Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Adamska]

So what's the beef with Peter? Is it because peter has rudentry understanding that you can't just gas the rednecks?

He's a lefty that thinks Bobby is a stupid asshole. Bob, with his ego and desire to be the toady for lefties that should totally kill the normals, can't accept that.

 

[KingofNothing]

Watching Bob be legitimately baffled and upset that even people that would normally be in his corner call him a dumb piece of shit for his "kill whitey", "gas the republicans" rhetoric and his other terrible opinions is incredibly frustrating. These people didn't decide randomly one day that they didn't like you. You say fucked up shit constantly in view of everyone. It would be one thing if it was just bantz, but he means this nonsense. Only extremists and other idiots want to deal with that mess. If guy had a button to kill all republicans, he'd do it in a second.

 

[Neko GF]

You'd think someone who so obviously hates himself would be capable of at least a scrap of self-reflection, but I suppose not.

If FilmRobert had even a scrap of self-reflection, he wouldn't be FilmRobert.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

"Bob, Why is orange man bad?"
'He made all my friends not see my side of the genocide rhetoric'

Bob is legit insane.

 

[BScCollateral]

He talks about space all the time but has no idea how NASA works
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We did NASA because the effort to go to space was well beyond any single US corporation.

The competition was the Soviet Union (well, OKB-1) and not US corporations.

Bob's ignorance is breathtaking. He's trying to make a point about Musk by talking about a time when Musk probably could not exist.

I'm leaning towards "he's cracking up." He's always been of sub-par intelligence, knowledge, and talent, but he's reaching for total incoherence now.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

He talks about space all the time but has no idea how NASA works

His job is talking about movies but he has no idea how they're written, storyboarded, pitched, financed, cast, produced, directed, shot, edited, packaged, advertised or released. His ignorance is all-encompassing. The actual process of making a film is an impenetrable mystery to Bob, because Bob is lazy and not too bright, so he has never bothered to actually do his basic homework. And it's not just SCIENCE! or movies. Bob knows nothing about how anything works, again because he is too dumb and too lazy to read a fucking book.

 

[Pickle Dick]

unless if its been posted already, i think bob should be upset that his asian dictator waifu isnt going to be leader anytime soon

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-korea-pictures-kim-jong-un-alive

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

unless if its been posted already, i think bob should be upset that his asian dictator waifu isnt going to be leader anytime soon

https://www.foxnews.com/world/north-korea-pictures-kim-jong-un-alive

Poor Robert, it’s like November 2016 all over again.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Poor Robert, it’s like November 2016 all over again.

is that a trick question? We all know for Trump derrangement syndrome suffers, november never really ended after the election

 

[cypocryphy]

Poor Robert, he can't deny that many of his idols in BreadTube don't like him:
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https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1256433865461301249 (Archive)

BreadTubers like to LARP as being people who want to help the working class and change people's minds. Openly associating with a man who dehumanizes everyone who thinks differently than him and expresses glee at the idea of the working class suffering would contradict their desired image.

That's what happens when twitter becomes your whole life, Bob.

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

is that a trick question? We all know for Trump derrangement syndrome suffers, november never really ended after the election

Great, we have eternal September and eternal November at the same time.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Great, we have eternal September and eternal November at the same time.

To paraphrase green day, wake me up when september and november end

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, Fat Fuck Theater presents: The Tard Aquatic. An extremely verbose shitpost written in the style of MovieBob's really bad fanfiction.

Scene: Our hero, the lovable handsome Movie Bob, superior coastal elite ubermensch and future member of the golden space illuminati (pending when NASA finally gets the budget to grind midwest rednecks into a fine base to fuel Star Trek replicators) happily waddles up to the loser table at the eternal Highschool cafeteria purgatory dimmension that is Twitter, and happily introduces himself to his glorious left-wing intellectual comrades.

MovieBob clears his throat, smiles smugly with his eyes tightly sealed shut in blissful smugness and declares: "Gentlemen! I'm glad to make your acquaintance! We glorious elites have to stick together in these trying times, what with all the undesirables from wastelands such as Ohio and Michigan robbing our oxygen! I present you fine gentlemen with a glorious new hot take from my superior mind: since obviously globization and automation has made all the subhuman middle american mongrels an obsolete thing from the past, I was thinking maybe we should pull away funding from their wretched "hospitals" and "jobs" and put them towards creating holographic projections that can play Marvel movies on the moon! That way, even those pathetic "humans" can enjoy high-quality cinematic masterpieces without having to leave their filthy hovels, just by looking out their windows!"

