Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[LordofCringe7206]

The latest in Bob's temper tantrum over Peter Coffin.

Yeah, Hillary's image has nothing to do with her behavior, views or actions over the years. It's because of joke made during the 90's.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

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The latest in Bob's temper tantrum over Peter Coffin.
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Yeah, Hillary's image has nothing to do with her behavior, views or actions over the years. It's because of joke made during the 90's.

I'm confused though, Hillary isn't the current first lady. Robert simps for her, sure, but his statement has nothing to do with Coffin's. Or am I being autistic and missing something?

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I'm confused though, Hillary isn't the current first lady. Robert simps for her, sure, but his statement has nothing to do with Coffin's. Or am I being autistic and missing something?

I think what Bob was trying to say is that because more radical feminist behavior started becoming normal and mainstream in the 1990's, it became attached to Hillary because she was the First Lady during that decade.

For starters, that is incredibly stupid for many reasons. And as you pointed out, it has absolutely nothing to do with anything that Coffin said. Which by the way was just him making a joke about her.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

I think what Bob was trying to say is that because more radical feminist behavior started becoming normal and mainstream in the 1990's, it became attached to Hillary because she was the First Lady during that decade.

For starters, that is incredibly stupid for many reasons. And as you pointed out, it has absolutely nothing to do with anything that Coffin said. Which by the way was just him making a joke about her.
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Oh so Bob was being a smart ass about an obvious joke. Not-so-clever boy.

 

[DickMain]

Cool, cool, cool. Let's start stripping private citizens of their right and ability to self defense just when they need it most, and further concentrate power in the hands of government. Every time that's ever happened in history it's gone swimmingly for all involved.

I keep hearing how you can't purchase and plant crops right now (in the states), and how slaughterhouses are having to just ditch livestock for having been put on hold or something other. I bet Bob would love the idea of everybody having to turn to the state for food if such things came to pass.

 

[MeltyTW]

I keep hearing how you can't purchase and plant crops right now (in the states), and how slaughterhouses are having to just ditch livestock for having been put on hold or something other. I bet Bob would love the idea of everybody having to turn to the state for food if such things came to pass.

They might ration Bob to an actual human amount of food though

 

[DickMain]

They might ration Bob to an actual human amount of food though

We could ration Bob as a sustainable amount of food into the next half of the decade. We could also use the oil for lamps.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Another day, another tweet about killing conseratives:

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Robert "Lies and slander! I've never wished death on anyone" Chipman

 

[Adamska]

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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1255848551562838023 (Archive)
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Robert just can't accept that no one cares about his failed presidential candidate waifu. Sad!

What a creepy person. No wonder Bobby Chimpman defended rapists multiple times; he has a creepy mommy-king fetish on top of wanting to kill the normals.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Maybe the Waifu Similator was trying to tell Bob to wrap plastic over his head to spare the world from his future hot takes.

 

[iafiv]

While Bob goes too far in advocating lethal force, entering the State capitol in Michigan to protest while in some cases having guns is a clear provocation.Even if technically legal when you go to a protest carrying guns you shouldn't be surprised if some trigger happy cop shoots you if an argument breaks out(you have to assume those guns are loaded even if they're not).And Michigan is among the hardest hit states in the Union with deaths and confirmed infections closer to Italy in proportion than the US average.Maybe it would be more understandable in states which are barely impacted but Michigan is right near the top with only the Northeast and Louisiana hit harder.At the very least they could have come wearing face masks if not trying to maintain some distance.They are still responsible for the safety of their families or should be especially 'dad' who is possibly a veteran.And a final detail dems can also mobilise their supporters lets be honest i don't see any visible minorities at these protests.Imagine a counter-protest of armed black men from Detroit it would end badly the moment someone says some racial slur and someone would certainly say it either towards whites or blacks.The kind of countries that have these scenes are usually failed ones like Yugoslavia circa early 1991.By the time it was over there was no freedom anyway since everyone was too poor to matter while a few had become so rich they owned the system entirely.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Of all the people to successfully troll MovieBob, I never thought it would be Peter Coffin.

