Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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break these cuffs said:
Why would he care? The man is 100% zane! I'm sure the bill and booze addictions make it easy not to care most of the time, but I think the real money maker that makes it worth for him is not having to shower or groom himself regularly. He really is a lazy fuck.
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He's kind of in the middle of a child custody dispute, you think he wouldn't want to look like a drugged out drunk, even though he is one.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's kind of in the middle of a child custody dispute, you think he wouldn't want to look like a drugged out drunk, even though he is one.
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He believes he looks good. An addict thinks they look good, are holding together, and no one knows of your addiction, when in reality it is a fucking lie.

He likes his hair and when he mentioned that his mom hated his hair, he blamed it on her being a conservative Trump supporter.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
He believes he looks good. An addict thinks they look good, are holding together, and no one knows of your addiction, when in reality it is a fucking lie.

He likes his hair and when he mentioned that his mom hated his hair, he blamed it on her being a conservative Trump supporter.
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He literally looks like a lunatic though. He certainly must be aware of this after his weird, freakish appearance has literally become the subject of memes about how weird and freakish he looks.
 
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Rabbit Bones said:
Maybe the doctor just doubled his xanax dosage?
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Wonder if Lowtax regrets pulling that measly $3k wife crowdsourced for a place to live? His daughter staying in a shelter is pretty shitty while the entire country is being told to stay home and away from others. LOL, just kidding.

Lowtax is no doubt thrilled about it.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
Wonder if Lowtax regrets pulling that measly $3k wife crowdsourced for a place to live? His daughter staying in a shelter is pretty shitty while the entire country is being told to stay home and away from others. LOL, just kidding.

Lowtax is no doubt thrilled about it.
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DSP spent more money on just one of his nude oiled dudes in his wrestling gacha game that he's going bankrupt over than LowT spent on his degenerate thot.
 
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AnOminous said:
DSP spent more money on just one of his nude oiled dudes in his wrestling gacha game that he's going bankrupt over than LowT spent on his degenerate thot.
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Does that still hold true?

e: I'm seeing on Facebook that Bogan and Lowtax are both claiming Photoshop, which makes me think that it's probably real. Lmao.
 

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GoofTroop70 said:
Does that still hold true?

e: I'm seeing on Facebook that Bogan and Lowtax are both claiming Photoshop, which makes me think that it's probably real. Lmao.
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where did the screenshots come from? I mean unless Lowtax or Logan shared them at some point? Is that a paypal app invoice or some other platform?
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
where did the screenshots come from? I mean unless Lowtax or Logan shared them at some point? Is that a paypal app invoice or some other platform?
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I came across it on Twitter when name searching. It looks like the Venmo color scheme to me but I may be mistaken. Lowtax did share it on his Facebook but it struck me as strange because he doesn't outright deny it's real, only Bogan does. Perhaps it's fake but if it's not....
 
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GoofTroop70 said:
I came across it on Twitter when name searching. It looks like the Venmo color scheme to me but I may be mistaken. Lowtax did share it on his Facebook but it struck me as strange because he doesn't outright deny it's real, only Bogan does. Perhaps it's fake but if it's not....
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Yeah, it's Venmo. I pulled up the account @skygiant which seems legit since it has plenty of transactions with zany messages. Transactions in the screenshots aren't there, possibly never were or they were made private after the fact.
 
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TwinkLover6969 said:
Yeah, it's Venmo. I pulled up the account @skygiant which seems legit since it has plenty of transactions with zany messages. Transactions in the screenshots aren't there, possibly never were or they were made private after the fact.
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I’ll never understand why anyone would have their transactions publicly listed but I’m not a digital native so I don’t count.
 
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TwinkLover6969 said:
Yeah, it's Venmo. I pulled up the account @skygiant which seems legit since it has plenty of transactions with zany messages. Transactions in the screenshots aren't there, possibly never were or they were made private after the fact.
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It has the look of something that would be fake but who knows these days? It would be trivial enough to make something like this with any web browser that I'm disinclined to give it much credence.
 
AnOminous said:
He literally looks like a lunatic though. He certainly must be aware of this after his weird, freakish appearance has literally become the subject of memes about how weird and freakish he looks.
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A page ago but: This kind of keeps him "relevant" on the internet in a way he has some control over. His looks are so bad people are making memes about him.

Now, to a sane person, this means "well damn, I look bad, people are shitting on me over it. I need to fix myself"

To the mind of, well, someone like Lowtax it's probably more like "wow people are making memes about my looks, I'm a topic of internet conversation. Haha they are shitting on me, I do that too, look how wacky and zany everyone agrees I am. I'm cool again."

It makes sense he's continuing with this look and even feeding into it. IMO
 
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