Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[TelemeresDaddy69]

It’s all nonsense. Those first 2 screen caps I’m sharing here were posted in SOFALAW and appear to be a group chat so it looks like someone’s pozloading my neghole again and trying to steer the tard ship.

Has he actually gone back to rambling about telomeres openly? Guess it's his coping mechanism when homeless

 

[mothman96]

Has he actually gone back to rambling about telomeres openly? Guess it's his coping mechanism when homeless

Maybe he thinks Dr Eisenberg has forgotten all about him and he's desperate so he started up again.

 

[Rogowski]

Maybe he thinks Dr Eisenberg has forgotten all about him and he's desperate so he started up again.

He’s homeless what could he possibly have to lose if the doctors decided to come after him? He’d welcome a stint in jail nowadays. In other news he’s still posting.

 

[Am_Shaegar]

MRSA has eaten his brain, it seems

He wrote a random UWU. Not only that, but he did it wrong.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Being mad at tards is stupid, I know. I am now stupid. Or have I always been stupid, and it took Lucas's gibberish for me to acknowledge it?

Anyway, this "Zoomer slang" bullshit is strangely infuriating. I feel his gibberish transcends cringe and violates some primal, unspoken taboo. My instinctive response is to hoot like an ape and smash him with sticks and rocks. Maybe defile his corpse to show my contempt?

Am I the only one having this reaction? I hope not.

I take back everything Ive ever said about catfish and trolls spoiling his free range milk. May he find his Bluespike and be coerced into putting things in his butt.

I am disgusted and ashamed by how much I loathe Lucas.

 

[WonderWino]

It’s all nonsense. Those first 2 screen caps I’m sharing here were posted in SOFALAW and appear to be a group chat so it looks like someone’s pozloading my neghole again and trying to steer the tard ship.

I see he is back to spouting telomere nonsense about studies he is doesn't understand and has been flat out threatened with legal action for not shutting up about. Shows how stupid he is that he's opening that can of worms again. Thats just what he needs now: eisenberg suing him and getting a big chunk of his tardbux taken every month. Though if he is too stupid to keep his mouth shut about it after multiple warnings he has it coming

That said, the whole ghost pepper bidet stuff shows how much he violently hates anyone who doesn't give him exactly what he wants and how passive aggressive he is about it

He’s homeless what could he possibly have to lose if the doctors decided to come after him? He’d welcome a stint in jail nowadays. In other news he’s still posting

He has a big chunk of what little he makes from his tardbux to lose, making his life on the streets even worse than it already will be. That aside, he's terrified of going back to jail, as he's said several times when talking about his 50 day experience from the suzanne incident. Though considering his mental health problems and the crazy shit he has been talking about since he got thrown out on the street he's as likely to have a mandatory trip to the nuthouse for an evaluation and forced medication be a mandatory part of any judgement they got against him. Either way he knows it would work against him. Another trip to a nuthouse makes him look even crazier and drives away the zoomers, as will being a creeper with even more time in jail than he already has. He can't pull the 'that happened years ago you shouldn't be talking about it! i'm totally not a criminal!' if he spends any more time in jail. Even he knows it works against his lovequest

 

[Club Sandwich]

It’s all nonsense. Those first 2 screen caps I’m sharing here were posted in SOFALAW and appear to be a group chat so it looks like someone’s pozloading my neghole again and trying to steer the tard ship.

what do you guys think "quaccina" means? he's had a few variations of that. along with "gallouse" he's heard it somewhere and is both misusing it and trying (and failing) to spell it phonetically.
edit: reading those facebook posts, he's about 10 words away from bix nood muggfudda, et c. easily trying to be the cringeist wigger in existence.

I see he is back to spouting telomere nonsense about studies he is doesn't understand and has been flat out threatened with legal action for not shutting up about. Shows how stupid he is that he's opening that can of worms again. Thats just what he needs now: eisenberg suing him and getting a big chunk of his tardbux taken every month.

generally speaking, welfare benefits cannot be garnished outside for very specific instances like child support or certain types of nondischargeable debts.

also he appears to be feeling out if the telomere train can be put back on the tracks.

