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Another quick episode of Polish numbers: the Not So Bad Edition. 370 new cases, 16 deaths, 62 recoveries. The epidemic's progress has been largely stagnant for a week now. With luck, maybe we're actually past the peak and the numbers are in plateau for a while and will start declining soon before second wave hits. Restrictions remain in place for now, we still have to go through Easter and things could go sideways if too many families decide to throw caution to the wind and meet up. Also masks will be obligatory starting a week from now.

Once again I find myself wondering about what's going on in France. There was 1400 dead in a day recent, now there's 1300 today. How come we don't hear many horrible stories of overwhelmed healthcare from there like we did from Italy or Spain?

Can't have an overwhelmed healthcare system if you just let people die.
 
Or just cook your own shit with your quarantine free time. Do those people think that all their takeout is bathed in hand sanitizer or something? Cardboard and paper seems to hold coronavirus the longest so if someone coofed on your McRib wrapper..
Lol, you made me mentally visualize people straight up eating hand sanitizer.
I'll bet more than a few assholes out there have done it thinking it will protect and not kill them.
 
2020 is going to need its own chapter in the history books. What else are we in store for? Great comets? Yellowstone going off? Tasmanian tiger found?

Good. Something positive at last. Bet the guardian is wishing him well while grinding their teeth in fury.

all the boomers were mocking Best Week Ever when it came out in 2004 because "why do we need to spend 20 minutes recapping all the internet culture from the past week"

but seriously, every year of the 2010s could have an 18 hour recap, and we would barely scratch the surface. 20 minutes to talk about all the shit that happened this month seems like it wouldn't even be enough. plus the announcer was awesome and hearing him go "Dramatic Chipmunk You're having The Best Week Ever" was one of my favorite things,

Of course hearing some shithead New York comic's hot takes on everything doesn't sound that appealing nowadays, but the format was on point.

I didn't even realize that "Clap for the NHS" thing was real, i thought it was a satire like when Mr.Show had that rap broadway musical. or "arm wrestling with Chaz and Dave" or "Inner City Summo"

This is like Hands Across America but even more stupid. everyone walks out of their house and claps during an airborne virus pandemic
 
The National Clap annoys the fuck out of me. It is the worst kind of smug effort-free virtue signalling. It’s the doorstep KONY hashtag. It’s bullshit to allow the emotionally incontinent fuckwits that compose 85% of the UK population to feel that they “showed love to the NHS”.

If you really want to show love to the NHS? If you really want to “help our heroes”?

Text everyone you know who works for the NHS frontline, or has a household member who does. Ask them if they need a loaf or pint of tard cum left on the doorstep. Offer to grab an extra tin of soup for them, or some pot noodles, or some fucking Flash bleach spray.

Text everyone you know who’s elderly, or immunocompromised, and offer to do their shopping. Let the people most in danger stay safer, because the NHS doesn’t need to be intubating any more people than absolutely unavoidable.

Offer to pick up and cash in prescriptions for those people. Help them stay away from GP surgeries and GPs, who are still seeing coof patients in “assessment centres”. Help them away from pharmacies where the brain dead are rocking up with probable coof and asking for “an antibiotic”.

Support proposals to raise the minimum wage for our “key workers”, the poor bastards still stacking shelves and getting screamed at on the tills so that the rest of us are still able to buy booze and crisps. The lowest paid in our society have worked the most hours and been the most exposed throughout this bullshit. Support with your custom those businesses who have taken good care of those workers and chucked them a much needed extra few quid.

But don’t fucking clap like a monkey. The people you are “supporting” are mostly at fucking work anyway.

The neighbours all aborted the National Clap pretty fucking quick when spouse appeared in scrubs and PPE shouting up the front drive, “Have you got the bleach handy? Come and clean me up, the house call I went to is dying”. Fucking clapping isn’t going to help that poor bastard, or whoever will be intubating them in due course.

/madontheinternet /smellingofbleach

>Tiny modicum moment of people trying to celebrate in a small way folks the vast majority have always respected and really can't do much about as they're told to stay home and to keep all interaction to a minimum.

>Spouse acts like twat and causes small celebration to collapse instantly.


