Diseased Shippers, Anti-Shippers, and Shipping Wars - When fictional characters fucking each other is a political statement

So "Dorothea is a Pure Lesbian Queen" fans are sperging their guts out today:

"Why do people think my NOTP is good?! Can't they see it's STRAIGHT?!"

"I made this graphic of two bisexual women and two possibly bi men, why are people shipping the men with the women when I clearly meant it to be gay gay gay!!"

Because only straight couples ever tease or argue or come in conflict with each other. Meanwhile, gays are forever in each other's soppy bliss composing 10-page sonnets over how angelic their twu wuv looks while they're cutting their toenails of scratching their butt or drooling in their sleep.

At least the bottom tweet is honest but still.

tl;dr "MY precious queen must be a pure lesbian, or no self-respecting woman will ever want her because DICKED PUSSY, EWWWWWWW!"

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The trans fetishism is over 9000, holy shit. Anything so the Lesbian Queen won't toch the evil dick, huh?
 
She’s still touching a dick, it’s an effeminate penis, of course.

And I know I’m asking the wrong questions here, but how does HRT work in medieval ass Fire Emblem times?
Magic, I guess? Or a short and miserable existence, all for dat stinkditch.
 
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I bet that, if either Midoriya or Bakugou were (non trans) girls, this dumbass wouldn't finger herself to their interactions while also being a snide cunt about poor Ochako's "lukewarm het crush" on Deku. She'd call girl"Bakugo "abusive bitch" or refer to girl!Deku as a "weakling" and "bad female character". But hey, if it involves cocks, it's suddenly oh so a-okay! :story:
 
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I bet that, if either Midoriya or Bakugou were (non trans) girls, this dumbass wouldn't finger herself to their interactions while also being a snide cunt about poor Ochako's "lukewarm het crush" on Deku. She'd call girl"Bakugo "abusive bitch" or refer to girl!Deku as a "weakling" and "bad female character". But hey, if it involves cocks, it's suddenly oh so a-okay! :story:

Oh look it's another case of 'men cannot have strong feelings towards other men without them wanting to buttfuck'. (AKA The Steve Rogers and Bucky ship to a T) These are the same fucking people who complain about toxic masculinity and men being stoic or macho being just the worst since they can't be emotional or cry.

Yeah, I wonder why men with normal emotions would hide them when stupid fucks like this automatically assume if he expresses any feelings towards another man means he's a uwu homo-seme who wants to fuck his friend.
 
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I bet that, if either Midoriya or Bakugou were (non trans) girls, this dumbass wouldn't finger herself to their interactions while also being a snide cunt about poor Ochako's "lukewarm het crush" on Deku. She'd call girl"Bakugo "abusive bitch" or refer to girl!Deku as a "weakling" and "bad female character". But hey, if it involves cocks, it's suddenly oh so a-okay! :story:
Don't forget screaming about how anyone that enjoys the ship is an evil abuse enabler who needs to die ala the treatment Reylos get.

If these chicks just admitted they mainly just want to see two dudes bang it wouldn't be as bad. Trying to chalk it up to writing or whatever when you know damn well they'd hate the ship if it was het is annoying.
 
Two things that confuses me about certain female shippers:
1.) Why do they believe that men can't have platonic relationships
2.) Why even ship straight men together?
Because, plain and simple, most of them are fujoshits. They get off on the idea of two dudes fucking, so of course they want all their ships to be representative of their yaoi fetish. They know that men CAN have platonic relationships, it's just that making that the case means they can't cram their fetish into it, so they'd much rather claim that any sort of platonic relationship between two men means they want to bone one-another.
 
Like @Android raptor mentioned, it wouldn't be a problem if the shippers just admitted they think two dudes fucking is hot in a porn sense but fan communities have this hangup about ships being better if they're canon. So basically because of that you've got these shippers trying to justify their ship by nitpicking the writing because canon is good so it needs to be canon. The hangup isn't even just a gay ship thing, as people who were into Avatar the last airbender will remember with Kataang and Zutara.
 
Have I got a story for you guys.

League of Legends is not known for having deep lore, deep characters, or deep stories. Still there is some sort of depth to its writing. But most of the time it is straightforward. Like with Garen and Katarina, one of League's most famous couples. They are rivals turned lovers. That is oretty much it.

However, some dude from China refuses to accept this, and thinks Garen should be with Taric, a dude who is extremely flanboyant, but not confirmed to be gay. He makes all sorts of reaches and justifications to make this ship work, despite my earlier comments about League's writing.

But that's not the worst thing. No, the worst thing is he creates multiple alts to reply and argue against the Garen Katarina ship. Sometimes he will actually use a character's name and try to act in character, but of course, only to his weird interpretation.

He has had Twitter, YouTube, and Reddit accounts for this shit. When the ofdicial League of Legends board was still up, he had an account there too. He probably has more in other social media accounts.

If I remember right, the Garen mains subreddit tolerated him at first, but then banned him and his alts when his posts started spamming the subreddit.

I'll come back with pics tomorrow.
 
Another thing I've noticed is that shippers (SJW/fujoshits, anyway) seem to have a contradictory view about incest. They'll hiss and shriek at it if it involves a hetero incest ship, but then salivate over it if it's gay. I guess incest is okay if it means they can't risk reproducing with each other while also catering to their gay fetishes.

I've been thinking that bingo card someone posted a year or two ago showing you cannot have a "bingo" without being contradicting may actually be accurate.
 
Well, I'm back. I tried using archive services to screenshot, but they don't work. So, I'll just link these two pages filled with remarks in bad english that don't actually prove anything.

 
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Gotta admit, seeing some Reylo tittybabies disguise their shipping butthurt as “feminist criticism” is hilarious. What a bunch of hypocrites. :story:
 
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Gotta admit, seeing some Reylo tittybabies disguise their shipping butthurt as “feminist criticism” is hilarious. What a bunch of hypocrites. :story:
And again, this is all seen as a personal attack on women. Because a man did it. When the worst misogyny of fandom in this day and age comes from OTHER WOMEN. I know there's always gonna be dudebro bullshit in fandom, but lately that's taking a backseat to "us female feminists must protect stupid girls from icky men who just want to ruin our ships."
 
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