Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Mandarys Milan II said:
It's thirst. 100% unfettered, abject thirst. I don't think Lowtax truly cares about anyone but Lowtax. I don't think he's 'in love' with the women he chases. He's in love with the thrill he gets out of controlling women and making them dependent on him - whether it be mentally, emotionally, financially, or all three. That's why he loves chasing that sweet, sweet, mental illness, vulnerable, and broke snatch. Do we know how many goonettes he chased after while he was married? Because apparently, it was quite a few.




I really wish I could've heard that phone call. My parents and I still have a good laugh about it every now and then.



Falling asleep on the toilet is funny, but it's not going to be funny when he falls asleep behind the wheel of his car and pulls some "There's Something Wrong With Aunt Diane" shit while his kids are in the backseat. Anyone who is falling asleep mid-shit is not far from falling asleep at the wheel. And when I knew him, he had no problem drinking/pilling and driving. That was when he was still a semi-functional alcoholic/user. Now he's one empty bottle of Adderall away from chewing the cotton out of a Benzedrex inhaler to get his fix. He's reached the stage of full blown junkie where you do things you NEVER thought in a million years you would be capable of doing when you were sober. Things like throwing your relationship with your firstborn daughter in the trash for the sake of a BPD slut. I really hope at the very least LowTs mom is helping watch Sloane and making sure he's not fucking driving the kid around while he's high off his balls.

I wonder if he'll drag Sloane onto the Youtube channel as well. I really hope to God not. I really hope he finds a shred of conscience left in his drug-addled brain and says 'maybe I shouldn't let my daughter watch and participate in the livestreams I insult and degrade her mom on.'

By the way, do we know what that "Hard Rock Nick" shit is all about and why he's threatening to sue LowT? What was the story behind that?

Also, what was the source info for Logan being on coke? Was she a "crackhead clubhouse" poster, or a poster on some other drug forum? Or was she just saying it on social media for attention? If anyone has screenshots to go with that - if you could post them or DM me them I'd greatly appreciate it.

PS - I noticed a day or two ago that Lowtax preemptively blocked me on my current Facebook account, so I guess he's been keeping up with this thread. You're welcome to join in the thread at any time, Richard! Though you probably won't and just bitch on SA that I'm part of your whole "crazy bitches are trying to defame me, whaaaahh" conspiracy.
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The source about Logan loving blow was Logan herself. I’m sure there’s screen caps of it in this thread but she certainly talked about it enough on her FB. Of course after we all post about her pride in being. BPD coke head with several inpatient stays/ psychotic breakdowns in California- she does a lame “every thing I post on FB is just wacky zany humor.”

Funny stories about too much coke and mental illness, side splitting stuff posted for years by Logan herself. I think she bragged about taking shrooms on NYE too, just like some HS kid on FB trying to be cool.
 
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Mandarys Milan II said:
I actually just remembered something that's really fucking unsettling. Before Shmorky drew that klurf-sona avatar of himself, he used a picture of Lauren as his Facebook and Twitter avatar. I just checked - he's STILL using that same picture of Lauren as his Patreon avatar. Her face is a bit obscured by the hat and the mustache and pipe he drew on her, but way back when I asked him who was in that pic and he said "I had Lauren model that funny hat for me tee hee." He used that avatar on his social media for long while. In retrospect...what the fuck.
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Lowtax, for all his yelling about "I never let Shmorky hang around the kids, I swear! They only said hi to him in the office when they came by! I never let him in my house!" (which is an outright lie) ....Why in God's name were you letting a grown man in lipstick and a yarn wig, who is not a family member, photograph your children? And why in the FUCK would you not take umbrage with said grown man using a photo of your daughter as his social media avatar, and his Patreon avatar to this day? And he can't backpedal on this one and say he never saw it, they were both active on Twitter and interacted with each other there. Knowing what we all came to know about Shmorky, and thinking back on all the interaction he had with those girls, and the way he would talk about them...it really makes me sick to my stomach now.

Richard, if it's not too terribly much to ask, maybe you want to stay sober for 5 fucking minutes and get that picture taken down? Maybe you don't want to have a now outed and known pedophile using your daughter as his Patreon avatar?
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Yeah, I went and had a look at both the current Patreon page and the archive and that's definitely the photo here. If that's Lauren being used as an avatar by somebody who likes to roleplay little kids getting molested in bathtubs amongst other shit, that's genuinely horrible.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
Yeah, I went and had a look at both the current Patreon page and the archive and that's definitely the photo here. If that's Lauren being used as an avatar by somebody who likes to roleplay little kids getting molested in bathtubs amongst other shit, that's genuinely horrible.
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But that's not the Gaming Garbage patreon.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
The source about Logan loving blow was Logan herself. I’m sure there’s screen caps of it in this thread but she certainly talked about it enough on her FB. Of course after we all post about her pride in being. BPD coke head with several inpatient stays/ psychotic breakdowns in California- she does a lame “every thing I post on FB is just wacky zany humor.”

