Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Kosher Salt]

This is the guy who orders hot chocolate at Starbucks because coffee is too hardcore for him. I have no doubt that if he did ever try beer or wine he would say it tasted nasty and pour the rest out.

Okay, but I'd still count that as "tried it and had a bad experience." And that would probably just be because he insisted on trying whatever the other guys were having, instead of some sugared-up chick drink.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Okay, but I'd still count that as "tried it and had a bad experience." And that would probably just be because he insisted on trying whatever the other guys were having, instead of some sugared-up chick drink.

FWIW, you can easily have a bad experience with the sugared up chick drink that is just as bad as a brown liquor experience. The sugar causes the WORST and longest-lasting hangovers. I am willing to bet Russ had one of those watermelon-peach-fizz-explosion-dance things that he saw a stripper pretend to knock back and it did not go well.

 

[The Dude]

Put me in the "Russ has never had an adult beverage" camp. Russ is lame. He's a square and a loser with a lingering bias against alcohol and drinkers from his time in the LDS church. So I don't think he's ever had a drink in his life, even though any sane person forced to live Russhole's life would have a bottle permanently affixed to their hand.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Let’s remember that this is how Russ acted while at a bar in a brothel at 10 a.m.

 

[DrJonesHat]

There's some universe where Russ's behavior is completely normal and we're the weirdos. Glad this is not that universe.

Russ, you don't "woo" a hooker. You give her money, she fucks you, you leave, she goes onto the next customer. You are a source of income to them, nothing more. You shouldn't expect anything except meaningless sex from them. How detached from reality do you have to be to think you're paying for anything other than sex?

 

[Kosher Salt]

There's some universe where Russ's behavior is completely normal and we're the weirdos. Glad this is not that universe.

Russ, you don't "woo" a hooker. You give her money, she fucks you, you leave, she goes onto the next customer. You are a source of income to them, nothing more. You shouldn't expect anything except meaningless sex from them. How detached from reality do you have to be to think you're paying for anything other than sex?

The only place that such a universe exists is inside the marble Russ has where his brain should be. I bet if you popped his lid you'd find a little universe inside there, just like in Men In Black.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Let’s remember that this is how Russ acted while at a bar in a brothel at 10 a.m.

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That entire first sentence

at 10am, I go to the front door looking like the sexiest disabled guy ever, ready to woo my hooker

Explains everything wrong with Russhole's mindset. I don't even need to explain why, every single person who ISN'T Russell Greer is going to snort in disbelief if they've never heard of him before, or shake their head and go "yep, that's Russ" if they have upon reading that sentence.

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

That entire first sentence Explains everything wrong with Russhole's mindset. I don't even need to explain why, every single person who ISN'T Russell Greer is going to snort in disbelief if they've never heard of him before, or shake their head and go "yep, that's Russ" if they have upon reading that sentence.

The arrogance, the possessiveness, the complete lack of awareness as to what a total loser he looks like. Yep, that's Russ.

 

[DrJonesHat]

The arrogance, the possessiveness, the complete lack of awareness as to what a total loser he looks like. Yep, that's Russ.

I laugh when he talks about impressing sex workers. They're only impressed by the amount of money you give them Russ. That's the whole point of a hooker. You don't have to impress her, as long as you meet her price, she's going to fuck you. He's so caught up in this fantasy of having a hooker fall in love with him that he looks even more pathetic than someone who can only get laid via paying for it, but understands it's kinda weird and nothing to brag about.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Russ, not drinking isn't something to brag about

I imagine a lot of these moral condemnations come from Russell being largely rejected by society as a whole - accumulating good boy points for not drinking or doing drugs allows him to feel like he's the one in the right and it's society that is morally bankrupt.

Russ probably uses his choice to teetotal as a way to chest-thump about how virtuous he is compared to everyone else around him. Of course, the facade falls off when people discover Russ has his own vices and bad behaviors that make him hypocritical and just as morally bankrupt as the people he looks down on.

I know full blown alcoholics that are more functional and successful than stone cold sober Russ. I don't get why he looks down on people who drink recreationally or socially since he's no longer a Mormon. Former/ recovering alcoholics aren't even judgemental or condescending to people who drink.

I think most people by and large don't care if others drink so long as they try to drink responsibly. Even when people don't drink for religious reasons, most still don't speak ill of anyone who drinks in moderation. This only furthers Russ' holier than thou attitude he likes to throw around.

Or the time he announced he'd be celebrating something with martinelli's and maybe mix in some Dr. Pepper if he was feeling extra naughty, or however he put it.

I used to mix sugary drinks like that when I was 15. What a badass I was. We used to call it "Suicide".

