"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow

[Tragi-Chan]

Still, wouldn't it be great if he gave himself the Darien Thorne treatment and lopped his dick off? He's already not going to be passing his defective genes down to the next generation, and seeing as he hates his penis so much (supposedly) yet has been turned down for GRS for being a fat unhealthy mentally unbalanced 'tard, there's only one option left....

Except he couldn’t tell anyone about it.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Still, wouldn't it be great if he gave himself the Darien Thorne treatment and lopped his dick off? He's already not going to be passing his defective genes down to the next generation, and seeing as he hates his penis so much (supposedly) yet has been turned down for GRS for being a fat unhealthy mentally unbalanced 'tard, there's only one option left....

Phil would probably fuck it up and go the full Dorian Thorn; dick off, balls still attached. So he can still get horny but can't do anything about it.

Permanent, never-ending impotent frustration. So, not much different to his life now really.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I thought Phil already got rid of his dick.

After making the horrible decision to remove his balls, I thought he wanted that "unwanted penis" gone.

Ah well. At least the Pandemic is keeping him indoors so he cant pretend to be on Antifa, which is something you really need balls for. You cant rage without testosterone you know.

I hope he stocked up on Artisanal Pizza. He isnt vegan, or Diabetic so he needs to eat all he could.

 

[KiwiJoe]

I'm considering editing the two Encyclopedia Dramatica articles about ADF in my spare time because why not. Just restoring the missing pictures since the current ED wiki fucked up again and lost most of them.

Ahuviya Harel - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.wiki

Ahuviya Harel - Encyclopedia Dramatica

web.archive.org

Adf-fuensalida - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.wiki

Adf-fuensalida - Encyclopedia Dramatica

web.archive.org

Been wondering if anyone knows where I can find the specific full resolution pics of ADF to restore these articles, before potentially updating text-wise post-2017?

I'm wondering what else to add and what's missisng from the articles since ADF hadn't been doing much these days beyond eating artisanal pizzas.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

I'm considering editing the two Encyclopedia Dramatica articles about ADF in my spare time because why not. Just restoring the missing pictures since the current ED wiki fucked up again and lost most of them.

Ahuviya Harel - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.wiki

Ahuviya Harel - Encyclopedia Dramatica

web.archive.org

Adf-fuensalida - Encyclopedia Dramatica

encyclopediadramatica.wiki

Adf-fuensalida - Encyclopedia Dramatica

web.archive.org

Been wondering if anyone knows where I can find the specific full resolution pics of ADF to restore these articles, before potentially updating text-wise post-2017?

I'm wondering what else to add and what's missisng from the articles since ADF hadn't been doing much these days beyond eating artisanal pizzas.

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The ADF-Enchilada article is a fascinating time capsule. Back when Phil was just a creepy yaoi fanboy with a boner for Israel and a creepy obsession with some DeviantArt weeb girl. Now he's CEO of Antifa Highway Patrol, Full-Time Pizza Connoisseur and Troon Extraordinaire. They grow up so fast

 

[obliviousbeard]

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The ADF-Enchilada article is a fascinating time capsule. Back when Phil was just a creepy yaoi fanboy with a boner for Israel and a creepy obsession with some DeviantArt weeb girl. Now he's CEO of Antifa Highway Patrol, Full-Time Pizza Connoisseur and Troon Extraordinaire. They grow up so fast

Indeed, it reminds me of the old days when he used to be more active, and had subforum for himself. We were all younger spergs back then, full of autism and hope to see latest tardcum from our favourite bondage walrus when we logged in.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Indeed, it reminds me of the old days when he used to be more active, and had subforum for himself. We were all younger spergs back then, full of autism and hope to see latest tardcum from our favourite bondage walrus when we logged in.

I miss when he would pop up with a new hideous tattoo every few months for us to laugh at.

He should start blacking out all his old stuff to show solidarity with antifa. Why wear black when you can be black?

 

[KiwiJoe]

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The ADF-Enchilada article is a fascinating time capsule. Back when Phil was just a creepy yaoi fanboy with a boner for Israel and a creepy obsession with some DeviantArt weeb girl. Now he's CEO of Antifa Highway Patrol, Full-Time Pizza Connoisseur and Troon Extraordinaire. They grow up so fast

I admit I came in late to the ADF cinematic universe. I discovered him around early 2013ish on ED and that was when he was still in the transitional phase between being a Hetaliafag (especially his cringy PRC cosplay) to a full blown proto-Antifa LARPer.

