Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Mola Ram]

New York City no longer has an active seaport.

EDIT: To be fair, I'm working from the assumption that "A few docks" <> "Active seaport able to support enough commerce to support the city." All that stuff goes to New Jersey; New York City's South Street Seaport is now a museum. The dock where Titanic was heading is, I believe, an indoor tennis court or driving range.

You have to keep in mind that NYC is really not just NYC anymore; it encompasses the five boroughs, some of Westchester, and, most relevant to this conversation, most of urbanized New Jersey. There's even a fairly unique multistate organization that oversees all this mess: the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey, whose name pretty much speaks for itself. There are four active ports: two in Jersey, one in Red Hook, and one in Staten Island, which while technically in NYC is geographically almost in NJ. It's a fuckin' mess, but it is a very active, very bustling port.

 

[BScCollateral]

Sure it does, it's just in New Jersey.

EDIT: There's also the Marine Terminal in Red Hook.

Yes, but remember there are two Red Hook ports; one in Brooklyn and one in Newark. I suspect the one in Brooklyn really isn't up to the task of supporting the entire city.

 

[Mola Ram]

Yes, but remember there are two Red Hook ports; one in Brooklyn and one in Newark. I suspect the one in Brooklyn really isn't up to the task of supporting the entire city.

Probably not, but if you think NYC would let NJ just, like, not allow the city access to the port, you should check out the history of NY bullying the everliving fuck out of Jersey. There was a time when NY claimed it owned every pier NJ had built into the Hudson River, and Jersey owed taxes on them.

 

[BScCollateral]

Probably not, but if you think NYC would let NJ just, like, not allow the city access to the port, you should check out the history of NY bullying the everliving fuck out of Jersey. There was a time when NY claimed it owned every pier NJ had built into the Hudson River, and owed taxes on them.

Fair enough; I'll concede that "no active seaport" was an exaggeration and withdraw the comment.

 

[Mola Ram]

Fair enough; I'll concede that "no active seaport" was an exaggeration and withdraw the comment.

My autism thanks you.

 

[Notgoodwithusernames]

Bob made an appearance in Bad Film Takes.
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Normal People: I like Avengers Endgame

Movieblob: HOLLEEE SHEET GOYS ENDAMB IS DAH BUST MUVIE EVAR. MAHVEL TRULY OUTDID DEMSELVES DIS TIME. IT IS UP THERE WITH MARIO 3 AS ONE OF THE GREATEST ACHEVMENTS OH HUMANITY. MAHVEL WILL PAVE DA WEIGH FOH DAH SUPERIAH FOOTOR.

 

[Someone in a Tree]

Normal People: I like Avengers Endgame

Movieblob: HOLLEEE SHEET GOYS ENDAMB IS DAH BUST MUVIE EVAR. MAHVEL TRULY OUTDID DEMSELVES DIS TIME. IT IS UP THERE WITH MARIO 3 AS ONE OF THE GREATEST ACHEVMENTS OH HUMANITY. MAHVEL WILL PAVE DA WEIGH FOH DAH SUPERIAH FOOTOR.

I think you’re confusing his view of Endgame for his take on Godzilla: King of the Monsters

 

[Brahmin Baron]

Remember when Bob made the """joke""" about he'd knock boots with Kim Jo Yong as she was the perfect mommy president and all you obsolete simpletons fell for it? Man! Was there ever egg on your fa-

Jung H. Pak, PhD on Twitter

“We often forget that Kim Yo Jong has as much bureaucratic experience as her brother. And she’s got the “pure” bloodline to boot. https://t.co/u3s1lWA1Xj”

twitter.com

https://archive.vn/LmIAc

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Main I mean business account too. I'd say we're starting to drift into Poe's Law territory but Bob's not smart enough to be a poe. LMAO at "pure" bloodline bit. We must keep our chinky fetishes untainted.

