Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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So I saw that #FloridaMorons was trending on twitter so I looked to see wtf Florida was doing that was so bad that people noticed.
It seems to be mostly about the beaches reopening, a move that will surely lead to certain death for all, right? Can't have any fun since Corona Chan thrives on it. Then I went to the You of Tubes and looked at beach livecams. No people on the beach, but there were a few more boats on the water than last week. When can we expect mass casualties?
I think the big issue with relaxing quarantines is that being sick with covid even mildly is a bitch and it takes forever to go away. Even if people were willing to go back to work they legit can't afford to get sick and stay home for the weeks it takes to get better. If the politicians really wanted non-essentials to get back in the game they're going to need to do something about sick leave policy. Shame that sick leave bill died in the Senate though.


Also Americans love to talk big on the internet. We're much tamer in person.
Even radically opposing sides at my old work place could still hold their shit together and work on helping customers and resenting corporate. The more people know each other in person, the gentler they are. Humans suck, but even us dumb americans know that not all people who believe something different are bad (i'd say its mostly radicals, angry young and old people with too much hurt and too much time on their hands, and lolcows - the rest of us go outside or at least only pretend to be invested in politics to fit in or not get bitched at).

I remember my friend talking about the grudges of spain, I'm glad theyre coming together over this (unlike online americans wishing either side death). Separate we are dumb but together we are slightly less dumb and stronger 👌
 
Conspiritards still claim this is just the flu (bro) and that if we didn't have this much media attention focused on the sickness, we wouldn't even have noticed...

And I'm sitting here wondering, how much worse it needs to be. Corpses get crammed into ice-skating rings, cause funeral homes can't keep up and hospitals are full to the brim with sick people that need invasive mechanical ventilation.
Yeah. Without the media circus, we would have totally not noticed the fucking refrigerated trucks used to store corpses in a major city.
Ask a Mortician did a nice YouTube video on the refrigerator trucks if anybody's interested: https://youtu.be/zLl5yikUKfk?t=339
TLDR: Due to weird laws, NYC's crematories are maxed out under normal circumstances, to the point where they send bodies out of state to be cremated. Add to that the fact that they're not embalming bodies because the coroners are worried about catching COVID, and... well what do you do with the bodies while you're waiting to get them buried anyway? Hence the trucks.
 
"Forbearance" is delaying a loan or actions on said loan, not forgiving it. People still have to make those payments, and when you lose 1/3rd of your income for the year there isnt much working out a bank can do with you unless you live WAY below your means. You can whinge on about how everyone who doesnt live like you is irresponsible, but most people didnt think the government was going to forcibly shut the economy down for months. People are not thinking "sit at home and figure it out when I'm given the command", they want to FIX SHIT, thats why they want things opened. You, OTOH, seem to quite enjoy "sit at home and figure it out when I'm given the command" given you want the government to continue to shut things down when hospitals are 95% empty and continued evidence comes out driving the true death rate lower and lower every week, and you are upset that people want to get things moving so they can fix their situation.

Again, you seem to miss the fact that "working with people to pay their bills" doesnt work when the people have no work to pay bills with. "pay 12 months worth of expenses with 8 months of income because the government forcibly put you out of work and shut the economy down" is not a contingency that most would ever think of happening, such actions are unprecedented. Even during the Spanish flu the government didnt force statewide lockdown for 2 months on end.

The only Phase 2: Death Boogaloo should be you unloading two shotgun shells into your empty head. Perhaps those "smooth-brained" countrymen could expedite this and get your doomer ass out of the state you hate so much. I'm sure they wont miss your patronizing attitude nor your disdain for them.

Dumbfucks like you are why I can't wait to expat. I'm not reading any of that shit.

I'll be sure to flood your inbox when Round 2: Death Boogaloo hits.
 
People just need to not gather into crowds until after about May 1 so that the satanic illuminati can't cause a mass casualty event to use for human sacrifices. Sheesh.

I should stop reading conspiracy sites and get more sleep.

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They make not being conspiratorial hard some times.
 
Is it just me or does that site have some kind of anti copy+paste thing going on? You can get around it with select all, but that's still pretty weird.
There are some sites that have some sort of c&p prevention script. Unfortunately for them, at least one version can be easy to circumvent with something as simple as viewing the source code/markup and copying & pasting the text form there (assuming it's not a poorly-unstructured mess).

Do you allways add the Ann Arbor part as an injokeor are the links new every time? My memory ain't good enough but I swear I read that part many times.
@CeleryStalks already answered, but I believe that section of each post is a cumulative recap of Michigan happenings so that people don't have to slog through hundreds of pages to find bits and pieces of the happenings as they occur in real-time.
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@JosephStalin, this article might help you (and anyone else curious about the issues with the site that tracks the progress of one's TrumpBux):

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TL;DR - This could be the combination of a number of things including bugs from lack of testing and not yet having the relevant information loaded on the site.
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In other Detroit News, the national guard was almost set to help distribute food but Mayor Duggan chose to decline at the last minute because he felt people might be triggered because of the national guard's involvements in Detroit's 1967 riots. Did anyone mention Duggan is white?

Meanwhile, an African-American minister is disappointed at the mayor's decision because said minister lacks the manpower to give away all the food he has to distribute and he also felt this was a good time to have the national guard help to move past what happened 50 years ago and start bridge-building again. In his own words, "People need food. Nobody is going to run from the food because you've got a uniform on."

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I think the recovery numbers are wrong (along with deaths and cases). It depends on what country your talking about as to why they are wrong though.
China flat out lied on everything and their numbers are usless.

