Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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Two weeks ago, I was just a rando mope who fixed medical gizmos for a living, but today I'm a rockstar who keeps the miraculous magical ventilators that everybody is sperging about running.

Sucks. I guess I should be happy that my job is now beyond secure, and I'll be working full-time for the duration- probably even rack up lots of the OT, but I just want to be cooped up at home being a lazy fuck and shiposting on the internets like everybody else.

The hospital where I work isn't getting slammed yet, but we're scrambling to prepare for the Wubonic Plague pockyclypse. I'm even overhauling this old antique anesthesia machine that belongs in a museum, because it will work as a ventilator.

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Like I'm Fred Sanford in the junk bidness over here.

Enjoy your sloth and sluggardry, quarantinearinos, I gotta get up, drink my cuppa, and trudge off to the salt mines.

I'm essential to the cause.

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God speed, my dude.

Thank you for everything that you do.


He's a Marxist. Colleges have been repurposed as Marxist Indoctrination centers. There's a reason they want to cancel student debt and make college free. Imagine the current SJW epidemic only now instead of it being funded by these lunatics going into crippling lifelong debt, instead they go to school to learn how to be Antifa on YOUR dime.



Of course we fucking are. They absolutely do not want Trump fixing this. They want this pandemic to continue until Jan 2021 when Joe Biden takes over, at which point even if there are still people dying, the virus will abruptly be forgotten by everyone in the media, other than that "Good Ol' Joe" fixed it, like all things are fixed under a Glorious Neo-Liberal Administration, or somesuch tripe.

This is the exact same thing they've done for the past 4 years. Doesn't matter what Trump does, it's WRONG and he SHOULDN'T DO IT, in fact he SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED because IT WAS HER TURN. Why would a deadly global pandemic be any different?

I really don't want to agree with this ... But I do. The fact that Trump is pummeled with questions every day by the press about him saying "Chinese Corona Virus" just proves to me where their fucked up priorities are.
 
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I'm sure it's been discussed before, but I don't know where.

My theories:

1. People are exceptional and think flu means "stomach flu."

2. Toilet paper doesn't go bad and is a necessity, so why not buy as much as you can?

3. One person decided to hoard and it started the whole world hoarding.

4. Buying a lot of something useful and mundane makes people feel more in control.

5. People think toilet paper would be scarce if the supply chain got fucked up. (But TP isn't an import in the US or Australia, so that's highly unlikely.)

Likely a combo. Some people scalped and they're now getting fucked in the ass for it via every internet sale platform imaginable.

Others have likely just bought an extra pack while they were out and about as a security thing.

Another is buying it so they don't have to worry about it longer term. I've done that with some cleaning supplies for years.
 
Natural death rate seems to be at 10%+.

the number alone doesn't mean much, who died when from what? if the system is so overloaded I doubt they can even pinpoint deaths exactly (and more importantly who didn't die), not to mention people dying to the system being overloaded that would do fine otherwise with corona or anything else.
italy is still pretty much an outlier. if you take japan example, it got hit pretty early too, almost completely asian, lot of people in the risk group and they seem to be doing ok.

medical supplies and personnel are hard to come by when every country right now has their own increased demand for it.
 
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I followed this thread as soon as @JosephStalin started it and I stocked up and took the mask out of the closet. I read what was happening in Wuhan, then S.Korea, Japan, the cruise ships, the West Coast and finally at home. I knew it was coming, we all did.

But it finally hit me: I'm sick, I can't be around people and can't leave the apartment unless it's to go to the doctor. My freedom is restricted because a damn virus could kill me or if I have it and live I could kill people around me. It's mind-blowing.
 
God speed, my dude.

Thank you for everything that you do.




I really don't want to agree with this ... But I do. The fact that Trump is pummeled with questions every day by the press about him saying "Chinese Corona Virus" just proves to me where their fucked up priorities are.


It still kills me to my very core that people even now aren't willing to separate politics from what is a global nightmare in the making, it's like some of you said i don't think it'll get the proper time of day it deserves with no bullshit in the equation until it's quite literally in the closest way possible at their front doors. God......just really wish people would just reevaluate this entire situation and try to look at this rationally.
 
Moderate UK Update:

The NHS is at War, quite simply.

In the last 24 hours: 2.6 million masks were shipped to hospitals.

10,000 bottles of hand sanitiser.

Ventilator Capacity increased.

1,400 UK manufacturing companies (Likely in the SME bracket) have stepped forward ready to change their manufacturing capability to making more ventilators.
 
Somewhat related since we talked about media subversion across the globe for a bit... came across this video as I'm working on my translations.

Starting from 12:00, the Aussie talks about how some kind of Russian content farms are able to exploit YouTube's algorithm and create absolutely fake videos. It's not just fake baking videos or tips anymore, they are making fake historical revisionism stuff (as we see it) too.

