Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[The Littlest Shitlord]

It's also a stupid idea when you are gainfully employed and you do stupid things like whine about how you don't want to go to a different store to save your tard baby. Or how your mentally challenged rage filled idiot brother wants you to help cancel another man.

It invites trolling and possible unemployment.

Spending thousands to make absolutely certain that your pharmacy is one that won't screw up your kid's medication makes me curious about just what that medication is for and what kind of screw-up we are talking about. For that kind of money, you would expect the consequences would be "death or permanent injury"; you would think that it was cancer drugs or something. While it's certainly not impossible to justify, it's the kind of thing that anyone considering donating to him has a right to ask about and expect an answer. Will he do the typical SJW scammer thing and try to say that it's none of their business? Just how many of the woke left bad habits has he picked up? I wonder.

He probably thinks if Bobby could get free money, he deserves it too.

I've learned this past year the entire Chimpman family are likely massive cunts with similar problems to Bobby, but are actually functional for the most part unlike their smoothbrained idiot son they defend with all will.

If he gets as much money as Bob for less work than Bob's "job", I'll laugh. Especially if Bob gets resentful about it (but I honestly don't expect that, given that Bob's family loyalty is his major redeeming trait). And I agree about the Chipmans. I suspect that the girl is both retarded and low-functioning autistic (poor kid) as a result of inheriting it from a dad with similar but less severe problems.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

I've learned this past year the entire Chimpman family are likely massive cunts with similar problems to Bobby, but are actually functional for the most part unlike their smoothbrained idiot son they defend with all will.

Their sister, the menopause baby, may have married Long Duck Dong, but in the pictures she doesn't appear to possess the Chipman fall-off-a-ship/village idiot gene.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Bob wouldn't know art and culture even if someone slapped him in the face with it. He has more in common with rednecks than he lets on.

China's smog problems make 1860s London look clean.

Fixed that for you.

But yeah, Bob is the quintessential Millennial pseudo-intellectual. A lot of your dangerhairs and soy-filled bearded eggs tend to be pretentious "I am so smart" types in general, but Bob takes it to a whole new level.

Your average SJW thinks punk rock, indie hipster movies, and walking simulators are highly intellectual and cultured.

Bob is somehow even worse and thinks Nintendo chiptune music, MCU blockbusters, and the goddamn Super Mario games are high art on par with the great works of the Renaissance.

There's your average consoomer bugman...and then there's Bob Chipman.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Bob has Nintendo, but even that seems to come with a layer of rage and resentment aim at Nintendo for retconing Mario's backstory, and at obsolete mayonnaise ghouls for playing games that aren't Mario.

I covered this many pages ago. His hatred and rage about everything has nothing to do with his love of Nintendo.

He can't be happy anymore, His politics and his Social Media have turned his mind into such Toxic Mush he can't ever turn off his Political thinking, He is Obsessed with it and it has drained all the happiness out of his life.

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

EXCHOOOOOSE ME? he wrote a book hes a published AUTHOR!

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

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How dare Bobby use a still from a movie with Christian themes from a book written by a Christian author. Doesn't he realize that Christianity is a cis-heteroppressive religion made to punch down at enlightened People of Color? Also, how are two movies going to keep the sprogs occupied for a month? A day, perhaps. At least Bob will have a genuine excuse to remain in his brother's basement and be the Family Troll. I'm sure he's looking forward to that.

I did finally watch the Sonic the Hedgehog movie tonight, and I had fun pretending that every word out of Robotnik's mouth was delivered in a BAHSTAN accent. (Although the Robotnik featured in the film seemed more like a power fantasy of what Bob Chipman would like to be (an accomplished, smugly superior genius whose skillset is so valuable that he can treat everyone that surrounds him like shit), rather than a realistic depiction of what Bob Chipman is...

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Bob wouldn’t know shit of the following:

• Art: Never seen a significant painting in his life except possible lesbian fan art.
• Literature: Does this nigga even read?
• Culture: Is confused by the meaning of culture.
• Science: Can we bring up how clueless he is with “science?”

Strangely enough, we do indeed have some evidence of how Bob feels about majestic art and beautiful culture. Take these tweets about the Sistine Chapel, for example.

TLDR, funnybook movies and soul-deadening capeshit are way more important.

 

[Positron]

The irony of self-proclaimed "globalist shill" sperging about the importance of art and culture. Also, art is subjective and as such, I wouldn't want my tax money spent on shit I don't like/ care about.

There is a theory why there are so many "Eurotrash" opera productions in Germany is that the German government gives too many handouts, feeding too many (unwanted) provincial companies who try whatever it takes to stand out of the crowd.

