Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

AnOminous said:
Maybe, but he can't. He's going to inherit the house and then lose it to debts and mortgage. Barb is saddling him with paying the mortgage so she can stay there, but he's not going to get any of the equity for doing that unless the finances are in way better shape than I think they are.
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Also, in the same episode, there was the case of this one guy, in his 80s, he owns and was able to manage his own auto shop business. Some members of his family, who he was estranged from, were able to use guardianship laws in Texas to swoop in get power of attorney of all his assets and sell them. The sad part is the guy was still competent to do a lot of things. His "family" ended up whisking him away somewhere so that his immediate family can't find him.

I'm reminded that if a similar situation were to happen, Cole can come right in and boot Chris out and scuttle off Barb into an old folks home so he can use 14BC as a rental property.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I'm reminded that if a similar situation were to happen, Cole can come right in and boot Chris out and scuttle off Barb into an old folks home so he can use 14BC as a rental property.
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Cole doesn't want anything to do with Chris or Barb. This isn't a one bedroom in Manhattan you can charge $10k a month for or whatever. It's a hoarder house in rural Virginia. Who would invest the kind of time or money into it to make it a rental?
 
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break these cuffs said:
Cole doesn't want anything to do with Chris or Barb. This isn't a one bedroom in Manhattan you can charge $10k a month for or whatever. It's a hoarder house in rural Virginia. Who would invest the kind of time or money into it to make it a rental?
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If Chris was slightly more socially adept, slightly less lazy and slightly less stupid, he has a crowd of morons clamoring for his attention. He could probably get a bunch of idiots to clean it out for him, split it up amongst themselves and live there in parts of it currently filled with hoard, and live there free and get the mortgage paid, and all he'd have to do is hole up in his own part of it that he already lives in and not burn it down. That's just from his Internet notoriety.

And they'd even pretend to be his friends.
 
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HomerSimpson said:
I don't know nearly as much about Chris as you guys do, but, from what I do know, he is a barely functioning autistic. He won't understand how the world works outside simple things.


Honestly, someone will probably step up to get him set up for assisted living so he can continue his life without much burden to others enjoyment. Either that, or he ends up homeless.
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To some extent, however now that he's making "friends" offline, he's becoming more socially alert. He uses excuses for his outbursts and is fully aware of his wrongdoings. Also let's not forget he may be schizophrenic after the Idea Guys ordeal. All his behavior points directly to Asperger's Syndrome.


Hogar Grupal said:
He's been that way ever since he started talking. According to his own father, Chris has a great deal of difficulty learning about things outside Ruckersville. Chris' whole existence is finding himself a sweetheart, fathering a daughter and having Sonichu becoming a hit franchise. Chris has never really explored anything else to expand his skill set unless being forced into it. As a parent, Barb should have taught Chris to do other things. But Barb being Barb, she left Chris with little to do and ended up being her slave.
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Oh how I wish our beloved internet lumberjack was still here, Chris could (again, could not would) have become someone important.

TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
What's protecting chris atm from all his massive debt is the fact that he technically doesn't own anything. its all in his mom's name. And since Barb's one visit from Coronachu away from going in a crayola model magic/lego coffin, Chris will inherit the dumpster that is Branchcourt 14. THEN the banks will have something to take away.


I'm predicting a massive influx of sympathybux when barb croaks, which chris will take and blow like an idiot. He'll expect that kind of money every month to live on and... lets face it no one's going to donate to chris everymonth especially when he starts screaming at trolls to pay his bills and his taxes. That's when we see someone like the idea guy take chris in and let him couch surf as they take advantage of him.


I don't think chris will end up on the streets from the get go. Maybe a few weeks living in his car but I also can't see chris being grateful for anything people do for him.
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Someone on here already confirmed last year that Barb already gave the house to the bank meaning Chris will be homeless.

And no matter what happens, there will always be a die hard CWC fan that would be stupid enough to enable him that they'll accommodate him.
 
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Cole doesn't want anything to do with Chris or Barb. This isn't a one bedroom in Manhattan you can charge $10k a month for or whatever. It's a hoarder house in rural Virginia. Who would invest the kind of time or money into it to make it a rental?
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Even if Cole did do anything with Chris after Barbs passing, it’d probably just be admitting him to a hospital, or group home of some sort.
 
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Often times I wonder if Bob is really Chris's dad. Chris is so much taller than what Bob was. I know that having kids late in life can lead to certain birth defects. But it's not always the case. Bob already had two pretty intelligent kids. There really isn't much to go on about Chris's half sister (even a picture) and there isn't much info about his older half brother either. We know that Cole fell out of the same vagina and there are certain similarities between him and Chris such as the enormous ego. But it leaves me kind of skeptical about Chris's paternal parentage. All signs point to Barb being dick hungry for most of her younger years. Perhaps she hooked up with a younger guy while Bob was out looking for new Jazz albums. I would throw a wild guess out there and pick Derek Savage. Also born in Virginia, about 19 at the time Chris was conceived, has a gigantic ego, acts like Cool Cat is a real living and breathing entity (much like Sonichu) and even uses the Cool Cat character to tweet mindblowing shit like hitting on women. Also refuses to listen to helpful information too. And much like Chris, his life's Magnum Opus fucking sucks.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
Often times I wonder if Bob is really Chris's dad. Chris is so much taller than what Bob was. I know that having kids late in life can lead to certain birth defects. But it's not always the case. Bob already had two pretty intelligent kids. There really isn't much to go on about Chris's half sister (even a picture) and there isn't much info about his older half brother either. We know that Cole fell out of the same vagina and there are certain similarities between him and Chris such as the enormous ego. But it leaves me kind of skeptical about Chris's paternal parentage. All signs point to Barb being dick hungry for most of her younger years. Perhaps she hooked up with a younger guy while Bob was out looking for new Jazz albums. I would throw a wild guess out there and pick Derek Savage. Also born in Virginia, about 19 at the time Chris was conceived, has a gigantic ego, acts like Cool Cat is a real living and breathing entity (much like Sonichu) and even uses the Cool Cat character to tweet mindblowing shit like hitting on women. Also refuses to listen to helpful information too. And much like Chris, his life's Magnum Opus fucking sucks.
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I wouldn't be shocked if Barb had cheated on Bob during their relationship. Maybe I'm misremembering but didn't she sleep with a relative's husband or something?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
She tried to chase one of her sister's husbands. This predates Bob.
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It was Chris’s Aunt Harriet and her husband Tom. According to the CWCki, Barb went after him aggressively when they were younger. They’re more or less on “Christmas card terms” and aren’t allowed in their household, but they do exchange pleasantries. IIRC Aunt Corrina was the only sibling Barb was semi-close to.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
It was Chris’s Aunt Harriet and her husband Tom. According to the CWCki, Barb went after him aggressively when they were younger. They’re more or less on “Christmas card terms” and aren’t allowed in their household, but they do exchange pleasantries. IIRC Aunt Corrina was the only sibling Barb was semi-close to.
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Guess we know where Chris gets his banning experience from.
 
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DeeCeeBees said:
Often times I wonder if Bob is really Chris's dad.
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in the 70s and 80s (when Chris was born), there was this fertility doc in the DC suburbs that inseminated his patients (possibly as many as 75) with his own semen, Chris(tine) claims be an unexpected miracle but did Borb go to this doc?

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