 

[Dread First]

I take back everything Ive ever said about catfish and trolls spoiling his free range tard cum. May he find his Bluespike and be coerced into putting things in his butt.

Literally every malevolent troll and/or ween that ever plagued Chris should be unleashed upon Lucas. Lucas's Gen Z ramblings make Sonichu look like the Epic of Gilgamesh by stark contrast.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Being mad at tards is stupid, I know. I am now stupid. Or have I always been stupid, and it took Lucas's gibberish for me to acknowledge it?

Anyway, this "Zoomer slang" bullshit is strangely infuriating. I feel his gibberish transcends cringe and violates some primal, unspoken taboo. My instinctive response is to hoot like an ape and smash him with sticks and rocks. Maybe defile his corpse to show my contempt?

Am I the only one having this reaction? I hope not.

I take back everything Ive ever said about catfish and trolls spoiling his free range tard cum. May he find his Bluespike and be coerced into putting things in his butt.

I am disgusted and ashamed by how much I loathe Lucas.

The catfish were always funny, as was Dream Chaser trolling him. Anyone who pretends otherwise is lying to themselves. The pedo creep deserves what he gets when all he does is double down on his worst behaviour even when faced with constant evidence it doesn't appeal to anyone nor get him women like he desperately wants

Can someone please translate his slang as the few zoomers I know don't talk like hood rats

also he appears to be feeling out if the telomere train can be put back on the tracks.

Hopefully enough people call him out on his bullshit he realises even he can't get away with it, then again he never stopped the stronger DNA age gap thing since being contacted, he just stopped using the word telomeres until now

 

[Dread First]

Can someone please translate his slang as the few zoomers I know don't talk like hood rats

I don't even think real zoomers talk like that outside of just being ironic on social media. There's always gonna be new slang but slang never resembles pidgin English. I'd imagine his terminal fucking autism caused him to latch onto some ironic slang he came across from a meme and now he's inventing his own caustic strain of pidgin English in a desperate bid to create an attraction sign.

 

[Rogowski]

what do you guys think "quaccina" means?

Two ideas coming to mind that could be totally wrong for all I know:

A) Quaccina is a made-up“black name” used to stereotype black women the way racists will call black kids Shaneequa or Jerome as a way to pigeonhole them as idiotic black people

B) Lucas has been hanging out with homeless Mexicans and he’s taken the word Cochina (which is Mexican slang for filthy girl/whore/slut/etc) and he’s either misspelling it or juxtaposing quarantine with cochina and form the comedic gem known as “Quaccina”

 

[AbraCadaver]

Two ideas coming to mind that could be totally wrong for all I know:

A) Quaccina is a made-up“black name” used to stereotype black women the way racists will call black kids Shaneequa or Jerome as a way to pigeonhole them as idiotic black people

B) Lucas has been hanging out with homeless Mexicans and he’s taken the word Cochina (which is Mexican slang for filthy girl/whore/slut/etc) and he’s either misspelling it or juxtaposing quarantine with cochina and form the comedic gem known as “Quaccina”

Alternatively, he is now attracted to ducks.

 

[WonderWino]

Two ideas coming to mind that could be totally wrong for all I know:

A) Quaccina is a made-up“black name” used to stereotype black women the way racists will call black kids Shaneequa or Jerome as a way to pigeonhole them as idiotic black people

B) Lucas has been hanging out with homeless Mexicans and he’s taken the word Cochina (which is Mexican slang for filthy girl/whore/slut/etc) and he’s either misspelling it or juxtaposing quarantine with cochina and form the comedic gem known as “Quaccina”

Option B sounds about right for lucas

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Option B sounds about right for lucas

I can't see any Mexicans, homeless or not, that could stomach hanging around a creep like Lucas long enough to teach him new words. Then again idk how awful Spokane homeless are so there might be some fellow pos homeless he's latched on to for companionship despite how much he hates socialising without the promise of sex

 

[Club Sandwich]

MRSA has eaten his brain, it seems

i'm convinced he's only ever heard some of this stuff. "ouchea" and "outchea" are attempts as transliterating spoken word to a written post. i'm pretty sure the context for it is "out here" referring to i guess being homeless. but look at the end there, it's just sound effects. "wubba lubba"? "aaaaaaaa"?

much earlier in the thread, Lucas had some autobiography thing where mentioned his bizarre pattern learning behavior in regards to slang ("Wassup" demanded a response of "No Gots" or something along those lines). so i guess the recent... boomer-esque posting of terrible attempts at zoomer/ebonics vernacular is an outgrowth of that in some way.