Funny stories about too much coke and mental illness, side splitting stuff posted for years by Logan herself. I think she bragged about taking shrooms on NYE too, just like some HS kid on FB trying to be cool.
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Even kids at my HS made fun of tryhard kids who wouldn't shut up about being totes hardcore 'garbage heads'. You'd think someone who hadn't grown out of that by their mid-20s would be insufferable to everyone, but when I look at her FB I see goons who I used to be friends with unironically commenting "Yas queen! Live your best life!" PS Logan - When I split up with Shmorky and he cried 'abuse!' the very same goons who are 'yas queen'-ing you now turned on me and joined in the doxxing and harassment effort, the very same goons turned on Ashli and helped get her GoFundMe taken down, and when your relationship with LowT goes down in flames, they will turn on you too. Goons ain't your friends. They do not care about you.

I know for a fact LowT and her are still together and she's still going to his house regularly. But I'm sure LowT isn't leaving her in charge of the toddler while he's passed out on the toilet because he would NEVER let a questionable individual babysit his children- Oh wait... Yeah, Shmorky was an incident waiting to happen, Logan is an accident waiting to happen.

Leonard Helplessness said:
Yeah, I went and had a look at both the current Patreon page and the archive and that's definitely the photo here. If that's Lauren being used as an avatar by somebody who likes to roleplay little kids getting molested in bathtubs amongst other shit, that's genuinely horrible.
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If it were any kid, it'd still be just as creepy, but it is indeed Lauren. I remember Shmorky telling me it was Lauren modelling the hat for him. I tried to make sure I wasn't remembering it wrong, so I compared the face with the Vine videos he took of Lauren, and it's the same hair, same face shape. He liked taking pictures of the girls so he could draw funny things on their faces and give it to them. If it were any other person, it'd be perfectly innocent fun, but...it's Shmorky. He seemed to have a special affinity for Lauren specifically. He mostly talked about her as opposed to the younger one (can't remember her name). Said she was a 'such a smart, special kid.' All his Vine videos are of her. He kept up with her on her social media. In hindsight...makes me fucking gag. Lauren was around 10 or 11 during my time in Missouri. Shmorky, due to his (uhgg) proclivities, seemed to fixate on teen and tween girls. The girls he roleplayed with were between the ages of 12-16. In his roleplay sessions he always played a 'character' between 9-14. The 'Klurfs' he drew were usually made to represent pre-teens (If you recall, his character 'Sandypants' was an 11 year old sheep girl with a 32 year old wolf boyfriend).

As much as it disgusts me to say this, I don't think it would be a far stretch to think that Shmorky had some kind of twisted 'crush' on Lauren. Did he ever physically touch the girls? I highly, highly doubt it. Not because he had any moral code, but because he had an intense fear of getting caught. He got off on shocking people with his disgusting fetishes, but when he did actually cross the line with his actions toward underage girls, he was very careful to keep that shit well hidden, and to not cross a line where he could be easily held legally culpable for his actions. I'm sure Shmorky knew he would not last a DAY in prison with that fucking voice.

But I think he got something out of being around Lauren. I think he got a nasty thrill out of interacting with the kids, even if he never acted upon it and did anything inappropriate with them. Honestly, if he knew with absolute certainty that he could get away with it, he might have done something, but in this case it would be far too risky for him. The worst part was...he wore the diaper to the office. A lot. Discreetly under large jeans. And I could imagine him, coloring with the girls, playing games with them, or having Lauren sit in his office with him, showing her funny things he could draw on photos of her, all the while getting the thrill of his life that unbeknownst to her, beneath his clothes he was diaper clad and thinking monstrous thoughts, enjoying that 'if only you knew what I was thinking right now' joy that perverts get such a kick out of. At least that's my theory of why he had a special fixation on Lauren, and why he would still be using her picture as his Patreon avatar after all these years. God I hope wherever he is right now, he's either dead or homeless.

Ghostse said:
But that's not the Gaming Garbage patreon.
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It's Shmorky's personal Patreon, that's what makes it creepy. If it were on the Gaming Garbage Patreon, it would make sense. I wonder if now that LowT knows about it, he'll take action about it, but probably not. Lauren DARED to confront him about cheating on her stepmother with a drug addicted skinfarm, so I guess fuck her.

