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Except instead of a bike blocking his path, he just collapses to the ground wheezing after a short time running.I'm picturing something like this
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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The following string is from like a week ago that I didn't finish but it saved my draft, but I don't have the heart to remove it:
Let me be perfectly clear I think Bob wants to fuck the McMuffin. No euphemism, he wants
Let me be perfectly clear I think Bob wants to fuck the McMuffin. No euphemism, he wants
The Mafia. IT'S A BROOKLYN THING.
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It's like hearing an unfinished symphony.
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Yeah it was an unfinished thought and by the time I came back to it the thread had moved on from Bob and McMuffins. But it was too amusing not to just post.
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I am going to give you a second freebie.
Get..off...Twitter.
Do not use Facebook for anything but to talk to people you know personally.
Do you see your brother? Do you see his Tweets? His addiction to tweeting political shit for twitter asspats is why he lives in your basement right now.
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ackshually bob does not live w/ his bro; nearest anyone can figure is maybe (unless that's changed recently), he's living in the basement under complete butthole strangers in a house that may or may not belong to an aunt.
but yeah, lemme jump in, too. Chris Chipman, just STAHP. No good can come of this, Quit sperging like you been doing, gather what remains of your dignity, and just go "grey rock" - do NOT, under ANY circumstance, let it slip that ANYTHING bothers you on the twitters or anyplace like that.
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Please, keep going. I want to see how well this unfolds.
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Oh i was using old info then.1
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I think the assumption that the Bob's basement was under Chris's house came from how the three places Bob is always documented as being are in his basement, alone in a bar, and hanging out with his brother, usually at his brother's home.
Looking at his social life, it's no exaggeration to say that his brother is his only friend. It would be sad if he wasn't such a nasty individual. As it is, it's one more friend than he deserves.
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Why the McMuffin? The McGriddles are far superior.
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I don't think Bob has had any actual friends and the closest thing he has had was his own brother.
The real warning signs of Bob besides his attitude is that he has never owned a pet and I really don't think he would be capable of looking after one let alone connecting with one.
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I've been been seeing videos on YouTube of a recent Mario FPS fan game someone made. Has Bob mentioned it in any way? I'm curious what he'd think about it. On the one hand he's pitched an idea for Mario paintball before, but on the other he despised Mario + Rabbids because they gave Mario a gun.
Everybody has said or done something stupid at some point in their lives, but most of us learn from those mistakes and move on. There's the saying "The internet never forgets", but I think that could be followed by "the internet can forgive".
It doesn't have to be much. Razorfist has, on paper at least, done far more cringy things than Bob, but his thread is 65 pages long compared to Moviebob's 2500+ pages. No one really brings up his past behavior when he goes on podcasts or interviews.
I wouldn't limit that advice to just Chris. They don't even have to leave the internet. All "The Chippa" and CinemaRobert have to do to stop being a laughing stock on the internet is stop making fools of themselves in public.
Everybody has said or done something stupid at some point in their lives, but most of us learn from those mistakes and move on. There's the saying "The internet never forgets", but I think that could be followed by "the internet can forgive".
It doesn't have to be much. Razorfist has, on paper at least, done far more cringy things than Bob, but his thread is 65 pages long compared to Moviebob's 2500+ pages. No one really brings up his past behavior when he goes on podcasts or interviews.
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Here's a silver bullet question for Chippy, and nicely demonstrates his damage: When's the last time you've been legitimately happy?
I'm not talking humblebragging about something he cares about going well, getting excited for next products, or waxing intellectual about how the glorious superior future will soon be all up on us. I mean actual, unironic, unconditional joy, as only a true Autist is capable of.
Most cows we cover have things they love sufficiently that they can turn to it and show genuine happiness, if only for a little while. Even the most depressed, miserable individual has things they can take comfort in. I don't think Bob's had that in decades. Even Chris, broken delusional failure that he is, has had moments where he sheds the Lolcow for a few minutes and just is able to have fun. Bob cannot.
I'm not talking humblebragging about something he cares about going well, getting excited for next products, or waxing intellectual about how the glorious superior future will soon be all up on us. I mean actual, unironic, unconditional joy, as only a true Autist is capable of.
Most cows we cover have things they love sufficiently that they can turn to it and show genuine happiness, if only for a little while. Even the most depressed, miserable individual has things they can take comfort in. I don't think Bob's had that in decades. Even Chris, broken delusional failure that he is, has had moments where he sheds the Lolcow for a few minutes and just is able to have fun. Bob cannot.
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You try being happy when Orange Hitler is allowed to run for office and horrible mayo wasteland ghouls still have the right to vote. The same right Bob has! This is outrageous and must be stopped.
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Bob doesn't have the intellectual or emotional capacity to be happy without irony or spite.
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Not even when he CONSOOMS PRODUCT
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Exactly my point. He could once.
This is a man who could expound about Mario for hundreds of hours of real time. Identity politics brought out Bob's current self. I can recall a time when Bob wasn't hated, and wasn't as big a fuck-up. When he actually made content with heart, even though that content was goofy and stupid.
If you look back, and you don't see where you've been, then on what path do you actually travel? Bob lost his way, and one can only ponder how many things and people he once loved he was forced to abandon for the sake of belonging with the clique.
Was it worth it, Bob?
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I'm guessing that the change was because someone convinced him that the people he hated in high school and the evil right wingers ruining the world were the same thing. While Bob did previously have an unhealthy grudge against his high school "tormentors", he didn't have the sensation that they were currently actively ruining his life and he needed to be constantly working against them. In other words, the particular way that whoever converted him to SocJus destroyed his mental peace. If there's an afterlife and a final judgement by a just God, someone has a lot to answer for because of that.
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The mouse will save all as long as you've subscribed to Disney+.
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Archive of the NYT article. tl;dr, Matt went around to a bunch of Dollar General type shops and amassed all this cleaner stuff, jacked up prices on his Amazon store, got the ban hammer, and is now stuck with a garage full of supplies.
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plz give me Mommy President!
So funny he had to post it thrice!
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“PARENTS: "My kids are now home all weekdays for a month unplanned - fuck..." DISNEY: [Releases 'Frozen 2' and 'Star Wars' early] https://t.co/4aeMq4fWYk”
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“One of the ways class-only readings of politics don't work for me is that I "know" capitalism is predatory by nature but I can't NOT view this prick as about 10,000 times more evil than, say, Bezos. I guess it's a Luthor vs Joker thing?”
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Archive of the NYT article. tl;dr, Matt went around to a bunch of Dollar General type shops and amassed all this cleaner stuff, jacked up prices on his Amazon store, got the ban hammer, and is now stuck with a garage full of supplies.
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“The need for social distancing from restaurants only underscores the need for relief for tipped workers, freelancers, shift workers, etc. Tax credits & unemployment insurance does not help many of these workers - that’s a huge segment of our economy. We need emergency UBI, now.”
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Counting this as twice due to the initial post and the retweet.
And because you clearly didn't get enough of his goodness...
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The pic he's so proud of.
Much like the Altered Beasts photoshop he did a few weeks back I can't find any evidence of this existing anywhere else which would imply that Bob made it himself. I guess the question is, why?
And because you clearly didn't get enough of his goodness...
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“CDC better get moving because the jokes are only going to get dumber the longer I stay inside: #QuarantineAndChill #amazonprime”
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The pic he's so proud of.
Much like the Altered Beasts photoshop he did a few weeks back I can't find any evidence of this existing anywhere else which would imply that Bob made it himself. I guess the question is, why?
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