I miss those days. It was much more strange back then. Now as legacy, every time I imagine Hetalia, I'm reminded of him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I miss when he would pop up with a new hideous tattoo every few months for us to laugh at.

He should start blacking out all his old stuff to show solidarity with antifa. Why wear black when you can be black?

And then he’d have a new minority identity.

 

[break these cuffs]

And then he’d have a new minority identity.

He'd be scared out of his fucking mind because black people would probably come up and try to talk to him.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

He'd be scared out of his fucking mind because black people would probably come up and try to talk to him.

I don't think anyone of any ethnic background is so hard up for conversation that they'd talk to Phil.

 

[Graffiti canvas]

Phil needs to die along with this thread and all its subforum spawn in spergatory with it. Phil is no more. He is a deceased cow who has drained their utters dry for social media attention points.

 

[CheesyBoy]

He'd be scared out of his fucking mind because black people would probably come up and try to talk to him.

Bold of you to assume that they won't just think he's doing some blackface shit and make him swallow his teeth.

Deep down he knows he doesn't pass as Latinx, so there's no way he could convince anyone he's black.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Phil needs to die along with this thread and all its subforum spawn in spergatory with it. Phil is no more. He is a deceased cow who has drained their utters dry for social media attention points.

Phil is an iconic cow. It would be like getting rid of the Chris board because he stopped tweeting for a while.

Besides, shutting down the thread would give him exactly what he wants. Once the thread disappears, he'd start posting again about how he bashed the fash for good this time, and we'd have to re-open the thread because he'd be being funny again. Phil does this "laying low" shit all the time but he always comes back because he can't live without the attention.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Phil is an iconic cow. It would be like getting rid of the Chris board because he stopped tweeting for a while.

Besides, shutting down the thread would give him exactly what he wants. Once the thread disappears, he'd start posting again about how he bashed the fash for good this time, and we'd have to re-open the thread because he'd be being funny again. Phil does this "laying low" shit all the time but he always comes back because he can't live without the attention.

Well, he’d chimp out, then he’d try to bait us into reopening the thread. Pretty sure his current silence is due to his Antifa buddies telling him to STFU while they drain his tugboat.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Well, he’d chimp out, then he’d try to bait us into reopening the thread. Pretty sure his current silence is due to his Antifa buddies telling him to STFU while they drain his tugboat.

"You wanna try out that new pizza place that opened down the street?"
"Love to, but we're all unemployed in Portland. How will we afford it?"
"Don't worry about it, check this out. PHI- uh, IZZY HELL! GET IN HERE! THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT ANTIFA BUSINESS FOR YOU TO TAKE CARE OF!"

 

[The Un-Clit]

"You wanna try out that new pizza place that opened down the street?"
"Love to, but we're all unemployed in Portland. How will we afford it?"
"Don't worry about it, check this out. PHI- uh, IZZY HELL! GET IN HERE! THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT ANTIFA BUSINESS FOR YOU TO TAKE CARE OF!"

In all honesty I can only wonder how any human being, even an Antifatard could actually call Phil 'Izzy Hell' with a streight face, or without surpressed laughter in thier voice saying it. I've tried a couple of times just here and cannot do it without sounding sarcastic.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

"You wanna try out that new pizza place that opened down the street?"
"Love to, but we're all unemployed in Portland. How will we afford it?"
"Don't worry about it, check this out. PHI- uh, IZZY HELL! GET IN HERE! THERE'S SOME IMPORTANT ANTIFA BUSINESS FOR YOU TO TAKE CARE OF!"

“An army needs to be kept provisioned! You’re the Crime Minister, so you can have creamed beef like a real soldier!”

In all honesty I can only wonder how any human being, even an Antifatard could actually call Phil 'Izzy Hell' with a streight face, or without surpressed laughter in thier voice saying it. I've tried a couple of times just here and cannot do it without sounding sarcastic.

“Izzy a super soldier? Izzy hell.”

 

[CheesyBoy]

In all honesty I can only wonder how any human being, even an Antifatard could actually call Phil 'Izzy Hell' with a streight face, or without surpressed laughter in thier voice saying it. I've tried a couple of times just here and cannot do it without sounding sarcastic.

Fuck, is he still trying to make that happen?

 

[muh_moobs]

I miss when he would pop up with a new hideous tattoo every few months for us to laugh at.

He should start blacking out all his old stuff to show solidarity with antifa. Why wear black when you can be black?

b-cuz dats 4 niggos