 

[WonderWino]

i'm convinced he's only ever heard some of this stuff. "ouchea" and "outchea" are attempts as translating spoken word to a written post. i'm pretty sure the context for it is "out here" referring to i guess being homeless. but look at the end there, it's just sound effects. "wubba lubba"? "aaaaaaaa"?

much earlier in the thread, Lucas had some autobiography thing where mentioned his bizarre pattern learning behavior in regards to slang ("Wassup" demanded a response of "No Gots" or something along those lines). so i guess the recent... boomer-esque posting of terrible attempts at zoomer/ebonics vernacular is an outgrowth of that in some way.

So..... he basically sounds things out like a literal 5 year old in kindergarten and even at 40 spells far worse than said kindergarten kids?

Somehow that doesn't surprise me

On that note i'd love to see him try to say something and/or spell something in German, just to see how much of a total mindfuck it would be for him

 

[wenttobermuda]

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much earlier in the thread, Lucas had some autobiography thing where mentioned his bizarre pattern learning behavior in regards to slang ("Wassup" demanded a response of "No Gots" or something along those lines). so i guess the recent... boomer-esque posting of terrible attempts at zoomer/ebonics vernacular is an outgrowth of that in some way.

I thought of this, too, as I'm fascinated by Lucas's 2010 Reflections. Lucas demonstrated an understanding of Slang as a series of formal, ritualized questions and answers. Not a dynamic, living use of language, but something like a liturgy or exchange of secret passwords.

Spoiler: Nuttin maynerd, suppitchoo?

I somehow taught myself the word, "Dude" as a response and not just calling your buddies "Dude". Then another funny one, "Wasuuup?" Then I heard this other dude say "Wassuuuup?" And he followed it by another word, well one of two words, If it was "Bro." (Wasssup, brooo?") I had the urge to say, "Nuttin, maynerd. Suppitchoo?" So I did. This was weird because the other word was always "Bra" Now, if the next guy had said, "Wasssuuuup, braaa?" He'd also say "Wanna smoke some weeeed?" And I would say "Sure" and smoke some weed or I was like "What's weed?" And he'd explain it to me and I smoked some weed with him. The other scenario was followed by "Supitchoo?" It was usually followed by the other guy saying, "Noffin, yao." This usually meant he wanted to buy some weed and I knew this...

So when Lucas was 18, his use of slang was cringey. It has gotten cringier with time. Once, he was merely a crazy dork; he is now an old, crazy dork aping what he thinks Zoomers say, in some sort of poon incantation.

 

[BIG CATS]

This is a fucking joke by a comedian and I’m pretty sure he’s not realizing that.

A Lucas prayer:

“Dear God,
Living without a car is unfair! Just like when you let the Nazi party kill all those Jews years before I was born- THANKS GOD. *eye roll*
If you existed you’d give me a car and license. But you couldn’t even stop the fucking holocaust or get me a gen Z chick. Either you hate me or you’re siiiiimp afff


Amen”

 

[AnOminous]

Can someone please translate his slang as the few zoomers I know don't talk like hood rats

Much of it just seems to be schizophrenic word salad. It doesn't even make any actual sense. It doesn't help that he doesn't know what much of it means anyway. He'd probably already be starting another stint in the nuthouse if he can only talk in literal gibberish at this point, so I assume he shapes up when he has to interact with humans.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Much of it just seems to be schizophrenic word salad. It doesn't even make any actual sense. It doesn't help that he doesn't know what much of it means anyway. He'd probably already be starting another stint in the nuthouse if he can only talk in literal gibberish at this point, so I assume he shapes up when he has to interact with humans.

I doubt he does much interaction with humans beyond lining up for a bed and free food at a shelter