Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[CharlesBarkley]

Might not be his brother, but check out that Facebook page: guy went to Lynn High School. Also, one of his art pieces is Bob in a Mario costume. A cousin, maybe?

Was thinking Joey was a middle name or nickname. It's a interesting connection and the family love of Nintendo to this level would be pretty funny.

 

[Red Hood]

I honestly cant believe someone with the same last name and similar age group and same region is letting Chris make redbubble mini-skirt profits with his sick deviant artwork.

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Chipman on Chipman exploitation is the worst.

Future ironic hipster fashion statement of the year

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Spending thousands to make absolutely certain that your pharmacy is one that won't screw up your kid's medication makes me curious about just what that medication is for and what kind of screw-up we are talking about. For that kind of money, you would expect the consequences would be "death or permanent injury"; you would think that it was cancer drugs or something. While it's certainly not impossible to justify, it's the kind of thing that anyone considering donating to him has a right to ask about and expect an answer. Will he do the typical SJW scammer thing and try to say that it's none of their business? Just how many of the woke left bad habits has he picked up? I wonder.

The medication thing is something to do with his wife and his story has wavered slightly as he's been telling iirc. First, it was they went to a different pharmacist who screwed up the medication and that's why he's paying out the nose to stay with his current, not covered, pharmacist. Then the story was he didn't want to change "brands", whatever that means, so that's why he's staying with his current, not covered, pharmacist. His child gets some sort of special in home care that stopped getting covered. I feel for that poor girl. It's not her fault that her dad is the Luigi to Uncle Bob's Mario.

If he gets as much money as Bob for less work than Bob's "job", I'll laugh. Especially if Bob gets resentful about it (but I honestly don't expect that, given that Bob's family loyalty is his major redeeming trait). And I agree about the Chipmans. I suspect that the girl is both exceptional and low-functioning autistic (poor kid) as a result of inheriting it from a dad with similar but less severe problems.

He's already starting to replace Bob. It's been, what, close to a month since Chris has been voicing Bob's videos for him. Random thought, what if Bob has convinced Chris to do this as some form of "exposure" so Bob can waste time making his photoshops?

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I did finally watch the Sonic the Hedgehog movie tonight, and I had fun pretending that every word out of Robotnik's mouth was delivered in a BAHSTAN accent. (Although the Robotnik featured in the film seemed more like a power fantasy of what Bob Chipman would like to be (an accomplished, smugly superior genius whose skillset is so valuable that he can treat everyone that surrounds him like shit), rather than a realistic depiction of what Bob Chipman is...

I'm now super-imposing Bob's face over Jim Carrey's when James Marsden punches him. (In my mind, of course. My video editing skills are nonexistent.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Robert must’ve forgot The Hunt came back. I know he was jerking off to it, but I heard the movie mocks both sides, which is a no-no for Robert’s ideology.

 

[stupid moron]

For a second I thought The Hunt was referring to the 2012 danish film and got excited that Bob might actually like a good movie with substance for once

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I mean, I can understand why Bob wants UBI for all those starving artists. I mean, he comes from a long line of artistic merit like this beauty from his brother.

Ryu-Kage's Dream Dimension

Hello, world! I'm Joey Chipman, and I'm an artist. My artwork consists of a cavalcade of colorful, cartoony creations, as well as some inspired fanart of video games I enjoy. I also discuss some of the game design elements inspiring each piece. Take a look around, and if you like what you...

chipmanart.blogspot.com

If he's not related to Bob, he's still pretty damn close. Likes Mario and Disney movies, lives in Massachusetts...

It says he was a college senior, though. So I think it may just be an amazing coincidence.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I'm now super-imposing Bob's face over Jim Carrey's when James Marsden punches him. (In my mind, of course. My video editing skills are nonexistent.)

Spoiler: I tried to work this in too but it was a little too flashy

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

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I HAVE to be late to the party for chuckling at how Wall-E is basically bob's vision for the superior future, flying in the face of the actual message of that particular movie.

 

[CervixHammer]

I guess Robert is having some kind of twitter slapfight with Peter Coffin, which.... letthemfight.gif.

also, somebody actually bothered to use that threadreader site on one of Bob's walls of text. (archive)