Strangely enough, we do indeed have some evidence of how Bob feels about majestic art and beautiful culture. Take these tweets about the Sistine Chapel, for example.

TLDR, funnybook movies and soul-deadening capeshit are way more important.

I'm sure Bobby would love to see a production of Wagner's Ring, or Shakespeare's Henry V, but with MCU characters.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

I mean, I can understand why Bob wants UBI for all those starving artists. I mean, he comes from a long line of artistic merit like this beauty from his brother.

Ryu-Kage's Dream Dimension

Hello, world! I'm Joey Chipman, and I'm an artist. My artwork consists of a cavalcade of colorful, cartoony creations, as well as some inspired fanart of video games I enjoy. I also discuss some of the game design elements inspiring each piece. Take a look around, and if you like what you...

chipmanart.blogspot.com

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I mean, I can understand why Bob wants UBI for all those starving artists. I mean, he comes from a long line of artistic merit like this beauty from his brother.

Ryu-Kage's Dream Dimension

Hello, world! I'm Joey Chipman, and I'm an artist. My artwork consists of a cavalcade of colorful, cartoony creations, as well as some inspired fanart of video games I enjoy. I also discuss some of the game design elements inspiring each piece. Take a look around, and if you like what you...

chipmanart.blogspot.com

That's not his brother's name. We haven't even clearly established if the other Chipman was related or just coincidentally named, only that it'd be funnier if he was.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

That's not his brother's name. We haven't even clearly established if the other Chipman was related or just coincidentally named, only that it'd be funnier if he was.

Its him.

thechippa Shop | Redbubble

thechippa is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

www.redbubble.com

Studio Chipman – Joey Chipman's Portfolio of Pretty Pictures

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Its him.

thechippa Shop | Redbubble

thechippa is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

www.redbubble.com

His brother's name is CHRIS. The art was done by someone else, who also happened to have the name Chipman. It wasn't even that long ago that this was established. How can you follow this thread and not even know the names of the people we're talking about?

 

[The tired cat]

I dunno why, but it's funny Bobo sperg out about art when he's the fatfuck who wants for all games to be stuck in 90's Era and never change past that.

 

[Flexo]

By all means, he should be near Chris Chan level of supreme cow... and while he is a cringy motherfucker that sometimes can be funny to poke fun at, he also seems to understand when it's time to rein in the autism and not act like a complete asshat.

If you listen to his ds9 reviews, it becomes clear that what helps Raz0r is that he has actual friends to hang out with and they - like most guy friends - take the piss out of him and bring him back down to earth.

It's pretty clear with Bob, Chris, etc that they lack friends to act as these guardrails

 

[CharlesBarkley]

His brother's name is CHRIS. The art was done by someone else, who also happened to have the name Chipman. It wasn't even that long ago that this was established. How can you follow this thread and not even know the names of the people we're talking about?

I honestly cant believe someone with the same last name and similar age group and same region is letting Chris make redbubble mini-skirt profits with his sick deviant artwork.



Chipman on Chipman exploitation is the worst.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

I honestly cant believe someone with the same last name and similar age group and same region is letting Chris make redbubble mini-skirt profits with his sick deviant artwork.

Chipman on Chipman exploitation is the worst.

What the fuck are you rambling about? All I said was that Chris Chipman is Bob's brother. We don't know shit about whoever Joey is.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

What the fuck are you rambling about? All I said was that Chris Chipman is Bob's brother. We don't know shit about whoever Joey is.

It's ok. Breath. Get a mini-skirt.

 

[Papa Adolfo's Take'n'Bake]

I dunno why, but it's funny Bobo sperg out about art when he's the fatfuck who wants for all games to be stuck in 90's Era and never change past that.

Thus he really lives up to the title "lolcow." I don't expect someone genuinely stupid enough to compare modern cinema tot he Sistine Chapel to have any semblance of coherency in regards to his opinions on art.

 

[Flexo]

I honestly cant believe someone with the same last name and similar age group and same region is letting Chris make redbubble mini-skirt profits with his sick deviant artwork.

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Chipman on Chipman exploitation is the worst.

That is the closest Bob's head will ever be to a vagina.

I hope that model got hazard pay.

 

[Mola Ram]

His brother's name is CHRIS. The art was done by someone else, who also happened to have the name Chipman. It wasn't even that long ago that this was established. How can you follow this thread and not even know the names of the people we're talking about?

Might not be his brother, but check out that Facebook page: guy went to Lynn High School. Also, one of his art pieces is Bob in a Mario costume. A cousin, maybe?