I'm sure you both feel very fucking smug about taking that tiny fucking moment of togetherness away from folks.

EDIT: In fact I'll hammer home your household's cuntishness on this. I'd fucking love to do that only

1) Most of the staff I interact with live miles out the way in a different city within a different county and commute into Pillockshire to work at the hospital.

2) I have PV, and blood pressure issues. So can't really be running around out there grabbing random shit for people who do this work and massively increase my risk.

3) Fuck your spouse for such an unreasonable request as asking people to fucking wipe him down with bleach when there's a deadly pandemic about and those folks won't have fucking PPE to protect themselves while wiping their arse down.

4) NHS staff get an hour in most supermarkets all to themselves now as a thanks from the supermarkets and give them a chance to get their vitally needed household supplies.

In fact I know most of the folks I'd just seen outside my house on my street clapping along have various health issues which put them at risk to the point they've all be staying home as much as fucking possible. I'm sure they'd love to help out getting supplies or other shit for the NHS as would I.

But we can't.

So I slam my fucking hands together instead for two minutes once a week with all my neighbours.

But it'll be for the staff I know. Not your cunt of a spouse.
 
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Lol, you made me mentally visualize people straight up eating hand sanitizer.
I'll bet more than a few assholes out there have done it thinking it will protect and not kill them.

If you buy your shelf stabilized (tinned, canned or dried) or frozen food, wipe down the outside of the container with alcohol or a bleach-based cleaner and then make sure you heat the food up enough to inactivate the virus you're probably pretty safe. Shelf stabilized or frozen food should hopefully have been treated in way that sterilized it and it seems like temperatures above 60°C should inactivate the virus. It's not that hard to make sure everything you eat has been exposed to 100°C actually - just make sure it boiled. It's hard to see a virus survive that. Even most bacteria would not.
 
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99.03 temp isn't considered a temperature. A healthcare worker would not look twice at 99.03 oral temp. He should take a drink of water, or turn on his AC. Frederick is being dramatic.
Archive of Fredrick tweet: https://archive.vn/MY8eG
i think we can all agree that kelly once again hits the nail on the head with his artistic commentary:

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how does he do it? amazing...
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Oh dear.

State and local police responded to a large disturbance at Monroe Correctional Complex Wednesday evening after a couple hundred inmates began threatening to set fires and possibly take corrections officers hostage, a Washington State Patrol spokeswoman said.
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It wasn’t immediately clear what touched off the disturbance.

However, the conflict unfolded on the same day inmates at the prison’s minimum-security unit were told that additional inmates had tested positive for COVID-19. On Monday, DOC confirmed the first infection in the unit. Late Tuesday, the agency announced two additional inmates had tested positive. And Wednesday, the DOC acknowledged an additional three inmates had tested positive, for a total of six at the prison.


had tested positive for COVID-19 (Archive)
There's something called antibody-dependent enhancement where having antibodies similar to the serotype of virus doesn't neutralize or kill it but actually causes it to bind to receptor cells. It's not well understood and there are various theories as to how it can happen but the fact some people can get infected, recover, get infected instead and then not only become sick again but very sick is scary. Here's a not very well written Wikipedia article about it: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antibody-dependent_enhancement
Antibody-dependent enhancement (Archive)
It's fine, it's more creative ways that we can punish people. Like how the Blimp of Heanor has now been sacked from her legal firm and her political career is in ruins.
been sacked from her legal firm and her political career is in ruins (Archive)
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Yep, here comes the spin. "Here's how the experts were so wrong that they were actually right. That's a good thing!"

Nah, the IHME models factored in Social Distancing and every single time they try to revise their estimates the numbers go down further and further. Your IHME model was dogshit. Everything you people push is dogshit. If you told me the sky was blue I'd go outside and check.
1.Philip Bump's Tweet: Source (Archive)
2.WaPo linked from Philip's tweet: Source (Archive)
OK, I know Fauci knows what he's talking about medically, but......seriously?

https://thehill.com/homenews/admini...i-dont-think-we-should-shake-hands-ever-again
Archive of The Hill article: https://archive.vn/B8hJH
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Thanks VICE """"""News"""""""! I am sure this will age like fine tard cum. I think we need a running list of companies that peddle and sell Chinese lies about this damn virus.
1.Vice News tweet: Source (Archive)
2.Vice News's mobile app linked in their tweet: Source (Archive)
From the lolcow County that is Derbyshire, I bring you.....