Honestly, having been BAFFLED by this at one point myself; it all became *depressingly* clear when I realized that (ironically, given that these are generally people who INSIST that they're "materialists") it's mostly about aesthetics. They prefer the *aesthetics* of the Right.
The 'social left' so overwhelmingly won so much of the "culture war" over the last 30-40 years that with rare exception you basically CAN'T ascend culturally in artistic, literary, academic and other "refined" spaces as a conservative - it's like fish trying to breathe air...
...(IMO that's just societal evolution at work, Natural Selection leaving the social-right and god-botherers back in the dark ages where they belong, but w/e) and thus the "liberal aesthetic" in the West has become interchangeable with the "cosmopolitan intellectual" aesthetic...
...even (especially?) among those who can't necessarily afford the full range of consumable aesthetic signifiers.
Me, I don't really think that's a big deal. It's not my aesthetic even if it IS my "people" intellectually/philosophically; but I accept that things "trend"...
...but what I came to realize is that the "left" contingent that HATES this - while they'll FIND a set of reasons to reject or look askew at that scene... more often than not, they just can't stand the "vibe" on a MUCH deeper level than policy...
...they HATE - deep, visceral bigotry level hate - the whole "liberal miasma" of like Oprah and NPR and museum gallery totes bags and pop-songs about Feminism and intersectionality and societal/technological betterment and smart people solving problems...
...and above all else, they hate the notion that some "liberals" dont accept that The Work can/should be accomplished through intellectual means, like adults.
Whereas The Right? SURE, it's mostly Nazis - but they're ALL IN on that fun grimy "cool party bro"...
...blue-collar dipshit aesthetic that the Old Left just REFUSES to let go of as it's obsolete North Star. Plus, they won't ask you to be a good person - in fact, nice people SUCK, bruh!
So they try to build (sheesh...) a "Dirtbag Left" that had the Right's "fuck all you triggered snowflakes who won't let me, a white man, say the N word!" energy but on The Left - and then they're SHOCKED when it just turns into a swamp for NazBols and Strasserites to spawn from.
Or, put more succinctly: Liberals, for all their faults, challenged the "Left" to become better (on race, gender, civil rights, etc)
...and the ones who hate them MORE than The Right are ones who failed to measure up. The washouts.
/end

 

[Mola Ram]

I guess Robert is having some kind of twitter slapfight with Peter Coffin, which.... letthemfight.gif.
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also, somebody actually bothered to use that threadreader site on one of Bob's walls of text. (archive)

I don't know how badly Bob was really bullied in high school, but it obviously wasn't enough.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Am I the only one getting a laugh out of Robert either not knowing the word”collegial”, or misspelling it so badly that his phone thought he was trying to say “collegiate”? He just can’t help showing off that 4000 IQ.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Honestly, you think bob and peter would both get along on thier love of cheap plastic and wishing to be fem' dommed.

large text of bob speak

Can anyone translate this autism?

 

[McGregor]

Honestly, you think bob and peter would both get along on thier love of cheap plastic and wishing to be fem' dommed.



Can anyone translate this autism?

I'm an authoritarian, those liberal people aren't and don't like my authoritarian ways... Right wing Nazis... The liberals all need to grow up and accept the need for authoritarian rule; especially mine. They owe me for having the strength to pretend to lead!

I think. I didn't even minor in autism but it's what I took away from it.

 

[Adamska]

I don't know how badly Bob was really bullied in high school, but it obviously wasn't enough.

He was enabled by mommy, daddy, sis, and bro, so nope even more beatings wouldn't have helped. You'd have needed his parents to not enable and coddle him to at least have a chance for him to realize he should shut the fuck up sometimes.

 

[Rei is shit]

4th post about coffin today. Just fuck him already Robert!


A very long, meandering post that can be summed up as "Chapo thinks being edgy is cool"


"From a dashbord mario shrine to a basement apartment mario altar: the Robert Chipman story"


If Robert was alive during lincolns time he'd be talking about his superior cranial shape

 

[Marissa Moira]

I guess Bob isn't taking the news of Joker out grossing The Last Gay Star Wars news well.

 

[RockVolnutt]

4th post about coffin today. Just fuck him already Robert!
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A very long, meandering post that can be summed up as "Chapo thinks being edgy is cool"
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"From a dashbord mario shrine to a basement apartment mario altar: the Robert Chipman story"
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If Robert was alive during lincolns time he'd be talking about his superior cranial shape
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Where did he get that meme he loves where people he hates won't exist had you killed more confederates? A lot of the stuff he hates are extremely recent, not connected in any meaningful way to that era......like gamergate or people disliking Marvel movies or mocking his views. Outside little butterfly effects adding up, you can keep killing men in grey suits and not cause any real change in that department.

I'm even going by how he views these things he dislikes, they're so nebulous that they are inevitable as long as he and things he like exist.

 

[Lensherr]

4th post about coffin today. Just fuck him already Robert!
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A very long, meandering post that can be summed up as "Chapo thinks being edgy is cool"
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"From a dashbord mario shrine to a basement apartment mario altar: the Robert Chipman story"
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If Robert was alive during lincolns time he'd be talking about his superior cranial shape
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Bob Chipman is a narcissistic sociopath. Seriously, how do his employers not pick up on that?

 

[Karl der Grosse]

None of the people you talk to on twitter are actually your friends, Bob. He can't honestly think people care, right? I mean, if Bob were to actually try to "police" who someone associates with, on twitter or anywhere else, the only correct response would be "Go fuck yourself".