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I think it’s also a nice scapegoat so that if/when they regret it they can blame the drugs/hormones.
"You shouldn't have taken advantage of me! Even though I was begging for it on social media! It was the hormones!”
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"You shouldn't have taken advantage of me! Even though I was begging for it on social media! It was the hormones!”
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What fucking retard keeps his crafting table OUTSIDEWhat. A. Douchebag.
While the alpha troon is busy trying to fix the farm he got scammed into buying, Kevin's been playing an awful lot of Animal Crossing. Now for most people, video games are escapism. We want to live out things we can't in real life.
Kevin on the other hand just wants to be his infantile diaper faggot self, even in the game.
This is a man in his 30's.
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You spent 99% of the time outside.
Fishing rod broke? Easy, just go to the next table and craft a new one without stupid loading times.
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Ok but when all of your supplies are inside the house in storage. I ain't got time to hack at a bunch of trees or stalk down rocks when I have a hoarders lot of the shit inside.
Just my two cents trying to make a joke to make myself feel better because he put his BABY FETISH IN A CHILDRENS GAME FFS
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Some sticks and iron are just 2 slots in your inventory which has 40 slots. I strongly recommend you do that if you like to fish a lot (or catch bugs).
And this is a big ass off-topic but I don't care. Kevin is really boring, to be honest, every day I come to this thread and nothing changes. It's always the same tweets. This dude is incapable to post anything that's not a bunch of "cute" buzzwords. He has no personality whatsoever.
And this is a big ass off-topic but I don't care. Kevin is really boring, to be honest, every day I come to this thread and nothing changes. It's always the same tweets. This dude is incapable to post anything that's not a bunch of "cute" buzzwords. He has no personality whatsoever.
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My theory is that Kevin's becoming extra cuntish lately because the honeymoon period of "oh my gosh h*ckin h*ck I have a vagina!" has worn off. He thought he'd be healed and good to go by now, and instead he's left nursing a stinking perma-wound with deep fissures in it, living in a ranch with barely any power, a busted truck and a bunch of other trannies that try to avoid him and are about to run out of their precious (and utterly unneeded) hormones. He's realising that getting his dick lopped off has made not one iota of difference to his unfulfilling life, unless you count extra pain. As everyone who wasn't a deluded troon had warned. Aka kiwi farms and the terfs were right.
Insert comment about making your bed and lying in it here.
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I disagree, Kevin is still intriguing in the varying ways he can horrifically present himself. But whether a person find Kevin interesting or not isn't a good reason to devolve the thread to argue about an unrelated video game.
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In all their hentais pregnant girls are horny bitches, so of course it must be the progesterone!
And we're supposed to take these people seriously as more than a disgusting sexist caricature of women? I'm less offended by drag queens than this shit.
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Remember when Kyle made up that story about his mind-shattering female orgasm in his first try? Lol. I noticed he has stopped constantly (mostly) talking about actually playing with himself all the time. Shit must be bad down there.
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I always found drag queens really, really, really cringey. There's just no justification for grown-ass men putting on cartoony, ugly makeup and strutting around going "yaaas queen". It's not as offensive as it is stupid. Every time I see one of them shoehorned into an otherwise normal commercial or something I feel so much second-hand embarrassment. It's by far one of the worst subcultures of the modern age. I have no idea why it's considered empowering or whatever
My first reaction: "Which one of these freaks is Kyle, again?"
I follow a YouTuber called Julie Vu, who has gotten SRS. He has one video about how he regrets getting it because sex isn't as pleasurable, and he still prefers to take it up the butt. Virtually every honest troon regrets the surgery. Even the lying ones like Kevin accidentally reveal how painful and disgusting it can be.
The photo of the top of his frankenhole made me so uncomfortable, like I've never seen anything like that in my life.
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I don't get it either, but at least drag queens aren't trying to at best bully, at worst rape by coercion/deception people into fucking them (sometimes with the added negative of a medical disaster that they expect you to put your mouth on)
So any guesses on when the twitter lies about horniness and loving it don't work anymore and they all kill themselves?
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...or each other.
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Goddammit. That’s the second time I’ve called Kevin Kyle. He’s just such a Kyle I guess.
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So maybe it's just me, but whenever I hear about transwomen and/or troons in general lament their vaginoplasty, it makes me wonder if they think that the female genetalia is some bastion of sexual sensation and super responsive in the first place. Like they somehow expect to still have the same level of sexual stimulation after the fact. Even if the vaginoplasty was a perfect one to one replication of a real vagina (which it isn't, as we know), do they not realize that the age-old joke of females never orgasming isn't 100% a joke? I guess not, since none of them have probably ever seen a real vagina in the wild, let alone serviced one.