An arsehole showing COVID-19 symptoms biting, coughing punching and spitting on staff. What's funny is they spelt his name differently but I suspect it's this dude. Right age, same name but spelt very slightly differently so not totally sure. (But local press is notorious for not spell checking these days).

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EDIT: Oh, and the Times has released some polling. Makes for some interesting reading.

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Govt popularity up. The UK as a whole, UK people up and up.

CHYNA hahahahahahaah

Also the media lobby, incessently pretending business as usual and asking the same question 35 times to try and gotcha people who seem to know how to now handle them. MY SIDES. They're almost as unpopular as the PRC!
An arsehole showing COVID-19 symptoms biting, coughing punching and spitting on staff (Archive)
No one should be defending the EU or looking at the EU for salvation during this pandemic. EU bureaucrats only know how to do one thing well, and even in the midst of a global pandemic they are busy doing what they do best: "Corona-bonds, a joint borrowing instrument", ie pushing for the creation of more debt:


Also, a reality check with regards to the medical system in Germany:


In other news, Dr. Seheult for MedCram went into the Ivermectin research in his new video


I had already seen another new item about this research a couple of days ago, so I am including that earlier video below. I am unsure about using an anti-parasitic on a body under extreme duress but we'll see when and if there is a human trial.

research from Australia on using the anti-parasitic Ivermectin in vitro:



Link to the research itself:
Caly, Leon; Druce, Julian D.; Catton, Mike G.; Jans, David A.; Wagstaff, Kylie M. (April 2020). "The FDA-approved Drug Ivermectin inhibits the replication of SARS-CoV-2 in vitro". Antiviral Research: 104787.

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The FDA-approved Drug Ivermectin inhibits the replication of SARS-CoV-2 in vitro
Although several clinical trials are now underway to test possible therapies, the worldwide response to the COVID-19 outbreak has been largely limited…
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No one should be defending the EU or looking at the EU for salvation during this pandemic. EU bureaucrats only know how to do one thing well, and even in the midst of a global pandemic they are busy doing what they do best: "Corona-bonds, a joint borrowing instrument", ie pushing for the creation of more debt:
Also, a reality check with regards to the medical system in Germany:
In other news, Dr. Seheult for MedCram went into the Ivermectin research in his new video:
Research from Australia on using the anti-parasitic Ivermectin in vitro:
Ivermectin (Archive)
The FDA-approved Drug Ivermectin inhibits the replication of SARS-CoV-2 in vitro (Archive)
Hey motherfucker, would you care to show me where remdesivir, hydroxycloroquine, tocilizumab or azithromycin are described as "anti-parasitic"?
remdesivir (archive), hydroxycloroquine (archive), tocilizumab (archive), or azithromycin (archive)
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you guys contributed to their deaths.

you lied to the world.
Tedro's tweet: Source (Archive)
Archive of the video linked from Tedro's tweet: https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1248239936018341895/pu/vid/640x360/j32s9xGKwrkb0TY1.mp4?tag=10
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32 pages behind, but since this was not archived, I'm hoping it hasn't been posted. In spite of the clickbait headline and the fact it's USAToday, this is really quite good.


 
Finally starting to see news articles of DeWine's latest speech. He chalks up the lower hospitalization rate and lower then expected hospital load on Ohio's embracing on social distancing, no mention of the flawed testing models the system was built on.

Also noted there was agressive protesting outside the building where the address was recorded today. Several dozens howed up, as opposed to the usual group of 3-4. Ohioans are starting to get a little restless. The total and utter lack of testing is an embarrassment. Other states are testing 10X what ohio is on a good day, and you can see it in dewine's face. He's trying to keep the peace, but he still doesnt have the data he needs to justify even longer shelter orders. Part of me believes that he doesnt want to keep this any longer then absolutely necessary, but we'll see what happens when/if he tries to extend the shelter order past may 1st. I'll give him credit for staying calm and not lashing out at any party while dealing with Corona, especially since he has expressed frustration at the lack of testing data, but perhaps a bit more aggressiveness on the lack of data may produce results.


https://fox8.com/news/coronavirus/p...tatehouse-during-gov-dewines-news-conference/


In other news, Ohio is up to 5512 cases, with 1612 hospitalizations, 497 ICU admissions, and 213 deaths total. The hospitalization/case rate suggests Ohio's testing is still woefully behind other states. They also now have a county by county breakdown of cases and deaths, both totals and daily values, updated every day at 2PM:

 
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Welcome to South Africa. Feel free to join in on the widescale looting of brick-and-mortar stores in the cities. Enjoy your stay.

