Small spain news. I wanna do meme roundup tonight, dunno if I will. So I need to come clean, yesterday I said I couldn't access my computer. The brightest amongst you might've realized that seems unlikely if I'm stuck home. Well you know how @Joseph Stalin has been telling us to ensure our computer works before shit hits the fan? I'm ashamed to admit I didn't follow uncle joe's advice. You really fucking should. Thankfully I have some help from friends who know their shit but... well I dunno, I'm reinstalling the fucking OS right now.
Sorry for that sidestory. So, point is. A few things:
1) morale still high, daily clapping was put at 8 so kids can do it too (yeah that was dumb I know) and its still just as loud as yesterday. Dumb videos and memes are a godsend. Hospital personnel seriously considering lobbying so the measures to keep family members away and better logistics and organization are kept after the outbreak because it's honestly made everything much better than usual. Most people obeying the laws even if we all make jokes about how to break them. Some exceptions here and there but they're really minor and hilariously enough the biggest group of lawbreakers was a buncha southamerican turists in madrid that apparently have no fucking sense of self preservation and wound up being shamed in the news by their origin countries. Fucking kek.
2) testing in spain heavily reduced, not because of the government just because of people not going, so numbers in spain now more heavily biased than before. Hilariously enough "dead" number still being tested perfectly so THAT number you can trust, which of course makes it seem way more lethal than it is, thakfully people aren't dumb and have realized this.
3) remember how I told you italians can still access spain just not their flights? Seems a lot of italians figured that out and made their way here. Good for you, don't let people shame you for trying to survive. NOT so good for moroccan workers from italy that have made their way to Jerez. I say not so good because the reason they went there is to seek a boat to morocco since they closed transport to Italy. OI FUCKTARDS! THEY ALSO CLOSED TRANSPORT TO SPAIN! If you're trying to break travel bans at least do it from a country that CAN do it! Now we got a buncha moroccans stuck here 'cause they're fucking idiots. Well... more moroccans than usual. 'Cause morocco didn't bother evacuating before closing frontiers. I get it, their hospitals are trash what would be the point of sending people there?
4) finally. Just so you can laugh at our mess of a political system. Yesterday as the measures got set in president Sanchez did some fucking weird shit. Even though measures were set to do the reunion through electronic means he forbid them and set it to presence only. Now... that seems like he was trying to force measures in without consent by some doesn't it? Well that's what he was doing. See. The wifes of both president Sanchez snd Vicepresident Iglesias tested positive for corona. Both of them tested negative. BUT Iglesias was honest about it. Sanchez didn't admit it until TODAY, a day after. Yeah it was Iglesias he was trying to keep out. Why?
Well. Iglesias is from Podemos, they're the left party. Sanchez is from PSOE, they're center left. Yes I know it literally means "sofialist worker's party of spain" and they refer to themselves as "socialists", it's still center left. Why? Well muricans got a party called "democrats" who vehemently oppose actually democratic primaries and no one questions their shit you think we have to make any more sense?! Point is. PSOE actually has a lot of dirty backstage deals with PP, the center right party. Yes I know they were made specifically with the stated intention of bringing back fascism they're still center right. I know it's stupid this is spain if you try to figure it out you'll feel like you're taking crazy pills! Anyway point is, the center hates Podemos, because they are heavily pro-transparency, which heavily fucks over their mentioned backdoor shit. And due to the more radical left side of the membership they're considered as and called "communists" by everyone else. Yes I know transparency has nothing to do with communism and is actually more of a libertarian measure just, again, welcome to fucking spain.
Point is. You might imagine what kinda measure our commies wanted. Right? Let's also mention the right wing has hated this so much that they've been slandering Iglesias for even daring to bring it up, claiming it "breaks national unity" for Iglesias to oppose sanchez, and the PSOE has thrown a hissy fit of epic proportions but had to push it through because they knew how many votes it'd cost them (don't worrry sanchez you already lost)... so. What was it? A tax break for the self employed.
Fun fact. The spanish right wing when they were in government made some outrageous taxing to self employed and small businesses, which are paid first day of the month independently of actual success, which might explain why our economy sucks. The PSOE planned to forbid all actions by these commerces and still tax them to hell and back. But they had to save face when Iglesias decided to fuck him over.
Welcome to Spain, the only country where communists protect the free market against the capitalist's overtaxing. And people think it's weird we got a holyday devoted to throwing tomatoes at each other... WOULD YOU STAY SANE IF THIS WAS YOUR POLITICAL LANDSCAPE?!