I don't get how Bob's mind works. Trump voters get nothing but disdain and condemnation from him, but this bitch gets thinly-veiled admiration despite the things she's done. I bet he tried to pass it off as a joke earlier because even he knows he can't justify this mentality.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I don't get how Bob's mind works. Trump voters get nothing but disdain and condemnation from him, but this bitch gets thinly-veiled admiration despite the things she's done. I bet he tried to pass it off as a joke earlier because even he knows he can't justify this mentality.

Half thirst, half his admiration and love of authoritarianism- I'd be surprised if he wasn't furiously masturbating to the thought of her dominating him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't get how Bob's mind works. Trump voters get nothing but disdain and condemnation from him, but this bitch gets thinly-veiled admiration despite the things she's done. I bet he tried to pass it off as a joke earlier because even he knows he can't justify this mentality.

God's fifth favorite Jew already called him out on it and Bob's response was a variation on HURRR DURRR

 

[MeltyTW]

China dick sucking
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Thats ..... thats just blatant Chinese propaganda, Bob isn't a real person he really is the caricature of a liberal sheep

As for the racial aspect, The Ferguson Riots would be the counterpoint that if they're not white, the media will do everything possible to cover for them.

I remember when the police went around curb stomping all the rioters for breaking into stores and filling them with enough ordinance to stock a warehouse

 

[RandomBattles]

Maybe the Waifu Similator was trying to tell Bob to wrap plastic over his head to spare the world from his future hot takes.

I might make this my new avatar.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Bob made an appearance in Bad Film Takes.
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At first I was upset there was no commentary, then I read the tweet and realized commentary would only make it less funny.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

At first I was upset there was no commentary, then I read the tweet and realized commentary would only make it less funny.

And Ben Shapiro retweeted it!

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Weirdest part for me is that Endgame wasn't even as good as Infinity War. Don't get me wrong none of the marvel films are exactly top tier cinema, but Endgame was about as shallow as a puddle compared to the actually pretty good depth of Infinity War's visual storytelling and characters.

 

[RandomBattles]

And Ben Shapiro retweeted it!
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I wonder how Bob feels about this. He probably legit thinks the retweets are because they agree with him.

 

[MeltyTW]

Weirdest part for me is that Endgame wasn't even as good as Infinity War. Don't get me wrong none of the marvel films are exactly top tier cinema, but Endgame was about as shallow as a puddle compared to the actually pretty good depth of Infinity War's visual storytelling and characters.

Ive not seen either but from an outsider's perspective whenever i hear about infinity war its things like the actual story and characters and with Endgame its just "eh kinda ok, here's some cool spectacle moments that happened that dont really make sense" Maybe loyal consoomers like Bobert complained that having a story was too much strain to write about

 

[Chan the Wizard]

None of the Marvel movies are exactly stellar works of art that will stand the test of time. They’re like the disaster movies of the 70s. You’ll have people remember them for the spectacle like The Poseidon Adventure or The Towering Inferno, but not much else.
They’re not bad for popcorn flicks but only a true consoomer would hold them up like Cinema Robert does.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

None of the Marvel movies are exactly stellar works of art that will stand the test of time. They’re like the disaster movies of the 70s. You’ll have people remember them for the spectacle like The Poseidon Adventure or The Towering Inferno, but not much else.
They’re not bad for popcorn flicks but only a true consoomer would hold them up like Cinema Robert does.

Especially now that RDJ and Chris Evans are out and coronavirus fucking things up, the MCU have a uphill battle to stay relevant.

 

[Flexo]

None of the Marvel movies are exactly stellar works of art that will stand the test of time. They’re like the disaster movies of the 70s. You’ll have people remember them for the spectacle like The Poseidon Adventure or The Towering Inferno, but not much else.
They’re not bad for popcorn flicks but only a true consoomer would hold them up like Cinema Robert does.

The really sad part is the realization that a lot of movies are steadily getting worse - which comparatively pushes up the quality of the Marvel movies which are at least maintaining basic competence.

Sure there's a lot of movies better than Marvel, but compare it to the Rise of Skywalker and it looks like Shakespeare.