panic buying so far, but who knows... Maybe it'll start once Corona-Chan makes herself known.
But will Borat interview her? Also we need to protect our potassium.

Wow-wah-wee-wa this is what happens when you let people on the airplanes without checking for jew horns.

There, interview written.
 
I'm not sure if this has been mentioned yet, but 3,141/3,142 counties in the United States are lying about their coronavirus numbers, and the number being reported as the national total is also fake.

On March 7 a leaked press brief about the Lifecare Center from Evergreen Health showed a death count of 26 since 2/19. The American media was reporting the USA total death count as 22 until around March 10.

qztUxke.jpg


To add to this, we only know about the Lifecare Center / Seattle outbreak and its severity because a private charity circumvented the CDC and created their own test kit for Coronavirus using a medical research loophole. The CDC and fed attempted to block testing in the Lifecare Center, presumably as an attempt to sweep it under the rug and avoid mass panic.


This hits close to home for me, because my grandfather was scheduled to be sent to the Lifecare Center for surgical rehab from having kidney stones removed two days before news of the outbreak in the building came out. This could have cost me a loved one's life. Thankfully my family dodged a bullet -- we drove in front of the Lifecare center, thought it looked disgusting without going inside (thank god) and fought medicaid to send him somewhere else. The other place we got him sent to is also being quarantined because residents were tested positive for corona, but at least it's not as bad.

I can't find the link to the patient interview, but one of the local news channels interviewed someone stuck inside the lifecare center and she said it's hell on earth, new people dying every hour, bodies piling up in the hallways. That could have been my loved one thanks to the CDC's incompetence. Thank god I had a hunch before news Corona hit the US was out.

Good luck everyone. Keep yourselves and your loved ones safe. Don't trust the official numbers out of any country, especially not China or the USA. Remember they're not total death counts, rather total reported death counts.
 
Ok, so mucus and phlegm are the same thing (and the color matters), but "moco" is not Spanish for "mucus" but for "runny/clogged nose/sinuses". This correct?

Yep. Welcome to the wonderful world of false cognates. Also known as "WHY DO LANGUAGES SUCK THIS MUCH?!" I mean technically moco can under certain contexts be used for mucus but not this one when it's used that way it has to have a qualifier.

Now May Spazz De Blasio is on TV, wtf is up with everyone on TV? The time to sperg out about the virus was two months ago.

Well two months ago they had to protect much chink minoritied. Now they gotta screech orange man bad.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back