DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Local Degenerate]

Says he has no time to play FF7 remake's demo and RE3 remake's demo because of all the other games that are being released

If the exceptional individual wouldn't stall so much he'd be able to finish both on his 1st stream

Imagine a 'big time streamer' playing Morrowind over those. Just...

It boggles the fucking mind.

 

[WolverineGuy22]

Also, I love how he keeps collecting/hoarding money and makes no effort to spend any of it. He probably doesn't even know THAT he can spend it because he's paying no attention to the game mechanics.

He needs that money, to pay his bills.

 

[kiwirevolving]

It's embarrassing how much of a clown he acts like when he hits the tips goal/goes over it

Edit: Says he has no money to go out to eat everyday, even though lately he said how him and Kat went to X/ordered X while on his work days

Eat a dick

 

[tzgnilki]

Says he has no time to play FF7 remake's demo and RE3 remake's demo because of all the other games that are being released

If the exceptional individual wouldn't stall so much he'd be able to finish both on his 1st stream

too lazy to change the game during a stream

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

It's embarrassing how much of a clown he acts like when he hits the tips goal/goes over it

Edit: Says he has no money to go out to eat everyday, even though lately he said how him and Kat went to X/ordered X while on his work days

Eat a dick

When he breaks the tips goal, he becomes more arrogant and carefree when disregarding his audience, talking down to them without fear of scaring off the money
When he doesn't break the tips goal, he becomes more arrogant and petulant when regarding his audience, talking down to them and tugging on their heartstrings by playing the victim

 

[DiabeticSP]

Phil is a tiny, scared, stressed out little man.

The only control he has in his life are his stream and grocery shopping.

He's probably realized bankruptcy wont be auto-stamped and that the foreclosure is liking going to fuck him.

Regardless of what happens this all represents CHANGE, the scariest possible thing in his life.

So he has to act like a dick to his chat because its a defenseless target and allows him to feel in control/tough.

Classic small man/bully shit.

 

[kiwirevolving]

Phil switching from drinking bottled water to drinking water from a mug is a "lifestyle change" for him, and he doesn't get why panic buyers are getting bottled water

 

[Honzou]

maybe he can use some of his endless talent to convert Doom Eternal into a fun and interactive chill game!

"Okay guys I have no idea what do to here. Really need some help.

Oh mister papavera just cheered 200 bits: Shoot the cyberdemon until it dies.

Okay thank you for the contribution, I'll try that out. *snort* See guys this is what a fun interactive stream should be like youknowwaddameen?!"

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

He had a lot of viewers last night, more than I’ve seen on a night stream in like a year. Buncha losers

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Is it true that DSP isn't romancing anyone in Mass Effect 2 because of the usual "I'M MARRIED" shit?

 

[tzgnilki]

He had a lot of viewers last night, more than I’ve seen on a night stream in like a year. Buncha losers

he also hit the beg goal

money + views, this is the equation for success in his eyes, warzone will now stay in a weekly rotation until something else comes up

 

[wahkando]

Is it true that DSP isn't romancing anyone in Mass Effect 2 because of the usual "I'M MARRIED" shit?

Well honestly kind of. Recently he's been doing this fake embarrassment thing whenever there's a scantily clad woman on screen (like the Donkey Kong ring girl at the end credits) or when a female character wishes to romance whomever he is playing as. But you know how he is, if chat tells him he is being ridiculous about something, he will keep doing it or even play it up even more just to spite the few remaining fans he's got.

But essentially, yes.

 

[ZehnBoat]

My favorite moment of tonight was when he tried to get the "no one needs hand sanitizer" line over again. It's like an idiot telling his joke a second time because he didn't think the audience got it. Its like he wants encouragement and for his whole audience to erupt in to statements of "WOW PHIL YOU'RE RIGHT!" followed by chants of "PHIL PHIL PHIL PHIL".

so i just stood up and yelled, and this is the god's ahnest truth, i yelled "peepol, you don't need hand sanitizer. this is exportion! and khet, my wife, agrees!" *thumb*
then everyone stood up and clapped, and that guy was albert epstein, okay?

 

[James Smith]

DSP's issue with 3D games is that once something walks off the screen it doesn't exist to him anymore.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

He lacks object permanence like a baby.

 

[Salubrious]

DSP's issue with 3D games is that once something walks off the screen it doesn't exist to him anymore.

He lacks object permanence like a baby.

You joke about that, but how many CoD games have we watched where DSP gets outflanked and says that the guy SPAWNED behind him?

 

[tzgnilki]

DSP's issue with 3D games is that once something walks off the screen it doesn't exist to him anymore.

I was thinking about this today, watching his nioh begthrough, the amount of times he runs into a wall and starts screaming "I can't move", dude there's a wall there, or he's stuck on a barrel or some object, but because it's off camera-it doesn't exist in his eyes for some reason

any normal person can understand they got stuck, DSP calls for the entire dev team to resign and begin issuing apologies

 

[EmpGulcasa]

So what exactly happened with DSP and Swaggins? I hear Swaggins left, but I just watched the RE2 TIHYDP and he basically walked Phil through the whole game via tips.

 

[wahkando]

So what exactly happened with DSP and Swaggins? I hear Swaggins left, but I just watched the RE2 TIHYDP and he basically walked Phil through the whole game via tips.

I'll just repost this which summarizes the final meltdown which caused Swagginz to go rogue;

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Essentially Swagginz got pissed (justified 100%) after the RE2 flame after Phil mistunderstood what he said and started contributing less etc., then during Philip's Sekiro play-through (which was Swagginz's like favorite game ever apparently) Swagginz was complaining and whining non-stop in chat about how Phil was slating and shitting on the game. This in turn made Phil angry af because he hates any kind of opinion that doesn't align with his own, especially from his pig-drones. This culminated in some really difficult boss on Sekiro many hours into the game, where Phil told Swagginz he's a retarded fanboy and the day after Swagginz stopped coming around and unbanned a bunch of trolls, after which Phil kicked him and passively aggressively whined.

So not really a huge war or anything, just the passive aggressive whining from these terminally online twitchtards.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I figured out a while ago that any criticism aimed at the game is actually DSP criticizing himself subconsciously. He's boring and he knows it deep down.

He doesn't want to play them as everyone has pointed out. He just wants to beg for money. He pays more attention to the pigs than the game so only thing that can happen is btfo.

I like the part where someone said just don’t buy the new games or something and he responded “then how will I cover the newest releases and do my job?”

Is his job covering new games? Then why does he play Minecraft and boomer fighter 2? You’re jahb is being a streamer, nowhere are you required to play every new release that comes out. This is why he seems so fucking fake and un-genuine, he just buys games to buy them hoping they’ll attract new viewers on the merit of being new releases.

Plenty of people do this for a job and don’t feel compelled to buy damn near every game that releases, people have these things called interests and preferences.
He’s more than happy To skip a game if he actively hates it or thinks he’ll hate it, he’d probably enjoy streaming a lot more if he also skipped games he couldn’t care less about and didn’t drag his knuckles through them

I'm guessing he thinks he can somehow miraculously prove he has 5k in expenses all of a sudden and they aren't going to look at previous tax filings.