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Doomer Faggotry
That was a well thought out, totally unexpected, well-enunciated post.
With such intricacies using respected citations.
I will now gobble your cock.

Since you've admitted you have autism, that was sarcasm.

Oh my fucking god!
Would you quit shitting up this thread you tard.
I actually want to read about corona bs here. But every time I go to see if you left or at best got thread banned your still here.
Go make a fucking thread about yourself in "community watch" or something
This is his thread, but you have a point, this faggot is shitting up the Happenings subthread, which is apparently possible, by virtue of having a retarded thread with an 'official' looking title.
 
If you weren't concerned about any of this then why did you try to run around and mass delete everything? You can't really have "Well, I'm not squirming" and "Got my heart pounding for a minute there" in the same statement. If you're not bothered, then you can just let us know what you ran around and deleted.
 
Look, I know you guys get rock-hard embarrassing and shaming people. That's your whole shtick, right? Pretty bog-standard sadism kink, I have to admit.

So, when you encounter someone like me, who's not embarrassed or ashamed in the slightest, you get confused and blue-balled. You don't know what to do.

this right here confirms you have a fundamental misunderstanding of what this forum is for.
but by all means, keep posting.
 
This is his thread, but you have a point, this faggot is shitting up the Happenings subthread, which is apparently possible, by virtue of having a exceptional thread with an 'official' looking title.

Fair point. I guess I should be happy I dont see him outside this, too often.
I just keep seeing his walls of text of stuff that doesn't add much.
 
Nobody likes a smug autist, David. Let me show you a few things we didn't miss.

David Andrew Jamison Jr.
2026 E 16th Street, Bremerton, WA 98377

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Derpibooru
David's original Derpibooru profile:

David's Derpibooru profile after being deactivated. Name conveniently changed to his deactivation date, big ups to Derpibooru admins for the hint:

David asks a hard-hitting philosophical question:
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David getting real horny for cartoon ponies in the comments, strangely preoccupied with spooning and sniffing them:
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David acting like he participated in the political movements of the 1990s, i.e. the decade when he was still learning how to walk and use the big boy toilet:
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Fimfiction
David's account on a My Little Pony fanfiction site, because of course he'd have that. Three different URLs to show that he's switched his account name twice after he got outed here:

David's post about becoming a paypig member of that MLP fanfiction site, plus the site's Patreon page to show that his Gold membership costs $20/month.
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David's cringy grimdark pony fanfiction "Revanchism":

Fanfiction.net
Various iterations of David's fanfiction.net profile with different usernames (TrainDodger, Allan X, The Allanx):
One of these has a title and description for his Halo x Powerpuff Girls fanfiction "The Son of Reach" — haven't found a full version yet:


Bungie.org Forums
Edit: Shout out to @zedkissed60 for discovering this deep vein of tard gold — all I did was excavate it.

An 11 year old David shares his Sonic fanfiction, then has a complete fucking meltdown when nobody responds within 8 hours:

The Sonic fanfiction that David wanted people to read:

David mourns the untimely passing of his sister by describing his plans for an autistic airship named the "David Carrier":
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Young David shares some of his random access humor, gets mad when people treat him like the sped he is, insults someone for spelling Ritalin correctly, then proceeds to talk shit about "idiots and kooks" like his recently deceased sister:
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A 20 year old David describes his personal hygiene standards:
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Digital Wild West
Digital Wild West is/was David's personal forum. According to the site it's down for "maintenance":

According to David he's closing the site because he's sick of paying for it, but according to the evidence he's full of shit. Here's a Google Cache showing that the site was still operational on 03/26/2020, presumably before he realized he'd been doxed:

And here's the WHOIS record for his domain showing that he just renewed his registration for another two years on 01/18/2020. I don't know about you guys, but when I'm sick of paying for something I don't pay for two years worth of that thing in advance:

Here's David shilling his forum elsewhere:

Questionable Questing
Profile (second link shows his ban was lifted):

Corona sperging and ban:

Some QQ members talking shit about David:

SpaceBattles
Profile wasn't archived before he deleted. There may still be a cached version, I didn't look too hard:

Corona sperging & ban:

Other users discussing his ban:

In case you thought that David regaling people with the autistic history of his usernames was a one-time thing for Kiwi Farms, here's him doing it on SpaceBattles:

Sufficient Velocity
Profile where David claims that he's female:

David chimping out about somebody cyber-deadnaming him in a thread about one of his other autistic conspiracy theories, with bonus pronoun sperging at the end:
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Sufficient Velocity users respecting David's genderspecial status:
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Frozen in Carbonite
Profile:

A 28 year old David fails to convince his mommy that he's a big enough boy to handle meeting a stranger at a My Little Pony convention:
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David getting so high off his own farts in the Coronavirus thread that even his buddy Rufus from the pony convention was talking shit:
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The Sietch
Profile:

David foresees his own downfall, proceeds to dox himself on Kiwi Farms anyway:




David takes a page from the Jaden Smith playbook:


David laments the fact that cars are being designed for safety and efficiency over aesthetics, cries about being psychologically harmed by boring architecture:


We Hunted The Mammoth
David was tarding out so hard on this blog that the owner had to make a post about cracking down on his shitty comments:
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David responded to this by saying he's socially awkward and doesn't understand people (i.e. has autism) and that his comments were an exceptional social experiment:
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Gawker (Kotaku / Jezebel / etc.)
Kinja profile that tracks his comments on various Gawker blogs:

More tranny shit:
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David Andrew Jamison Jr. - The Full exceptional individual DLC
Since David is so proud of his ability to delete fucking everything, I wrote some scripts to archive fucking everything first. The text* file attached to this post contains over 1,700 archive links that cover most if not all of his posts on any currently active accounts I mentioned in my post. There are some cached versions of shit he already deleted too, but my primary focus was on preserving everything he hasn't had a chance to purge yet. Wanna see all 800+ of his posts on the bungie.org forums? They're in there. His comments on various Gawker sites? They're in there.
* It's technically a JSON but Null is gay so I had to change the extension. You can still open it like a text file if you're a boomer though.

Can you make this the OP, @It's HK-47 ?
 
Can you make this the OP, @It's HK-47 ?
I'm not really in the business of deciding who does or doesn't get a thread, that's something that should be taken to TTS or the Proving Grounds. For what it's worth I already asked Null if we should be concerned that someone was basically Halal'ing themselves in their own thread, and his response was essentially that he ignored all of the sign-up warnings so it's his own fault. Apparently Dodger also requested that the thread be deleted.
 
Don't be mean to David. He cares deeply about us kiwis.

You guys want less doom and more hope? You want to fight and win against this thing? I have a plan. Listen up.

I've been looking into something called DRACO. It's an acronym. Double-Stranded RNA Activated Caspase Oligomerizer.

These videos explain what it is and what it does.




In a published scientific paper in Plos One, it worked exactly as expected:


Here's how it works. First of all, DRACO is what's referred to as a biologic. It's a protein expressed by modified E. Coli cells in a bioreactor which is then purified by column chromatography, separating out just the specific protein.

In the standard formulation, DRACO consists of an HIV TAT transfection tag combined with Protein Kinase R and Apoptotic activating factor 1 binding domains, although other formulations exist.

Basically, when DRACO is injected in someone's body, it uses the TAT delivery tag to enter the intracellular space of pretty much every cell in their body. Once inside, it looks for viral double-stranded RNA above 30 base pairs, which is non-human. If there isn't any, it does nothing. If viral dsRNA above 30 base pairs is present, the DRACOs will begin binding to it with their PKR ends, and then, their exposed Apaf-1 ends will bind and crosslink the cell's own caspase, immediately ordering the cell into apoptosis. It's non-toxic and does absolutely nothing to healthy cells.

In short, it's like a mini-Judge Dredd that goes into all the cells in your body and, if it finds viral RNA in them, it goes "Standard Execution", BANG.

It also should work on SARS-CoV-2, in theory, because even though SARS-CoV-2 is a single-stranded RNA virus, the transcription process in human cells creates double-stranded RNA that DRACO can detect.

DRACO was injected into mice (with no ill effects for the mice) and then, those mice were injected with influenza, and nothing happened. It totally prevented them from being infected.

It's like a universal vaccine, and it confers 8 to 10 days of protection before the proteins break down.