To put that in perspective, their collective existence is bigger than PewDiePie's.

Gee, they are the third largest publisher on the planet, with their fake shitty videos that could even hurt people. It's probably good that China is barred off, can anyone imagine the subversive content that can be pumped out of 1.4 billion people?

Russia taking over China, Europe and Japan? Wow they can actually go fuck themselves.
 
The stress is really hitting now. Our daily sales in store have tripled each day this past week and our stock is starting to dry up. Orders aren't allowed to be processed for customers because product isnt being made fast enough. Managers all doing double shifts because a few colleagues have gone off. People giving up holiday to come in and help. On my side, business is booming but the place is becoming a cesspool of sick, angry people demanding goods. On the other hand, my partners work have fired 80% of their staff and told him he's still employed but getting half his wages - if that.
We're trying to keep ourselves okay by telling ourselves we'll just have to be careful with money / the whole country's fucked but shit, this is really bad. I still stick by that people are absolute fucking lemmings. I've never been asked 'do you have this in the back' or 'well WHY isnt my order here' this many times before. My manager uploaded a video of themselves thanking staff, while simultaneously pretty much having a break down due to sheer stress. If corona doesn't get most people, stress will.
 
Spaaaain news once again coming in with 90% less lolcowism than yesterday, guaranteed! Morale is high. Like REALLY high. Shit hasn't actually gotten better at all but I guess after so many days of stress people have just finally snapped and gone back to being happy just because shit hasn't gotten even worse, which is the spanish way. In retrospect I might've even have to thank those assholes from madrid. Their little stunt is now a meme, and more importantly it put into perspective how polarized shit had gotten. Woooo neleh, I can't help but laugh when I finally got to the page where I had to censor a message 'cause I snapped at poor rando for making a meme I misunderstood. God damn.

So, to describe how high morale gas gotten. Here's a meme done by Puerta del Mar's kitchen staff.


Translation: *dish falls and shatters* kitchen chief: hey! Who did that? This is serious stuff! There might be sanctions! We might even send someone home for a whole week!
Everyone: ME!!
Kitchen chief: no! Here we gotta keep working. But you. *points at camera* stay home! *cheers all around*

Also, if you're wondering about the masks. We gave 'em a call just in case. They claim they did it that way for the joke. On the one hand, they're totally the kind of people to do do. On the other, they're totally the kind of people that would lie about having done it on purpose. I think I already talked to you about these figuras. I love them. I also sometimes want to murder them, which is a perfectly reasonable attitude by spanish standards.

On Andalucia supplies are still rationed, seville has a good stockpile, told you they wouldn't let that fall, but we get it. Plus we can always just send them our sick if it gets to that, so morale has gotten right back to celebrations all around despite all. Shit tomorrow they might even forget madrid hoarded so much stuff like that. The Madrileños were always the panicky ones, and they admittedly have more cases, it's already forgiven, even if we still think they should've handled it waaay differently. Again, love them, sometimes want to murder them. It's the spanish way!

Also, here's a hilarious but telling anecdote. Seems here in cadiz we've been expediting paperwork a lot compared with other areas. So today at first the number of people asking for leaves and shit like that (which btw they're not getting. As I told them, direction's just never gonnanconcede for obvious reasons. Like, I get everyonr with vulnerable people home being scared of bringing this shit to them but they're not giving you the leave for that you're wasting your time), shit is. I could swear that was a lot of people at this point. And my union contact didn't recognize most of them... and then one called, and he talked weird, had an accent. No matter I thought, I'm used to dealing with that, but he kept interjecting weird words. I guessed he was a migrant. Most importantly at one point he just couldn't find the fields I was telling him to field. So I finally asked "where the hell are you?" He was from fucking CASTILLA Y LEON. That's on the other side of the fucking country! More importantly. Spain is decentralized, like burgerland. Paperwork from a province doesn't work for another. This is like someone from louisiana filling paperwork like they do it in california. It's not valid! So my union contact hsd to get in the group and warn them: we only know how to do paperwork in cadiz. This particular group is for advice directed at profesionals from cadiz. And asked who was not from cadiz... yeah we spent all of today and a big part of yesterday filling wrong paperwork from people outside the province. We even had a fucking basque of all things. Welcome to spain!
 
And the Military, both the State Nation Guard Units, and the Active Duty Federal Military will tell deBlasio to Fuck Right Off, and to give his request to the New York State Governor. "Mayor of New York" is not Civil Leadership as far as the Military is concerned. deBlasio is nobody. His demands wont be answered (deBlasio does not request, he demands.). If he starts any shit, they would just shoot him.

