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What if Chris Chan lived in West Virginia instead? Like I dunno, somewhere random like Bolivar, WV.
 
Hogar Grupal said:
What if Chris does have a kid, but he and his wife had it at the same age as his parents when they had him? Would the cycle continue?
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Chris is undergoing/underwent actual hormone treatment to become the goddess he is, today. Doing this also has a high chance of making you sterile. I'd say that there is a solid 0% chance of him having a child, currently, even less as he ages.
 
CheesyBoy said:
Chris is undergoing/underwent actual hormone treatment to become the goddess he is, today. Doing this also has a high chance of making you sterile. I'd say that there is a solid 0% chance of him having a child, currently, even less as he ages.
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What if he never got the hormones and trooned out?
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
What if he never got the hormones and trooned out?
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Honestly? He would probably still be looking for a boyfriend-free girl in much the same way as during the classic era. He probably could have remained in that loop well into his 50s or 60s if things had gone even just a little differently for him. Classic CWC could still be on his love quest in hospice.
 
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Joseph Robinette Biden said:
Honestly? He would probably still be looking for a boyfriend-free girl in much the same way as during the classic era. He probably could have remained in that loop well into his 50s or 60s if things had gone even just a little differently for him. Classic CWC could still be on his love quest in hospice.
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A virgin with rage in his 50s. I don't know of anyone who's gone through that. Prior to Mia Hamm, Chris was very desperate to get some China. His Facebook posts were dark to the point where he actually thought of suicide. For not losing his virginity. I Blame Bob for not taking Chris to a brothel or Tijuana like most father's do with their sons when they come of age.
 
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Joseph Robinette Biden said:
Honestly? He would probably still be looking for a boyfriend-free girl in much the same way as during the classic era. He probably could have remained in that loop well into his 50s or 60s if things had gone even just a little differently for him. Classic CWC could still be on his love quest in hospice.
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Bold of you to assume he'd even get hospice.
 
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Broseph said:
What if Michael Jackson invited Chris to Neverland Ranch in the early 90's when Chris was a child?
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Chris would’ve had a great time, then blamed MJ instead of the babysitter for his selective mutism/autism. As soon as Borb realized the potential multimillion dollar settlement at stake she’d put him in lockdown, on the advice of the scummiest attorney willing to take the case pro bono.
 
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BIG CATS said:
Chris would’ve had a great time, then blamed MJ instead of the babysitter for his selective mutism/autism. As soon as Borb realized the potential multimillion dollar settlement at stake she’d put him in lockdown, on the advice of the scummiest attorney willing to take the case pro bono.
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They'd probably go with the "They took advantage of my son with autism!" defense. Then Barb would blow all of it on an even bigger hoard; Bob might have the foresight to invest it or put it away in a trust fund so Chris has something to live off of. Then again this is back when he still had hope Chris would still make something of himself.
 
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Argh My Cigar said:
They'd probably go with the "They took advantage of my son with autism!" defense. Then Barb would blow all of it on an even bigger hoard; Bob might have the foresight to invest it or put it away in a trust fund so Chris has something to live off of. Then again this is back when he still had hope Chris would still make something of himself.
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Well shit if that Sonic contest included a visit to Neverland Ranch then possibly that future would’ve been interesting. A timeline where Chris is a trust fund baby.
 
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Cedric_Eff said:
Well shit if that Sonic contest included a visit to Neverland Ranch then possibly that future would’ve been interesting. A timeline where Chris is a trust fund baby.
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So basically exactly the same. Even if he had a trust fund, he’d still e-beg. Instead of emphasizing mortgage payments, he’d play up Barb’s medical expenses or something. Trust funds aren’t unlimited money pools— it’d basically be another tugboat for him that’d relieve some of the financial pressure. Barb would definitely blow it on new kitchen appliances that she’d never use and a new car every six months until whatever hypothetical settlement they were awarded runs dry. This happens quite a bit with poorer/uneducated folk who come into a large sum of money: they pretty much burn through all of in a year living a conspicuously luxurious lifestyle until they can no longer sustain it, then back to the trailer park they go.
 
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What if Chris was Asian? Like what if Bob after his divorce decides to go to Korea or Japan?
 
What if Chris lose ability to use social media?
 
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