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there's something very familiar about these people rioting were have I seen this before
 
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>peaceful
>occupies 2 countries currently
>kills 100,000s of own people that protest
Bruh
 
Would be nice to add some spice to this list by adding Taiwan, didn't they warn the WHO of h2h transmission by early January?
The WHO dropped the ball and porked the Pooh on this one and no one should ever forget that.


Welcome to South Africa. Feel free to join in on the widescale looting of brick-and-mortar stores in the cities. Enjoy your stay.

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Can't help but imagine how their cities slowly turn into wastelands, since all shops being looted and all shop-owners being ruined means they eventually just throw their hands up and move on with their lives at a different place.

At some point, these looting assholes won't be able to buy anything anywhere, and most likely every company that manifactures anything or any farmer that grows anything will have been looted and have their stuff vandalized as well. For a long time, I wondered why Africa, despite being so rich in resources, was such a giant shithole.
A significant part is the bullshit that western nations pull to rake in billions of dollars and raw materials, but the reason these western nations get away with it is this crab mentality amongst the population that ends up dragging everybody down to a level where living in a hut made of mud and donkey-poop is being part of the upper class.
 
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>Tiny modicum moment of people trying to celebrate in a small way folks the vast majority have always respected and really can't do much about as they're told to stay home and to keep all interaction to a minimum.

>Spouse acts like twat and causes small celebration to collapse instantly.


I'm sure you both feel very fucking smug about taking that tiny fucking moment of togetherness away from folks.

EDIT: In fact I'll hammer home your household's cuntishness on this. I'd fucking love to do that only

1) Most of the staff I interact with live miles out the way in a different city within a different county and commute into Pillockshire to work at the hospital.

2) I have PV, and blood pressure issues. So can't really be running around out there grabbing random shit for people who do this work and massively increase my risk.

3) Fuck your spouse for such an unreasonable request as asking people to fucking wipe him down with bleach when there's a deadly pandemic about and those folks won't have fucking PPE to protect themselves while wiping their arse down.

4) NHS staff get an hour in most supermarkets all to themselves now as a thanks from the supermarkets and give them a chance to get their vitally needed household supplies.

In fact I know most of the folks I'd just seen outside my house on my street clapping along have various health issues which put them at risk to the point they've all be staying home as much as fucking possible. I'm sure they'd love to help out getting supplies or other shit for the NHS as would I.

But we can't.

So I slam my fucking hands together instead for two minutes once a week with all my neighbours.

1. Spouse is twat with a god complex. I also don’t determine when he comes home. I expect the fact it was during Clappy Hands Time was simply an unfortunate coincidence but there you are.

2. I want him (mostly) disinfected outside before he comes in and picks up the baby, because I have a basic duty to protect my kids. So I do the spraying and wiping and bagging the PPE shit. I handle the laundry anyway. Were you under the impression he was asking the neighbours? That would be fucking mental even for him.

3. You are exactly one of the people who other people should be making sure is OK and offering to help. You know I’m worried about you. I know you are self reliant but that doesn’t excuse other folk from reaching out if they can. Your street might be full of folks who are having to lay low, but mine and many others aren’t. And yes, I don’t like that those folks are equating putting a rainbow in their window with actually trying to help folk in danger stay home.

I’m shopping for three households right now, doing all the pharmacy runs as I can, boarding several dogs because their owners are working all the hours that god sends. I am doing all I can to keep my own folk safe and yet... I am surrounded by folk not doing a fucking thing to help look after the families and friends they are so worried about.