After all, a man's glans is compromised of a huge bundle of nerve endings; makes it super easy to get off, compared to a woman's vaginal canal, which has less concentrated bundles of nerves. Stimulation was never an issue for these troons because they had sexual stimulation on easy mode since day one.
If anything, the surgery is giving them an accurate female experience when it comes to sexual stimulus, what with the difficulty most natal women experience achieving orgasm from penetration alone. Shouldn't that make them more ~EUPHORIC~ now that they can truly know what females have to work with? Top it all off with much lower testosterone than normal and their libidos are going to tank considerably. They'll likely never experience fully satisfying orgasm ever again.
Like I said in a previous post, I'm all for people doing whatever they want to their bodies, provided it doesn't hurt anyone else. I don't care about the actual surgery process since it's not my junk being rearranged. But goddamn, some of these troons being disappointed or regretting the decision to literally halve their sexual epicenter and invert it, thinking they would still experience the same gratification afterward, does frustrate me a bit.
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That's because they like to deny biological differences between men and women, and have reduced the concept of gender to "men wear pants, women wear dresses". Of course, most adults know that the sexual organs of the two sexes function very differently, what different sex hormones do, and most of the fundamental differences between men and women outside of sexual stuff. A lot of these guys just want to be the pornified version of a woman, because they got addicted to shemale porn and think makeup is fun, but they don't actually realize that being a woman is a lot more than having certain hobbies. Like, it's become so politically incorrect (or whatever you want to call it) to say that a little kid playing with the "wrong toys" is just a tomboy, or that men and women go as far as instinctively thinking differently about a lot of situations. A lot of these guys really think that the fact that they like their eyebrows being on fleek literally outweighs all of the things that make them nothing like actual women. I'm absolutely not trying to turn this into a debate about feminism or anything, but it shows how perverted our understanding of gender and sex have gotten. Like, a woman is a woman because she's female, and she can be a morbidly obese butch lesbian in her 60's that's never worn makeup or a dress - but she's still a woman. None of them want to be her, they want to be a specific image (usually the hawt trannies that make a living from getting porked).
And our bodies aren't seen as a gift, something to treat well and never abuse, they're seen as something to mold to our fucked up standards at any cost. Don't like your nose? Someone can fix that. Think that being a woman is liking pink things? Someone can fix your dick for you. Even if your sex drive, day to day behavior, way of processing situations, and everything else about you is 100% male. The genital area is just something to be altered and swapped out like getting a new pair of shoes.
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To the surprise of absolutely no one, KevKev is horny again (or claims to be)
Good news everyone! His new dildo is arriving on Wednesday. But didn't he just say he was being patient? I bet sticking a monster dildo to your wound will help the recovery.
Plus some asspatting, of course
Itching again? I bet with how eager you are to wash anything it can only mean that the wound is healing
Some bonus stuff!
KevKev gets angry about a joke he did not find funny.
The horny thing few messages ago got (in)famous, and totes does not give a fuck about all the haters
[I don't get the tongue showing thing. It's gross and makes you look stupid. Maybe I'm just old, but still/SPOILER]
KevKev gets exited about new plural friend
Full image how we really don't care
Classy
When booze alone just doesn't cut it
and finally, we have this queen totally slaying
Good news everyone! His new dildo is arriving on Wednesday. But didn't he just say he was being patient? I bet sticking a monster dildo to your wound will help the recovery.
Plus some asspatting, of course
Itching again? I bet with how eager you are to wash anything it can only mean that the wound is healing
Some bonus stuff!
KevKev gets angry about a joke he did not find funny.
The horny thing few messages ago got (in)famous, and totes does not give a fuck about all the haters
KevKev gets exited about new plural friend
and finally, we have this queen totally slaying
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The person who did the row row row your boat tweet was probably joking about the 'if you see a crocodile don't forget to scream' version but it doesn't surprise me that Kevin doesn't understand jokes and also gets angry about that fact
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People get angry at Kev for various understandable reasons, but he's only ever made me laugh until now - christ, that row your boat autism is making my knee itch for face. 
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things that trigger Kevie;
- Being called Kevie
- Cis people on Twitter
- Biological facts
- Row row row your boat
fuck me Kevie, if laughing at lolcows added calories I would weigh more then Hamber and Chantel in a VW bus