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iLoveDoe said:
Once he finds something to tard cum money out of, he doesn't let it go

Days Gone started his begging to people to buy shit off his Amazon Wishlist so he doesn't have to pay taxes. And if you just gave him $60 on stream for him to buy a game he'd still bitch about it and says how he won't buy the game that way
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Just remember....it's only for special occasions!
 
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This week highlights why I don't think people should be actually angry at Phil. For all his lies and attempts at staving off his own massive cognitive dissonance, he clearly is a bitter old NEET who only takes joy in gin and gambling. He has no friends, his Khet is of at the Jim and he is dependent on an army of wheelchair children to pay his gambling debts/"adult bills". And as I'm sure we all know, there were many things he could have done to change this.
 
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His contributors are so diverse
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Sad thing is, he sees no problem with this and a lot of people are supporting him.
 
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L.I.M.B. Commander said:
Someone mentioned as to why the more money you give Phil the more he treats you like shit....I think the reason is because he doesn't respect any of his paypigs. To him "they are a bunch of spineless ducks, fuck em". Not to mention they are all a bunch of super special exceptional individuals that can't string together a coherent arguement to save their lives.

IMO if he had a choice between us as a fanbase and them he would pick us in a heartbeat. The problem with that is simply we know too much shit about Phil not to mention for me to actually voluntarily give him actual money he would have to put on an actual suit made of meat and survive the next hour being chased by every known carnivore known to mankind...
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A relevant quote from a Sam Vaknin video:

The narcissist especially resents his benefactors and sponsors because they remind him of his inferiority, his neediness, and his helplessness. Diderot, the 18th century French encyclopaedist, wrote: “Rousseau is a monster. He hated all those he had reason to be grateful to.” Rousseau, of course, was a prime narcissist. He had a series of benefactors, mainly ladies, and without a single exception he devalued them and discarded them when they reached the end of their useful life.
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Adamska said:
I'm still baffled on why he just doesn't do that instead given the Pigcult clearly doesn't give a shit and will still financially kill themselves for their Pig Overlord.
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I think because he somewhat believes that he's a "gamer" who "loves" playing video games. Also his a majority of his "fans" all come to see his kwality khantet and "gaming skills".
 
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Crunchy Smegma said:
And he will likely be using doordash, which effectively doubles the price of whatever you're buying through delivery, service, and tip fees. :stress:
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One of my friends is a big lonely loser and was having all his food delivered for months, was told it he was paying 40ish dollars for subway to be delivered. But he was also tipping well, ironically something tells me phil isn’t that big on tipping others

Also sorry I didn’t check the thread so not sure if this was discussed but I saw this
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“Is Kat finishing Dsp's donation goals when he is on break? https://t.co/Hv8mKx7zRg”
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Apparently someone was playing Minecraft while he was on a “break”?
 
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Adamska said:
I'm still baffled on why he just doesn't do that instead given the Pigcult clearly doesn't give a shit and will still financially kill themselves for their Pig Overlord.
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He knows he can't carry conversation for 5 minutes, let alone 5 hours. His Ask the king nonsense is like 3 hours, and that's with him soliciting questions for literally months ahead of time. As soon as the pre-approved questions are done, he just sits and looks at chat.

Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Apparently someone was playing Minecraft while he was on a “break”?
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Papavera had him doing something automatically to gather resources all day.
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink said:
Also sorry I didn’t check the thread so not sure if this was discussed but I saw this
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“Is Kat finishing Dsp's donation goals when he is on break? https://t.co/Hv8mKx7zRg”
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Apparently someone was playing Minecraft while he was on a “break”?
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please don't be stupid, and atleast try to find the context

before his break he said he was logging into minecraft to do some autistic shit for papavera

would be better just to point and laugh at him forgetting to mute than some conspiracy about jasper playing minecraft
 
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So help me god, Phil just said that Doom used to be a cover shooter while complaining that he had no cover to hide from the enemies in Doom Eternal. He's not targeting the flashing weakpoints that this game introduced and is getting his shit pushed in. This is incredible.
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Stuff like this is why I hope he never stops streaming. Just imagine Phil 10 years from now, closing in on his 50th birthday, playing whatever shooter is popular at the time. It's already a pathetic bitchfest but as time goes on and his reflexes become even worse it will just get more hilarious for us.
 
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Salubrious said:
14 hours in, and DSP is just now learning about parries.

Which he'll never use.


EDIT: DSP just flat out said that he knows he has more viewers than usual, but that it doesn't matter "because it doesn't equate to any kind of income or anything, and I don't expect them to."

Just balls out said that he doesn't give a shit if more people are watching him if he doesn't get more sheckels.
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wait you're saying he knows how many stream viewers hes got? but he always insists that he doesn't!
 
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