With pursed lips and wry eyebrows, MovieBob puts his hand to his ear and gleefully anticipates the cheers of joy from his fellow Americana nobility for his great idea: but hark! What's this? The crowd screams out!

"What the fuck is wrong with you, you lunatic?" "Dude, stop dehumanizing people. It's fucked up. What are you, Hitler?" "My family is from Ohio, you asshole!" "Why are you shitting on the working class? We're supposed to be fighting for them." "Why do you four whole chickens on your lunch tray? Why do they all smell like mountain dew?"

MovieBob emits a manly roar of horror as his face contorts like a John K cartoon gag. "NO! NOOOOOO!" he cries to the heavens. "YOU WERE MY ALLIES! MY BROTHERS IN ARMS! WHAT'S HAPPENED TO YOU?! WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME!"

As Robert's fallen heroes avoid eye-contact with him, MovieBob runs at the speed of smell waddling on the stumps that used to be his feet as he slams out the door, drops to his knees and cries out in the rain. In the dark clouds above, he sees the horrible orange visage of his archnemesis, the anchor weighing down scientific progress and asian mommy gfs for all: DRUMPF! Tears in his eyes, he realizes that the orange devil has even destroyed the commradary of the liberal elite godkings themselves.

With snot running down his nose and a giant log of shit in his shorts, he clenches his fists and screeches: "BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!!!!!!!"

TL;DR: lol that nigga gets roasted even by other tards

 

[RandomBattles]

A reminder that even if Trump did that tomorrow, the fact that the Dreaded Orange Man did it would forever taint it.
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You know Bob, lots of people can think and talk about SpaceForce without mentioning Trump. Why? Because it's obviously bigger than just Trump. It's a new branch of the Armed Forces that was decades in the making.

 

[Neko GF]

A FilmRobert white-knight in action:

https://twitter.com/arkle/status/1256549281877471232 (Archive)

Do his white-knights even read his tweets?

Is wanting to oppress, disenfranchise, and genocide everyone you disagree with part of the "progressive" ideology? Last time I checked BreadTubers at least pretend that they want to change people's minds, having someone like Robert on your side, probably wouldn't help.

Also, Robert's love for corporate candidates such as Hillary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren, and his misogynistic attitudes towards women he doesn't like, probably isn't helping his image with the BreadTube crowd.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Bob knows nothing about how anything works, again because he is too dumb and too lazy to read a fucking book.

And his fingers too fat to properly type, so he can't even use Google.

A FilmRobert white-knight in action:

Ah, the Human Arkle. I've seen him on the TGWTG boards. He would be a lolcow if anyone paid attention to him.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

@Therealhomor inspired me to trace over some dumb memes

Spoiler: What happens next

 

[Shield Breaker]

So what's the beef with Peter? Is it because peter has rudentry understanding that you can't just gas the rednecks?

Robtardo's understanding of the world is so simplistic the idea one could have serious disagreements with someone and not want them dead is completely foreign to him.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

@Therealhomor inspired me to trace over some dumb memes
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Spoiler: What happens next

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Where did you find these photographs of Bob IRL?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

None of the Marvel movies are exactly stellar works of art that will stand the test of time. They’re like the disaster movies of the 70s. You’ll have people remember them for the spectacle like The Poseidon Adventure or The Towering Inferno, but not much else.
They’re not bad for popcorn flicks but only a true consoomer would hold them up like Cinema Robert does.

The sad thing is, The Poseidon Adventure was pretty deep in its themes, being about a preacher who has struggling with his faith, leading a group of survivors through a literal underworld through the bowels of the ship, and his eventually having to sacrifice himself to get his flock to safety. The whole film had religious undertones, mostly Jewish and Christian. But most people today know it as that one movie where a ship turns upside down and a bunch of cheesy 70's celebrities have to crawl their way to the surface. Sadly, Superhero movies - even the good ones with deep themes, will suffer the same fate. Even the "darker" and more serious ones like The Dark Knight, because at the end of the day, it's about a guy dressed as a rubber chiropteran beating up criminals.