My neighbours are fucking quick enough to nip up to the door when they want an out of hours medical consultation, I tell you. It’s a free country, no one is stopping them virtue signalling, but let’s not equate clapping with doing something to support the vulnerable amongst those who are able to support the vulnerable.

I don’t say a damn thing to “take celebration away from people”. But I don’t have to think it’s wonderful and uplifting, either.
 
Lol, you made me mentally visualize people straight up eating hand sanitizer.
I'll bet more than a few assholes out there have done it thinking it will protect and not kill them.

I asked the hospital staff and can now confirm Puerta del Mas has treated multiple cases of hand sanitizer related intoxications since the outbreak began. And at least one guy that, as the doctor described it, "basically turned his blood into anís" (a type of high grade liquor) cause he figured alcohol kills viri and just decided to drink what I can only guess was twice his bodymass in spirits.
 
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This does a great job of compiling a lot of what we already know. I had heard they were coming out with this, but I hadn’t expected them to go with the escaped bioweapon angle. Seems like this was an accidental release. It’s a good thing they hadn't truly weaponized the corona virus or we’d all be seriously fucked.

According to Breitbart, Chinese funeral homes were cremating people alive.



Micheal Moore thinks Trump did Coronavirus.


Breaking news: CoViD-19 is racist. They finally did it.
"70% of deaths from coronavirus in Louisiana are black people"
"6x the amount of whites"

Maybe this is because of their lifestyle? Hell no, it must be blatant racism right here, folks.

WHO Director General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus made a terrorist threat against United States of America. Tedros, who is not even a real doctor, is head of WHO, and he was instrumental in getting the world infected on behest of his masters in China.

SNIP

WHO briefing -

WHO recap: proud to be negro

>Intro-WN
tomorrow marks 100th day since first notification to WHO
what WHO did the past 100 days(according to WN)
1.1:activated risk assesment
5.1:notified ALL member states
10.1:guidance on how to detect it
10.1:hazard group asked to asses it
21.1&28.1:risk group meets and lvl 4 alert given, 98 cases outside china
Ferbruary:WHO visits China
early feb crisis management team activated,UN starts support in 5 ways:
>1)support countries to build capacity to respond
provide supplies and plans to countries
>2)fight "infodemic"
"we have kept the world informed"
thank you "the facebook",google,"instragram",watsab,TENCENT and more to counter fake news
whatsapp bot 12 million subscribers so far
Online-workshop with over 600 experts to fight infodemic
working with FIFA and Lady Gaga
>3)ship PPE
1 million tests,2 million PPE sent so far,sourcing more
working with private sector to ramp up supplies
UN COVID19 taskforce launched today to tackle the supply line issue
>4)training HC-workers
1.2 million enrolled on WHO.org platform so far
goal to train tens of millions
>5)research accelerated
developed tools that are being used in over 40 countries
130 scientists and factories signed statement to speed vaxx research
>Intro cont
ofc we did much more than I can count out today
WHO not alone,we work with many countries
next days new guidelines for "next phase of response"
we have to confront this threat together
concearned about poorest of society
"our focus is objectivity and neutrality, and that will be our sole focus for future"
WHO published guidelines for religious festivities today

Q&A
>Trump?
WHO did all it can since beginning
focus should be fighting virus
many unknowns
as infectious as the flu but more fatal
public enemy number 1
2 things
work across party lines,focus of ALL political parties should be saving ppl
pls DO NOT POLITIZISE THIS VIRUS,if you want to have MANY MORE BODYBAGS do it
unitiy is key,without it YOU WILL BE IN TROUBLE
2)solidarity important
story from 60s
I was 2 years old,US&USSR came together erradicated smallpox
erradicated within 10 years
come together to erradicate COVID
virus is dangerous,very contagious,fatal
WE WILL HAVE MANY BODYBAGS IN FRONT OF US if we don't behave
for gods sake we have lost more than 60k ppl
WHAT ARE WE DOING?
3 things
unity
solidarity
lastly,quarantine politizising covid
"I know I didn't address your question directly,don't think that's needed
let's not waste time pointing fingers"
Unity ONLY OPTION
lack of it?PLEASE PREPARE FOR THE WORSE TO COME-WN
>moral authority?
I prefer saving lives,why would I care about personal attacks when people are dying
focus is saving lives,no politics at WHO
that's why I say humility,compassion,care and big heart is needed
abuses,racist comments,calling me names
I'M PROUD OF BEING BLACK OR NEGRO
received death threads,didn't care
"3 MONTHS AGO TAIWAN CALLED ME NEGRO,I didn't care"
I say it today because it is enough
we make mistakes,we will asess them later
fight between humanity and this virus, that's all-WN
>Yemen?
Yemen's fucked,WHO works with them as good as possible-WB
>Pets?
pets CAN GET INFECTED
we don't think they play MAJOR role in transmission-G
be kind to pets-WB
>WHO too close to China?
media stop adding fuel to fire
we are close to every nation
story about cook island
when this is over we can talk about where we screwed up to make this world a better one
let's fight like hell,this virus is dangerous
WE WILL HAVE MORE SURPRISES ABOUT THIS VIRUS-WN
>Funding cut?
we need unity,then resources won't be an issue
thanks US so far-WN