They might ration Bob to an actual human amount of food though

After a grueling, painful, unbearable thirty minutes of waiting after filling out the online form, our hero Movie Bob fills with delight as the hazmat-suited delivery man slips his box of daily rations through a hole in the door. Bob opens up the box and releases a primordial, glass-shattering scream of infernal rage:

"ONE HAMBURGER?!?!?!?! SMALL FRIES??!?!"

 

[Flexo]

While Bob goes too far in advocating lethal force, entering the State capitol in Michigan to protest while in some cases having guns is a clear provocation.Even if technically legal when you go to a protest carrying guns you shouldn't be surprised if some trigger happy cop shoots you if an argument breaks out(you have to assume those guns are loaded even if they're not).And Michigan is among the hardest hit states in the Union with deaths and confirmed infections closer to Italy in proportion than the US average.Maybe it would be more understandable in states which are barely impacted but Michigan is right near the top with only the Northeast and Louisiana hit harder.At the very least they could have come wearing face masks if not trying to maintain some distance.They are still responsible for the safety of their families or should be especially 'dad' who is possibly a veteran.And a final detail dems can also mobilise their supporters lets be honest i don't see any visible minorities at these protests.Imagine a counter-protest of armed black men from Detroit it would end badly the moment someone says some racial slur and someone would certainly say it either towards whites or blacks.The kind of countries that have these scenes are usually failed ones like Yugoslavia circa early 1991.By the time it was over there was no freedom anyway since everyone was too poor to matter while a few had become so rich they owned the system entirely.

The black panthers once did. Wasn't Detroit though.

https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/history/article148667224.html

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I think what Bob was trying to say is that because more radical feminist behavior started becoming normal and mainstream in the 1990's, it became attached to Hillary because she was the First Lady during that decade.

For starters, that is incredibly stupid for many reasons. And as you pointed out, it has absolutely nothing to do with anything that Coffin said. Which by the way was just him making a joke about her.
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lol I felt like I was having a stroke reading Bob's tweet and thought that he might be responding to what Coffin was replying to. The confusion only intensified with your clarification as all of it has nothing to do with what Bob's rambling about. I do like how Bob somehow turned his...argument(?) into 90's nostalgia and hot takes on consoomerism. I mean I don't remember a single thing about the Taco Bell Chihuahua, the iMac and it's many colors, or Got Milk. I only recall how much I was supposed to hate Hildawg due to "various 'feminazi' social customs became norm in this same era". I wonder why Bob's...fighting(?) so much for Hilary now? It was only a few days ago that he admitted that he was only, kinda, passively excited for her as president.

 

[Things Better Forgotten]

While Bob goes too far in advocating lethal force, entering the State capitol in Michigan to protest while in some cases having guns is a clear provocation.Even if technically legal when you go to a protest carrying guns you shouldn't be surprised if some trigger happy cop shoots you if an argument breaks out(you have to assume those guns are loaded even if they're not).And Michigan is among the hardest hit states in the Union with deaths and confirmed infections closer to Italy in proportion than the US average.Maybe it would be more understandable in states which are barely impacted but Michigan is right near the top with only the Northeast and Louisiana hit harder.At the very least they could have come wearing face masks if not trying to maintain some distance.They are still responsible for the safety of their families or should be especially 'dad' who is possibly a veteran.And a final detail dems can also mobilise their supporters lets be honest i don't see any visible minorities at these protests.Imagine a counter-protest of armed black men from Detroit it would end badly the moment someone says some racial slur and someone would certainly say it either towards whites or blacks.The kind of countries that have these scenes are usually failed ones like Yugoslavia circa early 1991.By the time it was over there was no freedom anyway since everyone was too poor to matter while a few had become so rich they owned the system entirely.

Say what you will about cops, even if you think they're psychos on a power trip: that power trip relies on holding all the cards. One-on-one interaction, or with other cops backing you up against an individual or small group. Only an utter idiot looks at an armed crowd outnumbering them 5-1 and says "better start blasting." Because even if they are psychos, they're psychos who want to go home at the end of the day. They're not the army, they're not gonna fight a last stand against their neighbors.