If Big Bird keeps this up, we might see Cuomo finally remove him from office (the Gov of NY can remove local electeds in certain circumstances). Hell, if he does, the bail reform debacle will be totally forgiven and he'll definitely earn another term in 22' if not have a good shot for the president nomination in 24'.
 


key or essential workers children will still be able to go to school as key workers jobs are considered essential right now.



if anyone is interested in the legal side and what the corona virus bill would do a barrister wrote some comments about that


 
I really don't want to agree with this ... But I do. The fact that Trump is pummeled with questions every day by the press about him saying "Chinese Corona Virus" just proves to me where their fucked up priorities are.

Some people have suggested them acting like woke shitheads is a coping mechanism. Everything's falling apart, we're about to enter a new paradigm in which we simply aren't going to have the energy and societal capital to pretend to give a shit about woke politics and shit like "genderfluid" troons demanding we use an app to keep track of their pronouns.

This is similar to how in 2018 or so they started realizing that their woke shit wasn't resonating as much as it used to, so they started repeating it louder and more often. The ride is over, the pendulum was already swinging back but now is getting a huge push because of this. And on some level, the radical lefties know it.

The world is changing around them, their progressive pseudo-religion isn't important to 92% of the West, and they're about to discover people are going to toss pandering to their stupidity aside the second real shit goes down. We were able to put up with their dumbfuck bullshit about a "gender spectrum" or "racial microaggressions" because life was easy from 2005 to 2020 or so. But life is about to get significantly harder for most of us.

But another big part of it? It's that these shitheads still see Trump as the bigger threat than a deadly pandemic. They see them losing their power, and globalist progressivism collapsing as unsustainable as a bigger threat than a virus that, best case scenario, kills 3% of the population, a number that rapidly rises to 20%+ if our healthcare system gets overloaded, not counting knock on effects which will drive it even higher.

They'd rather we all die of the Chink Cough than admit they were wrong, or god forbid, that Trump was right.


Even if there's a vaccine that comes out tomorrow -- there won't be -- and "cures" everyone over the course of the next few weeks / months... The economy's done for the next few years. Absolutely done. Our supply chains are effectively gone. It's going to take years to move shit out of China and into other countries, even presuming China and the other countries aren't collapsing inwards because of this shit hitting them even harder than us. Everything's going to cost more, and there won't be near as much of it.

And I fully expect China to do ANYTHING they can to prevent companies from leaving, up to and including just stealing whole companies' factories and the like and releasing official Chinese knockoffs of their products. Hell, I half expect them to do something REALLY Chinese, like start explaining that they totally always owed Vietnam -- sorry, "Little China" -- and will be moving troops in to protect the "Little Chinese" from US aggression.

They're saying the airlines are going to be bankrupt by May without ANOTHER bailout, just for them. I hate to see what the forecasts look like for other industries, but I imagine it's all pretty fucking similarly bad.
 
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Wow, salute the poos.
They are using hard to remove stamps commonly used on livestock in abattoirs to label people that are quarantined.
At least they aren't using tattoos... yet.
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List of bullet points for anyone who starts claiming that, "saying this is from China is racist" bullshit. Because I'm starting to see the 'China is innocent' narrative pushed WAY harder lately.

>China knows about it since late November
>actively keeps it secret
>orders testing labs to destroy samples of the virus at the very beginning
>silences medical professionals who try to warn their colleagues about a spread of a new SARS
>covers it up
>has the largest collective banquet in the world in Wuhan
>covers it up
>spread goes exponential in Wuhan
>forced to admit it and start taking action in January
>silences journalists that try to expose the hellish situation unfolding in Wuhan
>Chinese CDC state that they are 100% sure the virus originated in Wuhan.
>China uses its influence in the WHO to convince the world that its nothing to worry about
>incinerators running 24/7 in Wuhan
>reports of people being sent off to incinerators while still moving
>WHO tells world its nothing to worry about and to not restrict travel to and from China
> China massively under reports the number of infections and deaths, the infected graph looks simulated and Japan confirm that China do not count suspected cases in death numbers
>WHO praises China
>virus starts to spread around the world
>WHO say its not a pandemic just an epidemic in many countries around the world
>becomes a global pandemic the likes of which the world hasnt seen since the Spanish Flu
>China then decide to shift the blame on to the US
>China threatens to cut off US medical supply and "drown them in a sea of chinese virus"
>China claim it's racist to say the virus comes from China

Don't let the CCP get away with the cover-up.
 
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I'm starting to get nervous. My USA city said their social distancing ban could last up to 18 months. 18 months? With no bars, restaurants, or even school? This seems really extreme for the Wuhan's body count. Can someone reassure me that 18 months of purgatory isn't going to happen? I hate this.

It's shit like this that gives me a real real big :thinking:. These are not the responses of a bad chest cold. These are the responses of something that is "oh fuck, hope you were in your bunker already" levels of bad.

Remember during the speech when Trump mentioned AIDS and everyone on stage looked super uncomfortable?

... Does this thing fuck with your immune system? I heard mention of it earlier but passed that off as crankery.
 
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