Kek, we all got what we deserved - who thought it was a good idea to put a fake doctor in charge of the WHO?

Wim Hof's - Ice man's - tips for surviving the lockdown sane


His breathing technique has been also touted as something, that may help, when you get the coof; not sure - can't hurt to try.



and remember

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3. You are exactly one of the people who other people should be making sure is OK and offering to help. You know I’m worried about you. I know you are self reliant but that doesn’t excuse other folk from reaching out if they can. Your street might be full of folks who are having to lay low, but mine and many others aren’t. And yes, I don’t like that those folks are equating putting a rainbow in their window with actually trying to help folk in danger stay home.

I don’t say a damn thing to “take celebration away from people”. But I don’t have to think it’s wonderful and uplifting, either.

I've had several good and close friends I consider like family offering to grab stuff for me and they're calling me usually once a week to see how I am or try and get me to join a game.

However, I have a Sainsbury's Local located quite literally behind my house up a single short alleyway or I can jump in the car and drive round to it in under 30 seconds. That covers any of the regular consumables. Anything else I go to at the crack of dawn (mostly meat from the local butchers) when nobody wants to be about.

Heck, my local just started a booze delivery service so I can enjoy tasty pints of craft beer again and get the first lot tomorrow.

tbh, my lockdown's going pretty sweet aside from not being able to see my dad and other half.
 
I've had several good and close friends I consider like family offering to grab stuff for me and they're calling me usually once a week to see how I am or try and get me to join a game.

However, I have a Sainsbury's Local located quite literally behind my house up a single short alleyway or I can jump in the car and drive round to it in under 30 seconds. That covers any of the regular consumables. Anything else I go to at the crack of dawn (mostly meat from the local butchers) when nobody wants to be about.

Heck, my local just started a booze delivery service so I can enjoy tasty pints of craft beer again and get the first lot tomorrow.

tbh, my lockdown's going pretty sweet aside from not being able to see my dad and other half.

I miss my dad so fucking much. If he gets this shit it will kill him. He’s been on immunosuppressants my whole life. All I can do to try and help him is make him a gay facemask and bring him sweets along with the shopping and wave at him sadly through a window. I hate that I can’t do something that matters. I hate that all I can do is basically fucking magical thinking and praying oh Jesus, please don’t let my dad die, I need him.

I’m glad you’re managing okay, brother. You’re a good man. I’m pissed and edgy and my house is so fucking full of children and dogs it’s like Lord of the fucking Flies in here. And I’m shit scared for my siblings and my cousin because they are hospital consultants and my cousin‘s wife is pregnant and fuck this is all so lame.

But I have to keep my head level and my happy face on, so I curse my neighbours out anonymously on the internet like a bitch and that lets the steam off.

Also one of the cousin’s spaniels keeps trying to hump my leg and I’m pissed off about that as well
 
I asked the hospital staff and can now confirm Puerta del Mas has treated multiple cases of hand sanitizer related intoxications since the outbreak began. And at least one guy that, as the doctor described it, "basically turned his blood into anís" (a type of high grade liquor) cause he figured alcohol kills viri and just decided to drink what I can only guess was twice his bodymass in spirits.
Glad to know the Darwin Awards are still going strong.
 
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