As for the racial aspect, The Ferguson Riots would be the counterpoint that if they're not white, the media will do everything possible to cover for them.

lol I felt like I was having a stroke reading Bob's tweet and thought that he might be responding to what Coffin was replying to. The confusion only intensified with your clarification as all of it has nothing to do with what Bob's rambling about. I do like how Bob somehow turned his...argument(?) into 90's nostalgia and hot takes on consoomerism. I mean I don't remember a single thing about the Taco Bell Chihuahua, the iMac and it's many colors, or Got tard cum. I only recall how much I was supposed to hate Hildawg due to "various 'feminazi' social customs became norm in this same era". I wonder why Bob's...fighting(?) so much for Hilary now? It was only a few days ago that he admitted that he was only, kinda, passively excited for her as president.

And of course, Bob is leaving out the millennials born 1990-1996 who barely if at all remember the 1990s. That is unless Robert is going full Incel and declaring that feminazis have an unbreakable hold on American society, that was somehow simultaneously broken and sustained by the election of Donald Trump.


Edit to avoid double post.

 

[iafiv]

Cops are not the army but in an environment filled with tension its very easy for those tensions to explode.It doesn't take much.Minor argument maybe something along the lines of 'hey Bob i heard your mom died 2 weeks ago from Covid too bad she lived long enough for you to grow up' can easily get out of hand precisely because its neighbor against neighbor.So in such times all those conflicts can easily explode.Also using guns against cops and them discovering they're outnumbered is the exact kind of thing that can justify bringing in the National Guard.Does anyone think investors are gonna invest in a state which seems like its on the brink of armed conflict to begin with?That boat has sailed.

 

[Mola Ram]

Does anyone think investors are gonna invest in a state which seems like its on the brink of armed conflict to begin with?That boat has sailed.

Fella, have you seen Detroit in the last 30 years? That ship sailed before you were born.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Cops are not the army but in an environment filled with tension its very easy for those tensions to explode.It doesn't take much.Minor argument maybe something along the lines of 'hey Bob i heard your mom died 2 weeks ago from Covid too bad she lived long enough for you to grow up' can easily get out of hand precisely because its neighbor against neighbor.So in such times all those conflicts can easily explode.Also using guns against cops and them discovering they're outnumbered is the exact kind of thing that can justify bringing in the National Guard.Does anyone think investors are gonna invest in a state which seems like its on the brink of armed conflict to begin with?That boat has sailed.

The point of the protests, and the real reason Bob hates them so I believe, is to say to the government "You do not have the right to shut us down to protect us from ourselves". That thought process is totally antithetical to Bob's helicopter mommy government and her mandated 4pm dick flattening. I haven't been following the case numbers but I do know that in Michigan, mommy governor has said things like paint and plant seeds are non essential items and you cannot even travel to a second home you may own as that's non essential travel. What is essential items, and thus needing essential travel to get said items, is government weed and lottery tickets, both of which puts all of the money back into the government's hands. This isn't about safety. This is about control which Bob is ALL for with the caveat that as long as it's his flavor of control.

 

[iafiv]

Minor issue here while protesters might not directly care about their own safety others care especially since this is a disease were you can be infected for up to 2 weeks without knowing so you're increasing the risk to everyone.Its also a slap in the face to all those who do follow the rules.Ultimately your community includes a lot more than just your drinking buddies and if you defy your community because you only care about your drinking buddies then you shouldn't be surprised when the community isolates you anyway.The countries that are doing the best in this crisis are countries in which people have a sense of danger:Finland,Norway,Germany,Taiwan,South Korea,Israel.The thing is all of these countries have a very paranoid view of the world and they tend to err on the side of caution.The US by having all of these highly visible conflicts during a national emergency is unintentionally discrediting the federal system as a whole.'what's the point of 50 states if during an emergency you can barely coordinate?'Some might not get it yet but these conflicts are unintentionally giving rise to the obvious question of how strong is the Union.After 9/11 there was very little conflict for months afterwards.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

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