This thing was investigated about 9 years ago by DARPA as a possible broad-spectrum antivirus for US troops to use in case of pandemics or bioweapon attacks. A grant was lined up from the Templeton Foundation, but it fell through when they were reorganized.

Eventually, the creators got so frustrated with the lack of funding, they turned to Indiegogo crowdfunding for money, but they still weren't able to get enough.

I know petitions are bullshit, but I signed this one, anyway:


Maybe we could tweet this thing at Trump or Elon Musk and see if they'd be willing to spare any dough for it?

This could be useful for more than just SARS-CoV-2. It's also theoretically effective against influenza, colds, herpes, et cetera.
 
Words words words words woooords.

Buddy, the ship has sailed. Even if your information was all true (no proof), EVEN if your doomposting had any real weight (which it doesn't), people are no longer listening. There is no point and literally no one gives a shit. We are more interested in your shitty fics and autistic behavior than anything related to Corona-chan that spews out of your maw.

It's over. Embrace your autism and admit defeat.
 
I don't care I was doxxed. I don't care I was banned from all my favorite forums. I don't give one solitary fuck about any of that shit. That's unimportant. It's very, very low on my list of priorities, right now.

Bet you do tho, bud.

Tell me some more of your theories. So if I do get coronavirus and my dick doesn't literally fly off, what then? Also, how do we keep our dicks from literally flying off? Or super spooky "posturing" postmortem? I guess just remind me why you're here, again?
 
Even if your information was all true (no proof), EVEN if your doomposting had any real weight (which it doesn't), people are no longer listening. There is no point and literally no one gives a shit.
Even if it was all true and we were all listening and gave a shit, we are a bunch of nobodies on the internet and in no position to actually do anything about it.
 
Bet you do tho, bud.

Tell me some more of your theories. So if I do get coronavirus and my dick doesn't literally fly off, what then? Also, how do we keep our dicks from literally flying off? Or super spooky "posturing" postmortem? I guess just remind me why you're here, again?

Abnormal posturing is what drowning victims and people with severe concussions do because of brain damage.



Numerous leaked videos have emerged of COVID-19 victims collapsing with rigidity and extension of the legs, indicating severe neurological issues:




And if you don't think this is actually happening, here's the motherfucking New York Times saying it:


(Archive Link)

Neurologists around the world say that a small subset of patients with Covid-19 are developing serious impairments of the brain.

Although fever, cough and difficulty breathing are the typical hallmarks of infection with the new coronavirus, some patients exhibit altered mental status, or encephalopathy, a catchall term for brain disease or dysfunction that can have many underlying causes, as well as other serious conditions. These neurological syndromes join other unusual symptoms, such as diminished sense of smell and taste as well as heart ailments.

In early March, a 74-year-old man came to the emergency room in Boca Raton, Fla., with a cough and a fever, but an X-ray ruled out pneumonia and he was sent home. The next day, when his fever spiked, family members brought him back. He was short of breath, and could not tell doctors his name or explain what was wrong — he had lost the ability to speak.

COVID-19 is a highly transmissible neurotropic disease, on top of everything else it does to the body.
 
Abnormal posturing is what drowning victims and people with severe concussions do because of brain damage.



Numerous leaked videos have emerged of COVID-19 victims collapsing with rigidity and extension of the legs, indicating severe neurological issues:




And if you don't think this is actually happening, here's the motherfucking New York Times saying it:


(Archive Link)



COVID-19 is a highly transmissible neurotropic disease, on top of everything else it does to the body.

I asked simple questions and you answered literally none of them. :(
 
you know going "I have an idea to pitch" on a doxxing forum is the dumbest fucking thing, right? this is why you got banned from the paedophilia erotica forum called Questionable Questing, the retarded nazi support group called Spacebattles, and the lawyer LARPfest called Sufficient Velocity.

Edit: You know just reacting and not logging off is the problem here right? you fucking did half the work for this shithole.
 
I don't understand why this asshole can't focus all this crazed manic sensationalized energy to add to our many wonderful cow threads. That kind of needless compiling requires a lot of autistic attention to detail and he would have fit in well there.

This is literally just pissing into the wind with no one around who gives a shit.
 
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