That must have been an in thing at some point in time. Growing up, the neighborhood ice cream store sold slushes and had a flavor option named "Suicide" which was simply all available flavors blended together. A neighbor and I once tried it in the name of youthful curiosity. The excessive sugar content seemed to drown out whatever flavor might have been present. It's one of those things that loses its novelty after the first time.

Even Russ' attempts at looking like an edgelord fail as miserably as his attempts to woo women online.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Let’s remember that this is how Russ acted while at a bar in a brothel at 10 a.m.

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Truckers don't get hookers at a brothel, they pick up gas station lizards and have them them blow them for rides.
Anyways, who the fuck goes to a whore house at 10am? Russ isn't a sexy disabled guy, he's the opposite of sex appeal; he's the anti-viagra.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

There's some universe where Russ's behavior is completely normal and we're the weirdos. Glad this is not that universe.

Russ, you don't "woo" a hooker. You give her money, she fucks you, you leave, she goes onto the next customer. You are a source of income to them, nothing more. You shouldn't expect anything except meaningless sex from them. How detached from reality do you have to be to think you're paying for anything other than sex?

Once again, I am going to say it: fucking rom-coms. You just KNOW the Greers probably had a collection of the shittiest, most PG ones available and that's what Russ grew up on.

 

[nemesisAF]

Truckers don't get hookers at a brothel, they pick up gas station lizards and have them them blow them for rides.
Anyways, who the fuck goes to a whore house at 10am? Russ isn't a sexy disabled guy, he's the opposite of sex appeal; he's the anti-viagra.

I am guessing it’s a combo of coming in on a midnight train and possibly cheaper rates? Or minimizing hotel $/stay.

 

[Barbarella]

Russ has a very specific idea about women. They should be pretty and pure, non-drinkers, love flowers, meals in restaurants paid for by men in suits. They are so grateful for the attention of this handsome, charming guy they fuck him, with love and gratefulness. If they are hookers, they’ll fall in love, same with instathots.

If they don’t fit into that ideal-they slam a shot of tequila, gain ten pounds, aren’t grateful for the attentions of charming men, there is something wrong with them. They probably like saggy pants thugs and are not worthy of his attentions.

He’s never had a drink, tried weed, had coffee or a smoke. He believes he’s good looking, funny, talented. When reality hits him he has a tantrum. Remember when he used to shut down his Facebook when he left his computer-he has a need to control his image, and he sees himself with a girlfriend who is the 2020 version of Doris Day. (A 1950s clean cut caress/singer).

The only way he goes off his squeaky clean boomer rails is paying hookers. Which he uses his disability to justify. Other than that, he’s still very much on the Mormon train, and I bet he’d still wear the magic underwear if he wasn’t excommunicated.

The one puzzle piece that doesn’t fit is that handjob from the dude. I still can’t mentally put that together with the Russ I know.

 

[The Un-Clit]

The one puzzle piece that doesn’t fit is that handjob from the dude. I still can’t mentally put that together with the Russ I know.

He GAVE the handy, he didn't get it from the guy, but yeah. I have a hard time getting my head around that one too.

If it didn't come directly from Russ's own facebook account and the fact that he never refuted it or claimed he was hacked, I would say it was somehow spoofed.

 

[Poop Shoot]

lol a 10am brothel visit.

I pity the poor hooker that had to fuck him first thing in the morning.

 

[skellig58]

Well, sometimes it's best to get the worst part of your day over with as soon as possible...

 

[Supreme Sundae]

Anyways, who the fuck goes to a whore house at 10am?

lol a 10am brothel visit.

I pity the poor hooker that had to fuck him first thing in the morning.

Russ is notoriously jealous of hookers even chatting with other Johns so it makes me wonder if that was his reasoning for being the first customer in the whore, I mean, door.

 

[Bridgeburner]

He GAVE the handy, he didn't get it from the guy, but yeah. I have a hard time getting my head around that one too.

You mean he SAID he gave a handy. Setting aside the fact that Russhole is a notorious liar, I can't imagine there exists a person who doesn't recoil at the idea of him putting his knobby Shrek hands anywhere near their privates. Even hookers turn him away every now and then.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

You mean he SAID he gave a handy. Setting aside the fact that Russhole is a notorious liar, I can't imagine there exists a person who doesn't recoil at the idea of him putting his knobby Shrek hands anywhere near their privates. Even hookers turn him away every now and then.

Tbh, I would not be totally shocked if he thought it was some way to signal that he is pro-LGBT. We all know the ladies love a man who is pro-LGBT.

Come on, when has Russ NOT wildly misinterpreted a common convention to get himself laid? He probably thought "This will show my latest paid waifu that I'm dedicated, modern, AND tolerant."

What I am saying is that I really, really hope he told the hooker about the handy too. Imagining her face cracks me the fuck up.

Also, does doing this make Russ the cheapest of hookers himself?