Ilmseil said:
Better give Lowtax my monthly tithe on patreon! I am a good person!
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Be sure to include a note that says "Stay safe, Lowtax!" We must all do our part in protecting Lowtax from that abusive, savagely violent, 100 lbs. woman hiding in a shelter. It is, after all, goon tradition to protect grown, able-bodied men from gravely dangerous and deadly 100 lbs. women.
 
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What's the over/under on Lowtax having actually paid taxes on the roughly quarter-million he pulled in off Patreon so far?
 
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depends if he did like he did with his 2nd devorce and paid a professional to help him un fuck himself.

But with that mentallity its just a few steps away from paying a IT professional to ether fix the SA code base or mirgrate to a new platform.
 
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Nephi said:
Tell them about Kiwifarms, I think they're going to enjoy this place.
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Actually, my stepmom has been working in the field of Law for 38 years, and I did explain the divorce case, of quote, 'that weird guy who called you and dad at 2 in the morning' to her to see what her legal opinion was. Even showed her a clip from one of LowTs streams trashing Ashli. Her legally educated response, after handing my phone back to me in bewilderment and asking "Why would anyone put videos on the internet of them acting like that?" was this: "This is the most bizarre man I have ever seen. He is doing every single thing you DON'T do in a divorce case and inventing new ones I have never seen before. Every single thing he is putting online is admissible in court, and in doing so he has ruined every bit of credibility and respect he would have had before the Judge. I have seen hundreds of men get dragged to hell in court and denied custody of their kids for doing things nowhere near as retarded as this. He does not stand a chance of getting custody of his kid and he's going to get destroyed."
 
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This was asked days ago but Hard Rock Nick could have a thread here, and the thing is that goons found him and make fun of and harass him but it's not even on SA, it's on Facebook. There have been a couple of threads that spilled over from fb since he is a good subject for whatever SA used to be but they were never terribly active.

Anyway Nick is totally weird and also deserves ridicule for his lies and attitudes towards women but he never had anything to do with Lowtax until he decided to try to sue him for having a pretty inactive thread.

I've been told that non-goons have latched onto Nick and taken things even further but the truth is people touch him all the time and he blocks, goes private and generally hurts him in the balls when people do it, yet he keeps on posting the same ridiculous shit everywhere. I have seen some mainstream stuff about Nick so the normies are starting to notice.

Other than that I see LowT continuing to do the same shit he has been which is getting rather old to me personally; carry on

Edit: There's this I guess. I'm not even giving all the thirstposting the time of day. Totally cured you guys! It's actually just a major mood disorder with psychotic features! Great news!

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AnOminous said:
Motherfucker is completely Elvising out. He'll end up dead on that toilet from a stroke trying to pass some compacted opiate turd.

Also how was it revealed? He openly admitted to being such a drugged out junkie he's nodding out on the toilet with his daughter there? That's some seriously fucking subhuman behavior.
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What’s really amusing is that using ambien as long and consistently as he has usually results in it being less effective unless you’re taking massive doses or mixing it with alcohol or other drugs.
He had to decide, while supervising his minor child, to get high enough to pass out on the toilet mid-stream.
This is how they find dead junkies all the time. Some gas station or McDonald’s employee calls the police because someone has been locked in the bathroom for hours: dead junkie on the floor.
I wonder if Richard has taught his kids to roll him over on to his stomach so he doesn’t choke to death on his own vomit?
 
Chan the Wizard said:
What’s really amusing is that using ambien as long and consistently as he has usually results in it being less effective unless you’re taking massive doses or mixing it with alcohol or other drugs.
He had to decide, while supervising his minor child, to get high enough to pass out on the toilet mid-stream.
This is how they find dead junkies all the time. Some gas station or McDonald’s employee calls the police because someone has been locked in the bathroom for hours: dead junkie on the floor.
I wonder if Richard has taught his kids to roll him over on to his stomach so he doesn’t choke to death on his own vomit?
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I don't know that much about Ambien, but mixing benzos or barbiturates with alcohol is some mass destruction stuff especially for the brain and the liver, and Ambien while technically isn't a benzo, it works pretty much just like them. I happen to know a lot about this kinda stuff since a close family member of mine has catatonic epilepsy.
Liver damage makes you unable to digest certain types of foods as your liver can't break down proteins as it used to, and eventually it leads to gout and stomach problems, if Rich's alcoholism hasn't caused that already, liver damage can cause gout just by itself even if he stops drinking and doing drugs (:lit: I doubt that's ever going to happen).
Considering that opiods cause vomits, just like Breaking Bad taught me, and I wouldn't discard our fella dying in the bathroom of a McDonalds, while drowning on his own vomit.
 
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