Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Misaki Nakahara]

I'm surprised the Bangers and Mash video where he spends more time shilling the store than cooking the food or the Shepherd's Pie didn't have you go full IMPERIALISM on Jack tbh, since while they weren't as bad, it was more egregious that he fucked them up.

I've actually never seen this Bangers and Mash video. He went and called it Irish in the title, of course. He made the mash without milk

What I really want to know is, what the fuck is THIS monstrosity? That day-glo orange cheese... and all that GREASE in the bottom of the glass tray, fucking hell.

 

[Adamska]

I've actually never seen this Bangers and Mash video. He went and called it Irish in the title, of course. He made the mash without tard cum

What I really want to know is, what the fuck is THIS monstrosity? That day-glo orange cheese... and all that GREASE in the bottom of the glass tray, fucking hell.

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I was kinda with the lady he had on show at first, despite her use of shitty wood pulp cheese... then she had Fat Jack just shred the roast and fucking layer the vegetables. Whatever that is, it ain't no shepherd's pie I ever saw, some casserole from hell. Seriously, it shouldn't ooze fucking grease like that.

A cottage/shepherd's pie is stupid simple; mince some meat of your preference, splice it with shredded veg and seasonings as you brown it, and top with mash and some cheese before firing it in the oven. It shouldn't be possible to fuck up like this.

How the fuck, this is Philly cheese steak bad.

 

[desudesu]

Jack "Kicked from Texas Investors Club" Scalfani stating the obvious in entrepreneurship.

 

[Aaway]

So anyways, I do like the second newest episode of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man, the Cajun Chicken recipe. They just uploaded the Taco Zoodle one now too:

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-r87yj-d9b0ba

My one issue is they need to boost their audio a bit; they're on the quiet side.

i wish they'd also cover JOTG episodes

sometimes there's just as much cringe in those videos

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

i wish they'd also cover JOTG episodes

sometimes there's just as much cringe in those videos

JOTG are the prime Jack content, if you ask me. You don't get to see his vile cooking but you do get to see how the wendigo interacts with the real world and just how much of a oblivious assbag Jack can really be when he's unleashed on the world.

 

[Shabobus]

Jack "Kicked from Texas Investors Club" Scalfani stating the obvious in entrepreneurship.

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It looks like even he's given up on considering his sauce shilling a "business".

 

[CHARizard]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

There is plenty that he could be doing. He could also be benefitting from the use of a rehabilitation glove; however, if memory serves correct, he has opted to not wear one because a particular company refused to send one to him for free or at a discounted rate.

 

[Ohlongjohnson]

There is plenty that he could be doing. He could also be benefitting from the use of a rehabilitation glove; however, if memory serves correct, he has opted to not wear one because a particular company refused to send one to him for free or at a discounted rate.

He could have Big T fork over the money for one..but he rather have another smoker he's never going to use. Plus rehabilitating fatass wouldn't be in big T's intrests. Gotta wait for that life insurance money to finally pay off.

 

[AnOminous]

JOTG are the prime Jack content, if you ask me. You don't get to see his vile cooking but you do get to see how the wendigo interacts with the real world and just how much of a oblivious assbag Jack can really be when he's unleashed on the world.

JOTG is the best for hate watching Jack. His "cooking" videos lately are too perfunctory and half assed even to be interesting, and even he has apparently figured out he is shit at cooking, because he hides the finished product under some shitty banner every time.

There is plenty that he could be doing. He could also be benefitting from the use of a rehabilitation glove; however, if memory serves correct, he has opted to not wear one because a particular company refused to send one to him for free or at a discounted rate.

That's classic Jack right there, literally render your own arm a worthless slab of fat and bone and be a one armed gimp the rest of your life to spite someone for not giving you free shit.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

There absoutely is. He could likely recover a near-complete range of motion in the hand if he'd actually do his exercises. But that would take more effort than lifting a slice of pizza up to his maw, so naturally he doesn't bother.

 

[Aaway]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

he went to physical therapy place for a few months after his stroke but because he's jack, he got lazy and stopped going

honestly, he probably doesn't mind living with one arm since it means he gets a handicap placard and tammy gets to do even more stuff for him

 

[Czolg]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

Proper physical therapy would make wonders for his arm, it could be fully functional again. Even if he doesn't want to spend money on therapist, there are plenty of simple exercises that he could do at home for free - they would be much better than doing nothing. But we all know Jack only cares about stuffing himself with fastfood so there's no way he would put effort into regular exercising.

 

[captkrisma]

i wish they'd also cover JOTG episodes

sometimes there's just as much cringe in those videos

Since Podbean allows for making your own podcasts, I'll be up for the challenge. I suffer for your enjoyment.

 

[KiwiJoe]

He'll probably accept his arm forever being broken because to him it's a sign from God for a glorious gift He has in store: The Handicap Placard.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Is there no physical therapy he could do for his arm? It looks horrible and I can't imagine its easy just having a single functioning hand. Is it just laziness or was there some sort of medical thing preventing his recovery? If its laziness holy shit I couldnt imagine the mental illness this guy has if he thinks he can live easily with one arm.

We're talking about a guy who injured himself just walking for a short while, he's got bigger physical issues than just his arm. And it is just laziness. I've known plenty of folks who bitched and moaned about health issues that likely could be resolved by a radical change in diet and regular exercise, but complaining was easier and still got them asspats.

Then they died.

 

[captkrisma]

Alright...what's the first JotG that my boy and I do? Also throw in a Jack-ism in the reply and I'll try to incorporate it into the podcast. My co-host might act confused as hell, but fuck it.

 

[beautiful person]

Didn't his arm actually improve a little bit while he was doing physical therapy? I feel like I remember him being able to at least lobster-claw his hand open and closed.

 

[Aaway]

Alright...what's the first JotG that my boy and I do? Also throw in a Jack-ism in the reply and I'll try to incorporate it into the podcast. My co-host might act confused as hell, but fuck it.

this is one of my favorites

 

[desudesu]

So anyways, I do like the second newest episode of Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man, the Cajun Chicken recipe. They just uploaded the Taco Zoodle one now too:

https://www.podbean.com/eu/pb-r87yj-d9b0ba

My one issue is they need to boost their audio a bit; they're on the quiet side.

Thanks for the recommendation of the Pink Chicken and the Lazy Man podcast, it's quite hilarious hearing them wince at the videos.