Iran? Iran from the start was lying about their recoveries. They had their inital case numbers recovered in less than a week and crap like that went on for a good chunk of march. They were account for more than half of the non china recoveries daily for the world. Total BS.

The USA recovery number whent up really slow. Sitting on the same number for a week at a time. Were they being careful or was the paperwork sitting in someones inbox for days at a time. Is there still some sort of slowness going on?

Germany. Last seven days 57,400 / 60,300 / 64,300 / 68,200 / 72,600 / 77,000 / 83,114. You can see the problem there.

Those are the easy one right off the top of my head. You can pick apart a number of other counties numbers the same way.

Problem with the recovery numbers is theres no real standard between countries on what or when a recovery is counted, people lying to make their country look better, some might be lying to scare their population, and some might be slipping through the cracks or sitting on a desk somewhere waiting for a signature. God knows what else can be wrong with them and the case and death number have similar problems.

As for whats happening? What it looks like to me is countries whos government doesnt step on its dick with its response and have a halfway decent medical system that doesnt get overwhelmed isnt having a big problem. It does seem, like you say, that large stacked cities with more mass transit have a much worse problem.
This is based on what I've seen around here, but it probably applies in a lot of places in the U.S.

1. This shit sticks around a long time. Even if you start feeling better, you may still test positive and therefore won't be considered recovered. Around here we had to open centers for people who are well enough to be released from the hospital, but still test positive and can't go home to their families yet.

2. Not a lot of follow up with non-hospitalized cases. If you test positive and go home and recover it's not like they give you a call and are like "did you get better? Did you die?". People at my work who tested positive and are now feeling better want to return to work, but they need to get proof they're clear and they've been having a hard time getting access to the two tests they need to be considered recovered, which goes into the next point--

3. Lack of testing capacity. It's gotten a lot better, but there are still a lot of people who need tests. It's hard to cover all the people who need tests, whether they're people who suspect they have it because they have symptoms, people who live with people who have it and want to know if they have it too, presumptive positive cases who died they want to test and then the people who need tests because they've already tested positive and now feel better and want to know if they still have it.

My state never lists recovered cases in the official counts, I have no idea if they're reporting anywhere so they can be counted in the statistics Johns Hopkins, etc have. Last I heard they were like "yeah, it will be awhile before we're able to get a handle on those numbers"

The lines for the testing centers here are insane, and the hospitals are packed. There's so much on everyone's plate, I can easily see how it would be hard to get a real accurate count of all the cases and their statuses.

There are definitely way more recovered than are listed. I have no doubt numbers get fudged in different ways too, plus the usual bureaucracy and ineptitude you might expect, but a lot of it just comes down to not being able to get good counts because of the chaos.
 
So, I was holding off on doing an update on Australia until we reached a decent number above 50 deaths. I was expecting 75 or so, but there's been a problem with that.

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At the moment, Australia's sitting at 69/70 dead. That includes the dead from the Ruby Pestilence, which has been unable to leave because the whole goddamn ship is infested with more Coronas then a Mexican brewery or a Wuhan biolab.

In addition, the rate of infection has been under 1% for the past week.

There are 184 people in hospital because of it, with 51 of them in ICU, and of that, only 33 are on vents.
Due to a dramatic increase in local production, Australia currently has 60 million facemasks, and expects to have another 100 million before the end of May.

Because of this, some restrictions are slowly being eased, and elective surgery/IVF will be considered to be allowed to continue on Tuesday.

In South Australia, testing is being DRAMATICALLY ramped up, with the goal of testing every medical staff and retail worker before either the beginning of May or May 14.
 
Dumbfucks like you are why I can't wait to expat. I'm not reading any of that shit.

I'll be sure to flood your inbox when Round 2: Death Boogaloo hits.
Please do, especially if it gives us enough information to make a thread on you like @Drain Todger did for the rest of us. Where are you planning on moving to? New York? Maybe Michigan?
 
Out of this entire mess, I think this is probably the most depressing picture yet. US-Canada border right now.

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Oh no, people who hate the Orange Man can't move to Canada now!

As if they put forth the effort into doing as such after talking so much shit in the first place ...
 
flipland update
Okay. I actually finished making the subtitles for the documentary "I am patient PH 2828" by Howie Severino, where it documented on how he and the people around him coped with the disease when he got the wuflu. I took me from 11pm to 4am.
I submitted the subtitles, but unfortunately, it is still in review. So, it may take a while or it might not even approved.

I tried to download the video and put the subtitles myself, but for some reason, my video editor is not putting the subtitles in.

I am giving up. So, to those who can put subtitles on a video using a video editor, here is the link to the documentary:

And here is the subtitle file.

so, i hope there is other people can download the video and put subtitles in and reupload it.
 
Hand washing 10 times a day drastically cuts down infection rate I believe 50%

Face shields are better than mask when it comes to protecting you.

And even something like a bandana can filter out like 50-70% of the virus.

If we combined all 3 we could return to some what normality rather quickly.

I imagine large events and restaurants and bars might still be a no-go, the problem is convincing people to do those things is really hard in the USA. Best way to open America back up would be requiring people to wear stupid shit on their face and carry around a bottle of hand sanitizer.
 
Hand washing 10 times a day drastically cuts down infection rate I believe 50%

Face shields are better than mask when it comes to protecting you.

And even something like a bandana can filter out like 50-70% of the virus.

If we combined all 3 we could return to some what normality rather quickly.

I imagine large events and restaurants and bars might still be a no-go, the problem is convincing people to do those things is really hard in the USA. Best way to open America back up would be requiring people to wear stupid shit on their face and carry around a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Only good if it's possible to get all that stuff for most people, though.
 
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